Ja, ja!
by Sad WTF
Chapter 3. The Jiggling Follows
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Piggy jiggled. And then he jiggled some more, even more than he jiggled in the beginning of Chapter 2. Piggy jiggled as he laughed a piggish evil laugh. Sick, Piggy! Piggy jiggled so much that nobody could stand it anymore. Finally, Joleen grabbed him by the feet and threw him into a neighboring lake. People clapped. Then the laughing Nazis resumed their laughing, which upset everyone else greatly. Doc looked left and right and squinted a lot, trying to locate someone. Finally, he grabbed a megaphone out of nowhere and started shouting into it.
"Rip! Rip!!! Where are you? Get over here this instant!"
Rip jumped out of the very lake Piggy had fallen into, disturbed by the jiggling in the water and the mention of her name. She stomped over to where everyone was standing, which really was quite some distance away from the lake, and put her hands on her hips. "How did you know my name?" She demanded.
"I read the reviews," Doc quickly went on before people really started to wonder, "You're going to take the place of Piggy while he's gone."
"I am!? Whoopee! Who's Piggy?"
Joleen piped up, "He's a fat jiggly Nazi."
"Oh, okay. I can do that!" exclaimed Rip, as she attempted to jiggle. Everyone shouted at once, and Doc grabbed her shoulders.
"NO! You were brought here because you don't jiggle. Now knock it off!"
"Yeah. Don't make me throw you back into the lake," said Joleen.
"Well, if you're going to be that way, I'm LEAVING WTF," said Rip, and she marched right back into the lake and didn't emerge from it for another 230948059834 years.
Everything went silent as the laughing Nazis stopped laughing and everyone else stood there looking at each other.
"SICK! What're you waiting for? I'm escaping," said Doc, and he quickly stalked off in a huff, Captain running after him. Joleen looked at the laughing Nazis, and the laughing Nazis looked at Joleen. Joleen quickly ran, and the laughing Nazis ran after her, amazingly laughing without running out of breath. Damn them.
"Damn them," said Joleen, "I wish someone would shoot their heads off or something." But nobody would hear her, and the laughing Nazis soon caught up with her, quickly latching themselves to her and never letting go. Joleen screeched.
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Doc and Captain avoided the asterisks that were now posing as troublesome barbed wire as they attempted to escape. All hopes of ever leaving the wretched place were shattered, when two bastard children appeared out of nowhere and landed on Doc.
"SICK! My nephews are here already!" screamed Doc. Captain decided to sympathize with Doc and scream with him, which caused the two nephews to scream as well. Doc slapped the younger one, who was an anorexic freak named Jan. "Be quiet!" Then he punched the more annoying looking pretty one, whose name was Luke. Skywalker. No.
The brothers sobbed and Doc felt bad, so he hugged Jan. "I'm sorry! I will never do that again."
"What about me?" screeched Luke.
"Shut up," said Doc, who hated Luke. Luke is a pansy who thinks he's beautiful. Which he is. The bastard. Doc quickly stood up, grabbing his pathetic nephews by their necks. "We have to get out of here."
"Why?" asked Jan, grinning as he choked. He kicked Luke, who was making a big deal about getting choked to death.
"This is a Nazi camp full of evil piggies," said Doc.
"OMG PIGGIES! KEWLIES I WANT TO STAY HERE," screamed Jan. Doc was about to scream back at Jan, when suddenly in the distance played a great fanfare. Oh, Lord. It was "THE LEADER". Dun dun dunnnnn.
Far away in the lake, Piggy jumped out whilst screaming a great scream that caused his whole body to shake. He waddled with all his might to the front gates. Schrodinger jumped out and ran after Piggy, screaming with him.
