A/N: I've decided to tell you that the mysterious MI6 agent is none other than ALEX RIDER!!! So this is officially a crossover. It's set after Eagle strike and Eternity code. But If you haven't read Eagle strike don't worry you can still get the plot.

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Claire Hall: I'll include another explanation to the lens, I hope this makes it less confusing. It didn't mean to make it confusing. I'm just really bad at explaining things when I've got the idea in my head. And don't worry Juliet and Butler have a part too, not too important but still, yes his parents don't really have a vital role in all this so far as I plan it but they're here as well!

Chibi Binasu-chan: I'll try to make my chapter longer! I'll try, but its really hard when I've written another fic that went up to 10,000 words in 2 chapters (fiction press). So I thought maybe people would like shorter chapters, this one's longer though I promise! Well at least I think so! But I might have slower updates because its longer. I'm also writing 3 other stories as well as this one so updates might not be daily, maybe weekly if I feel like it… Although I'll try on to update frequently!

Princess Arwen Evenstar 77: I read you 1,000 word story. Its really good! Everyone seems to want longer chapters! I hope this one's long enough, it was double my first one, although this one didn't give much information, but I have some great stuff planned for the next one! My muse died while I was trying to write this one, so sorry if it sucks. I'll try to post every week with chapters around 2,000-3,000 words, although I've written 8,000 word for one chapter before! That's what happens when I get some inspiration! :D

z4e6mazeyrhf: hehee! I'm glad you like the idea! I wanted to do an Alex fic and a Artemis fowl fic, so I thought why not just write a crossover!? Because it will lessen the work load since there's only 1 fic now to write! Hopefully this gives some more information on all of it! I don't think its as good as the first chapter though, although its longer. My muse died when I was trying to write this. I mean what can I say?

DemonOfShadow: I'm glad you like this so much! I totally agree, I even like reading long chapters better! But it'll mean slower updates since I have a few other fic to keep up with, they're on my fiction press account. Don't worry, I'll continue writing, you get so many more reviews on fanfiction than on fictionpress it boost self esteem so much! I edited the first chapter because after I read through there was SO many mistakes. Hope you like this chapter!

Yuki: Glad you like the idea! But I'll try to keep on writing like I did for first chapter, but my muse just died on me while I was trying to write this! I think this one is so much worse than the one before it, but I have some brilliant ideas planned for the next one! I hope you continue reading!

                  

Disclaimer: I do not own anything of the Artemis fowl series, or the Alex Rider series.

A/N: I have made edits to the first chapter, Alex is 15 not 16! And aulum potestas es, is actually Aurum potestas est, I typed it wrong. :P. I got it wrong even though I learn Latin! God I'm disgraceful! :D! I've also changed the summary because I didn't like the one before. Actually I still don't like it but I think it sound better!

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Chapter 2: Lies after Lies, nothing is what they seem…

"Artemis, are you sure you don't want me with you? I know I have been slower these past few days, but I'll make up for it! But if I'll only be of a nuisance I won't bother you longer…" Butler said to Artemis as they stood on outside the gates of St Bartleby's.

"Domovoi, I will be perfectly safe at this establishment, as to your physical attributes I have no doubt that you are still among the best in the world. You concern is touching, and you would not be of a burden I only wish to remain here on my own to elevate my studies. I'm sure nothing harmful will come from that objective." Butler was not shocked that Artemis found something touching, but the fact that Artemis had called him by his first name and not Butler…

"Artemis, when did I tell you my first name?"

"When you were near death, it was when we were trying to market the new product, the …" It had been on the tip of his tongue. What was the product? Artemis kept his calm outer appearance but in real entirety he was beyond frustration. Another ellipse in my memory, this has been happening more and more often… There is definitely something abnormal about this… Normally my memory is impeccable; I even remembered things to the minuetist detail. Why was this happening! "My dear friend, I don't seem to be able to recall…"

"Artemis this isn't at all alike you, you remember everything all the time. My instincts tell me something is wrong, its not just you, but I can't seem to remember simple events that have occurred before, as if there was something missing, that I can't quite put my finger on…"

"Do not worry, I will find out what has happened and who or what has any connection to do with this, I will track them down to the ends of space." Artemis hissed through his teeth. "Do you remember the lens that we found intact in our eyes on the 17 of august?"

"The ones that looked like contact lens?"

