Hello it's me Shinma School started. Well heres the NEXT CHAPTER. I don't own inuyasha but I do own my own characters. Ah yes I think im gonna start putting funny quotes in the beginning. FUNNY WORDS OF THE CHAPTER!

Quiet brain or ill stab you with a q-tip!

Chapter 7: who? What? When? And where? /part four/

Three minutes later (after getting Kagome off MY ko).

"So she's my mom?" Inuko asked pointing at Kagome who looked like she was going to pounce on him again.

"Sho is!" Shinma chirped.

(Peeps this is the way I talk k?k.)

"Okay now that we got that settled." Kagome stood up calmly that ran to Inuko. "What's you're full name, what do you do, when was your birthday, and were do you live?" Kagome managed to fit all in one breath.

"Let's see Inuko Jaidi Higurashi, I work here, I was born in The Warring states era, and I live in an apartment penthouse down the block with Shinma." Inuko said scratching his head.

"Okay thank you." Kagome put away a pen and paper she got out of nowhere. "Do you want to meat your dad?" Kagome smiled.

"Sure!" Inuko jumped out of his chair and ran and almost made it out the door.

"Why did we wax the floors in the stock room anyway?" Inuko asked unable to move from his fall.

"Ha ha look who's a blond now!" Shinma chuckled as she was about to walk away gracefully but she too fell.

"Not a word." She pointed a finger at Inuko.

:::Back with the others:::

"What's taking her so long?!" Inuyasha nearly shouted.

"I don't know maybe she ran into another boy." Miroku snickered.

"Oh you have your laugh I know where you sleep." Inuyasha laughed insanely.

"Hay Sakura ra ra ---" A boy walked into the store and stammered as he saw Miroku and Sango.

"GASP!" Sango gasped. "NOT ANOTHER ONE!"

Miroku circled the young man. "May I take a guess at your name?"

"Sure." The boy said looking at Miroku as if he were a ghost.

"Might it be Mihoku?" Miroku asked with great curiosity.

"Mmmm hmmm." Mihoku said more like mumbled.

"Hmm you're a fine looking young man." Miroku said looking him up and down.

Mihoku leaned to Sakura. "By any chance is he gay?"

"No just your dad." Sakura said as if it were obvious.

"Uhhh okay I'll go with that."

"MY BABY!" Sango was hugging Mihoku for dear life.

"And she is?"

"Your mom."

"Ohhh."

"yeah."

Kagome ran into the room pulling a laughing Shinma and an excited Inuko.

"Kagome were have you---Ahhhhhhh!" Inuyasha shouted.

"Who are you!"

Inuko placed a hand behind his head. "Uh hey dad."

"Dad? What the f---" Inuyasha started but was cut off by Kagome.

"Aren't you so happy?! You're a dad!" Kagome said enthusiastically.

"Oh yeah really happy." Inuyasha said sarcastically. "What's your name kid?"

"Inuko Higurashi." Inuko smiled.

Inuyasha's expressions(in this order). O_o -_-; *^_^*. "So how many brothers and sisters do you have?" Inuyasha asked getting that Miroku look.

"One bro and one sis." Inuko looked confused.

"Don't worry he confuuzez me too." Shinma patted Inuko's arm reassuringly.

Inuyasha had a very big grin on as he turned to Kagome.

"Boy you better swipe that grin off your face before I do it for you!" Kagome fumed.

"So bored." Sakura said lying on the counter.

"Can't---Breath! I'm---Gonna---Die!" Mihoku managed to squeak out.

"No don't die!" Sango let go quickly as to not kill her only son.

"AIR!" Mihoku gasped.

Shinma looked at the clock than jumped on the counter kicking Sakura off first. "Mihoku, shut the blinds! Kagome, turn the open sign to closed! Sakura, Turn the lights off and the black lights on! Inuko, turn on the music to Good Charlette, Linkin Park, or Evanescence. Now! Move Move Move!" Shinma was striking a corny pose on the counter as everyone else sweatdropped. "I said move it vacations on!" Everyone who got an order scattered to his or her appropriate assignment.

Good Charlette came blaring through the radios behind her.

She's got tattoos and piercings

She like minor threat she likes social distortion!

My girls a hot girl.

A hood rat who needs an attitude adjustment!

Cristina wouldn't want to meet her

She hates you Brittney so you better run for cover

My girls a hot girl

A riot girl and she's angry at the world.

Emergency call 911 she's pissed off at everyone.

Police, rescue, FBI she wants a riot she wants a riot

And everywhere we go she gets us thrown out constantly

But that's OK cuz I know I know I know my baby would do anything for me.

Yeah!

