Ghost
Chapter 4: A nice, ordinary day at school.
"Damn that bitch!" Inuyasha growled. Currently he was in his bathroom scrubbing his forehead. "Damn her! How can I go to school tomorrow if I can't get this off? What will people think?"

"You know, you could always do what I do when I get a black eye and I don't want the ladies to notice. Miroku offered.

"No."

"Why not?"

"Because. . ."

"Because why?"

"Because. . ."

*A few becauses and convincing (on Miroku's part ) later *

"Sango?" Inuyasha asked meekly.

"Yea?" Sango answered from her position on Inuyasha's bed.

"Well. . . Um. . ."

"What?"

"Well since I can't get this marker off of my forehead, I was wondering if. . ."

"You want me to get some of my mother's make-up for you? To hide the marker?"

"Yea. . ."

"It'll cost ya."

"How much?"

"20 bucks."

Grumbling, Inuyasha went over to a stuffed panda Sango hadn't noticed. Inuyasha turned it upside down and stuck his hand in a hole someone had made in the poor panda's ass.

"What are you doing?" Sango asked.

"What's it look like I'm doing?" Inuyasha oh-so-smartly replied.

"It looks like you're-"

"That was rhetorical." Finally he got what he was looking for. Inuyasha pulled a 20-dollar bill out of the panda's backside.

"Here." He said handing it over to Sango.

"Uh. . . Thanks."
^0^ -_-0
Well it was tomorrow, and that meant. . . time for school. Inuyasha had his make-up on perfectly ( if he did say so himself ).

He murmured the spell that hid his ears, eyes, etc. He got into the limo that awaited him, told the driver where to go, and was off for school.

When Inuyasha got to school he was greeted by Miroku, "Hey Inu!" Inuyasha got out of the limo and started walking with Miroku. "Wow. . . you put on make-up better than me, even Sango!" Miroku got a glint in his eyes. "Inuyasha?" He couldn't resist.

"Yea?" Inuyasha asked slowly. He didn't like the tone in Miroku's voice.

Miroku, some how, managed to grab Inuyasha's hands without him noticing right away. "Will you bare my child?" Miroku was trying to suppress a grin.

Inuyasha quickly drew his hands back. "What the fuck?! What kinda question is that? I'm a guy!"

"Gomen Inu, I couldn't resist! You're so beautiful!"

"Shut up! You're the one who told me to wear make-up in the first place!"

"Ok. . . Ok. . . You win. I'll stop."

"Good." Under his breath Inuyasha added, "Fag. . ."

Inuyasha and Miroku headed for 1st period, Reading. Inuyasha and Miroku took their seats across the room from each other. The teacher walked in and class started. The teacher was a very short, weird little man. He was bald and fat. "Class, quiet down." The class's noise lowered to a murmur, then stopped. "Good, class begins now." He started writing on the board. He always did that, write on the board all period, never looking back at the class.

Inuyasha's nose itched. He thought, 'What the hell?' Inuyasha looked around the room. No one watching. He got out a few textbooks from his backpack and set them on his desk. ( around him, like a personal fort.) Then he got to work. ( If you would call it that. )

"Ewwwww. . . Are you picking your nose?!" Inuyasha, startled, quickly dropped his finger out of his nose and looked up. There stood Kagome.

"No! Of course not!" He protested. Getting the attention of the guy sitting next to him. ( I will call the guy sitting next to him, Bob. ) Bob broke out laughing. "What?!" Inuyasha snapped his head around to glare at Bob. It only caused him to laugh harder.

The teacher turned around to see what was causing all the commotion. Most of the class was looking at Inuyasha laughing, most of the girls were looking like they were going to be sick. The teacher smiled. "Mr. Inuyasha," Inuyasha looked at him confused. "Get a tissue, something is dangling out of your nose."

Inuyasha immediately blushed and ran up to the front of the room for a tissue. He walked quickly back to his seat and sent death glares at Kagome, who was now up at the front of the classroom.

*A little while later *

The bell dismissing class rings. Everyone is stampeding out of the room no one ( except Inuyasha ) notices a marker hovering right above the teacher's head. Kagome smiled evilly, only she was allowed to make fun of Inuyasha like that! With the marker Kagome drew a big smiley face on the teacher's bald head. He didn't even notice!
^0^ -_-0
*Lunch time *

Inuyasha, Miroku, Sango, and Kagome walked to the cafeteria. They found a small, round table seated for five and sit down. ( With their food. ) "Can I have some of that?" Kagome asked Inuyasha, pointing to some of his food.

"No." He replied simply.

"Why not?"

"Because. . . And I thought ghosts didn't need to eat."

"That's a myth."

"No it's not. Why would the dead need to eat?"

" Fine. Fine. I just wanna eat!"

"Wouldn't it pass through you?"

"No."

By now Inuyasha had been getting a lot of weird looks. Talking to himself like there was a person there, in that empty seat.

"This is getting old." Kagome complained.

"What is?" Inuyasha asked.

"Arguing."

"What do you suppose we do about it?"

"Well. . . You really wanna know?"

"Yea."

"Ok, but you can't get mad at me because you wanted to know! It's like an unwritten law!"

"I get it. Now, what is it?!"

"Ok, but I warned you." She grabbed a hand full of the slop that the school called food and chunked it at a kid sitting at the table next to the one she was at.

He turned around and glared at Inuyasha, then picked up his food and threw it at him. Inuyasha ducked, bad move, Sango was sitting across the table from him. So instead of Inuyasha getting hit, it was Sango.

Sango stood up, her cry was heard throughout the cafeteria, "FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!"

Food was flying everywhere. Kagome had to hover near the ceiling just to stay out of firing range.

*Ten minutes later. *

The principal burst through the doors. All activity stopped. "Who started all this?!" He demanded. All eyes and fingers pointed to Inuyasha. Inuyasha was pointing to the ceiling where Kagome was floating. "Inuyasha!" He bellowed. "My office now!"

Inuyasha dropped his arm. "Kuso!"