"Yes, I have found that it is coated with a single layer of liquid mirror, the mirrors seemed to reflect nothing but pure energy. So as we had them on, our eyes would have looked exactly as they would have, except if someone had forced pure energy into them, the energy would have been reflected. I for one have not yet found the needs of such an item. The sheer dynamics of this work though would have been highly planned, although I have not found who had wanted these. I have researched it and found a number of possible candidates to which may have manufactured such product. I have narrowed down the searches to those whom live nearby or may be of concern. I want you to track down a these people and ask them politely if they had ever seen such a thing, be sure to take note of their eyes, the express in which they show. If they do not supply the necessary information do as you please Butler, and I do mean, do as you please."

Butler caught the gleam in Artemis's eyes, the gleam which told Butler that he was up to something and was not willing to share. Artemis handed Butler the note with ease. Butler sighed, it was the same, Artemis Fowl the first might not have changed, but Artemis Fowl the second had not.

"Artemis for my sake keep out of the crime for now, the fowls are trying to go straight."

"Do you want my word? Because I'm sure you know as well as I do that it would not be likely to happen." Artemis smiled his 'cunning predatory' smile trademark as he raised an eyebrow at Butler. Butler shook his head in amusement, Artemis would always be Artemis. He knew that asking Artemis to keep out of the crimany was like asking a five year old not to eat candy, It was impossible.

"Goodbye Artemis, I guess we would not be seeing each other in a while. Don't worry I'll take good care of your parents."

"Yes do that, make sure they know as little as possible about my activities. My good friend, it would not be the same without you here, by my side." Butler bowed slightly to Artemis, patted him on the back, smiled sadly at him, then turned around to leave. Walking away, walking from him, and walking to greet confusion as it lay in its wake.

Artemis looked at the retreating figure. Things were only beginning. He had big plans formulate and more hopes to gain, construct and complete. He looked up at the brick laid building; the architect of it told him quite a few things:

1. This building had been made in the Victorian times, made from bricks imported from Italy.

2. The school was in no need of extra money, since it was up to date on refurbishments.

3. That this school was to be, and indeed strict, since no noises of overjoyed and exhilarated students could be heard.

It suited his tastes fine. The only thing that annoyed him was what his mother had insisted. 'Roommates.' My mother simply desires me to socialise with more students from my own age ranges, but was 'roommates' necessary? At least I was informed that they were new to this school as well and that they have obtained the highest grades from their previous schools. I only hope they don't pester me with their own unintelligent remarks and questions. I prefer solitude. Artemis strode up to the high doors of his new Secondary school. His stride each with grace and confidence, his posture intact, his trademark smirks across his face. Even this could not have prepared him for what he would and will face…

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Artemis pushed the door into his dormitories. He stepped in and looked around. The room was quite spacious, with a widescreen TV on the far side, and a black leather couch in front of it. It was decorated elegantly with fresh flowers around the room. With five doors leading away from the central room (the living room). He assumed that the one in the middle of the five was the toilet; We have to share a toilet? It should be ones privacy to have one for one's self. I'll have to indicate my wishes to the headmaster of this academy… And the other rooms must have been dormitories, one for each of them.

The only thing that was displeasing to Artemis, was the fact that a boy around his age was dragging a suitcase across to one of them (unsuccessfully!). He was dressed in baggy jeans and a hoodie, with messed up bleached blonde hair and green eyes. Artemis's lip twitched, he decided the best way to make his presence know was to capture and convert the boys attention from his suitcase to him. Artemis coughed, trying to gain his attention. The boy looked up, and walked to him with a big smile across his face. I'm disliking him already… Artemis thought as the boy offered his hand and said, "Hey, you must be one of my roomies, I'm David Cloy, nice to meet ya!"

Artemis looked at his hand, and said "Please to make your acquaintance, I am Artemis, Artemis Fowl the second." As he slowly shook his hand. Cloy, that last name sounds familiar… Koi… that seems more familiar… Where have I heard the name Koi before?

David didn't seem at all shocked at his name, he only said, "where's your stuff then?"

Stuff!? I thought this was meant to be a few of the most intelligent in this school! If he is thought to be intelligent I would hate to have to associate with the others… Artemis thought as he just managed to keep himself from sneering. "I suppose when you say stuff, you refer to my luggage do you not?"

