Disclaimer:I think you all know it well enough by now...

This is the 3rd chapter!Hope y'all like it,though it IS kinda crappy in my opinion and I'll probably receive lots of flames.T T But hey,I'm sick you know??To tell y'all the truth,I'm doing this chapter as I'm writing it.Hee!But I promise I'll re-read and proof-check it again.Anyway,here's the chappie.

H:*whines*Do we HAVE to go??

Me:*impatiently*Of course.We still need to sneak into Gojyo's and Goku's bedroom.

(A/N:If your all wondering why my lil bro resents going into the Saiyuki Boyz house.Well,let's say it's because of something that happened in the last chapter which was too shocking for his fragile heart and he literally didn't want to come here anymore because of the..*coughs*..shocking memory.)

D:Poor H,I never really suspected that Hakkai was a...

H:*grumbles and sends a death glare at D*You can stop rubbing it into my face,o.k.??

D:*meekly*I didn't mean that...

Me:Stop fighting!We're in front of his room now,and as usual,our assignments.

H: (better go on the safe side this time)I'll check the drawers.

Me:O.k.,that leaves the bed and the cupboard.Of course,D you check the cup-

D:*tugs at sis shirt*Um,sis?Can I check the bed this time round??

Me:hahaha..*laughs nervously*I don't think that's a good idea...

D:*glittering eyes with unshed tears*Pleazzee????I never get a chance to check the bed!

Me:*heart melts*Aww..o.k.

H:Hey!!Why don't I always get my way when I do the glittering eyes thingy??*glittering eyes*I can look cute too can't I??

Me: --; Um,can you please stop doing that?If you do that anymore I might get a seizure and this parody will be classified under NC-18 for scary scenes.

H:Wha?It's not cute??

D:Come on sis,let's go into the room.*opens door*

Me:Heey!I was supposed to do that!*blast of smell hits her nose*PHEEW!!What is THAT!!??

H:*faints*

(A/N:Sadly my brother is a clean freak and can't stand untidiness in anyway unless it is under special circumstances)

Me:*pinches nose*Oy!What did you faint fo'??

Saint*Anime turns around and is greeted with the sight of piles and piles of unwashed laundry which she had no doubts about,had been in here for weeks.

D:PHEEW!!Doesn't he do laundry??On top of that,he has magazines scattered EVERYWHERE.*picks one up and is about to toss it away when he stopped*

(A/N:Right about now,we're all battling to go through the horrible swamp of clothes with D in front and me right behind him while dragging H)

D:*eyes go wide as saucers and seems to freeze*

(A/N:A significant point in D's life:The first time he ever saw a porn magazine..)

Me:??GAAH!You shouldn't be reading that!!

D:All of these are,what you call'em,porn novels!!The whole room is filled with them!!

The intensity in D's voice made a few birds leave their safe haven of branches and fly out to escape whatever was making the noise.

Me: *pats D on shoulder and speaks seriously*Finally you understand what these are.Welcome,it's a hard world.

Right now,as they're nearing the cupboard,the level of porn magazines and unwashed clothes had increased and they were practically swimming while wearing gas-masks.You could also see the occasional picture of somebody getting,shall we say intimate,pop out or a boob or two.Finally they reached the cupboard.

Me:*opens cupboard*Hmm..there's nothing much here,just a bunch of designer clothes...but,hey,wait,here's something.*pops head inside,reaches at the very back and grabs something*Hey!There are a box of tapes and..what's this?Pictures?*holds it up to the light so she can see it better*Ohmigod!!I can sell about a million for this!!

D: --; Don't you think it's violating Hakkai and Gojyo or anything??

Me:Of course not!Nude pics of both of them in the action are hard to come by.As they say,money makes the world go round.

D:It's supposed to be LOVE.

Me:Yeah,whatever,*sticks head out window*Who wants nude pics of Hakkai and Gojyo stripped NUUUDE!!

Bunch of fangirls suddenly appear.

Fangirls:AAH!!*giggles giggles*

Me:We'll start bidding at $100 per picture.

Unfortunately for poor me,due to the scrabbling around of the fangirls and their over-excited hormones,the pics somehow managed to slip out of my hands and fly into the air.

Somewhere,someplace..

Dr.Nii:*types something in laptop com.*Hmm?What this?*reach out for flying pic* O.o Hee,hee,hee...This will fetch for a hefty price on E-bay...

Back at the room:

Me: T T *sobs*I coulda make a LOT of money.

D:*pats sis on shoulders*It's a hard world...

Me:We still got the tapes!Lucky for us,there's a VCR and TV in this room.*reaches randomly for a tape and pops it into the VCR.

Excessive groaning,moaning and scuffling sounds were heard...

Me n D:*blinks*HUH!!??*glues eye to the screen*

The sweaty and naked forms of Kougaiji and Dokugakuji filled the screen.

Doku:Kou..*moans*I never knew you were this demonstrative...

