Dream: Monkeys!
Zero: *tapping his fingers on the ground* I hate you. I really do.
Dream: Alright, I've grown impatient sooooooooo...........
Zero: *hopefully* you're going to let me go?
Dream: *smirks* yep.
Zero: ...oh no...You're not planning to...
Dream: *nods*
Zero: O_O PLEASE NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dream: *gets up and handcuffs Zero to a walrus*
Zero: o_O a walrus???
Dream: Walrus, watch him. Don't let him get away. I'll be right back.
Zero: *whimpers*
Walrus: *nods*
Dream: *walks away*
Zero: I HATE YOU READERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY THE PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T VOTE FOR MY FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dream: *comes back holding something behind her back and smirking* Zero, I've got something for you...
Zero: O_O someone help me...
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Maa Nome Yo (So, Have a drink): (Chuu's image song)
~*~The next morning:
"Autumn? Wake up, Autumn!" Kurama was gently shaking the ferret.
"Maybe it died." Kuwabara said.
"It??? IT???" Kurama shot a death glare at Kuwabara.
"Umm...maybe she died...?" Kuwabara corrected.
"She didn't die, baka! She's still breathing!" Hiei yelled.
Arielle flew down and poked Autumn. OkageHime smirked, "I know what'll wake her up..."
"What?" Arielle asked curiously. OkageHime whispered it to her and they both smirked.
"That's it! I'm gonna dunk her in the river!" Yusuke yelled.
"Wait. Those two have a plan..." Zero pointed at Arielle and OkageHime.
"It better work." Yusuke crossed his arms.
Arielle leaned down to Autumn. "Oh Autumn..."
"...muffins..." Autumn mumbled.
OkageHime also leaned down. "Kurama got into a fight and his shirt got ripped off..."
Autumn stirred.
"...his pants too..." Arielle added.
"WHAT??? WHERE???" Autumn sat up quickly and looked around expectantly. Arielle, OkageHime and Zero started laughing. Autumn noticed Kurama sitting there fully clothed and frowned. "Aw, man..."
That caused more laughter to erupt. Yusuke turned to Zero. "What did they say?"
"They *laugh* said that *chuckle* Kurama got his *laugh* clothes ripped off in a fight!" Zero said while laughing.
Kurama blushed bright red while the others started laughing. Autumn was mumbling things angrily, "I was having such a nice dream too..."
Kumo coughed into her hand to get their attention. "If you're all quite through we have quite a bit of walking to do in order to find our way to the Meiun Ookami's base."
Everyone nodded and started to walk away. Autumn climbed onto Kurama's shoulder. Arielle flew onto Hiei's and OkageHime was flying along above the group. Autumn started to sing which came out somewhat like little squeaks.
Zero twitched, "Stop singing! It was bad enough when you were singing before but at least then you were singing well!"
Autumn stopped abruptly, "What? You thought I sang well?"
"Better than some people..." Zero shoved his hands in his pockets. What the hell is wrong with me today??? I hate her! ...don't I...?
Kurama frowned slightly but quickly dismissed his thoughts. Autumn was giving Zero an odd-eye look. o.O
The group walked on in silence with Kumo leading the way through the valley. Arielle and OkageHime were having a flying contest. Autumn was watching with half closed eyes as she was stretched out on Kurama's shoulders. "Not fair...I wanna fly too!" Autumn whined. She then lost interest in the others and hopped off Kurama's shoulder. She started hopping around and zigzagging between people's legs.
"Baka kitsune...You're going to make somebody trip!" Zero scolded.
"That's the idea, baka!" Autumn called back as she caused Yusuke to fall face first in the dirt.
"OW! DAMN BITCH!!!!" Yusuke yelled and grabbed Autumn's tail.
"My tail!" Autumn whimpered and started scratching his hands. Yusuke flinched but kept his hold on her tail. Kurama walked over and stood with his arms crossed. His shadow fell across Yusuke.
Yusuke looked up and laughed nervously, "Hey Kurama..."
"Yusuke, let go of my girlfriend's tail. Now." Kurama commanded.
"Sure thing, Kurama!" Yusuke let go of Autumn's tail and gave Kurama a 'please don't hurt me' smile.
Autumn stuck her tongue out at Yusuke. "Ha! I won!" she said as she walked over and rubbed her head against Kurama's leg.
"You're all idiots." Kumo shook her head.
