Hello it's me Shinma. Well here is the NEXT CHAPTER. I don't own Inuyasha but I do own my own characters.

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(Sesshomeru) You annoy me die.

Chapter 8: explaining to mother dearest.

"Now that you lil pyros have your lighters." Kagome said dragging them into the men's section. "We have shopping to do."

"Owwie!" Shinma and Sakura whined as they were being pulled by their ears. Kagome had stuck her hand under their bandanas.

"Le go. Le go! " Shinma whined some more even after Kagome had let go of her ear.

"Shinma. . ." Sakura said.

"Yeah?"

"Shut up."

"Okay."

"Where are those boys?" Sango asked. (Thought I forgot about her huh?)

"WHERE'S MY KO?!" Shinma shouted through out the store.

"Shinma don't make me take your lighter away." Kagome warned.

"No Shinma must have her lighter or Shinma will. . ." Shinma trailed off looked at the ceiling then the floor and walked off like a zombie.

"What's with her?" Sango asked Sakura.

"Short attention span." Sakura said then stopped when she herded a squeal.

"OOO I want this one! Oh and this one! I just have to get this one!" Sango, Sakura, and Kagome walked over to were the squeals of joy.

When they got there they sweat dropped. Shinma was holding up three pairs of the same baggy black jeans.

"C'mon we have men to play Barbie's with." Sakura dragged Shinma to the men section again.

Shinma hung her head. "I never had a Barbie. Well I did but they got taken away after I took all their heads off." She smiled insanely.

"You scare me." Sango stated and backed up a bit.

"She'll grow on you. . . eventually." Sakura said dragging Shinma by her back collar and her butt dragging on the floor.

"Lil men lil men. Come here lil men." Kagome called and looked through clothes racks.

"Aha!" Kagome dragged the four men out of a pajama rack.

"Man she's good." Miroku said and winced as he was pulled by his earings.

"Yeah in know." Inuyasha said with a dreamy look on his face.

"Wow dude your moms strong!" Mihoku exclaimed as his pierced ear too pulled him.

"Yeah I kinnda figured that out." Inuko winced as he was pulled by his pierced dog-ear.

"Kagome." Inuyasha whined.

"Yeah."

"Can I get my ear pierced?" Inuyasha asked hopefully.

Kagome stopped dead. Inuyasha started to scoot away but stopped when Kagome turned around with a smile on her face.

"Of course! It would look cute!" Kagome squealed.

Everybody sighed in relief.

"We'll get that done when we're done in here." Kagome paused. "Where are we gonna find a place to give a youkai a piercing?" Kagome asked turning to Shinma.

"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME FOR?!" Shinma snapped.

"Sakura?" Kagome asked.

"We got Inuko's done at a Clair's it has a youkai that does the piercing." Sakura pointed to a stored on a lower level.

"OKAY!" Kagome exclaimed.

"Now lets get these lil kiddies dressed all pretty!" Sango said evilly.

The guys visibly shuttered.

:::Ten minutes later:::

"Okay I've got two pairs of leather black pants, one red and one white button down silk shirt, a studded belt, and a pair of biker gloves." Kagome said pushing Inuyasha into a dressing room.

"I got two pairs of leather pants, one black and one dark red button down silk shirt, and two studded belts." Shinma pushed Inuko into the dressing room next to Inuyasha.

"I have two pairs of leather pants, one dark blue and one dark purple button down silk shirt, and a studded belt." Sango pushed Miroku into the dressing room on the right of Inuko.

"I have two pairs of leather pants, one black and one dark purple button down silk shirts, a pair of biker gloves, and a studded belt." Sakura tried to push Mihoku into the dressing room right of Miroku when he blocked and asked.

"I thought we were gonna play Barbie's? Arnt you gonna dress me?" He asked with a raised eyebrow. Three other audible "yeahs" were heard.

"NO." The four women said bluntly and Sakura pushed Mihoku in. Mihoku joined in the inaudible whining.

"Oh shut up!" The women snapped.

"Inuyasha you can just sit!" Kagome yelled.

"Ack!" There was two thumps.

"Mommy!" Inuko whined as he crawled out of the dressing room. "What'd you do that for?" He whined some more.

"How. . . you. . . I. . . I'm so confused." Kagome said slumping into the chair behind her.

"Oh Inuko you okay?" Shinma asked as she sat on the floor and laid his head in her lap.

'Why does that look so familiar?' Kagome asked herself.

FLASHBACK

"INUYASHA!" Kagome screamed to a human Inuyasha who was hanging up side down by a spider youkai.

'Kagome.' Was Inuyasha's only thought.

(Sitting in another room)

"Why. . ." Inuyasha started a sentence.

"Hmm?" Kagome looked down to the human Inuyasha that had his head in her lap.