"Err… yeah… whatever you want to call it. Where's your luggage then?" He said emphasizing the word.

"As I was admitted to this academy many weeks ago, I had my luggage delivered here a week before hand."

David looked at Artemis and thought, is he a vampire or something? He's so pale… And god! Does he have to be so snappy! I guess I should try to be friendly… I mean I am going have to survive with him for the rest of the year! "Um… so… could you come and help me with mine? It's a bit too heavy." He said as he smiled sheepishly at Artemis.

Artemis sighed and replied. "I do not wish to do any physical labour, since I have yet to unpack, and I'm sure you'll be able to handle it yourself fine, I mean you seem to enjoy exercise, because if you did not you would have simply asked your servants to take it up for you." Artemis walked towards the door nearest to the front door, choosing the room to be his bedroom. But before he had a chance to inspect it, the door leading outside opened again.

This time another boy entered. He had brown eyes and dark brown hair, at least its neatly arranged Artemis commented to himself. He looked over at both of them. His expression was intense, more intense than even the one plastered on Artemis's face. He scanned acroos the room, registering the two figures and took a deep breath and said. "Hello, my name is Alex Friend, I guess you would be David Cloy," He looked at David, and David nodded back, still having a smile on to his face. "And you must be Artemis Fowl, the notorious genius." He said as he looked over to Artemis, Artemis could see the interest that lurked in his eyes. I like this person more; he seems to understand me somewhat at least… Alex Friend… Friend… His father owns the hypermarkets situated all across the country, he was noted for the top ten richest families in the world…

"Yes I am indeed Artemis Fowl, if you two don't mind I'll retire to my chambers." Artemis strode into his rooms without a backward glance, but he could feel Alex's intense gaze focused on him. It was almost unnerving, ALMOST unnerving, but to Artemis he was used to people starring at him wherever he was.

As soon as Artemis left the room, David could have sworn that the temperature in the room risen but at least 5 degrees. "Well can you help me with my luggage then? I'm sure you had your luggage delivered before hand. But I thought there would be people here to help you with your luggage, so I didn't bother asking my servants to bring the luggage into my room. But apparently there isn't anyone to help, so could you help me with my luggage?"

Alex raised an eyebrow at him and thought, why's he talking weirdly, emphasizing the word luggage every time he said it? But Alex decided not to comment and just nodded his head and followed David to where his suitcase lay. He glanced at the door leading to Artemis's room. He doesn't seem all that special, he's maybe just a bit of a spoilt brat that thinks he's ALL that… socializing him more will definitely help me more with my mission though…

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A/N: Well that's that chapter, I HATED that chapter, nothing much happened! Well the next chapter is going to be slightly humorous! :D I got some good stuff planned!

Lots of people said they preferred longer chapters… I guess, but then I'll be slower on updating!

How was the length on this chapter? It's double the first…

Please go read my original story on fiction press called 'Elemental Powers' 80% of the people reading it added us to fav authors And fav stories! Please check it out, the link to the story is in my profile!

Thank yous to all those who had reviewed!

Does people what Artemis to be good at everything? Even sports? Or would you rather see him fail? :D

Have anyone actually read both Alex Rider series and Artemis Fowl series?

I've decide to post a sneak preview of Elemental Powers here too! If you like it go to my profile and click on the link, and then Read and review!!!! Its posted on fiction press since its an original.

Sneak preview: (from chapter 1, of elemental powers, its one part of it, there 4 parts in the complete chapter 1)

Part One: Countdown to Oblivion

Kai's POV:

"Shit!" I silently cursed to myself as I glanced at my watch, there was only one minute left. . . One minute to decipher and elude the Pentagons security codes, we already sent too much time getting in. It was damned near impossible but for me impossibility was only a mere challenge to bypass.

It took me only 35 seconds to fool a normal medium securities device, but this was the Pentagon and they have access to the world's best technology, and me with only my personal laptop and my own brain to crack it. But a brain could be a lethal weapon, and my laptop had some functions even NASA didn't even have. A self-satisfied smirk would have formed on my face if time had allowed it, so I fought the instinct and focus all my attention to the matter at hand.

My fingers flew across the keys on the laptop (A/N: not literally!), typing various combinations of codes and computer programming techniques. At exactly zero seconds the police would have traced us to our exact location and they're best officers would probably be just outside the building. The seconds ticked by, and I wasn't going to let some second rate, fat jackass beat me with their flashy computer codes and techniques, and who probably only brought the product for its great advertising and popularity.

