**Disclaimer**
Like previously stated I don't own the Harry Potter characters I only own Sarah and um... the plot of my story!! Oh before I forget, Strip snap belongs to was a friends idea, so um yah, though you ought to know. Now on to the story!!
~Chapter one~
~Deadly Slippers, Visitors and the Return of Strip Snap~
When the four returned to the house it was well past midnight and all had headed to bed. Harry however wasn't in bed he was thinking about how his life had taken such a dramatic change; it had been horrible and a nightmare, and now it was the complete opposite, it was happy and fun. He started to change and thought about his new found Aunt, Sarah. She had been so cold and serious when he first saw her now she was happy and fun, she had flirted with almost every guy she saw, with in reason but it still held an element of shock.
Now laying down Harry thought about how he had, had fun today his birthday hadn't been forgotten, as he had later learned; they had planned on doing this today, even if Vernon and Petunia wouldn't have let him leave. Harry soon felt his eyelids growing heavy and he slowly drifted off into a restful, happy sleep.
Sarah smiled as she looked at Remus and Sirius, they were talking about how they hoped that Harry had fun. "Remus, I'm positive that he did, I mean look at what we did for him; usually his birthday is forgotten, and they completely ignore him." Sarah pointed out.
"So did you owl the Weasleys?" Sarah asked.
"Sirius was supposed to." Remus replied.
"Well did you?" Sarah asked.
"Why sugar plum, of course I did, they'll be here on the morrow." Sirius replied.
"You're acting like your old self, that's good, just don't hit on me." Sarah told him.
"Fine, I won't be that way." Sirius pouted.
"I will thank you. Now we all need to sleep, it's past two, and what time will our guests be here?" Remus pointed out.
"Around ten." Sirius told them.
"Then I"m turning in, I need my beauty sleep." Sarah said before turning and going off to sleep.
"That's true, we all know that I look better between the two of us." Remus teased.
"You big meanie, I didn't do any thing and now you're teasing me. I'm going to bed. No Sirius I don't need any body to tuck me in thank you very much." Sarah said, remembering how he would ask her every night when they were in school; just to annoy her.
"You're sure, every one wants to be tucked in." Sirius replied.
"Positive." Sarah said, Sirius walked up to bed, and to sleep; leaving Sarah and Remus.
"Well Remus this has been a very fun day, sleep well, I'll see you in the morning and remember I love you." Sarah told him before walking off to bed herself; leaving Remus to his voiced musings.
"If Sarah's Harry's aunt, how come she never told me? Was she waiting to surprise us on the same day." he asked himself. "Oh well I'll ask her later, I should be going to sleep." he said, before calmly walking off in the same direction as his younger sister. He walked up to her bedroom door and knocked. When there was no response he slowly opened the door to see his sisters sleeping form on her bed. He walked over to her and gently pulled the covers over her and kissed her forehead. "I love you too Sar." he whispered to her before walking out and going to sleep himself.
Sirius was the first to wake up the next morning, he sleepily glanced at his alarm clock and saw the time. "There'll be here in fifteen minutes!" he said as he jumped out of bed and ran into Remus's room to wake his sleeping friend. "Reemy it's time to wake up!" he said in a sing-song voice.
"Five minutes, please, go wake Sarah up and come back and wake me. What time is it any way?" Remus asked.
"Quarter till ten." he replied, quickly backing up as to avoid Remus's head as it shot up.
"Why didn't you wake me up sooner?"
"I wasn't up, I just got up."
"Oh, well go wake Sarah up, she'll be mad to find out that she over slept." Remus told Sirius as he got up.
"She'll kill me if I go in there; sure I'll go and wake her up!" Sirius walked out to wake her up. They were going to let Harry sleep in. He walked into Sarah's room just in time to see her run into her bathroom and grab her bathrobe; Sarah had evidently been in the middle of dressing.
"GET OUT SIRIUS!! I'm not dressed! Gosh, ever heard of knocking?!" Sarah exclaimed. When she walked out of the bathroom she had a slipper in each hand as well as two on her feet; she started to walk towards Sirius, a deadly look on her face she only said four words: "Run for your life." Sirius started to run, knowing Sarah would chase him.
Harry was just waking up when he heard a yelp; he went over to his door and opened in time to see Sirius get his head hit with a fluffy blue slipper, that turned his black hair a bright electric blue. The slipper soon started to chase him, and hit him repeatedly. Sirius soon passed Harry, gave him a quick smile in passing and yelped as he was hit with another slipper. Turning his legs blue and like the other one it kept hitting him. Sarah soon passed his room after Sirius. Harry shook his head and walked to the kitchen, the house guiding him. He saw Remus making a pot of tea and breakfast. "Do they do this every morning?" He asked.
"Just about, don't worry the color wears off after about a couple of hours as soon as Sarah forgives him ." Remus told him. "You have time to get dressed, then breakfast should be ready." Remus told him. Just as he did, Sirius landed on the kitchen floor, Sarah landing on top of him, and she started to hit him with yet two more slippers.
"Take that you pervert!" Sarah said. They looked up when they heard laughing; looking at the fireplace they saw the Weasley twins and Ron looking at them and Mr Weasley laughing at them. Sarah promptly got off Sirius and straightened herself up. "Oh hello, I'm sorry I didn't see you there." Sarah muttered, blushing a bright pink.
" Hello Sarah. I hope you got that job, but we're going to miss you at the ministry. Have fun with these three, I think you can, I should be going now, have fun!" Mr. Weasley said, before flooing back to the burrow. Harry looked from Ron and his brothers to his aunt, Remus and Sirius.
"They were coming over here to keep you from getting too much of our influence, or well there's." Remus explained. "I'm going to get ready for the day." he added before walking out.
