A/N: Ok we're back! Another amazing wonderful humour and inside joke filled
chapter. Aren't you all thrilled? This was mostly written by Freckled Raven
and Jen/Draca (that's right, Jen/Draca actually helped on this one
*Freckled Raven gets hit in the back of the head with a fish* owwwwww)
Ammmmmy (is that enough m's?): Here, have some crack. It's the best damn quality there is (that we could afford) wheeeeeeeeeee oooo man so tweaked. I bet Mr. Fluffy is Foofoobear's long-lost twin, only without the boobs......anyway, we must continue on in our bizarre world and thanx for the review!
Katie115: Welcome to our insanity, it's quite fun. Thankee's for the review!
Frankie Beeblebrox: Nice name!!! Lol :D. That was a bunch of great complimentary adjectives (see, we can use big words too!). Here's your more! Thanx so much for reviewing, y'know blah blah thanks and all that....
Foureyedsnail: Gotta love the randomness, the sad thing is our entire lives depend on it. We live in some kind of trippy messed-up universe. And we're glad you caught the reference! Thank you!
Lothmeldo: Sux to be you! *shifty eyes* uhhhhh, just kidding. Don't worry we would never hurt the teddy, It would break Voldie's heart. Poor Voldie he has so few friends. Anyyyyywaayyyyyy Thanks!
Hermione 30: Ouch I was the one who wrote the Harry and Ron bits (Freckled Raven sits sulking in a corner) but at least you made Random Character happy but really that's not hard. Thanks and I think I did read one of your stories. Ciao
Random Character: *Freckled Raven and Jen/Draca stare in disappointment.* O......kay.......
Enter Lucius: Just one question.......why was I using a pen??? Aren't I supposed to be using a quill? Y'know being a wizard and all......
Jen/Draca: Cuz we said so!
Lucius: But.....
Freckled Raven: Shut up!!! Now go back in the story!!!
Lucius: Honestly though, that's not a good enough reason for me to go back in there! I really didn't need to see that!
*All of a sudden Random Character appears and whacks Lucius with......A HERRING!!!!*
Random Character: HIYA!!!!!
Freckled Raven and Jen/Draca: ......
Random Character: You heard me! *waves fish in the air*
Chapter 2 (yay)(finally)
Several days later.......
Draca stared into the fire at the head of Lucius.....wait a minute, Draca?
Freckled Raven: Jen/Draca? What the hell are you doing here? Get out of the damn story!
Jen/Draca: Aww, do I have to?
Freckled Raven: Yes! It's Draco Malfoy! D-R-A-C-O!!! Do you want to write this story or not? Go away!
Jen/Draca: But you need me! It WAS my idea, after all.
Freckled Raven: We don't need you here! And I've practically written this entire damn story! I'm dictating this to you right now!!!
Jen/Draca: Fine! *sulks and runs away*
Freckled Raven: Now that that's all cleared up *shifty eyes* On with the story!
DRACO sat staring into the fire at his father floating head.
"You have disappointed me again, you useless piece of rabbit crap!" Lucius exclaimed.
"But I haven't done anything in this story yet!! And what's with you and rabbit crap today!" Draco whined.
"DO NOT SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY!" Lucius bellowed.
"What can YOU do, anyway! You're just a stupid floating head!"
"SOME people are kind enough not to mention that!" Lucius said, offended.
"Wasn't it you that said kindness was a weakness?" Draco drawled. "Why do I always have to drawl?!" he added in an annoyed tone.
Random Character: Because that's just the way things are! Stop complaining! *hits Draco in the back of his head with a fish*
"Okayyy. Back to the story." Lucius remarked, slightly scared.
"Right, ok, so you were mad at me for something?" Draco asked.
"Well, I don't remember NOW, the authors keep screwing it up." Lucius exclaimed.
Jen/Draca, Random Character, and Freckled Raven: IT'S AUTHORESSES!!
"Fine! Whatever! I don't even know what I'm doing here anymore! I'm leaving."
And with that, Lucius' head disappeared from the fire.
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Draco stalked down the hallway in a foul mood. His heart felt ripped in two because he was never good enough for his father, although he would never EVER say that, because he was Draco, and Draco doesn't say such things. Though no one really understood why, because maybe if he had just taken some therapy, or something, he'd be a little less anal about, well, stuff.
He decided to look for his mentally retarded sidekicks (mmm...... sidekicks, those noodles are good, man. Jen/Draca: Shut UP Freckles!). He spotted Crabbe and Goyle standing perfectly still. But it really wasn't hard to miss them, as they were dressed in bright yellow clothing......
"What the hell are you guys doing!" Draco whispered angrily. "This is hardly the right image to project when you are MY sidekicks!"
A random person walked up.
"They think they're lemons," he said, and walked off, never to return again. Or will he? No, no he won't.
Draco stood, shell-shocked for a while, trying to work the information through his head.
"Oh. My. God," and with that, he strode off.
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Hermione stared in disbelief.
"Sure you are," she replied. "That...... makes...... sense......"
"Of course it does. These stories always have some sort of twin," Harrina retorted snottily.
"But what about Harry's parents? Wouldn't they have mentioned you? Wouldn't Dumbledore have mentioned you? Where were you when Harry's parents were murdered?"
"Why, locked in this basement of course. You see, Dumbledore doesn't like me very much."
"Why?"
"Because I kinda killed a bunch of people."