Kou:*murmurs*Neither did I...*plants a trail of butterfly kisses from Doku's: neck and it went down,down,down....*

(A/N:down,down,down to the bottom of the sea where the husbands and wifes and the children lost their lives,it was sad when the big ship,went DOWN. ^ ^; Don't ask,it was a lame song which my camp instructor taught me went my class went camping...oh yeah,for the kou and doku scene,don't worry there's gonna be no Lime...(yeah,sorry for all those disappointed Hentai fans out there..)

Just as Kougaiji was about to go even further down to a...uh..particular anatomy they stopped.Even Saint*Anime and D was confused.

(A/N:Hmm..D's doing well for a guy who's experienced seeing Yaoi live for the first time..)

Kou:*frowns and sat up,his eyes alert*Did you hear something??

Doku:*pulls Kou back to him,biting his ears and practically licking his neck*The only thing I can hear is the call of Cupid's arrow and the symphony of our love...

Kou: --;(since when was Doku a poet?!)Uh..that was NOT what I meant.

A few giggles filled the room which Doku and Kou was in.

Doku:*stopped what he was doing*Yeah,your right,I DID hear something..

Both Kou and Doku stopped and stood still,straining their ears,trying

To make sense of WHAT was causing the sound.The giggles and laughter got louder while both Kou's and Doku's baffled and confused faces searched the room suspiciously,their eyes darting round the surroundings,suddenly it landed on the TV screen.And Saint*Anime and D realised that the laughter was Lirin and Yaone's.Doku and Kou seemed to have realized this too by the way their faces turned to the color of wine.

"Yaone,Lirin!I'll get you for this!" Kou said,his face flushed. "I'm sorry," Yaone said talking in between her bouts of giggles. "Lirin convinced me to do this in the first place.Lirin's catlike face appeared and her voice held a tone of mischief.Obviously,Yaone was filming the thing since she was the one more interested in the science-technology department. "Haha!" Lirin said laughing. "Now,you guys have to buy me LOADS of porkbuns or this tape'll get out to all our enemies." Kou's face flushed even brighter if that was possible. "This tape falling in the hands of Sanzo and co.?!Never!!" With those words,Kou rushed towards the tv screen,a few scrabblings were heard and it went blank.

Me n D: --; --;

Me:Aww...anyway,I always knew Dokukakuji always had a thing for Kou.Isn't it like,obvious?

D: What was the tape doing in Gojyo's room anyway!?

Me:Maybe he likes yaoi and bought it from Lirin and Yaone.

D:It's time to check the drawers but since H is knocked out,who will do it?

Me:Well,just for this one show,I'll take H's job.

Wades through the "swamp" to get to the drawers.

Me:O.k.Here we are.*opens drawers*

Me:Yaargh!*tons of beauty products fall down,hitting Saint*Anime on the head*

D: --; Beauty Products??

Me:Well,it's nothing to get excited over.*picks up an L'Oreal Paris Freeze Ultra-Strong Hold Liquid Gel* I mean,with all that long hair,it's bound to get in his way while fighting and all so naturally he has to use a LOT of gel.

D:*shudders*How can one survive with all that goop in your hair.*picks up a Spray Citre Shine Shine Mist Spray Laminator*

Me:*picks up a slip of paper*Wow,he even goes to a hair-dressing boutique that costs $650 just for a hair treatment.I guess it's a first for me to find a guy that uses as many styling products as a girl.*shrugs*Oh well.

D:Yaay!Now that everything's done,it's time to check the bed!!

Me:*worriedly and puts a hand on D's shoulder*Are you sure you want to do this?

D:Uh-huh.I mean,it's nothing right?

Me:Uh..o.k.

D:*pulls back cover*

Me n D:*nosebleed*(A/N:Though not so hard as at the Sanzo-Ikkou's room.)

Me:I knew it!!My suspicions are cleared!

D:Doesn't he like,get cold?And what if there's an emergency like a fire or something?

The thought of him running around like that during a fire breakout in the building...

Me n D: --; --;

Me:Well,for a guy who sleeps in the nude,that isn't much of a concern..

H:So Gojyo sleeps in the nude.Wow...

Me:YAAARGH!When did you wake up!?

H:Oh,hi sis.

Me:*disgusted*You woke up just for this??Your so sick.

H:*points out*Well,at least I'm not as sick as you.

Me:Grr!Why you!You wanna take a shot at me!?

H:Oh yeah!Bring it on!

While Saint*Anime and H squabbles in the background...

D:Oh,sorry for those two,I swear sometimes I'm the most mature of the group and those two act like little kids.*sighs and shakes head*Anyway,the last chappie is coming up.*mysteriously*All I can say is a surprise group is going to appear.*tone goes back to normal*Although,some of you can probably guess who. ^ ^; Anyway,thanks for reading this and hope you have a good day.Sankyuu!!

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