"Hello George, Fred, Ron, I'm going now you can chat with Sirius the Smurf." she said before turning and walking out as well.
"What's a smurf?" George asked.
"It's an old muggle cartoon, they were small blue people." Sirius explained. "Oh." Fred responded.
"I'm going to go get ready for the day, I'll chat with you later." Sirius said before rushing up the stairs. Harry looked at them, a confused look on his face.
"How does your Dad know Aunt Sarah?" he asked.
"She was the Minister of Magic's stand in, she was the person who was gonna replace him but she turned the offer down to get a job somewhere else, dad says we'll find out soon enough and won't tell, dunno why." Ron explained.
"Sounds kinda like Dumbledore if you ask me." Harry stated.
"Yeah it does, I think she and him are a lot alike but not completely, I mean I don't think Dumbledore would chase someone around Hogwarts, in a fluffy bathrobe and in fluffy slippers throwing slippers at someone; even if it was Snape." George said. Soon they all started to laugh, it was a funny the mental picture that had been painted.
"You two won't be able to look at Severus or Albus and keep a straight face will you?" Remus asked. Surprising the four.
"No we won't." Ron said.
"Are you gonna be teaching this year?" Harry asked, hopefully.
"Yes he will be and so will I." Sarah said as she entered.
"What will you be teaching?" Fred asked.
"Transfiguration, McGonagall is taking a year off, I think to celebrate the graduation of two pranksters." she said looking at Fred and George, a small smirk on her face.
"Us, pull pranks? Never, it offends us to think you'd actually think that!" Fred said innocently.
"Well you have fun, I have some business to attend to." Sarah said. She walked over to the sink and started to turn the hot water nob. They heard Sirius shriek as the water got cold.
"Sarah you should know better than to act like Sirius." Remus scolded.
"But it's so fun!"Sarah said. "Besides I'm just getting him back for pulling all those pranks on me when we were in school."
"Whatever you say, you two are too alike for me."
"Then to be nice I won't turn the cold nob." Sarah said. "I'm in the library." Sarah said as she walked out a door that appeared to the right of the stove.
"It's a door that appears when Sarah want it to, she doesn't always remember where it is and will on occasionally fall through. It's invisible, unless you want to use it." Remus explained.
*three weeks later...*
"Sirius, get your lazy arse off me!" Sarah exclaimed as he sat on her.
"Why sweetums?" Sirius asked, teasing her.
"Because honey, you're too damn fat!" Sarah acting along.
"I can't believe you said that! After that wonderful night last nigh!" Sirius exclaimed.
"I've had better sorry to break it to you." Sarah said.
"Um you two, not in front of Harry and his friends." Remus said.
"Sorry." Sarah said, as she stood up by pulling herself up with the couches arm making Sirius fall onto the ground.
"I'm going to bed I have to go to Hogwarts tomorrow, to settle in." Sarah said going up the stairs, and to bed.
"Alright, I'm going to teach you three a little game I like to call strip snap." Sirius stated, he looked at Remus, smirking.
"And no strip snap!" Sarah's voice sounded in the hall.
"Did anyone hear anything?" Sirius asked, then paused waiting for nods or shakes of heads, of which he got neither. "I guess no on did."
"I can't believe you're going to teach them that." Remus scowled.
"I learned that my third year, and poor Harry and Ron are sixth years and they don't know how, and poor George and Fred have graduated trying to get more detentions than myself and they don't even know." Sirius said.
"Fine have it your way, I'm going to play to show you that there is someone who shouldn't be played against." Remus stated as he moved his chair by the table.
Sarah knew that she shouldn't have left, not with Sirius acting like his old self. She wanted to get a fair amount of sleep, and believed that Remus would have enough reason to keep Sirius from doing anything too crazy, like strip snap. She changed and was just about to fall asleep when she heard it. She figured it to be a figment of her imagination and laid down on her bed. Then she heard it again: "Oops looks like I lost again!" She sat up and after throwing on her bathrobe walked down stairs and into the den.
"I can't believe that you're playing this game!" Sarah said, she looked at Harry who was in the process of removing his pants and already had his shirt off. "Harry you put your cloths back on and go up to bed." Sarah sternly said. Her gaze fell on the two Weasleys, George and Fred. "God you two put your cloths back on, I'm amazed Arther's children don't know how to play snap! I should talk to him it's a shame he was the best in his grade. Ron put your shirt on and off to bed with you three as well!" she said.
"Um Sarah, you can't tell us what to do." Fred said, earning a frightening look from Sarah.
"You'll do what I tell you to in my house!" she said. The twins finished dressing and raced up he stairs for their dear lives. Finally her gaze fell on Remus and Sirius. "Firstly, Sirius put your cloths on, I hope you don't show of your Slytherin colored boxers, what a shame you should have pride to have been in Gryffindor, and you go around in Slytherin.... it's a shame to even think about it!" Sarah said. Sirius looked at his boxers, they hadn't looked like that when he put them on, they were now green and silver. He pulled his pants on and ran up the stairs. His wails of ' Not my favorite boxers!' were heard all over the house. Sarah look at a fully dressed Remus.
"I taught them not to play." he told her.
"You may have but I asked you not to play." Sarah said. "I'm going up to bed and I'm leaving early in the morning, good night." Sarah told him. "I'll see you at Hogwarts. Love you" she said as she walked up the stairs and to bed.
~Author's note~
That ends chapter one of my story. I hope you like it so far. I still need a title and I can't think of one, if anyone can please tell me in a review, I'll use your name in the story! (Do bribes work for you ppl??) this is my first Harry Potter fic and I'm not sure if you like it, so please review, I live off them!!!
