Zero: GET OFF OF MY BACK!!!!
Dream: nuh-uh! Not until the reviewers choose your fate!
Zero: How long will that take???
Dream: Well, considering the fact that not many people review my stories you could be stuck there for a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time! ^_^
Zero: Well, what the hell are we going to do to pass the time???
*a few minutes later*
Dream: *holding cards* Got any fours?
Zero: *also holding cards* Go fish.
Dream: *snaps fingers* damn.
Zero: Please, whoever is reading this, if you have a heart, save me from this psycho!!!
Dream: make your move, baka!
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Change the World:
Autumn opened her eyes slowly and sat up. She had a burning headache so she reached up her hand to rub her head and discovered that her hand was instead a little black clawed paw. Her eyes grew wide with fear and she looked down at herself. Long brownish body, short legs, long tail...She was a Ferret!!!
She panicked and looked around for her friends. Kurama, Yusuke, Hiei, Kuwabara, and Zero were unconscious on her left. They seemed normal. She looked on her right and saw a brown hawk and a black cat with bat wings. She blinked and walked over. She nudged the hawk with her nose. The hawk opened her eyes and looked around. She screeched when she saw the ferret. The screech woke the others up.
"Shush! Calm down!" Autumn hissed.
"Who are you???" The hawk asked.
"Autumn. Arielle?"
"Autumn??? Why are you a ferret???" Arielle pointed and noticed she had wings. "Aw, shit! I'm a hawk!"
"And I'm a cat-bat!" OkageHime purred as she flew over.
Kurama was looking around frantically, "Where's Autumn???"
Autumn walked over and tugged on his pant leg, "I'm right here, Kurama!"
Kurama looked down at the squeaking animal, "Go away, weasel! I'm trying to find my girlfriend!"
"That is your girlfriend, baka! Didn't you hear what she just said?" Zero crossed his arms.
"WHAT??? Autumn???" Kurama picked up the ferret and held her at eye level.
Arielle flew over and landed in Hiei's hair, "I found a great place to make a nest!"
"Get out of my hair you stupid bird!!!" Hiei yelled.
"You better do what he says, Arielle." Zero said to the bird.
"Arielle???" Hiei asked startled.
"Ha! Shorty's girl made a nest in his hair!" Kuwabara started laughing.
"Baka!" Arielle flew over and started clawing and pecking Kuwabara.
OkageHime was enjoying flying, "This is great!"
Kurama was still staring at Autumn with wide eyes. Yusuke smirked, "Kurama's girlfriend is a weasel!"
"I'm a ferret you baka!" Autumn hissed at him before jumping out of Kurama's hands and down Yusuke's shirt.
"Ow!!! It hurts!!! Get it away!!!" Yusuke was dancing around trying to shake the ferret out of his shirt. She climbed onto his shoulder and bit his ear.
While Yusuke was screaming like a baby and running in circles Kuwabara was on the floor curled up with his hands over his head and whining for his mommy. Hiei was laughing hysterically at the bakas.
"Stop! That's enough!" Kurama gently removed the ferret from Yusuke.
OkageHime stopped flying and sat on the ground. Arielle flew back into Hiei's hair. Autumn started panicking again, "Where are we??? Why are we animals??? How do we change back???"
"Be quiet, baka! Stop asking so many questions!" Zero yelled at Autumn.
"You can understand them?" Kurama asked.
"Yes." Zero replied simply.
"Zero! Tell them that they have to find a way back to the Meiun Ookami's base! We haven't got much time left if we're going to get us changed back to normal and release you from your curse!" Autumn yelled.
"Baka! I'm sure they already know that we have to find a way back to that damned mansion!" Zero yelled at the ferret.
"Do you want to get attacked???"
"Oh, yeah, I'm really scared of a ferret!"
"That's it!!! Now you're gonna get it!!!" Autumn jumped at Zero. He caught her by the scruff.
"Baka."
"Let go! That hurts!!!" Autumn squirmed.
Zero smirked, "Does it look like I care?"
"Let go of her!" Kurama snatched Autumn away from Zero.
"Why are you helping this guy?" OkageHime asked Autumn.
"He asked for help and I like helping people. Even if they are cold, selfish bastards!!!"
Zero growled, "Baka..."
"Well, let's go back to that place and get these three changed back to 'normal'" Yusuke said.
"And just what do you mean by that, Yusuke? Do you want to be attacked by my claws of doom again???" Autumn hissed.
Zero laughed, "Claws of doom??? Come on! Can't you come up with something better than that? And besides, you know he can't understand what you're saying!"
"Shut it, dragon boy! I'm not in a good mood right now!" Autumn pointed at him with her small paw.
This caused Zero to laugh more, "It's so nice to see my greatest enemy reduced to such a pathetic state!"
"BAKA KISAMA!!!! WHEN I GET MY NORMAL FORM BACK I'M GONNA HURT YOU SO BAD!!!"
"When you get your form back? Shouldn't you be saying if you get your normal form back? What if I decide to get my revenge while you're in this weakened state?"
"You wouldn't..." Autumn's eyes were wide.
"I might..." Zero smirked.