"Why were you crying?" Inuyasha asked opening his eyes.

"I was afraid I'd loose you." (or something like that) Kagome responded.

"Hmmm." Inuyasha mumbled. "You smell nice."

"Thank you. . . Hey wait I thought you said you hated my scent?!" Kagome asked/exclaimed.

"I lied." Was Inuyasha's response before he fell asleep.

END FLASHBACK

'Now I remember!' Kagome smiled at the couple.

"Kagome!" Inuyasha grunted from the floor.

"Oh are you okay?" Kagome asked and helped Inuyasha off the floor.

"Whatever." Inuyasha huffed.

"Look I'm sorry." Kagome gave him a peck on the cheek and put her arms around his naked shoulders from behind then pointed to Shinma and Inuko.

"Look familiar?" Kagome asked.

"Yeah." Inuyasha smiled. "It was when I was human."

"Yeah and it was the first real compliment you gave me." Kagome smiled into his neck.

"So how were you able to "sit" Inuko?" Sango asked.

"Un know." Kagome shrugged.

"She did it by this! See look look!" Shinma tugged at a rosary around the young hanyou's neck.

"I'm sorry sweetie I didn't mean to hurt you." Kagome cooed as she hugged her son.

"It's okay just please don't do it again." Inuko smiled wierly.

"Deal." Kagome smiled back.

"We miss anything?" The two monks asked at the same time.

"No not really." Sakura pushed Mihoku back into a dressing room. "Get a shirt on!"

"All yall get a shirt on." Sango pointed at the men who all were, quite conveniently, topless.

Kagome pushed all the men back in. "Hurry hurry im waiting."

Kagome, Sango, Shinma, and Sakura all dragged chairs to the dressing room entrance. Shinma reached behind her back and pulled a HUGE bag of gummy bears to sit in her lap.

"OOO gummy bears!" Sakura squealed and tried to take the o so sugary treat away.

"Hey gimmi those back!" Shinma whined as the great gummy bear war began.

"There mine!"

"No mine!"

"No mine!"

"No mine!"

"No mine!"

"Mine!"

"Mine!"

"How bout there mine." Kagome snatched the bag away from the two playing tug-a-war with it.

"That aint nice." Sango whined. "You didn't offer me any."

"Oh so sorry here." Kagome reached into the bag and handed her a handful of the chewy goodness that was gummy bears.

"I despise you." Sakura lowered her head and growled.

"oh poor baby." Kagome sarcastically added a fake French ascent.

"Ahem." All the girls looked up and saw four men in tight leather pants, button down shirts that were open, and each had a studded belt on. Kagome and Sango promptly dropped the gummies close to their mouths.

"Sexy man sexy man." Shinma said in a singsong voice looking Inuko strait in the eye.

"Niiiice!" Sakura's voice trailed.

"Gimmi Gimmi!" Sango was held back by Kagome everyone with this expression cept Sango and Miroku's (which we all know what his face looks like). O_O. Mihoku's ecpresion O_# (twichy eye 4 all u who don't know this one.)

"OOO la la." Was Kagome's response. "ME likey me likey a lot."

The four men just stood there proud of themselves. (Damn their egos)

"Oh stop your gloating." Sakura snapped.

"Now that we played your lil dress up game we get to play ours." Inuyasha suggested getting high-fives from the other guys.

"Why don't I like the sound of that?" Sango asked.

"I have no clue." Shinma said a lil dazed. "Oh sorry what was the question?"

"C'mon guy's." Inuko pulled the three others over to the woman's section.

"Let's torture them with leather." Inuyasha suggested picking up a pear of shinny leather pants.

"All right." Miroku and Mihoku high fived.

"Perfect." Inuyasha held up a shinny leather shirt that looked kinnda like a tube top but came up and tied on the neck kinnda like a choker. The sides came to the around and tied completely exposing the back. (What r those called?!)

"Nice." Inuko held up a shinny leather shirt. It was a spaghetti strap and the bottom came to the middle of the ribs and had strands of leather over the abdomen area.

"Hmmm." Miroku held up a shinny leather shirt that came all the way to the pant line but had slits all the way up the sides and had safety pins to hold them together.

"Mmmm hmmm." Mihoku held a shirt up kinnda like Miroku's but it was cut state through the middle up to under the breast line than had safety pins holding it together.

They all picked up a pair of shinny leather pants, leather biker gloves, and spiked boots.

"Okay! We are back." Inuko announced.

"Great." Kagome and Sakura said sarcastically.

"Now scoot scoot." Inuyasha pushed Kagome into a dressing room with the clothes he picked out.

"Ooo lucky me." Shinma, Sakura, and Sango were all pushed in shortly after.

Inuko, Inuyasha, Mihoku, and Miroku all sat in the chairs the girls were sitting in moments before.