"THE LEADER" drove up in an icecream truck, and Piggy jumped in front of it. Doc and Captain were hoping Piggy would get squished and die, but Piggy merely bounced and jiggled. "THE LEADER" stepped out while screeching at Piggy, but he was drowned out by the cheers of 2304985098324 cheerleaders who jumped out from nowhere. Sick. Doc was disgusted, so he docslapped "THE LEADER" around with a spatula. Hitler (who was "THE LEADER" in disguise or something) threw a fit and stomped his feet. Nobody ever treats "THE LEADER" like that, dammit. He was about to scream at Himmler to kill Doc with his lack of chin when Piggy whined.
"Forgive me, mein fuhrer! Doc is so smart he's gone insane. He's going to make you vampires and stuff!"
Piggy grovelled so much that Hitler became more disgusted than angry, so he decided to let Doc off. For now.
Himmler jumped up and squealed, poking Piggy and Captain, and prodding Doc's nephews and the cheeky boy who was standing behind Piggy. Doc thanked Himmler for not touching him at all. Himmler looked Doc up and down, which disturbed Doc, because looking someone up and down was the universal sign for checking someone out. Or not. Himmler leered and demanded that Doc hug him for payment. Which angered Doc, who couldn't help but docslap Himmler with his spatula 34985098234 times. Then he threw away the spatula. Hitler was pleased this time around, and he gave Doc 98650732094805982309481234 gold stars. SICK!
Piggy's face bloated with jealousy as "THE LEADER" jumped back into the icecream truck and drove away furiously in order to leave his annoying cheerleaders in the dust. Why did he even drive over in the first place? WTF! Doc screamed in a morally offended manner and threw the 98650732094805982309481234 gold stars into the lake. Schrodinger jumped into the lake and fished 98650732094805982309481233 of the 98650732094805982309481234 gold stars out. A homeless man had eaten the missing one. Piggy squealed with delight and hugged Schrodinger.
"What a wonderful boy! I will love you forever and ever!"
Schrodinger beamed and danced for joy. Everyone else left the area while trying not to projectile vomit. Piggy screamed after Doc as he left, "Don't forget to make the vampires!"
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To be continued, as always. WTF Thanks for your reviews! I'm glad you people like my fic.
by Sad WTF
Chapter 3. The Jiggling Follows
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Piggy jiggled. And then he jiggled some more, even more than he jiggled in the beginning of Chapter 2. Piggy jiggled as he laughed a piggish evil laugh. Sick, Piggy! Piggy jiggled so much that nobody could stand it anymore. Finally, Joleen grabbed him by the feet and threw him into a neighboring lake. People clapped. Then the laughing Nazis resumed their laughing, which upset everyone else greatly. Doc looked left and right and squinted a lot, trying to locate someone. Finally, he grabbed a megaphone out of nowhere and started shouting into it.
"Rip! Rip!!! Where are you? Get over here this instant!"
Rip jumped out of the very lake Piggy had fallen into, disturbed by the jiggling in the water and the mention of her name. She stomped over to where everyone was standing, which really was quite some distance away from the lake, and put her hands on her hips. "How did you know my name?" She demanded.
"I read the reviews," Doc quickly went on before people really started to wonder, "You're going to take the place of Piggy while he's gone."
"I am!? Whoopee! Who's Piggy?"
Joleen piped up, "He's a fat jiggly Nazi."
"Oh, okay. I can do that!" exclaimed Rip, as she attempted to jiggle. Everyone shouted at once, and Doc grabbed her shoulders.
"NO! You were brought here because you don't jiggle. Now knock it off!"
"Yeah. Don't make me throw you back into the lake," said Joleen.
"Well, if you're going to be that way, I'm LEAVING WTF," said Rip, and she marched right back into the lake and didn't emerge from it for another 230948059834 years.
Everything went silent as the laughing Nazis stopped laughing and everyone else stood there looking at each other.
"SICK! What're you waiting for? I'm escaping," said Doc, and he quickly stalked off in a huff, Captain running after him. Joleen looked at the laughing Nazis, and the laughing Nazis looked at Joleen. Joleen quickly ran, and the laughing Nazis ran after her, amazingly laughing without running out of breath. Damn them.