"Hey! Kurama's not an idiot!" Autumn yelled.
Zero shook his head. "Normally when someone calls you an idiot you're supposed to defend yourself not someone else..."
"Who's she defending?" Asked Kuwabaka...I mean Kuwabara... . . nobody saw that.
"Kurama. Who else would she be defending, baka?" Zero rolled his eyes and stuck his hands in his pockets.
Kumo got a sly smirk on her face. "Do I detect a hint of jealousy?"
"WHAT???" Zero glared at Kumo.
Kumo chuckled. "No need to get defensive, Zero. I was just joking around."
"I hate jokes." Zero muttered and shoved his hands back in his pockets.
"Where are we going?" Kuwabara asked.
"Back to the Meiun Ookami's base." Kurama answered.
"How much longer until we get there?"
o.O "We've only been walking for fifteen minutes Kuwabara..." Kurama said.
"I'm hungry. Can we stop somewhere to eat?"
"Be quiet, baka!" Hiei yelled.
"We can stop at a tavern that's on the other side of this mountain." Kumo pointed ahead of them.
"YAY! FOOD!" Yusuke and Kuwabara yelled at the same time before running off at full speed in the direction that Kumo pointed. The others sweat dropped. Just then the 7 demons who were supposed to be guarding the Meiun Ookami's base ran up to them.
"Hey, have any of you guys seen a kitty stuck in a tree around here? Some cute little ningen girl asked us to save her kitty!" One stated proudly.
Zero gave them all an odd eye look. "Bloody hell, you actually believed her???"
"Yeah! She was just so darned cute with those big blue eyes!" A second smiled.
Zero looked back and forth between the demons and Autumn before bursting out laughing. "Cute??? Her??? That's a good one!"
"HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Autumn yelled loudly.
A third demon blinked, "So...have you seen the cat or not?"
"CAT!!! WHERE???" Kuwabara said appearing next to Zero suddenly.
"ACK!" Zero jumped to the side. He then frowned, "THERE IS NO CAT!!! IT WAS A LIE!!!"
The first demon glared at Zero, "Why in the 7 hells would that sweet little girl lie?"
"BECAUSE SHE'S NOT A SWEET LITTLE GIRL!!! SHE'S A BAKA KITSUNE!!!!"
"I AM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Autumn yelled.
Kurama sighed as Autumn and Zero got into another one of their arguments. He turned to the seven demons. "Why don't you just keep running? I'm sure you'll find the cat eventually..."
"Ok! Thanks!" The demons then ran off again. The group continued on their way and finally made it to the tavern.
"Hey guys! Look! There's a party going on and all the drinks are on Chuu!" Yusuke wobbled over carrying a bottle.
"Yusuke! Are you drunk?" Kurama narrowed his eyes at Yusuke.
"Yes! Err...I mean...no?" Yusuke blinked and then hid the bottle behind his back.
Kurama opened his mouth to say something but was interrupted by a random drunk demon guy that walked over to him. "Hey babe! Wanna go have some fun?"
"WHAT???" Kurama looked shocked, disgusted, and angry at the same time. In the background Jin was dancing on a table singing off key to a random song he made up. Touya, Chuu, and Rinku were laughing at Jin.
The demon that had approached Kurama elbowed him, "Y'know...Some fun?"
"WHAT?!? I'M A GUY!!!! A GUY!!!!!!!!!!" Kurama yelled causing everyone he knew to start laughing at him...except Autumn.
She twitched before jumping on the demon's head and starting to claw him to death. "OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN MAKAI THAT YOU COULD'VE HIT ON YOU HAD TO PICK MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Everyone started laughing more as they watched the demon screaming in pain and being attacked by the ferret. The demon fell on the floor twitching causing Autumn to stay in the air for a moment before falling. Kurama caught her and then walked away from Yusuke and the others and stood next to Touya. Touya forced himself to stop laughing and blinked, "What's with the weasel?"
"My girlfriend got turned into a ferret..." Kurama sighed and rubbed Autumn's head.
Touya whistled, "That must be hard for you."
"Yeah..."
"...MAA NOME YO!!!" Jin was singing. Chuu joined in and they were both standing on the table waving bottles around in the air. Yusuke ran over jumped on the table and crashed into Jin causing them both to topple over onto the floor. Chuu caught their bottles and started drinking all three at once.
