Dream: Hi-hi people!!!
Zero: hello...I guess...
Dream: Guess what people???
Zero: what?
Dream: I drew a pic of Zero today!!! ^_^
Zero; o.O what? Why???
Dream: so that the readers will know what you look like! I still have to color it in but so far it looks really good!
Zero: conceited...
Dream: ...don't lower my self esteem Zero...
Zero: -_-;;;
Dream: *suddenly happy* Alright I changed it! I don't need characters fer Kurama's school! It's now going to be Yusuke/Kuwabara/Keiko's school!
Zero: Why?
Dream: Because it'll be better tht way and I know what tht uniform looks like...
Zero: so what random pointless stuff is going to happen in this chapter?
Dream: ^_^ you'll just have to wait and see!
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Unbalance na Kiss wo Shite (Doing Unbalanced Kissing):
The next day Kurama and Hiei were sitting in a café talking. Kurama was drinking tea and Hiei wasn't drinking anything. He was just glaring at everyone. Autumn came in whistling and carrying a bag. She had a mischievous smile on her face which meant that someone was going to get seriously angry at her that day.
She spotted Kurama and Hiei and walked over, "Hey have you two seen Yusuke or Kuwabara?"
"No. Why do you ask?" Kurama replied motioning for her to sit down. He gave her a quick kiss on the cheek.
Her smile widened and an evil gleam came into her eyes. "Oh no reason really..."
"What are you planning?" Kurama asked suspiciously.
Her smile couldn't possibly get any wider as she pulled a video tape out of her bag. "I'm just going to offer them a trade...this embarrassing video tape of me and Arielle beating them up for some...hey wait I never decided what I was going to force them to do..." She frowned suddenly. "I wonder what would hurt Yusuke's pride more...Being forced to walk around town in a ballerina tutu or a public showing of him screaming for his mommy..."
Kurama chuckled and Hiei smirked. "I would think that they would be equal in Yusuke's mind. I'm sure he'd hate for anyone to see him being beaten up by two girls..."
Autumn's eye twitched before the evil gleam returned and she pulled out another video tape. Kurama pointed, "And what's that a video tape of?"
"This is a video of everything that happened yesterday as recorded by the camera hidden in the closet of the room we were in...I have on this tape EVERY word that was said in that room yesterday. Including some that I'm sure Hiei would hate for anyone to hear especially Arielle..." Autumn smiled evilly as Hiei's face paled.
"You wouldn't dare..."
"Don't get on my nerves."
Kurama looked back and forth between them, "Please don't fight...I don't want to be caught between you two..."
"Kurama, tell her to give me that tape."
"Kurama can't tell me what to do! I'm my own person!"
Kurama sat there quietly watching as Hiei and Autumn shot death glares at each other. "I don't understand what Kurama sees in you. You're annoying, insane, stupid, weak, and you aren't even good looking!" Hiei yelled at Autumn.
Autumn opened her mouth to speak but was cut off by Kurama, "Hiei, if you EVER insult Autumn like that again I will kill you."
Autumn and Hiei: o.O
"But, Kurama, I was simply pointing out the truth..."
Autumn pointed and yelled, "TAKE THAT BACK OR I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH MY RUBBER CHICKEN OF CHICKENY DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone in the café, including Hiei and Kurama, was staring at her. She looked around at everyone, "What?"
"Rubber chicken of chickeny doom?" Kurama asked with an arched eyebrow.
Autumn sweat dropped as she realized what she had said, "Eh heh heh...umm...first thing that popped into my mind?"
"See? That's what I mean, she's crazy!" Hiei pointed at Autumn.
"So is Arielle. Yet you still love her so you shouldn't be such a hypocrite!" Autumn pointed out.
Hiei's eyes were burning with anger, "Gah! If you ever say that again, I'll rip out your voice box!!!"
"Say what? Oh you mean that you love Arielle?" Autumn smirked.
Hiei was about to strangle Autumn when Kurama stepped in, "Now, now, children behave yourselves."
"Well, I have to go continue looking for Yusuke! See you later, Kurama!" Autumn kissed him goodbye and then ran out the door quickly leaving the tape behind with a note on it. Kurama took the note off the tape and read it out loud.
