Fishing, and Sesshie in drag?!

By Kracken L.W. & The Goddess(wannabe)

Goddess: Bite me.

Kracken: No thanks, I prefer sterile food. You might give me indigestion.

            Disclaimer: No. Just…No. If you ask if we own Inuyasha, if we're sane, or if the goddess is intelligent, the answer is still the same. NO.

(DAMN YOU Kracken, I am the Goddess of wisdom, intelligence is my middle name!)

(Says you…..)

Inutaisho: This is so very embarrassing.

Sesshoumaru: You should talk, she's not making you beg.

Inuyasha: *snicker*

            While Inutaisho chewed Sesshie out for disgracing the family honor, and Athena relearned how to breathe, Kracken materialized an oddly shaped, shiny piece of jointed metal. "This, I believe, is yours. A little present from daddy. Your mother left it with me almost a hundred years ago, maybe more, you were awfully slow in collecting it." She tossed it at the hanyou, without even stopping to see his reaction. He caught it automatically, then yelped and dropped it. Sucking his burned fingers and glaring daggers at the unimpressed Kracken. "Why don't you go try it out and get out of my hair, it's supposed to be an excellent lure." "YES!!! Dad's lucky lure! Mom told me about it so many times, see ya!" Suddenly all three demonic males were congregating down by the stream, pulling fishing poles, line, and lures out of their sleeves. "Inuyasha likes to fish?" Kagome asked incredulously. "SHHHHHHH!" Miroku rolled his eyes at the fanatics and drawled "Stranger things have happened.". Sango just laughed.

            Athena chuckled at the sight of the three demonic dogs fishing. Sadly however, it had to end. She and Sesshoumaru had business elsewhere. She had plans for him.

            "I'm going to take him now. I have plans for him."

            "What will you do, Athena?"

            "I think, I'll dress him as a girl and let Apollo have fun hitting on him."

            Kracken stared at Athena, then walked over to Sesshoumaru. She stared at his back until he turned around and smiled at him and said: "You poor thing." And walked away laughing manically as she went. This was going to be good.

            "Sesshie! Here boy! Come to the goddess. Here boy!" she called whistling.

            Sesshoumaru then noticed that Kracken had just handed Athena the leash. Oh well, she couldn't be as bad as Kracken. Boy was he in for a big surprise.

            Standing, he willing went over to Athena, not looking at the other two. He wouldn't have been able to bare it. "At least you won't be as bad as Kracken." She merely grinned and disappeared…up to her home at Mount Olympus.

The fun was going to start… thanks partially to Apollo.

            "Can I take this blindfold off now?"

            "Not yet dammit, now stop. I'm trying to put this balm on your lips."

            "But why am I blindfolded?"

            "Because you are. Now hush."

            She looked over the lip color. Now what color should she use? She looked at the palate again… She smiled. A rich red would do. Uncapping it, she applied the red lipstick and stepped back to admire her handy work. Hmmm… ah! Eye color was missing! She flicked her finger and the blindfold went transparent. Red, yellow, and white gold decorated his eyelids now. Perfect! Now…the clothes had to go. Pointing at him, his clothes reformed to a short red skirt, white tank, and high heeled black boots with white fish net stockings. She clamped her hands over her mouth to stifle her laughter.

            "May I remove this blindfold now?" came the plaintive question.

            "Yes," she said.

            Reaching up, he took off the blindfold and looked in the mirror. He looked at himself for a few minutes, then screamed loud and long. She just grinned; this was great. Not as bad as Kracken? She could be worse!

            He couldn't remove the damned clothes! No! It was impossible!! Absolutely impossible. A knock on the door.

            "Why Apollo, how nice. Come on in."

            He sighed, he wouldn't have to worry.

            "I am concerned, Athena. You were so angry earlier. Are you all right?"

            "Yes, fine, Apollo. I was steamed," she said, leading him to her living room where Sesshoumaru in drag sat.

            "Athena, who is that woman?"

            "Her? Oh, she's my new handmaiden. Sessha."

            "She's cute."

            Athena smiled evilly behind Apollo's back as a look of outrage crossed Sesshoumaru's face.

            "Care for some ambrosia, Apollo?"

            "Yes, please," said the god.

            While Athena was searching out ambrosia in her kitchen, Apollo walked over to Sessha the new handmaiden.

            "I said you're cute."

            Sesshie said nothing.

            "Don't talk much?" he asked sitting down next to her er…him.

            His claws popped in and out behind his back.

            "Strong, and silent. I do enjoy women like that so much," he said putting his arm around her… him and scooting closer trying to put his hand where it just shouldn't go.

            Sesshoumaru screamed. "Get your fucking hands away from me, you pervert I AM A GUY YOU, BASTARD. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!! I DON'T SWING THAT WAY!!"

            Apollo stood and moved so fast that it was blur. "Athena!!!!!!" he cried.

            She was rolling on the floor laughing in a most ungodly like behavior.

            "Athena!!" Apollo raged as he stood over her rolling body. "That was cruel! You know that I don't swing both ways like Dad!"

            But Athena was laughing too hard. Sesshoumaru was trying desperately to hide in a shadow…it wasn't every day that guys came up to him and tried to pick him up. He was beginning to regret calling Athena mortal. This was just to humiliating…he preferred begging! On second thought…he preferred having listened to Jaken…, which, of course, he didn't do. Damn it all to hell.  

            While Athena laughed and Apollo raged, another person appeared inside the house. He was a distinguished looking gentleman, with white hair and vibrant blue eyes that brimmed with the joyfulness of life. A very small, almost unseeable crown gleamed in his hair and laurel decorated his head; this was the king of the gods, Zeus himself.

            "Athena! Apollo! What are you two doing?"

            "Nothing father," Apollo said in deference to his father.

            "Right. I'll believe that when Poseidon's waters turn to gold," he said.

            "I can arrange it," Athena said brightly.

            "No. That's quite all right dearest."

            "Darn."

            Then Zeus looked at Sesshoumaru curiously. Oh no, not again! "Athena, why do you have a male demon dressed in drag?"

            "It's punishment."

            "For what?"

            "He called me mortal, father."

            Apollo groaned and slapped his head. How could he have been so stupid?

            Zeus shook his head and looked at Sesshoumaru thoughtfully. "He's awfully cute. Mind if I have a bit of fun with him?"

            That did it. Sesshoumaru screamed and darted behind Athena, whimpering and shaking.

            She laughed. "Sorry, father. I don't think that he's too amenable to play with other guys."

            "Oh well, doesn't hurt to try. He and Ganymede would have been great friends."

            "I'm sure."

            Zeus disappeared, and Apollo soon followed giving her a death glare.

            "Now," she said brightly, "let's take a walk."

            Dumm Dumm Dumm… what does Athena have in store for 'Fluffy' now? She's already dressed him in drag… what does the vengeful Athena have in store for him next? Tune in next time as Athena tortures him a bit more!

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