Kurama and Touya sweat dropped. Autumn was zoned out. Jin and Yusuke were trying to detangle themselves. Rinku sighed and walked away, "You people scare me..."
"Yusuke, I don't think it's good for you to be drunk while we're on a mission..."
"C'mon K'rama...I'll be fine! An' if I fall down the man in the toilet will throw poo at us and we'll go flying into a shoe..." Yusuke said as he shakily stood up.
Kurama: o.O;;; what the hell are you talking about???
"I see living people, K'rama...I see living people..." Yusuke reached for another bottle.
Kurama grabbed the bottle away from Yusuke, "I think you've had enough!"
"Kurama's gonna drink, everybody!" Kuwabara pointed at him.
"No! I'm not going to drink!"
"Why not?" Chuu asked. "Drinkin's good for the sole, K'rama!" Chuu lifted his foot and pointed at the bottom of his shoe. "The sole..."
Yusuke and Jin started bowing to Chuu's foot. "All hale the mighty sole!" they yelled. Autumn hopped onto the floor and walked away to talk to Arielle and OkageHime.
Hiei walked over to Kurama, "I don't like it here..."
"Hiei, you don't like any place that has people in it..." Kurama sighed.
"I LIVE IN A BARREL OF MONKEYS!!!" Jin yelled as he was swinging from a ceiling lamp thing.
"Jin, you idiot! Get down from there!" Touya yelled. Jin let go of the lamp and fell face first onto the ground. He lay there twitching.
Chuu had left the room and now came back wearing a bright red hooker's dress. He struck a pose, "How do I look?"
"LIKE A TOMATO!!!" Yusuke and Jin yelled.
Everyone else: O_O
Some drunk demons in the bar area started whistling and cat calling at Chuu.
Everyone sober: o_O;;;;;;;;;;;
Jin and Yusuke started singing again. They sang some random off key song. Kumo had been getting some food. She walked over to the others, "C'mon we have to keep going. We can have a picnic later."
"Aw...I'm going to miss you, Jin!" Yusuke hugged Jin. Jin hugged back and they both started crying.
Kurama: -_- oh come on...
Touya: -_- Jin that's pathetic. Stop it.
Rinku was trying to
convince Chuu to get back into normal clothing. Kuwabara started dragging
Yusuke out of the tavern. (No not in the nasty perverted way) Jin was clinging
to Yusuke's leg. Touya was trying to pull Jin off of Yusuke.
Autumn, Arielle, and OkageHime: o_O
OkageHime turned to Autumn and Arielle, "Friends of yours?" they shook their heads no. Eventually the group got Jin and Yusuke away from each other and continued on their way. Yusuke was still drunk.
"Barrel of monkeys thrown over the moon! Cheese! Cheese! Lovely cheese! The spork ate the foon! The spork ate the foon!" Yusuke was singing. Hiei was snickering.
"Hiei...what are you up to?" Kurama asked.
Hiei looked at Kurama innocently and hid something behind his back. "Nothing..."
"What are you hiding?" Kurama narrowed his eyes accusingly at Hiei.
Hiei sighed and revealed his tape recorder, "I'm going to blackmail Yusuke with this..."
"Hiei, I like the way you think!" Arielle smirked. Zero translated what she had said.
Autumn sighed, "This vacation is turning out to be very...interesting..."
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Zero: -_-;;; I hate you even more then I did before...
Dream: AWW! BUNNY!!!
Zero: *pulls at his fluffy pink bunny costume* this thing itches...
Dream: *hands him a basket full of moldy cheese* Get yelling dragon boy!
Zero: *sighs* FEAR ME MORTALS FOR I AM THE EASTER BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! *throws moldy cheese at random people*
Dream: XD *falls on floor laughing*
Zero: *hears barking in the distance* o_O oh...shit... *starts running*
Dream: *is in pain from laughing* XD *Suddenly sits up straight* Alright people I'll admit this was a weird and semi pointless chapter but I just had to throw it in there. Also I have a new question for you, mostly for Arielle because this might affect her story as well as mine... Do you think I should change my stories so that I'm being called by my real name (Korina/Kori) instead of Autumn? Please tell me what you think! I don't want to make life difficult for anyone and it really doesn't matter to me either way...
Zero: I HATE YOU ALL!!! DAMN REVIEWERS!!!! I'LL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE!!!! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