" 'Sorry for teasing you like that, Hiei. I was never planning on showing the tape to Arielle, just wanted to see how you'd react. You should've seen your face!!! Priceless!!! Good thing I had Tenka take a picture! ^_^ ~Autumn'"
Hiei blinked and then frowned, "Baka kitsune..."
"Hey! I take offense from that too!" Kurama said.
~*~Meanwhile:
Autumn was walking around. She finally spotted Yusuke and Kuwabara in an arcade and playing a fighting game. She walked over and stood behind them. After standing there for a few minutes and not being noticed she said, "Boo."
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yusuke and Kuwabara screamed as they both jumped away from her. She started laughing.
"When the hell did you get here???" Yusuke asked.
"A few minutes ago..." Autumn rocked back and forth on her heels. (I love doing that! ^_^)
Yusuke narrowed his eyes at her, "What do you want?"
"I want you and Kuwabara to run around town in pink bunny costumes yelling 'FEAR US MORTALS FOR WE ARE THE EASTER BUNNIES!!!' and throwing random objects at people." Autumn stated simply.
Yusuke and Kuwabara: o.O
"Why would we do that???" Kuwabara asked.
"Because if you don't I will hold a public showing of this rather embarrassing video of you two being beaten up by me and Arielle." Autumn held up the video tape.
"AAH! Don't you dare show that to anyone!!!" Yusuke tried to snatch the tape away from Autumn but he was too slow.
Yusuke grumbled, "Fine...I'll wear the stupid bunny costume...at least nobody we know is going to see us...but you have to promise not to video tape it!"
Autumn smiled and nodded, "Alright, I promise I won't video tape it."
~*~A few minutes later:
Kurama and Hiei were still at the café talking. Autumn, Arielle, and OkageHime walked in. Autumn ushered her friends to the table at made them sit down.
"You interrupted me while I was watching Yu Yu Hakusho. If this isn't as important as you said it is then I will have your head!" Arielle yelled at Autumn.
Autumn laughed nervously, "Trust me, you really don't want to miss this..."
"What's going on?" Kurama asked.
Autumn smirked evilly and sat down, "You'll see..." she glanced at the wall clock, "They should be here by now..."
"Who?" Kurama was confused. Laughter was heard outside.
"Ah ha! They have arrived!!!" Autumn pointed out the window laughing. "She then handed Arielle the video camera. "Record this for me, will ya?"
"Sure...what exactly am I...OH MY GOD!!!!!!!" Arielle was staring out the window in shock. She quickly turned on the camera and started recording while laughing hysterically.
Everyone else turned to look. OkageHime burst out laughing. Hiei and Kurama blinked before also starting to laugh. Autumn was rolling on the floor in laughter and feeling very pleased with herself. Everyone else in the café started laughing too because there walking around the street were Yusuke and Kuwabara wearing fluffy pink bunny costumes and throwing random objects at people and saying rather unenthusiastically 'Fear us mortals for we are the Easter bunnies...'
~*~After a while of humiliation:
Yusuke were now back in their regular clothes. They were glaring at Autumn. She was still laughing hysterically along with OkageHime and Arielle. Kurama was trying to hide his laughter and Hiei was just smirking. They were all standing in the park.
"Alright! We did the stupid bunny thing! Give me that tape!!!" Yusuke yelled and stuck out his hand.
Autumn forced herself to stop laughing. She handed the tape to Yusuke. "That was...the funniest thing I have ever seen!!! And yet I have to think of something even more humiliating for your next task..."
"What do you mean 'for your next task'???" Yusuke asked suspiciously.
Autumn took out the camera that she had gotten back from Arielle. Yusuke's eyes grew wide, "But I made you promise not to video tape it!!!"
"Yes, but you never made me promise not to have someone else video tape it for me..." Autumn smirked.
"Why you little bitch!!! I'll kill you!!! Give me that tape!!!" Yusuke yelled as he started chasing Autumn around the park. He picked up a rather large rock and chucked it at her. It hit her square in the head and she fell down face first on the ground. Kurama immediately ran over.
"Autumn! Autumn, are you alright?" Kurama shook her shoulders gently.