Cristina wouldn't want to meet her

She hates you Brittany so you better run for cover

My girls a hot girl

A riot girl and she's taken' on the world

Emergence call 911 she's pissed off at everyone

Police, rescue, FBI she wants a riot she wants a riot.

Guitar solo

She wants a riot she wants a riot.

Guitar solo

(ahhh ahhh ahhh)

(Ahhh ahhh ahhh)

Don't you know that all I really want is you?

Gotta know that all I really want is YOU!

Emergency call 911 she's pissed off at everyone

Police rescue, FBI she wants a riot she wants a riot.

Emergency call 911 she wants a riot she wants a riot

Police reuse FBI she wants a riot she wants a riot.

The next song was Linkin Park's "By Myself". As the music started and the first verse was sung Inuyasha slid down a wall to the floors in realization.

What do I do to ignore the behind me?

Do I follow my instincts blindly?

Do I hide my pride/from all these bad dreams

And give into sad thoughts that are maddening?

Do I/sit here and try to stand it?

Or do I/try to catch them red-handed?

Do I trust some and get fooled by phoniness

Or do I trust none and live in loneliness?

Because I cant hold on/when im stretched so thin

I make the right moves but im lost within

I put on my daily façade but then

I just end up getting hurt again by myself {myself}

I ask why but in my mind

I find I can't rely on myself

{Myself}

I can't hold on

{to what I want when im stretched so thin}

It's all too much to take in

I can't hold on

{To anything watching everything spin}

With thoughts of failure sinking in

If I/turn my back im defenseless

And to go blind seams senseless

If I hide my pride and let it all go on/then they'll

Take from me till everything is gone

If I let them go ill be outdone

But if I try to catch them ill be outrun

If im killed by the questions like a cancer

Then ill be buried in the silence of the answer

{By myself}

{Myself}

I ask why but in my mind

I find I can't rely on myself

{Myself}

I ask why but in my mind

I find I can't rely on myself

I can't hold on

{To what I want when im stretched so thin}

It's all too much to take in

I can't hold on

{To anything watching everything spin}

With thoughts of failure sinking in

How do you think/I've lost so much

Im so afraid/I'm out of touch

How do you expect/I will know what to do

When all I know/ is what you tell me to

Don't you know?

I can't tell you how to make it go

No matter what I do. How hard I try

I can't seem to convince myself why

I'm stuck on the outside

Don't you know?

I can't tell you how to make it go

No matter what I do. How hard I try

I can't seem to convince myself why

I'm stuck on the outside

I can't hold on

{To what I want when im stretched so thin}

It's all too much to take in

I can't hold on

{To anything watching everything spin}

With thoughts of failure sinking in

I can't hold on

{To what I want when im stretched so thin}

It's all too much to take in

I can't hold on

{To anything watching everything spin}

With thoughts of failure sinking.

Kagome ran over to Inuyasha whose eyes were glazed over and holding onto his hair like a lifeline.

"Inuyasha are you okay?" Kagome asked worriedly.

No response.

"Inuyasha?"

"Inuyasha?!?!" Kagome yelled panicking.

Inuyasha blinked taking a huge wait off Kagome's shoulders.

"Inuyasha what happened?!"

Shinma stepped up.

"I knew id happen." Shinma said calmly.

"Yeah me too." Sakura agreed.

"What happened?" Inuko and Mihoku asked walking up behind the two youkai women.

"He has his song now." Shinma and Sakura said in unison.

"His song?" Kagome asked looking as if they were crazy.

"Everyone has their song." Shinma explained "it reflects their life, who, and what they are. Its like an explanation of themselves."

"Have you got your song?" Sango asked Shinma and Sakura.

"Yeah. Ours are the same." Sakura said looking to the bearer of the question.

"They are "Goin' under" and "haunted" by evanescence and "paper cut" and "crawling" by Linkin park." Sakura stated ticking them off on her fingers.

"Why do you have four?" Miroku asked.

"Our lives were different and more complicated and we grew up together to answer your next question. We met on the internet." Shinma smiled at her best friend.

"So Inuyasha has found his song? Will it be his only song?" Kagome questioned.

"Most likely it wont his last but yes it is his song. I think it has a lot to do with Kikyo does it not?" Sakura asked the male hanyou (on the floor).

"Yeah."

"Thought so."

"Will I get a song?" Kagome asked.

"Mortals wont be affected by their song like us it makes them feel like it hit them deep in their heart." Sakura stated.

"Oh." Miroku, Sango, and Kagome said.

"Come on we have to be going before the boss gets here." Inuko said walking over and turning on the regular lights.

Everybody moaned.

"Hey can I grab a few c.d's?" Kagome asked helping Inuyasha off the floor.

"Sure. Pick em out an lets go!" Mihoku said.

"Don't I have to pay for them?" Kagome asked.