"When you were an INFANT!?"
"Uh, yea, I've always been ahead of the other kids."
"Uh huh......"
And that's the end of that chapter. Hee hee
Ammmmmy (is that enough m's?): Here, have some crack. It's the best damn quality there is (that we could afford) wheeeeeeeeeee oooo man so tweaked. I bet Mr. Fluffy is Foofoobear's long-lost twin, only without the boobs......anyway, we must continue on in our bizarre world and thanx for the review!
Katie115: Welcome to our insanity, it's quite fun. Thankee's for the review!
Frankie Beeblebrox: Nice name!!! Lol :D. That was a bunch of great complimentary adjectives (see, we can use big words too!). Here's your more! Thanx so much for reviewing, y'know blah blah thanks and all that....
Foureyedsnail: Gotta love the randomness, the sad thing is our entire lives depend on it. We live in some kind of trippy messed-up universe. And we're glad you caught the reference! Thank you!
Lothmeldo: Sux to be you! *shifty eyes* uhhhhh, just kidding. Don't worry we would never hurt the teddy, It would break Voldie's heart. Poor Voldie he has so few friends. Anyyyyywaayyyyyy Thanks!
Hermione 30: Ouch I was the one who wrote the Harry and Ron bits (Freckled Raven sits sulking in a corner) but at least you made Random Character happy but really that's not hard. Thanks and I think I did read one of your stories. Ciao
Random Character: *Freckled Raven and Jen/Draca stare in disappointment.* O......kay.......
Enter Lucius: Just one question.......why was I using a pen??? Aren't I supposed to be using a quill? Y'know being a wizard and all......
Jen/Draca: Cuz we said so!
Lucius: But.....
Freckled Raven: Shut up!!! Now go back in the story!!!
Lucius: Honestly though, that's not a good enough reason for me to go back in there! I really didn't need to see that!
*All of a sudden Random Character appears and whacks Lucius with......A HERRING!!!!*
Random Character: HIYA!!!!!
Freckled Raven and Jen/Draca: ......
Random Character: You heard me! *waves fish in the air*
Chapter 2 (yay)(finally)
Several days later.......
Draca stared into the fire at the head of Lucius.....wait a minute, Draca?
Freckled Raven: Jen/Draca? What the hell are you doing here? Get out of the damn story!
Jen/Draca: Aww, do I have to?
Freckled Raven: Yes! It's Draco Malfoy! D-R-A-C-O!!! Do you want to write this story or not? Go away!
Jen/Draca: But you need me! It WAS my idea, after all.
Freckled Raven: We don't need you here! And I've practically written this entire damn story! I'm dictating this to you right now!!!
Jen/Draca: Fine! *sulks and runs away*
Freckled Raven: Now that that's all cleared up *shifty eyes* On with the story!
DRACO sat staring into the fire at his father floating head.
"You have disappointed me again, you useless piece of rabbit crap!" Lucius exclaimed.
"But I haven't done anything in this story yet!! And what's with you and rabbit crap today!" Draco whined.
"DO NOT SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY!" Lucius bellowed.
"What can YOU do, anyway! You're just a stupid floating head!"
"SOME people are kind enough not to mention that!" Lucius said, offended.
"Wasn't it you that said kindness was a weakness?" Draco drawled. "Why do I always have to drawl?!" he added in an annoyed tone.
Random Character: Because that's just the way things are! Stop complaining! *hits Draco in the back of his head with a fish*
"Okayyy. Back to the story." Lucius remarked, slightly scared.
"Right, ok, so you were mad at me for something?" Draco asked.
"Well, I don't remember NOW, the authors keep screwing it up." Lucius exclaimed.
Jen/Draca, Random Character, and Freckled Raven: IT'S AUTHORESSES!!
"Fine! Whatever! I don't even know what I'm doing here anymore! I'm leaving."
And with that, Lucius' head disappeared from the fire.
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Draco stalked down the hallway in a foul mood. His heart felt ripped in two because he was never good enough for his father, although he would never EVER say that, because he was Draco, and Draco doesn't say such things. Though no one really understood why, because maybe if he had just taken some therapy, or something, he'd be a little less anal about, well, stuff.
He decided to look for his mentally retarded sidekicks (mmm...... sidekicks, those noodles are good, man. Jen/Draca: Shut UP Freckles!). He spotted Crabbe and Goyle standing perfectly still. But it really wasn't hard to miss them, as they were dressed in bright yellow clothing......
"What the hell are you guys doing!" Draco whispered angrily. "This is hardly the right image to project when you are MY sidekicks!"
A random person walked up.
"They think they're lemons," he said, and walked off, never to return again. Or will he? No, no he won't.
Draco stood, shell-shocked for a while, trying to work the information through his head.
"Oh. My. God," and with that, he strode off.
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Hermione stared in disbelief.
"Sure you are," she replied. "That...... makes...... sense......"
"Of course it does. These stories always have some sort of twin," Harrina retorted snottily.
"But what about Harry's parents? Wouldn't they have mentioned you? Wouldn't Dumbledore have mentioned you? Where were you when Harry's parents were murdered?"
"Why, locked in this basement of course. You see, Dumbledore doesn't like me very much."
"Why?"
"Because I kinda killed a bunch of people."
"When you were an INFANT!?"
"Uh, yea, I've always been ahead of the other kids."
"Uh huh......"
And that's the end of that chapter. Hee hee
