Disclaimer

Disney sucks. I own Riku. I will own Squaresoft. I just need to get several billion dollars. Not hard.

Note: Dispite the lack of reviews, I will continue. I hope it was just cause it uploaded wrong, it wasn't meant to be big piles of text dumped together. It had paragraphs. Hopefully it's uploaded right now, so read and review. Please.

Note Again: I love David Boreanaz! So kawaii! AND he voices MY Squall. Well, him and Angel ARE similar in a lot of ways. By the way Leon is still Squall, as that is his name. Not Leon. Leon is an old man in FF2. Squall is a bishonen in FF8. And my boyfriend. Riku is also a bishonen. And also my boyfriend.

Chapter 2: Traverse Town

In the centre of Traverse town walked two freaks, there names were Donald Duck and Goofy. As they were wandering around in a circle round a lampost. Goofy, who was slightly smarter than that duck, asked a question.
"Where do we go now?" he asked
"Were looking for SQUALL! SQUALL!! OH SQUALL!!" Donald yelled, and continued to walk round the lampost
"Where could he be?" asked Goofy
"I dunno. He must be around here somewhere." he answered, as he walked into the lampost."Guess he's not there either"
"And there's also the key....."Goofy added.
"Will you shut up I'm trying to find Squall! SQUALL!!" he yelled.