Autumn: XP
"Kurama's skinny dipping!!!" OkageHime yelled as she and everyone else ran over. After a few moments of no response from Autumn Kurama gasped.
"Yusuke you baka!!! You gave her brain damage!!!" Kurama yelled.
"Autumn had a brain?" OkageHime tilted her head to the side.
"I was just going to say the same thing." Arielle pointed out.
Autumn groaned and opened her eyes slightly. She then sat up and rubbed her head, "Itai..." She looked around at the people gathered around her. She realized that Kurama was very close to her and she moved away.
Kurama moved closer to her, "Autumn? Are you alright?"
Autumn blinked at him and moved away again in response. Everyone was looking at her strangely.
"Autumn speak to me!" Kurama put his hand on her shoulder. Autumn let out a small squeak and stood up. She hid behind a tree and peeked out at him. Kurama was extremely confused and feeling a bit rejected.
"Hello...Ningenkai to Autumn! Come in Autumn!" Arielle knocked lightly on Autumn's head.
Autumn blinked at her and moved away. She was walking while looking back at Arielle and she bumped into Kurama who immediately grabbed her shoulders. She let out another squeak and tried to pull away.
"What's wrong with you? Hello? Are you listening?" Kurama asked her.
Autumn stopped struggling and looked up at him, "Hey umm...could you let go of me? I don't like being held by strangers..."
"Strangers? But Autumn I..." Kurama was confused.
"Who's Autumn? Is she a friend of yours? Then again...who are you?"
Kurama was stunned. "You...you don't...know who I am?"
"Nope! Hey, are you a guy or a girl?" Autumn put her hand out to feel his chest, "Ok you're a guy."
Everyone blinked at her and gave her strange looks. Kurama had a very hurt look on his face. Arielle whacked Yusuke on the head with her metal pipe. "BAKA! YOU GAVE HER AMNESIA!!!!!!!"
"Who's amnesia?" Autumn blinked.
Kurama let go of her shoulders and walked over to the lake. He sat looking down at the water and feeling miserable. Autumn pointed at him, "Hey what's wrong with him? And who are you people? Oh and who am I? And where are we? And why does that ugly man have a dead animal on his head?" Autumn pointed at Kuwabara. Everyone except Kurama and Autumn started laughing at the baka. Kurama was too busy living in his world of self pity and Autumn was confused beyond all reason.
Suddenly teenage Koenma appeared with a very unhappy looking Zero. Autumn screamed and pointed, "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DID THEY JUST APPEAR LIKE THAT?????????????? WHY DOES THAT GUY HAVE DRAGON WINGS??????????????????? WHY IS NOBODY ANSWERING MY QUESTIONS?????????????????????????????????????????"
"What the hell is her problem???" Zero asked a bit surprised by Autumn's reaction.
"Yusuke threw a rock at her and gave her amnesia. Look! Kurama's wallowing in self pity!" OkageHime pointed at Kurama happily.
"You baka!!! We need her!!!" Koenma hit Yusuke on the head.
"ITAI!!!! WHY THE HELL IS EVERYBODY HITTING ME IN THE HEAD TODAY???" Yusuke yelled.
"BECAUSE YOU'RE A BAKA NINGEN THAT GAVE AUTUMN AMNESIA!!!!!!!" Arielle yelled in his ear making him fall over with swirly eyes.
"Who's amnesia??? And who's Autumn???" Autumn yelled even more confused then she was before if that's at all possible which obviously it is since I'm writing it into my story so...yeah...anou...back to the story!!! ^_^
"You're Autumn!!! And amnesia isn't a person!!! It's a...thing...that you get when you get hit in the head and you don't remember who you are and...Yeah..." Zero blinked.
Autumn pointed at herself, "So I have a name?"
"Yes..." Zero blinked.
"So who are you people?"
Koenma got an evil smirk on his face. "I am the Great Koenma. I am the ruler of this world and you are my servant. You do whatever I say."
"I do...?"
"Yes and right now I say to take off your clothes!!!" Koenma started laughing. Everyone gave him a strange look.
Kurama growled and walked over. He glared at Koenma. "How dare you try to take advantage of my girlfriend's condition?!?"
"Girlfriend?" Autumn tilted her head to the side.
