This chapter was "Jellyman"s idea. Lets see Jamesy and Lily argue...ON THEYR FRST DATE! ..ooooh Im evil.

A/N: Im misspellin things so that you know the way thy are pronounced

Lily rollsed her eyes as James went on and on about quiditch.

"so then I told him that he ouldnt have caught thee snitch if I hadn't been hit with the damned bludger!"

"Look, James. As interesting as this conversation is, this isn't gonna work out!"

"what...why!?"

Lily sighed "Well...because...

Lily: (sung) You say "eether" and I say "either"

You say "neether" I say "neither" Either

James: eether

Lily: neither

James: neether

Lily: Let's call the whole thing off

James: You say "potato," I say "patattah"

You say "tomato", I say "creole tomata"

Both: Oh, let's call the whole thing off

Oh, if we call the whole thing off

Then we must part and oh

James: If we ever part, that would break my heart

Lily: So, I say "ursta" you say "oyster" I'm not gonna stop eatin' urstas just cause you say oyster, Oh, let's call the whole thing off

James:Oh, I say "pajaamas", you say "pajamas"

Sugar, what's the problem? Oh, for we know we need each other so

Lily: We'd better call the calling off off

So let's call it off, oh let's call it off

Both: Oh, let's call it off, baby let's call it off

Sugar why don't we call it off,

I'm talking baby why call it off

Call it off...

Let's call the whole thing off

They both left the three broomsticks threw separate doors, then stuck their heads back in

"eether." James hisses

"EITHER!" Lily shouts. Everyone stared at them.

They both said "Sorry" the same way...

A/N: Lol. Thanks Again Jellyman! Can use more suggestions. I Think im gonna do another Oliver song. "My name" for oldie Voldie lol. Thanks reviewers! Ttyl, your lord and master, TARA!