Guardian-Fear me!I have cupons!

Foregotten-And a hot plate!^^

Darkness-And you call yourself a yami.You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Foregotten-*hangs head*Oooooo....

Truth-Disclaimer; Guardian of the Foresaken does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters.She does, how ever own Guardian of the Foregotten, Guardian of the Darkness, and me, Guardian of the Truth.

Pure-Doooooooon't foreget about me!^______^

Guardian-Shut up, slut!*slaps*

Pure-Ow.*cries*You're mean!

Foregotten-And you're a slut!XD

Pure-Heeeeey....

Darkness-*sticks Pure's head in a toilet*Enjoy.......

^*^*^*^*^*FEMALIK!!!*^*^*^*^*^

Malik opened his eyes sleepily.It was warm today and the sun was streaming through the open window.He stretched and then yawned.The sun light was warm.He was in Domino City for the week.Today was the first day he'd be there.He was going to swing by the Bakura residence and get into some mischift with the spirit and his omate.Then, maybe, he'd go see how Yugi was.But, as Malik got up and headed toward the bathroom of his hotel room, the reflection of the mirror caught his eye.
A woman was standing where he should'ver been.He was blond with deeply tanned skin.Her large lavender eyes studied the mirror, as if it was just a window and Malik and some girl were standing on opposite sides checking each other out.Malik blinked.That reflection was to familior.....It was him!He was a girl!!!!
Malik looked frantincly around.What the Hell?!?!How'd he get a sex change over night?He pinched himself until his arm was sore and red, but, alas, it was no dream.He was on the verge of tears as he looked for a soulution.What would he do?Where would he go?Duh, he'd act like nothing had happened.No body in Domino City, save for Rishid who had come with him, knew he was here.He'd simply go out into town, pretending he was a girl, and not worry about it.What ever it was had a week to wear off before he'd have to worry about it.
'Oh, shit!' Malik thought.A half-asleep Rishid had just walked into the room.His orange-yellow eyes were unfocused and still dripped with sleep.He walked up to Malik and bowed deep."Good morning, Master Malik," he yawned.
"Uh, Good morning, Rishid," Malik said."Er, I'm going to go visit Bakura now!Good bye!"
"Maybe I should come with, Master Malik," Rishid said rubbing the sleep from his eyes.
"No!No, that's okay.Mariku's gone.It's fine,"Malik said quickly leaving before Rishid could argue or even completely wake up.This was the first time that Malik had seen looking like a girl as a good thing.

Malik sat on a park bench, drinking a soda, watching people pass by.He had nothing to do, as of the moment.But Domino City was a nice place.And all the people were fun to watch, as they walked to where ever they were needed.It was a town built of freaks, in Malik's oppinion.But he felt un comfertable, as guys kept stoping and checking him out.He'd shoot them a nasty glare and they'd keep going, though.Kaiba had even passed by and stopped to look.Although, he might've just vaugely reconized him, Malik wasn't sure.
Suddenly, some one caught Malik's eye.It was the Bakuras. Ryou and Bakura-sama were in the park!Malik was so surprized that he dropped his soda.He quickly stood up and made to leave, but some one grabbed his arm.Turning around quickly, he saw a group of guys had formed around him.
"Hey, Cutie," said the one holding his arm."Where do you think you're goin'?"
"Yeah," said another one,"wouldn't you rather stick around and play on my slide?"
"That was the worst pick up line I've ever heard," Malik said."You're perverted.Now let go of me!"
"How's about I let you go if you give me a kiss with lots of tounge?" asked the first one.
"The girl said let go," said a voice."So let her go."
The group of guys turned around to look at the speaker.The white- haired spirit pushed through the crowd to get to the one holding onto Malik.He narrowed his brown eyes at the taller boy.Then, he said cooly,"You shouldn't pick on people who are weaker than you."
"Yeah?" asked the guy with a glare."How's about I pick on you?"
"Hm, funny," Bakura said crossing his arms and putting one hand on his chin in what looked like thought."That was what I was just about to say to you."
Before the perverted guy could say 'huh' there was a bright flash and alot of laughter, all of it was Bakura's.When the light died away, the group was completely gone.In each member's place was a doll in their image.Bakura chuckled.Ryou had come up behind him and was now telling him off for doing that.Bakura just gathered up the dolls, Ryou not realizing that his lecture was falling on def ears.Bakura turned to Malik and said,"Hope they didn't cause you much trouble, miss."
"Er," Malik said."No, not at all.I could've taken 'em all.You know, if I'd felt like it."
"You got spunk," Bakura said smiling.He took out a pen and a piece of paper and wrote something."I like that.If you ever wanna go get dinner or something, call me.Here's my number."
He handed Malik the paper and walked back the way he'd come with Ryou still lectureing him on not using sennen magic in the park and how wrong it was to turn people into inatemate objects.Malik watched him go.He figured that Bakura didn't know who he was....So going on a date with him would be fine.In anycase, he'd have something to do......

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