"Yes. You are my girlfriend." Kurama turned to look at her. She blinked.
"Well you do look sorta familiar...but...who are you?"
Kurama sighed and walked over to her. He stared into her eyes. "Do you remember nothing of your past?"
"I remember something about a fox..."
Kurama smiled hopefully, "What about a fox?"
"I dunno...just a fox..." Autumn blinked. She started watching the ducks.
Zero blinked, "So...how do we get her memory back?"
"Err...Maybe if she saw some stuff that she loved...? But that obviously won't work because she saw Kurama and that didn't help..." OkageHime started to think.
Yusuke started laughing, "She thought Kurama was a girl!!!" Koenma started laughing too.
"It isn't funny..." Kurama growled.
Hiei smirked, "Oh but it is Kurama..."
"You know what? That guy's short..." Autumn pointed at Hiei.
Kurama smirked at Hiei. Hiei glared at Autumn, "Baka kitsune..."
"I still don't know who you people are..." Autumn pointed out.
Yusuke noticed the videotape lying on the floor nearby her. He reached out for it. She stepped on his hand. "IATIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yusuke yelled as he pulled his hand away and glared at her, "What was that for, bitch???"
"I dunno...I just had a sudden urge to stomp on your hand..." Autumn blinked.
Arielle laughed and took the tape, "You will never be free of the blackmail, Yusuke..."
"Yusuke? Isn't that the name of a pudding or something?" Autumn tilted her head to the side. Everyone started laughing except Yusuke. He was glaring at her. She looked innocently around at everyone, "What did I say...?"
Zero suddenly got an idea, "I've got it! Maybe if you two kissed she would remember!" He pointed between Kurama and Autumn.
"Eww...but I don't even know who he is..." Autumn pointed at Kurama, "And why would I want to kiss a guy that looks like a girl?"
"I don't know...ask yourself that question once you get your memory back." Arielle said while pushing Autumn closer to Kurama.
Kurama frowned slightly, "I don't think this will work..."
"I agree with her...him...her...it?" Autumn looked confused. Everyone started laughing at Kurama.
Kurama fell down anime style, "Autumn!!!"
"Wait who's Autumn again?"
"You are!" Kurama was flustered.
"Oh...what did I do this time?"
Kurama: -_-;;;;;;;
"Hey can I go home now?" Autumn asked.
Koenma blinked, "Yeah, I guess..."
"Ok!" She started walking away then quickly walked back, "Where exactly is home?"
Everyone fell down anime style. Autumn looked around confused, "What...?"
"Hey, I know!!!" Arielle suddenly got an idea! (OMG! *claps* Heh heh...sorry Arielle...^_^;;; please don't hurt me...) She pulled out her metal pipe and moved to whack Autumn in the head with it. Autumn squeaked and ran behind Kurama.
"Maybe that's not such a good idea..." Kurama held up his hands with his palms facing out.
Arielle frowned, "I think it is..."
"She scares me..." Autumn said to Zero.
Zero nodded, "All of you scare me."
"Do I?" Autumn pointed at herself.
"Oh yes, you scare me the most."
Autumn looked around again and noticed that Kuwabara was standing nearby, "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS IT????????????????????????????" She yelled as she pointed at the baka.
Everyone started laughing except Kuwabara. He looked around confused, "What's what?"
"Is that a dead animal?" Autumn poked his hair with a stick.
Kuwabara frowned as everyone else was in pain from laughing so much. "That's my hair!!!" He yelled angrily.
Autumn: O_O oh my god, it is?!?
Yusuke fell over onto the ground laughing. The only bad thing was that he was standing near the edge of the lake so instead of falling onto the ground he fell into the water. Everyone was silent for a moment as they stared at where he had fallen. They then burst out laughing more. After a while everyone had finally stopped laughing and Yusuke was dripping wet and frowning because he was freezing.
"Hey! Maybe Kumo will know how to restore her memory!" Zero said suddenly. The others nodded and soon they found themselves in Makai. They were about to head off towards the mountains when Touya ran over to them.
"Hey! Do you guys think you could help me get Jin and Chuu away from that tavern?"
"What??? They're STILL there???" Kurama's jaw dropped.