In a dark alleyway, Riku woke up. His beautiful blue eyes opened slowly and he looked around. There was no-one in sight. He got up.
"I wonder where Kairi is..."he thought, "I hope she's okay...."
As he walked out of the alleyway, he realised he was in a huge, well large, town.
"I'm not on, the island....?" he thought. "I might never see my parents again? Or Sora? Or the island? I'm...free?"
He smiled and noticed a shop labelled 'Accessories'. He looked at it for a second, shrugged and walked in.
"How can I help....."the guy behind the counter said as he turned round"Argh, %&*& it's just a kid!"
The man had blond hair in a hairstyle similar to Wakka's. He was quite tall, and was smoking a cigerette (NOT chewing a stick).
"I'm not a kid, gramps." replied Riku.
"&%%*&)(_) Don't call me gramps, kid" the man said "It's Cid"
"I'll call you Cid, gramps, if you call me Riku, not kid"
"$^&%*& Fine then, kid" Cid replied
Riku glared at him, but still looked cute. His beautiful blue eyes sparkling in the light.
"So what are you doing in Traverse, kid" Cid asked
"Looking for my friend Kairi, GRAMPS" he answered
"$%*&(()&%%* Well I'll tell you if I see her." Cid replied
"Thanks." Riku said as he is cute and sweet and kind and better than Sora...
Riku walked out of the shop. He walked across the street and looked over the balcony and noticed two people...
"Well, a duck and a...dog?" he thought.
...walking round the lampost. Riku laughed, as he is kawaii.
"So. You're the keyblade master." said a cool voice behind him. Riku turned round to see a guy with long, brown hair standing with his arms crossed. He was wearing three belts. He looked around 24. (Totally mixed up FF ages. How does Selphie decrease her age, and Squall become older? Makes no sense to me...) He had blue eyes, which wern't as beautiful as Riku's but still pretty, and a scar on his face which made him look even cooler (although SEIFER who has a mirror image of Squall's scar looks dumber with the scar. Don't know what I'm talking about? Then play FF8 already!)
"But you're so young..." continued Squall.
"What's is that supposed to mean?!" demanded Riku.
"Give me the keyblade." answered Squall. Riku blinked his sparkling blue eyes.
"Who are you?" asked Riku
"I'm Squall. Give me the keyblade." said my boyfriend.
He thought for a moment about whether it was a good idea, as he didn't know this Squall, but then just blinked again and threw the weapon to Squall, who caught it, of course.
"Here. It's a lame weapon anyway." said my other boyfriend."In case you actually care, I'm Riku" (I like this scene!!! He he, kawaiiness overload!)
Squall took the weapon and examined it closely.
"Yeah, you're right about that..."replied Squall. "...except for this being the most powerful weapon in excistence."
"So? It still looks dumb." countered Riku. "Besides, all I care about is finding Kair!"
Squall threw the weapon back to Riku and put his left hand in front of his face, which made him look kawaii (Oh wait, he always looks kawaii!). Riku looked down at the keyblade.
"Most powerful weapon in excistence? A key?" thought Riku, "Yeah, right, and Kairi's a princess. As if!"
"SQUALL!! OH SQUALL!!" yelled a voice in the distance. Riku and Squall both jumped as they were both lost in thoughts and looking kawaii.
"Oh, damn it, that's Donald Duck!!"cried Squall, "What the hell does he want now? Let's get back to my place, quick!"
"Who's Donald..."Riku started.
"I'll explain later, come on!" Squall said, and he started to run towards a big door. Riku decided to follow because he hadn't asked Squall whether he had seen Kairi.
"I don't believe you about this key being the most powerful weapon in existence by the way" said Riku
"Whatever."replied Squall.
As Squall and Riku ran into the second district as Donald and Goofy walked to where the bishonen were standing.
"I'm sure I saw Squall..."said Goofy.
"I told you he wasn't here! Listen to me in future!" quacked Donald.
"Excuse me, did the king send you?" asked someone behind the prats.
"Arghhh!!! Where did that come from?!" screamed Goofy.
"Don't be an idiot, it was a ghost from beyond the grave! All I have to do is find it and hit it over the head with my staff." quacked Donald, the insult to staff users, "Quietly now!"
Donald and Goofy started creeping around with there 'weapons' out. They turned around and bumped straight into a girl with long brown hair tied back in a plait. She was wearing a pink dress, with a slit in it up to her knee in the middle (which does NOT mean shes a slut, like some of you Aerith-haters seem to think. Come on, look at what Tifa's wearing!!!! And don't say I'm being biased, cause Tifa's my fave. girl in FF7). She had green eyes.
"Those complete morons!" thought the girl,"If I hadn't promised myself to be nice to all living creatures, I would of so done a Yuffie and stole there materia! If they have any...people don't need materia to use magick any more"
"We're looking for Squall." said Goofy, "Do you know him?"
"Squall? Yeah I know him.I'm Aerith, me and Squall work together,"replied Aerith.
"Well, he has blond hair, brown eyes, and no fashion sense" quacked Donald.
"Um.....no." replied Aerith, who was obviously, except to complete morons, trying not to burst out laughing, "I'll take you to Squall if you want."
"Well, thank you very much" said Goofy.

"Leon! Your back!"
Riku followed Squall into the small house. There were three chairs, and a bed where a extremely ugly girl was jumping on. She had short black hair, black eyes and no fashion sense what-so-ever.
"It's Squall" replied Squall
"Leon! Catch me!" cried the girl.
She jumped off the bed and leaped to Squall. Squall stepped back delibrately.
"I said catch me!!!" protested the girl.
"I would off if you had called me Squall" Squall lied. "This is Riku. He's the keyblade master."
"The what now?" the girl asked staring at Riku. Squall rolled his eyes.
"The keyblade master! What we've been studing all this time!" replied the exacperated Squall.
"Oh yeah."
"Arn't you going to introduce yourself?"
"YEAH! I'm the great ninja Yuffie!" said Yuffie
"Whatever" replied Squall and Riku at the same time.
"Oh you're no fun" whined Yuffie, and she started to jump on the bed again, singing 'Pizza Hut' at the top of the voice.
"Is she always this annoying?" asked Riku.
"You're lucky, this is a good day!" said Squall sincerly.
"Oh wow! What's that?" said Riku as he noticed the long silver blade in the corner. He picked it up and examined it. "It's well better than the keyblade! Wanna swap?"
"It's a gunblade and it's mine." replied Squall grabbing the gunblade out of Riku's hand. "You keep the key"
"No fair!" sulked Riku.
"I'll have the keyblade!" said Yuffie hopefully, jumping off the bed and landing in front of Riku."You can have my ultimate weapon!"
"What's that?" asked Riku
"MY BOOMERANG!! YAY!!" said Yuffie.
"No way! I'll stick with the keyblade!"
Suddenly loads of black shadow things came out of the floor.
"THE HEARTLESS!!!!" yelled Squall, "Yuffie, go!" (The best line in Kingdom Hearts!)
To everyone's relieve, Yuffie ran off, clutching her precious boomerang to her chest, and through the door.

