I just want to BANG BANG BANG!!!!: Story by Josh yonah.

One day I was sitting at home. I couldn't get a girlfriend, I never had a girlfriend.

So I warped to Nintendo Land!! Its time for me to get some!!!

48 hours passed

Zelda: I can't believe this is happening.

Peach: You said it.

Samus: Josh has all the female nintendo characters locked up in a cell and tied up.

Zelda: Just wait till Shigeru Miyamoto hears about this.

Misty: Yeah but if the Nintendo Squad finds out he's doing this. They will send him

back.

and then the cell door opened.

Josh: I JUST WANT TO BANG BANG BANG!!!!!!! AND YOU ALL WILL HELP ME!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Girls: Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED, roflmao1111!!!!kthnx noobz 4 lyfe@!!!!%#&@!!