"Kurama won't let you!" Autumn pointed at the confused redhead.
"Feh! He can't watch you every second! I can get at you when he's not looking!"
Kurama now held the ferret tighter and scowled at Zero, "Don't you dare!"
"Aw...is the fox worried about his vixen?" Zero mocked.
"CAN WE GO NOW???" Arielle screeched.
"Yeah! Stop arguing bakas!" OkageHime yelled.
Autumn climbed onto Kurama's shoulder and stretched out so that she looked like a scarf around his neck. Arielle was still sitting in Hiei's hair. OkageHime was hovering off the ground. They looked around at their surroundings.
"Where are we?" Kuwabara asked.
"Somewhere in the middle of the mountain range where that mountain that we got trapped in during that mission to find the crystal feather was." Autumn squeaked.
"Translation?" Kurama asked Zero.
"She said that we're in the middle of the mountain range that you guys got trapped in during the mission to find the crystal feather." Zero had his hands in his pockets.
"Ah." Kurama nodded.
"How does she know that???" Kuwabara's mouth was hanging open in surprise.
"Because she's Phantom Harmony! She grew up in this area!" Zero yelled.
"Who's Phantom Harmony?" Kuwabara had a clueless expression on his face.
Everyone sweat dropped. Hiei crossed his arms and muttered, "Baka ningen..."
Kuwabara pointed at Kurama, "Hey, when did you get that scarf?"
"I'm not a scarf you baka!!!" Autumn hissed.
Zero laughed, "You will be, if I have anything to say about it!"
"You be quiet Mr. I-had-to-beg-my-worst-enemy-for-help!" Autumn pointed.
Zero's eye twitched, "Now that was just low..."
Autumn stuck her small pink tongue out at him. Kurama looked back and forth between them confused, "Mind telling me what's going on?"
"Nothing that concerns you, fox boy." Zero crossed his arms and started walking away.
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING, BAKA??? THE MANSION IS IN THAT DIRECTION!!!" Autumn pointed in the opposite direction from where Zero was going.
"You should've said that to begin with!!!" Zero turned and stomped off in the direction she was pointing.
OkageHime arched an eyebrow. "If you two hate each other so much, why were you traveling together?" she mewed.
"Because as much as I hate to admit it, I knew that the baka kitsune would have more of a chance at beating that wolf demon than I would!" Zero yelled at the cat-bat without turning around.
"I feel special." Autumn smiled.
"You are special, Autumn." OkageHime smiled.
Autumn arched an eyebrow, "I'm not sure whether I should be offended by that or not..."
"You should be." OkageHime nodded.
"Ah, ok." Autumn threw an acorn at Yusuke.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR???" Yusuke yelled.
"I was angry at OkageHime so I threw an acorn at you."
"She was angry at
the cat-bat so she took it out on you." Zero called over his shoulder at him.
"Bitch..." Yusuke got another
acorn thrown at him. "STOP THROWING THINGS AT ME!!!"
"It's fun." Autumn threw another one. "Besides, you're a baka ningen that is too stupid to use the small brain that you possess to think about things before you do them."
"Translation?" Yusuke yelled at Zero.
"You don't want to know!"
"Yes I do!"
"Let's just leave it as it was an insult."
"TELL ME NOW!!!"
"Alright! She said you're a baka ningen that is too stupid to use the small brain that you possess to think about things before you do them!" Zero yelled back. "And those were her exact words!"
"WHAT??? YOU STUPID LITTLE WEASEL!!!" Yusuke yelled at Autumn.
"FERRET!!! I'M A FERRET!!!! YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR A PEANUT!!!"
Zero started laughing. Yusuke glared at him, "WHAT DID SHE SAY???"
"She said you were a sorry excuse for a peanut!"
"THAT'S IT!!! I'M GOING TO KILL THAT WEASEL!!!" Yusuke rolled up his sleeve.
"Yusuke! Calm down!" Kurama stepped back.
"Yeah, you might overload your tiny demented mind!" Autumn smirked.
Zero laughed again, "She said that you might overload your tiny demented mind!"
Everyone started laughing at Yusuke. He frowned as he saw all his friends laughing at him. Autumn started to feel bad, "hey, I'm sorry Yusuke... I didn't mean for it to get that out of hand..."
"Baka kitsune! You're not supposed to apologize to him!!!" Zero yelled over.
Yusuke blinked, "She...apologized...?"
"Yes." Zero crossed his arms; he was still further up the path from them.
"Wow, maybe she's not such a bitch after all..." Yusuke said.
"I told you!" Kurama pointed out.
"But nobody listens to you because you're a baka kitsune." Hiei said.
-_- Kurama sighed, "Hiei, must you insult me?"
"Yes, Kurama, I must."
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???" A voice echoed around them.
Autumn looked up to a ledge on a nearby mountain and gasped.
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Dream: UNO!!! *smiles*
Zero: Damn! I can't win at these stupid ningen games!
Dream: Then give up!
Zero: No! Not until I beat you! Or the readers vote to let me go. Whichever comes first.
Dream: Suit yourself! *shuffles Uno cards*