"Damn them," said Joleen, "I wish someone would shoot their heads off or something." But nobody would hear her, and the laughing Nazis soon caught up with her, quickly latching themselves to her and never letting go. Joleen screeched.
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Doc and Captain avoided the asterisks that were now posing as troublesome barbed wire as they attempted to escape. All hopes of ever leaving the wretched place were shattered, when two bastard children appeared out of nowhere and landed on Doc.
"SICK! My nephews are here already!" screamed Doc. Captain decided to sympathize with Doc and scream with him, which caused the two nephews to scream as well. Doc slapped the younger one, who was an anorexic freak named Jan. "Be quiet!" Then he punched the more annoying looking pretty one, whose name was Luke. Skywalker. No.
The brothers sobbed and Doc felt bad, so he hugged Jan. "I'm sorry! I will never do that again."
"What about me?" screeched Luke.
"Shut up," said Doc, who hated Luke. Luke is a pansy who thinks he's beautiful. Which he is. The bastard. Doc quickly stood up, grabbing his pathetic nephews by their necks. "We have to get out of here."
"Why?" asked Jan, grinning as he choked. He kicked Luke, who was making a big deal about getting choked to death.
"This is a Nazi camp full of evil piggies," said Doc.
"OMG PIGGIES! KEWLIES I WANT TO STAY HERE," screamed Jan. Doc was about to scream back at Jan, when suddenly in the distance played a great fanfare. Oh, Lord. It was "THE LEADER". Dun dun dunnnnn.
Far away in the lake, Piggy jumped out whilst screaming a great scream that caused his whole body to shake. He waddled with all his might to the front gates. Schrodinger jumped out and ran after Piggy, screaming with him.
"THE LEADER" drove up in an icecream truck, and Piggy jumped in front of it. Doc and Captain were hoping Piggy would get squished and die, but Piggy merely bounced and jiggled. "THE LEADER" stepped out while screeching at Piggy, but he was drowned out by the cheers of 2304985098324 cheerleaders who jumped out from nowhere. Sick. Doc was disgusted, so he docslapped "THE LEADER" around with a spatula. Hitler (who was "THE LEADER" in disguise or something) threw a fit and stomped his feet. Nobody ever treats "THE LEADER" like that, dammit. He was about to scream at Himmler to kill Doc with his lack of chin when Piggy whined.
"Forgive me, mein fuhrer! Doc is so smart he's gone insane. He's going to make you vampires and stuff!"
Piggy grovelled so much that Hitler became more disgusted than angry, so he decided to let Doc off. For now.
Himmler jumped up and squealed, poking Piggy and Captain, and prodding Doc's nephews and the cheeky boy who was standing behind Piggy. Doc thanked Himmler for not touching him at all. Himmler looked Doc up and down, which disturbed Doc, because looking someone up and down was the universal sign for checking someone out. Or not. Himmler leered and demanded that Doc hug him for payment. Which angered Doc, who couldn't help but docslap Himmler with his spatula 34985098234 times. Then he threw away the spatula. Hitler was pleased this time around, and he gave Doc 98650732094805982309481234 gold stars. SICK!
Piggy's face bloated with jealousy as "THE LEADER" jumped back into the icecream truck and drove away furiously in order to leave his annoying cheerleaders in the dust. Why did he even drive over in the first place? WTF! Doc screamed in a morally offended manner and threw the 98650732094805982309481234 gold stars into the lake. Schrodinger jumped into the lake and fished 98650732094805982309481233 of the 98650732094805982309481234 gold stars out. A homeless man had eaten the missing one. Piggy squealed with delight and hugged Schrodinger.
"What a wonderful boy! I will love you forever and ever!"
Schrodinger beamed and danced for joy. Everyone else left the area while trying not to projectile vomit. Piggy screamed after Doc as he left, "Don't forget to make the vampires!"
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To be continued, as always. WTF Thanks for your reviews! I'm glad you people like my fic.