After a few more seconds passed, emerald green letter flashed across the screen 'COMPLETE,' I quickly hit enter downloading all the pentagons codes and their TOP SECRET files. The only thing I ever needed to get all this was access to their network. I swerved around and checked on my team mates at the helicopter pad ready to take off as soon as I gave them the signal. I flashed them a thumbs up to tell them I was done. Only 11 seconds left as I checked my watch again.

10 seconds to run. . . they probably already had the area.

9 seconds. . . I quickly packed my laptop in a secure case, protecting if from any damage, I couldn't risk the information it was too priceless.

8 seconds. . . my team checked the helicopter to make sure there were no problems.

7 seconds. . . they started the engine ready to take off; the only thing they were waiting for was me.

6 seconds. . . police sirens could be heard in the nearby distance.

5 seconds. . . I sprinted across to the helicopter, placing my arms in front of me as I neared it hoping that the lashing winds would spare my sight.

4 seconds. . . a cop showed out of nowhere pointing his gun at me, he must be one of those over enthusiastic new recruits trying to show off, "put the device down, and we'll take you peacefully." Yeah right, as if.

3 seconds. . . I quickly calculated if I could make it, it wasn't possible, and I wasn't prepared to die, not yet anyways. I slowly began to place the laptop on the floor with my hands above my head, I saw as he relaxed slightly letting down his guard. I immediately threw the laptop to my mates. Jess catching it easily with one hand, I flashed her a smile. "Go without me, I'm not the fastest runner in this country for nothing!"

2 seconds. . . I saw her nod back fully understanding the situation motioning for them to take off.  I wasn't doing this so my team mates could go and leave me and have a great life, HELL! I'm not one of those caring people, my laptop was encoded to my voice patterns and they won't be able to break it, no-one can break that sort of code, well except maybe I stood a chance. As soon as I was out I'll have everything I ever wanted, all at my fingertips. It took off, an escape route nowhere to be seen around me.

1 second. . . before the cop could react to this drastic change of situation I grabbed my own pistol from my jacket and fired at the arm that held the gun, the bullet landing perfectly in his bicep. Only amateurs shot for chests, as long as they are alive they can still shoot back, whereas without their shooting arm they were worthless. I disorientated his aim, and took off down the flights of stairs.

0 seconds. . . I burst out of the door, police cars as far as the eye could see. "Shit," I cursed to myself again. "Put your hands up and the weapon at your feet, and we will not shoot," came a shout; all the police are the same, filled with all their melodical crap.

I did as I was told; I wasn't going to die when a life of luxury was just waiting for me. Looks like my 100% uncaughtable record was bust, but none of them could kill me or anything since I was still underage, I'm pretty great for a 16 year old. They can't do anything to me until I turn 18, the worst they can do is put me in a maximum-security prison. Prison defences to me were like child's play; although I have never been caught and put in a prison I've helped quite a few break out in my time.

I smiled cunningly as a random police officer grabbed me and handcuffed my hands and pushed me roughly into one of their cars, locking the doors not taking any chances. As if I was that stupid and would try to run away now! I would have been dead before I even opened the door! And they're meant to responsible for everyone's safety?

 They sure are thick, I wouldn't trust them if my life depended on it; actually on second thought I don't trust anyone. I mean I even encoded my laptop so my team mates wouldn't have access to the files before I was out. It was probably dangerous not trust people you've worked with for most of your life, but this was the way I was and it's kept me alive for 16 years so I'm sticking to it. Blasted damn fools! As if they'll ever see the day when Kai Celeritous will trust and care for people other than himself! I chuckled alluringly to myself. I knew all my talents, and was prepared to use them to my advantage. I'll spare no one . . . none of those who dared to defy me. . . none of those whom dared to look down on me. . .

Go read the rest of the chapter by going to the link on my profile for the story!

If you're lucky, chapter 3 of Artemis fowl 4: Entrapped Illusions, Deluded minds, will be up in a week, but I have exams next week so it might not be possible!

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Have most people read both Artemis Fowl and Alex Rider?

Does people what Artemis to be good at everything? Even sports? Or would you rather see him fail? :D

Is this a good length for the chapters? Or longer or shorter?