Title: Drama Queen

Rating: PG (for right now)

Disclaimer: These characters belong to Alias and ABC. Except for the ones that I make up

Song: Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen by Lindsay Lohan

There was a girl I knew
Who always wanted to
Be the one to stand up from the crowd
Always believed that she
Was gonna live her dreams
That what came down was gonna come around

Lohan was your not so regular teenage girl. Short blonde hair, blue eyes, the works. She wasn't a prep or a punk or a goth. She was just Lohan. No one ever told her what to do. Some said it was because she was seventeen. I mean seventeen year olds do not listen to grownups unless you're a goody- goody. Lohan was definitely not like most girls her age.

Oh, wait, there's just one thing I didn't mention.....

Her parents....

That's right. It's usually the parents isn't it? The people that mess up your whole world right when you enter your teenage years. The most critical and crucial years of your whole life. Only her parents had been ruining her life for a lot longer than that. In fact they had been ruining her life before she was even born.

For all the doubters non-believers
The cynical that once were dreamers
One of these days you'll open up your eyes
And you'll realize

It all started when her parents were about twenty.... And now for a complimentary flashback.....

*//Flashback//*

It was a stormy night in London, England. Bill and Sam were happily making out in their dorm rooms at college. This was against rules but they really didn't care. Last night had been one the most exciting of their lifes. It had been their first mission for the government. They had, of course, almost lost their lifes but that wasn't what they were thinking about right now. "I love you", Sam whispered in his ear

"I love you to", Bill whispered back in the same manner

Sam kissed him lightly on the lips and recalled last night. It had been exciting but dangerous. "I can't believe we almost died"

"I know", Bill said "But we're ok"

"How are we ever going to have kids?" Sam asked "We can't quit. They'll kill us"

"We'll find a way. We always do", Bill replied

//Now lets go ahead a little in the future//

Twenty five year old Sam was holding her beautiful daughter. Bill, the very proud father, was standing right next to her. Sam smiled at the baby and laughed. "What should we name her?"

"How about... Lohan"

"Lohan?"

"Yeah. It's original and interesting"

"Ok"

"Lohan it is"

//Now a little more into the future//

Gunshots echoed in the air. Two bodies fell to the ground. They were later identified as Sam and Bill Panstri.

There three year daughter, Lohan, was still inside when it happened...

//End all of the flashbacks//

14 years later

That girl was a onetime teenage drama queen
A hacked-up everyday wannabe
But she'll have changed her destiny
Now she's a somebody
That girl was a wild-child dreamer
But she'll find herself
Cause she believes in nothing else
Then you'll look back and you won't believe
That girl was me

"I need make-up!" Lohan yelled

A girl ran up to her and put some more eye shadow and lipstick on. She then brushed her hair and put everything away. "There you go"

A man then came up to her and smiled. He was tall and had short brown. He was thirty but most thought he was in his early twenties. Lohan had been in love with him ever since she was little. He was the cutest thing she had ever seen. "Ready to go?"

"Yes. I am Jacob", Lohan replied

Armed with an attitude
That she knows how to use
She's gonna get there anyway she can
Now she knows what she wants
No one is gonna stop her
Nothing can ever hold her back

Lohan got up and walked over to her dressing room. She accidentally bumped into a script writer on the way. "Move out of the damn way" Her voice sounded venomous and the guy backed away slowly.

She emerged a few minutes later in a pure black outfit. Her hair was pulled back into a ponytail. Lohan went to the part of the studio where they would be filming the next scene in her T.V show, Spy Girl. Everyone adored that show and it had the highest ratings in England and the U.S.

"Ok. In this scene Stacy will be fighting a bad guy from L.O.P. Remember no real kicking", Jacob reminded her

"I won't", Lohan said

"Action!"

Lohan immediately transformed into her character, Stacy. Remembering not to do any real fighting.

"You won't get away with this!" Stacy yelled

"Yes, I will", the bad guy replied

Lohan pretended to kick him the face and punch him in the stomach. He did the same. After three grueling minutes of punching and random kicking the scene stopped with the bad guy on the ground and Stacy standing triumphantly next to him.

For all the doubters non-believers
The cynical that once were dreamers
One of these days you'll know that you were wrong
Who would know

"Cut!" Jacob yelled "Great work everyone"

Lohan breathed in deeply and exhaled. She made her way back to her dressing room and went inside. This was the only place that was actually quiet. She pulled out a book and started to read. It was in Russian so no one could read over her shoulder and bug her.

That girl was a onetime teenage drama queen
A hacked-up everyday wannabe
But she'll have changed her destiny
Now she's a somebody
That girl was a wild-child dreamer
But she'll find herself
Cause she believes in nothing else
Then you'll look back and you won't believe
That girl was me

'This is the life', Lohan thought 'Act out a made-up person and get money for it. I just wish my parents were here to root me on. I wonder what they did. They had to of been actors. There's no way I could've gotten acting talents out of thin air. Maybe they had a job that was exciting and dangerous. Nah'

Someone knocked on her door and came in. It was a boy that looked to be about eleven. 'He must've snuck in', Lohan thought

"Can I have your autograph?"

"Get out of here"

"Please"

"Security!"

Seconds later four men crashed in and took the boy away. "Are you ok?" the guard asked curiously

"Yes, I'm fine" she waved her hand for them to go away

Life is a work of art
You gotta paint it colorful
You can make it anything you want
Don't even stick to any rules
You don't need a high IQ
To succeed in what you do
You just gotta have no doubt
Just believe in yourself

'Stupid kid. Yeah, Like I'm going to give him my autograph so he can go sell it on E-bay for thousands of dollars. Right...'

The sun was beginning to go down. Which meant it was time for Lohan to go back to her exquisite house in the wealthiest part of L.A. She walked out her dressing room and bid everyone farewell.

"Lohan, we are sooo sorry about what happened with that kid today. We'll tighten up security. By the way your hair looks awesome!"

"Suck-up" Lohan said before going out side to her car

Doubters non-believers
Once were dreamers
One of these days you'll open up your eyes
And you'll realize

That girl was a onetime teenage drama queen
A hacked-up everyday wannabe
But she'll have changed her destiny
Now she's a somebody
That girl was a wild-child dreamer
But she'll find herself
Cause she believes in nothing else
Then you'll look back and you won't believe
That girl was me

Lohan got into her car and drove back to her house. Her maid had already made her bed. She glanced at the clock and saw that it was eight o'clock. She settled into her pajamas and got into her bed. She had to get a goods night sleep for tomorrow. 'This is the life', she thought before she fell asleep

That girl was a onetime teenage drama queen
A hacked-up everyday wannabe
But she'll have changed her destiny
Now she's a somebody
That girl was a wild-child dreamer
But she'll find herself
Cause she believes in nothing else
Then you'll look back and you won't believe
That girl was me

A/N: Is it good so far? I wanted to make Lohan seem like a brat. There will be more to come. Next chapter will be at the CIA. We'll also learn more about Lohan's parents and their mysterious past. R/R