Scene 4:
Asuka's title: "That's the way the cookie crumbles, my man."
Shinji's title: "That kind of makes me feel better in a not so really sort of way."
[Shinji and Asuka have been walking for a very long time and Rei's "gigantic festering corpse" can no longer be seen. It is toward the late afternoon and the two are coming upon a hill]
Shinji: I think I'm starting to agree with you, Asuka; I think this is hell. Or, at the very least, I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out that way.
Asuka: Yeah, well…I'm still hungry. Maybe you can THINK UP food because you obviously forgot to when you were creating this whole new GLORIOUS world.
Shinji: Ha ha. Very funny, Asuka.
Asuka: I try to be. You know what sucks?
Shinji: What?
Asuka: We've been walking around here for the last few hours and I can STILL smell Rei from all those miles away.
Shinji: Well, she IS pretty big. And she IS pretty decayed.
Asuka: Point taken. Hey, Shinji?
Shinji: Yeah?
Asuka: I think I see someone…over there [points down the bottom of the hill to a faint silhouette of a person].
Shinji: Hey, I think you're right, Asuka! Surprisingly, I'm not all too happy about this. It's actually kind of a let down, don't you think? I mean, here I am, thinking I'm one of two people who survived the end of the world and here comes this guy, whoever HE is!
Asuka: It could be a she; I can't tell from here. But I can see how it can be upsetting to you; I'm a bit disappointed myself.
Shinji: Man, I can't even create the new beginning of the world right!
Asuka: Maybe you should start smaller next time, Shinji. Like, instead of trying to pilot giant robots, save the world, defeat Angels, end the world, or create a new world, maybe you should try something simple like…oh, I don't know…just graduating high school or something? That is, if there still was a high school to graduate from. You kind of got rid of it with your whole Armageddon thing, didn't you? In all honesty, though, not many people could have done all the things you've done if they were your age and had all your flaws, emotional instabilities, insecurities, spinelessness, feebleness, and general stupidity. Of course, not many people could have failed so miserably either at some of them, but that's another story.
Shinji: That kind of makes me feel better in a not so really sort of way.
Asuka: Glad to be of help.
Shinji: You really weren't.
Asuka: Too bad. But if that didn't make you feel any better, how about this? At least that guy, whoever the poor unfortunate bastard may be, gives you someone else to strangle.
Shinji: Good point, although I think that really makes you feel better more so than me.
Asuka: That's the way the cookie crumbles, my man.
Shinji: Whatever; so who the hell is he or she, anyway?
Asuka: Beats me. We could always go over there and find out. But just to warn you, I am still hungry and I won't be responsible for my actions when starvation kicks in.
Shinji: That's pretty gross, Asuka.
Asuka: Well, whoever said that the new world was going to be pleasant, eh?
Next Scene:
Asuka's title: "Just lead the way to Eden, Lillith."
Shinji's title: "Too bad she still isn't naked."
Asuka's title: "That's the way the cookie crumbles, my man."
Shinji's title: "That kind of makes me feel better in a not so really sort of way."
[Shinji and Asuka have been walking for a very long time and Rei's "gigantic festering corpse" can no longer be seen. It is toward the late afternoon and the two are coming upon a hill]
Shinji: I think I'm starting to agree with you, Asuka; I think this is hell. Or, at the very least, I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out that way.
Asuka: Yeah, well…I'm still hungry. Maybe you can THINK UP food because you obviously forgot to when you were creating this whole new GLORIOUS world.
Shinji: Ha ha. Very funny, Asuka.
Asuka: I try to be. You know what sucks?
Shinji: What?
Asuka: We've been walking around here for the last few hours and I can STILL smell Rei from all those miles away.
Shinji: Well, she IS pretty big. And she IS pretty decayed.
Asuka: Point taken. Hey, Shinji?
Shinji: Yeah?
Asuka: I think I see someone…over there [points down the bottom of the hill to a faint silhouette of a person].
Shinji: Hey, I think you're right, Asuka! Surprisingly, I'm not all too happy about this. It's actually kind of a let down, don't you think? I mean, here I am, thinking I'm one of two people who survived the end of the world and here comes this guy, whoever HE is!
Asuka: It could be a she; I can't tell from here. But I can see how it can be upsetting to you; I'm a bit disappointed myself.
Shinji: Man, I can't even create the new beginning of the world right!
Asuka: Maybe you should start smaller next time, Shinji. Like, instead of trying to pilot giant robots, save the world, defeat Angels, end the world, or create a new world, maybe you should try something simple like…oh, I don't know…just graduating high school or something? That is, if there still was a high school to graduate from. You kind of got rid of it with your whole Armageddon thing, didn't you? In all honesty, though, not many people could have done all the things you've done if they were your age and had all your flaws, emotional instabilities, insecurities, spinelessness, feebleness, and general stupidity. Of course, not many people could have failed so miserably either at some of them, but that's another story.
Shinji: That kind of makes me feel better in a not so really sort of way.
Asuka: Glad to be of help.
Shinji: You really weren't.
Asuka: Too bad. But if that didn't make you feel any better, how about this? At least that guy, whoever the poor unfortunate bastard may be, gives you someone else to strangle.
Shinji: Good point, although I think that really makes you feel better more so than me.
Asuka: That's the way the cookie crumbles, my man.
Shinji: Whatever; so who the hell is he or she, anyway?
Asuka: Beats me. We could always go over there and find out. But just to warn you, I am still hungry and I won't be responsible for my actions when starvation kicks in.
Shinji: That's pretty gross, Asuka.
Asuka: Well, whoever said that the new world was going to be pleasant, eh?
Next Scene:
Asuka's title: "Just lead the way to Eden, Lillith."
Shinji's title: "Too bad she still isn't naked."