Touya nodded and everyone followed him to the tavern. They walked in to see Jin and Chuu STILL wearing bright red hookers' dresses and STILL dancing on tables waving bottles around. Yusuke immediately joined them.
"Yusuke! That's not helping!!!" Kurama yelled.
"Say...that looks like fun..." Koenma also joined them.
Autumn tilted her head to the side, "I wanna dance too..."
"No, trust me, you don't..." Arielle said.
Autumn ran off anyways, put on her YYH Music Battle 3 CD that popped out of nowhere, and jumped on a table to dance. Chuu and Jin were overjoyed to have more people dancing with them. The small insane group started singing to a random song that was playing. It happened to be Jin's song, Tsumuji kaze de fly away.
Everyone else stared at them strangely. Yusuke and Jin started babbling things about barrels of monkeys. Chuu started hitting on an imaginary girl. Autumn and Koenma were having a dancing contest. OkageHime and Arielle shook their heads. Arielle turned to the others, "If anybody asks, we don't know them."
The others nodded. "Yo ho! Yo ho! A pirate's life fer me!" Jin and Yusuke said in strange piratey accents. They were rocking back and forth waving their bottles in the air. All of a sudden Jin lost his balance and did a face plant onto the floor. Everyone started laughing and then they laughed even more as Yusuke tumbled on top of him after trying to help him up. Chuu for no reason screamed and jumped out the CLOSED window causing it to shatter. Everyone stopped to stare at him. They then started laughing again.
After a while Kurama and Touya were finally able to usher everyone out of the tavern. They were surprised to see Kumo waiting for them outside. She arched an eyebrow at the group.
"What are all of you doing here?"
Autumn's jaw dropped. She walked over and tugged lightly on Kumo's ears, "Are these things real???"
"...Harmony, what the hell is wrong with you???" Kumo pulled away and growled at Autumn.
Autumn tilted her head to the side, "Who's Harmony?"
"She has amnesia..." Kurama explained, "We were hoping you knew what to do..."
Kumo nodded knowingly, "Well yeah, it's very simple really..."
"It is?" Kurama blinked.
Kumo brought her fist down hard on Autumn's head knocking the girl on the floor unconscious.
Everyone: o.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Kurama gently shook Autumn. "Autumn?"
"Kurama's skinny dipping!!!" OkageHime yelled.
Autumn stood up faster than a speeding bullet. "WHERE??????????????????????????????"
"YAY!!!! YOU'RE BACK!!!!!" Arielle and OkageHime both ran over and hugged her.
Arielle then hit her head lightly, "Don't ever do that again!"
"ITAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Autumn held her head in pain.
Kurama stood up and hugged her, "I missed you..."
"Why? Did I go somewhere?" Autumn blinked.
Kurama chuckled, "Sort of..."
"For some reason I'm in the mood to dance..." Autumn frowned slightly.
Yusuke smiled, "Then les go dance!!!"
Jin, Yusuke, and Koenma ran back into the tavern. The others soon followed. Autumn pulled Kurama out into a big open space and they both started dancing. The others shrugged and then also started to dance. A while later everyone was sane and sitting around talking. Autumn was resting her head on Kurama's shoulder as he talked to Touya. She suddenly remembered the video tape. She went to get it from Arielle. She popped it into the VCR and turned to the group.
"Can I have your attention please?" Everyone quieted down and looked at her. She continued, "Earlier today Arielle recorded this very embarrassing tape of Yusuke and Kuwabara and I will share that video with you! Enjoy!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yusuke and Kuwabara screamed and dove at her as she pushed play.
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Dream: And the moral of this story is: Never trust a smiling fox! Oh and fluffy pink bunny costumes are bad for your health....so are rocks...
Zero: Does this mean it's over???
Dream: ^_^ yep!
Zero: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dream: but don't worry people, I'll have my fourth fic up sometime in the spring!
Zero: Once she gets characters for it.
Dream: *nods* right. Also I'm going to be starting a Choose You Own Adventure story so once I've gotten that pretty much figured out I will post it on here...But so far I'm making it very complicated for myself so it might take a while...
Zero: Ah oh well...
Dream: Bye people! Please review!!!
Zero: Yeah sure whatever people...just leave me alone...
