After another sleepless night, Harry's first class of the day was Defense
Against the Dark Arts. He now dreaded this class as much as he dreaded
Potions. He tried to poison Professor Laponi's coffee one day but it turns
out she wasn't thirsty and now Madam Hooch was in the hospital wing with
food poisoning.
Hermione was just as miserable. She went to Hagrid to beg him for some sort of violent plant to give Professor Laponi as a "present." The next day she wore the plant to school as a necklace... turns out she killed it before it even had a chance. Hermione also received several detentions for lack of persuasion and "signs of plagiarism."
Also in class they had read the books, the Catcher of the Rye, 5 days of the Ghost and Tess Pipponi: The life and Times. Harry also had to write many things. However his stories usually were returned with red marks and scribbles all over them saying "TRANSITIONS" and "COMMA SPLICE". She then gave him a 20% for lack of effort. He went to see her telling her that he had spent the whole night writing it but she didn't open the class door.
Today was Tess Pipponi day. Professor Laponi insisted that everyone had to bring in one thing that belonged to Tess. Tess on the other hand was in a state of confusion because she wanted all the attention to stop. Professor Laponi however insisted that Cluster 2 should be dedicated to Tess Pipponi and the cult that she created.
While Hermione was presenting Tess' chewed up pencil to the class, Mr. Pkark came in. He was the Defense against Lucifer Incarnates teacher. Since he never had a class he usually walked around the many corridors of Hogwarts. On that day, Mr. Pkark entered the classroom asking Professor Laponi if he could teach the class. She violently answered no but he did anyways.
Harry noticed the rage in Professor Laponi's eyes as Mr. Pkark started to take all of her stuff and use it to teach. He also made fun of her awkward hole punched Magic Power copybooks. A fire sparked in her eyes and at that moment professor Laponi cast a whistle spell which surprisingly turned Mr Pkark into a snail. As the gasps wore off, Professor Laponi said, "That reminds me, today's vocab word is slug"
She then scribbled the number 1345 and wrote slug next to it. She asked if anyone could use it in context, but no one raised their hands. Professor Laponi looked confused. She then said "Avada Dictionario" And a dictionary finally appeared. She called upon Tess Pipponi to come up to the front of the class...... but something was different on this day, because Tess Pipponi never answered. Between gasps and Professor Laponi's dramatic cries, Harry sat in his place grinning from ear to ear had worked. He knew that someone kidnapped Tess Pipponi and there was a God. This would send Professor Laponi into an emotional crisis.
Professor Laponi was screaming and crying and in hysterics.
"I can't live anymore without Tess!! My model student...." She cried even more. "She was too good for this world." Professor Laponi went in front of the mirror and performed the Avada Kadavera spell. But the mirror broke, so she jumped out the window.
Just then Tess Pipponi returned from the washroom.
Hermione was just as miserable. She went to Hagrid to beg him for some sort of violent plant to give Professor Laponi as a "present." The next day she wore the plant to school as a necklace... turns out she killed it before it even had a chance. Hermione also received several detentions for lack of persuasion and "signs of plagiarism."
Also in class they had read the books, the Catcher of the Rye, 5 days of the Ghost and Tess Pipponi: The life and Times. Harry also had to write many things. However his stories usually were returned with red marks and scribbles all over them saying "TRANSITIONS" and "COMMA SPLICE". She then gave him a 20% for lack of effort. He went to see her telling her that he had spent the whole night writing it but she didn't open the class door.
Today was Tess Pipponi day. Professor Laponi insisted that everyone had to bring in one thing that belonged to Tess. Tess on the other hand was in a state of confusion because she wanted all the attention to stop. Professor Laponi however insisted that Cluster 2 should be dedicated to Tess Pipponi and the cult that she created.
While Hermione was presenting Tess' chewed up pencil to the class, Mr. Pkark came in. He was the Defense against Lucifer Incarnates teacher. Since he never had a class he usually walked around the many corridors of Hogwarts. On that day, Mr. Pkark entered the classroom asking Professor Laponi if he could teach the class. She violently answered no but he did anyways.
Harry noticed the rage in Professor Laponi's eyes as Mr. Pkark started to take all of her stuff and use it to teach. He also made fun of her awkward hole punched Magic Power copybooks. A fire sparked in her eyes and at that moment professor Laponi cast a whistle spell which surprisingly turned Mr Pkark into a snail. As the gasps wore off, Professor Laponi said, "That reminds me, today's vocab word is slug"
She then scribbled the number 1345 and wrote slug next to it. She asked if anyone could use it in context, but no one raised their hands. Professor Laponi looked confused. She then said "Avada Dictionario" And a dictionary finally appeared. She called upon Tess Pipponi to come up to the front of the class...... but something was different on this day, because Tess Pipponi never answered. Between gasps and Professor Laponi's dramatic cries, Harry sat in his place grinning from ear to ear had worked. He knew that someone kidnapped Tess Pipponi and there was a God. This would send Professor Laponi into an emotional crisis.
Professor Laponi was screaming and crying and in hysterics.
"I can't live anymore without Tess!! My model student...." She cried even more. "She was too good for this world." Professor Laponi went in front of the mirror and performed the Avada Kadavera spell. But the mirror broke, so she jumped out the window.
Just then Tess Pipponi returned from the washroom.
