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Author: "Arrrgh confounded disclaimer how it haunts me so: neon lights flashing saying you don't own anything sept your dumb OC hahaha: Infernal sign to hell with you." Stretches hand out and an Ultima wave blows it up. "HAHAHA I win!" Smoke clears sign is still there.

The author rubs temples "Arrrgh on with the fic"

"What that's Reno's brother" yelled Cloud? "Well, little brother to be precise" replied Sito. "Look yes he is Reno's little brother and lets just leave it at that. Lets just get back to the party please. And I trust that we wont have anymore outburst right Sito" said Reeve. Sito gave a one-hand salute to Reeve and replied, "Yes sir!"

Well everyone went back to what they were doing but this time they gave the occasional "what the hell you want" look. "O man they really hate me and I didn't even do anything yet. Man this is so lame I would have done paper work instead of this. But its not that bad I mean the girls here are pretty cute." Thought Sito as he winked at Yuffie and Tifa who pretty much gave him the cold shoulder, Sito just laughed at it though. "Reeve why did you bring him huh? I mean why not Rude or Elena at least they had some manners." Said Yuffie. "Hey, he's not that bad. I mean come on at least he isn't drunk right now like Reno would be. Granted he is Reno's brother but they act differently." Said Reeve. "Well I still think he's a punk," replied Barret.

"Man I need a drink, one wouldn't hurt haha nor would 5" thought Sito as he made his way to the bar. As he approached he found a completely drunk and a surprisingly sober Vincent. Cid had been passed out due to the fact that him and Vincent had a whiskey-drinking contest, which clearly showed Vincent as the winner. "This seat taken" asked Sito, Vincent just shrugged. Sito took it for a yes and sat down "Jack Daniels (hey I have good taste in alcohol)" yelled Sito. As he took his first drink he gave a smile to show that he liked it. "So Mr. Valentine tell me you were a Turk once was it different back then as it is now." Vincent just looked down for a second and said "If you were a Turk back then I would have fired you for drinking on the job" replied Vincent coldly. "Wow, that strict huh? Well maybe it would have been finer if I were a Turk back then instead of now" replied Sito while taking a drink. Vincent gave a curious look "I mean I should be privileged to be a Turk now but its boaring now. Hardly anyone puts up a fight and does anything bad now a days the missions are getting fewer and fewer ahhhh sorry to bitch and complain to ya, let me guess if I were a Turk back then you would have told me to shut the hell up" said Sito as he made his way through his second shot. Vincent just sat there for a while and said, "If you were a Turk back then you wouldn't be board" and with that Vincent just walked away. Sito just gave a crack smile and continued drinking.

Meanwhile somewhere out of Kalm two people were talking "Are they in there?" asked one of them. "Yes all of them including President Reeve who is accompanied by one Turk" said one of the others. "Good set loose the monsters we'll get Reeve personally after the monsters destroy the city"

It was about 1 am and everyone was about to turn in. Cloud walked up to Sito and told him in an annoyed voice "Your room is at the end of the hall" Sito just smiled and said "O thank you humble inn keeper" Cloud let out a sigh in anger and walked away. "Well its about late for me lets see were gonna be here for a week can let that stop my training. Hummm lets see I believe I'll practice my martial arts Hummm haven't practiced that in awhile," thought Sito as he was walking. Then all of a sudden there was a howl. To loud for it to be from outside town then suddenly huge stomps came from the roof. One of the creatures busted through the window "Shit" yelled Sito has he pulled out his gun and unloaded on it. "Whats going on" yelled Cloud, "Monsters! They're attacking the inn and what seems as the city as well," replied Vincent loading his gun. Reeve came out of his room with a worried look "Man I should of brought Cait Sith" he replied. " Alright everyone get ready load your materia lets get'em," replied Cloud. " Wait where is Cid" yelled out Barret. "Da pilot is passed out drunk so you're going to have me take his place" said Sito smiling reloading his gun. " No, no way are you coming?" said Cloud. "We have no choice we are out numbered and we need 2 teams to protect the city." Replied Vincent. " He's right Cloud we are going to need him" said Tifa. "Alright Vincent, Yuffie, and Sito go as far as the city exit we'll take the other side understood." Yelled Cloud. "Yo! Reeve take this" Sito threw him a Peacemaker "just in case" Reeve nodded. They made they're way out side the city was in chaos Clouds team took off in a hurry. Sito undid his tie and opened up his coat, reaching in for his silver Alexander gun and another. It was black and had the words Diablos written on it. Yuffie looked at the gun "Diablos?" she asked. "Sito checked and loaded it with a smile " Heaven or Hell "he said.

And then they took off Vincent without delay shot two demons with his Death Penalty while Yuffie launched her Conformer into one monster flying overhead. "Hey save some for me" yelled Sito running down the street. He finally caught up to them and went ahead using his momentum planting his feet into the ground and sliding forward unloading on a group of monsters. After awhile they made they're way to the town exit. Everything seemed to be quite and over with Yuffie fell down with a sigh of relief Sito just slouched over and said "Aww no more?" Vincent looked concerned like it wasn't over. Then a two huge oni came from out side town." We must prevent them from getting into the city Sito there is only two of them I trust we can handle them" replied. Sito just but a slight smirk and said "leys show them how Turks do it"

Sito and Vincent ran a full speed to stop the oni from coming into the town. One of the oni let out a battle cry and smashed the ground befor them. Vincent and Sito dogged it but the impact was strong. Vincent tumbling on the ground got back up and landed two bullets in the oni's head, which by after fell like a sack of potatoes. Vincent looked to see how Sito was doing. He was standing there waiting for the oni to strike waiting for the right moment. The oni brought down his fist in rage and Sito a frighten Yuffie yelled "Look out!" Sito quickly dogged it. The oni was slow to recoil and Sito found his opportunity to strike. Sito leapt on to his fist (these suckers are huge mind you) ran as fast as he could up to the oni's face and unloaded the two guns on the oni's head. While the oni was falling to his death Sito stood at his head riding it as a surfboard into the impact to the ground. Sito looked over to an overwhelmingly surprised Yuffie and then to the always-silent Vincent. He gave a crack smile and twirled his guns around his fingers and put them in their holsters.

A/N: (spotlight shines on author holding a glass a whiskey) Well how do ya like it? Sorry for not giving much of an A/N at the end of my stories but now I have the time to( takes a drink) Its been fun writing this story I'm not about to end it cheaply or dumbly I still have a long way to go. I had a hard time trying to decide on what monsters they should fight. Well this is only the beginning more action is to come. Thanks for the reviews. The next chapter is in the process. Later!