"Squall will probaly be in there" said Aerith pointing to the door to the third district.
"Where?" asked Goofy.
"THERE!" quacked Donald, waddling to the wall opposite.
"No, no, just go through that door and Squall will be there." Aerith explained to the idiots. To her relieve, the prats actually understood her for once and went into the third district.
Aerith walked round the corner and up the ramp, and started heading towards the small house when Yuffie came flying out of the door clutching her boomerang.
"Yuffie?" Aerith asked as Yuffie ran past her. Aerith ran into the house and grabbed her staff which was in the corner.
"Need some help?!" she asked
"Aerith! Great timing!" replied Squall.
"Of course,"she said smiling. "That's because I'm a girl!"
"Whatever" said Squall rolling his eyes.
Considering that individually Squall, Riku and Aerith were all more than a match for the heartless, together they destroyed all the heartless in the matter of seconds.
"Oh by the way Squall, the prats were looking for you," said Aerith. "I sent them off to the third district, might want to stay clear of there!"
"Thanks Aerith" said Squall happily. He was so relieved to have missed them that his quiet image simply disappeared, well for a few seconds anyway! In case your wondering, Squall is really cute when he's happy. He's really cute anyway!
"So does anyone want to swap weapons?" asked Riku. Everyone just looked at him and blinked."No fair."
"Even if we did swap, the keyblade would just come back to you," Aerith explained, "Besides..."
Before Aerith could finish her sentence, Yuffie came in followed by Donald Duck and Goofy.
"Guess what you guys!" Yuffie said happily, "I found Donald and Goofy in the third district! I'm so happy!"
Riku, Squall and Aerith all stood there with there mouths wide open like it was a scene from a horror movie. In fact, it was a scene from a horror movie!
"Um, uh, I've got to, um, go to bed!" Aerith said quickly, despite the fact it was 4 in the afternoon. She ran off through the door leading to another room.
"Me too!" agreed Squall. Ignoring the fact that his bed was in this room, he followed Aerith. Anything to get away from them!
"Oh, great, thanks a lot!" said Riku sarcastically.
"The key!" cried Goofy.
"Yeah! Riku's the keyblade master!" cried Yuffie, "I just can't remember what that is..."
"We have to defeat the darkness together!" quacked Donald hitting himself over the head with his 'staff'.
"Uh, no." replied Riku, "I'm not intrested in the keyblade or anything to do with it! All I care about is finding Kairi! And even if I did care, I wouldn't go around with YOU!" Riku turned and headed towards the door.
"Are you sure?" asked Goofy, "because we have a gummy ship, and that takes you to other worlds!" Riku stopped. He blinked once.
"A gummy ship?!" Riku thought, "Other worlds! Maybe I should just go with them, I wouldn't be trapped anywhere! No! I've got to find Kairi first! She's more important than wanting to see other worlds! But Kairi might not even be in Traverse..."
"Okay! It's a deal!" Riku cried happily, "I get to drive!"
"No!!!" quacked Donald, but Riku had already run out of the door.

Sorry it took me so long to update, but please review! Oh yeah, thanks for the reviews I have got! I really appreciate it! Except for a certain Riku-hater who seems to think I'm sick and twisted *glares*. Anyway, I hope you like this chapter and I love Riku!