"No." Shinma stated as if it was obvious.

"Oh. OHHHH Thanks!" Kagome ran through picking out the c.ds.

"Kay lets go we've got shoppin to do for our road trip!" Sakura said excitedly.

"YAY ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP!" Shinma jumping up and down (yes I am an idiot aren't I) excitedly.

"Your going on a road trip too?" Kagome asked.

"Yep Yep!" Shinma and Sakura said in unison.

"Where are you going?" Kagome asked again.

"I don't know and quit frankly don't care as long as we get out off this city!" Mihoku shouted to the ceiling.

"We're going nowhere too! Do you guy want to team up and go together?" Kagome asked.

"YEAH!" Sakura, Shinma and Inuko shouted.

"Damn you! Damn you!" Mihoku shouted to the ceiling again.

"What are you shouting at?" Sakura asked.

"That bug." Mihoku pointed to a HUGE bug on the ceiling.

"Ewww that's an ugly bastered!" Sakura said pulling a bat out of her back pocket.

"Where did you get that?" Inuyasha questioned.

"Do you really want to know?" Was her response.

"No no its okay." Inuyasha sweatdropped.

"Hey were it go?" Shinma asked holding a jar in her hands.

Sakura held the edge of her bat to Shinma's face.

Shinma shuttered. "Ewwww. That's just wrong man! Just sick and wrong!"

Twenty minutes later

"All done!" Shinma announced locking the gate to the store.

"ZzZzZzZz." Was herd from the bench outside the store.

"Get your lazy ass up!" Inuko pushed Sakura off the bench.

"What the? You" Sakura pointed an accusing finger at Inuko. "You will die!"

"And is that the six hundredth or seven hundredth time you've said that?" Inuko asked with a smirk.

"Actually it was the 1,673 rd time she's said that to you. Well at least this weak that I know of." Shinma stated in the background.

Everyone looked at her dumbfounded.

"What? I get bored! What else am I supposed to do?!" Shinma asked.

"Umm I don't know maybe DO YOUR JOB!" Mihoku shouted the last part.

"Don't you get snappy with me boy! I will roll yo ass down town till you cant get up! Bet it" Shinma put her hands on her hips.

"Umm okay. I wonder how Shippo's doing?" Kagome asked looking towards Inuyasha.

"Did you say Shippo?" Sakura asked.

"Yeah why?"

"Is he a kitsune?"

"Yeah why?!" Inuyasha asked irritated.

"That's my daddy! Do you know Kirara the fire cat?" Sakura asked her ears going crazy under her bandanna.

"Yeah." Sango said stepping up."Shes my fire cat."

"She's my mom!" Sakura smiled.

Everyone's but Shinma, Sakura, Mihoku, And Inuko's faces. O_o

"What?" Sakura asked innocently (*cough* yeah right. cough).

"Oh nothing." Kagome waved her hand up and down.

"Lets get going." Miroku said walking ahead closely fallowed by Sango.

"I need to get Inuyasha some leather pants." Kagome winked at the other girls. Shinma and Sakura cought on right away and smiled deviously at their boyfriends.

"What is leather?" Sango questioned.

Shinma gasped. "She no knows what leather is!" She, Kagome, and Sakura took Sango into a huddle.

"Leather is a black fabric that clings to you. Tight." Shinma smiled.

"Oh. Ohhhh!" Sango got the idea and smiled at Miroku.

"Why do I have a bad feeling about this?" Inuyasha asked Inuko and Mihoku.

"Well let's put it this way. Leather is a VERY tight fabric that clings to you and is impossible to get on without some help. You can barley move in them either."

"Greeeaaattt!" was his only response.

"Where do we go to get those though?" Sango asked.

"D.E.B!" Shinma and Sakura shouted together.

"OFF TO D.E.B!" Kagome shouted. And took Shinma's hand who took Sakura's hand who took Sango's hand and they ran off to the store. The men running not far behind.

"Yay lighters!" Shinma shouted picking up ten lighter. (a/n I don't know if d.e.b sells lighters but it does in this fic)

"Slow down there pyro!" Sakura exclaimed taking ten of now the twenty lighters Shinma was carrying.

Shinma glared at her. "You're a pyro too so shut up!"

"Don't forget our fascination with pointy, shinny, and sharp objects!" Sakura smiled.

" Hey do you gots any dragon lighters?" Shinma asked the clerk at the counter.

"Sure do!" The clerk pulled out a box of lighters.

"Sakura what about these?" Shinma asked holding up two black dragons that had blue flames protruding from the mouth.

"That's our Gemini set." The clerk said.

"We'll take them." Sakura said happily.

There you go another chappie done please have mercy on my soul for not updating sooner I made it longer though! Pleases r&r lov Shinma.