Mihoku (who was in the middle) put his hand behind his back and pulled a huge bag of skittles and started munching down on them.

"Oooo skittles!" Shinma ran out (dressed of course), grabbed the bag, and ran back into the dressing room.

Mihoku just stared after her in disbelief.

"It's okay." Inuko patted his friends back who was still in momentary shock.

"I CANT WAIT TILL YOU GET FAT!" Mihoku suddenly shouted startling the others.

"Bla bla bla." Shinma said sarcastically as she and the others walked out of the dressing rooms.

The boys were speechless...well...sorta.

"Oh here's your bag." Shinma tossed him the empty skittles bag. "They were really good."

"Oh shut up."

"Oh is lil Mihoku gonna cry?" Shinma asked in a baby like voice.

"No you're such a bitch."

"Yeah I know. I try so hard."

"Now all you hush." Kagome said walking back into the dressing room.

:::Ten minutes later:::

"Now that we have all the stuff we need, lets get going." Kagome smiled and pushed the others to the register.

The group of eight walked out of the store and to the lower level into Clair's.

"So what kind of earring do you want?" The youkai woman asked cheerfully.

"This one." Inuyasha pointed to a small gold hoop with a small silver ball in the middle.

"On both ears?" She asked.

"No just this one." Kagome pointed and tweaked Inuyasha's left ear.

"All righty then! Lets get this done!" The youkai put the earring of choice into the gun.

"Ready?" She asked Inuyasha just nodded a small yes.

"Okay all done!" She chirped happily putting away the equipment.

"Really?" Inuyasha asked looking into a mirror she handed him.

"It looks good Inuyasha. It's the perfect earring too!" Kagome winked at him.

Sakura, Shinma, and Sango walked up to them with bags full of studded bracelets, chokers, and hair accessories.

"Lets get goin." Mihoku said popping out of nowhere.

:::In the mall parking lot:::

"C'mon guys lets go to my house and get everything sorted out." Kagome said putting all her and the rest of the feudal groups bags into the trunk with a total of 13 bags and three suitcases. How she did this we'll never know. (They stopped and got suitcases on the way out k?)

"Okay we already have all our stuff in our car." Inuko said popping the trunk and putting three new bags inside. With a grand total of six suitcases, two duffle bags, the three new bags, and two small make up bags. Now THIS we will never know!

"What's with the extra duffle bags?" Inuyasha asked with a raised eyebrow.

"They are our lighters." Shinma and Sakura said in unison making the other group sweat drop.

"And the extra suitcases?" Kagome asked a lil afraid.

"Well lets see they have our point, shinny, and sharp objects in them---oh yeah and plastic sporks. Sporks kick ass man!" Shinma said giving a victory sign with Sakura who added a "yeah".

"Ummm ok? Let's got and ask mom if it's ok that we all go on our trip together." Kagome smiled and got in her car.

"Okie day!" Sakura said and literally jumped into Inuko's car.

The other groups got into the cars, drove out of the mall parking lot, and down the main road back to the Higurashi shrine.

"MOM?! Are you home?!" Kagome asked as she and her friends (and boyfriend) walked in the front door.

"Yes dear?" Mrs. Higurashi asked her only daughter.

"Hey mom I have someone I want you to meet." Kagome pushed Inuko, Shinma, Sakura, and Mihoku in front of her mom.

"Hello nice to meet you my name is (speeding car) Higurashi you can just call me Mrs. or ma'am." Mrs. Higurashi smiled at the new teens.

The little group introduced themselves.

"Inuko your resemble Inuyasha quite a lot if you don't mind me saying." Mrs. Higurashi said with a hand to her chin.

"Well mom that because Inuko he's well my and Inuyasha's son." Kagome prepared herself for the yelling but it never came instead there was a squeal of joy.

"My grand baby!" Mrs. Higurashi glomped poor Inuko.

"Need--- air." Inuko squeaked turning his fourth shade of blue. Mrs. Higurashi let him go.

"So you two will be giving me great grand children?" Mrs. Higurashi asked in excitement. Inuko and Shinma just blushed.

"And you dear boy must be the young monk and Sango-sama's son am I correct?" Mrs. Higurashi asked as Mihoku nodded.

"You Sakura dear, I presume are little Mihoku's intended?" Mrs. Higurashi asked with a motherly smile. Sakura was just a little more than shocked.

"You don't have to answer." Mrs. Higurashi smiled once again.

"Mom we were wondering if we could rent one of those vans and go on our road trip together?" Kagome asked her mother.

"Yes you may." Mrs. Higurashi walked into the kitchen. "You better get to bed now!"

"Okay good night mom." Kagome and the others started up the stairs to the rooms

Okay done with this chappy r&r lov Shinma!