Scene 3:
Asuka's title: "That's because they all died, moron."
Shinji's title: "Kind of puts a damper on the whole apocalypse thing, huh?"
[Scene three opens again a little while later, sometime in the mid-morning. Asuka and Shinji are still walking and suddenly and idea pops in Shinji's head.]
Shinji: Hey! I know! Maybe Rei was trying to help us! You know, because we had such crappy lives, she wanted us to be able to start over again and lead better ones!
Asuka: Oh, yeah, Shinji, because this is SO much better than our old lives! I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die because of how much better this place really is! Because I would pick this hell-hole and the stench of giant rotting Rei over my supposedly 'crappier' life that could have at least been fixed by seeking psychiatric help. But no-THIS-well, THIS is SO much more helpful than a psychiatrist! Really! If I had known the apocalypse would have solved all my problems so quickly I would have asked Rei months ago to do it for us! Too bad I can't thank her now for all her help, considering all that's left of her is a gigantic festering corpse. [sighs and shakes her head] Jeez, Shinji, you are such an idiot.
Shinji: Well…I guess that's true.
Asuka: That you're an idiot or that this world really sucks?
Shinji: Hmm…both, I guess.
Asuka: Well, it's nice to know that you being the major cause of the end of the world hasn't affected your lack of self-esteem in the slightest.
Shinji: Why would it?
Asuka: I don't know; Rei obviously thought it would.
Shinji: Maybe in some strange way it does. At least we can both say that we survived the end of the world, right? Not many people can say that, you know.
Asuka: That's because they all died, moron.
Shinji: I guess that's true, too. But that kind of makes our survival an accomplishment!
Asuka: Okay, Shinji, could you please try to tone down the optimism a bit? It's starting to scare me.
Shinji: Oh, yeah. Sorry about that, Asuka. You know, we should get "I survived the End of the World" t-shirts. Too bad everybody died so there's no one left to make them, though.
Asuka: That would have actually been kind of cool. Damn, though. That means humanity actually had some sort of point in some sense, even if it was just to make us stupid "I survived the End of the World" t-shirts.
Shinji: Kind of puts a damper on the whole apocalypse thing, huh? Not that it didn't suck already…
Asuka: Can't argue with that one.
Next Scene:
Asuka's title: "That's the way the cookie crumbles, my man."
Shinji's title: "That kind of makes me feel better in a not so really sort of way."
Asuka's title: "That's because they all died, moron."
Shinji's title: "Kind of puts a damper on the whole apocalypse thing, huh?"
[Scene three opens again a little while later, sometime in the mid-morning. Asuka and Shinji are still walking and suddenly and idea pops in Shinji's head.]
Shinji: Hey! I know! Maybe Rei was trying to help us! You know, because we had such crappy lives, she wanted us to be able to start over again and lead better ones!
Asuka: Oh, yeah, Shinji, because this is SO much better than our old lives! I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die because of how much better this place really is! Because I would pick this hell-hole and the stench of giant rotting Rei over my supposedly 'crappier' life that could have at least been fixed by seeking psychiatric help. But no-THIS-well, THIS is SO much more helpful than a psychiatrist! Really! If I had known the apocalypse would have solved all my problems so quickly I would have asked Rei months ago to do it for us! Too bad I can't thank her now for all her help, considering all that's left of her is a gigantic festering corpse. [sighs and shakes her head] Jeez, Shinji, you are such an idiot.
Shinji: Well…I guess that's true.
Asuka: That you're an idiot or that this world really sucks?
Shinji: Hmm…both, I guess.
Asuka: Well, it's nice to know that you being the major cause of the end of the world hasn't affected your lack of self-esteem in the slightest.
Shinji: Why would it?
Asuka: I don't know; Rei obviously thought it would.
Shinji: Maybe in some strange way it does. At least we can both say that we survived the end of the world, right? Not many people can say that, you know.
Asuka: That's because they all died, moron.
Shinji: I guess that's true, too. But that kind of makes our survival an accomplishment!
Asuka: Okay, Shinji, could you please try to tone down the optimism a bit? It's starting to scare me.
Shinji: Oh, yeah. Sorry about that, Asuka. You know, we should get "I survived the End of the World" t-shirts. Too bad everybody died so there's no one left to make them, though.
Asuka: That would have actually been kind of cool. Damn, though. That means humanity actually had some sort of point in some sense, even if it was just to make us stupid "I survived the End of the World" t-shirts.
Shinji: Kind of puts a damper on the whole apocalypse thing, huh? Not that it didn't suck already…
Asuka: Can't argue with that one.
Next Scene:
Asuka's title: "That's the way the cookie crumbles, my man."
Shinji's title: "That kind of makes me feel better in a not so really sort of way."
