(A/N: I don't own Inuyasha. I like to pretend I do though _;;)

INUYASHA-

Kagome- Sorry everyone I'm not here right now but, pretty pretty please leave a message after the beep! *big cheery smile*

Responces:

Inuyasha- Who the fuck would want to call YOU back? feh.

Kagome- I HEARD THAT!

Inuyasha- oh shit -_-

Kagome- PRICK!

Inuyasha- Why I outt-

Kagome- SIT! *sets it on repeat*

Inuyasha- *incoherent cursing*

Inuyasha- Fucknut! What the fuck is this thing- oh. Please leave a message after the beep...*coughs* fuckers.

Responces:

Laura- WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING A FUCKER?!?!? fucker...

Inuyasha- STFU BIATCH! _

Laura- Why I outt-

Kagome- *puts sit on repeat again*

Inuyasha- Fucknut T_T

Laura- _ Serves you right.

(A/N: He will never learn -_-;)

Sesshomarou- Leave a message after the beep- ANDREA GET OFF OF ME! DAMMIT!

Reponces:

Andrea- No

Sesshy- Yes

Andrea- No

Sesshy- Yes

Andrea- No

Sesshy- Yes

Andrea- No

Sesshy- No

Andrea- Yes

Andrea- SHIT! _

Sesshy- -_-;;

Kouga- Hey there..*winks* Please leave- GAH! *gets glomped by Hilary* must-....breath-...losing-...all-...focus-...shit....

Responces:

Hilary- hehehe..MUST GLOMP KOUGA!

Kouga- NOOOO- *gets glomped repeadtly untill is unconcious*

Hilary- Look he feel asleep in my arms ^_^

Kouga- ............*crickets*............