It's me!!! Ok well im sorry I haven't updated much, it's hard to translate
and go to school and have a life out of ff net! O wait, * ponders * I don't
have a life out of ff net!!
Disclaimer: I'm. Too sexy for my disclaimer. Too sexy for my disclaimer...
Umm ok well you're all wondering where Sango and Miroku and Shippou are. Well....im not telling.... they come now so don't worry. Iv decided that a Sango x Sesshomaru would be most amusing, but where to start! 2 time periods and not one good place to begin a plot. Im so pathetic.
And so it continues....
Kaede walked out of the hut with a yellow gold glow around her. Inuyasha jumped up out of the tree he was perched in. "how...how is she?" "She has...she has... amnesia...." Inuyasha looked stunned. "No" he breathed. "And Kikyou.... she... well she's cheating on you for Naraku." "Whaa..." "Shippou is on crack, Inuyasha; he won't make it much longer either...." Inuyasha falls to the ground dramatically, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
NAW im kidding ya. Heh heh Shippou on crack...
Well on with the REAL story...I promise.
Inuyasha sat perched in Goshinboku, looking down at Kaede's hut. His ears where sore from being swiveled forward, straining to hear any noises that where coming from Kaede's hut. All he could hear was Kaede telling the village messenger to go get the tajiya and the village priest, because it was urgent. Inuyasha perked up a bit. 'Could that hag mean Sango and Miroku?'
Sure enough he caught the scent of his old pals heading towards the hut. They smelled different than last time and someone else was with them. The messenger pulled back the reeds and they entered. Inuyasha burst into the hut. "Why do they get to come in and I woah!!" Sango Miroku and Shippou all took it upon them selves to tackle Inuyasha to the dirt and proceed to hug him till he was purple. Kirara chewed on Inuyasha's ears while Shippou was covering Inuyasha's face and planting kisses in his hair. "Inuyasha Inuyasha Inuyasha you back your back yay im so happy I thought you left for good!!!" "Miffow fet moffah mah hace!!" Sango began to laugh her ass off and Miroku tried desperately to pry the hyper kitsune off before Inuyasha used Tessuiga. (A/N It is spelled with 2 S's in the Japanese version and that is what I go by so o well.)
Miroku succeeded and then pulled Inuyasha into a hug. "Old friend I knew you would be back Buhhda would not allow us to be separated!" "WHO ARE YOU CALLING OLD?!?!" Inuyasha shouted. "Inuyasha relax it's a terminology!" Inuyasha mumbled something about words being confusing and tossed in a few 'feh's' here and there. Then, being the baka he is, remembered what he was really there for.
"Kagome!" Kaede took her role and walked out of the only other room in the hut. "Quiet yourself child! Kagome is asleep for now let her rest." Inuyasha closed his open mouth and plopped down onto the floor and crossed his arms. Sango sat quietly im Miroku's arms while Shippou played with Kirara and Kaede boiled them some stew from the hunt. Inuyasha peeked out and looked over at the tajiya.
'She smells different I wonder if Miroku claimed her, before if Miroku and her sat like that she would scream hentai baka until her throat was sore and beat him with hirakotsu till he was puffy.' "Feh" was his only audible comment. Kaede tried feebly to make conversation with the troubled hanyou but he was lost in thought. Sango sighed and leaned deeper into Miroku's grasp and for the first time Inuyasha notices he wasn't trying to grope her. 'What the hell?!?!'
The Sango thing bothered him so much he just couldn't take it anymore. "SANGO WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!! THAT'S MIROKU IN CASE YOU HAVENT NOTICED!!!" Sango blushed. "Nani? I ...uhh...well...we...heh...that is..." "Were going to get married" said Miroku helping her along. Sango was blushing furiously and Miroku beamed. "She's pregnant" he said matter of factly. Sango was as red as Inuyasha's haori and clutching her slightly bulging tummy.
Inuyasha became interested and went over to feel the kicking child and listen to the synchronized heartbeat of child and mother. Sango melted and pulled his hand over to where the baby lay and he could feel his tiny hands and feet. He looked up at her with adoring eyes and secretly wished he and Kagome had a child.
Kaede disappeared and came back into the room and came out with a drowsy Kagome. Inuyasha stared, her pink silver white and blue kimono was blotched with blood and her shoulder was bandaged. In her eyes she wore a forlorn look and in her chest she bore a broken heart, betrayed by her first two lovers.
Hai sad ending but it needed something I will start on 7 now PLEASE review if I don't get any I wont post my Otame no Taki story. It will be good. My friend gave me the funniest idea in the world. Ya know that six flags commercial with the old man dancing in front of the bus? Well...next time you see it replace the man with Miroku!!! Its funny!!!
Disclaimer: I'm. Too sexy for my disclaimer. Too sexy for my disclaimer...
Umm ok well you're all wondering where Sango and Miroku and Shippou are. Well....im not telling.... they come now so don't worry. Iv decided that a Sango x Sesshomaru would be most amusing, but where to start! 2 time periods and not one good place to begin a plot. Im so pathetic.
And so it continues....
Kaede walked out of the hut with a yellow gold glow around her. Inuyasha jumped up out of the tree he was perched in. "how...how is she?" "She has...she has... amnesia...." Inuyasha looked stunned. "No" he breathed. "And Kikyou.... she... well she's cheating on you for Naraku." "Whaa..." "Shippou is on crack, Inuyasha; he won't make it much longer either...." Inuyasha falls to the ground dramatically, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
NAW im kidding ya. Heh heh Shippou on crack...
Well on with the REAL story...I promise.
Inuyasha sat perched in Goshinboku, looking down at Kaede's hut. His ears where sore from being swiveled forward, straining to hear any noises that where coming from Kaede's hut. All he could hear was Kaede telling the village messenger to go get the tajiya and the village priest, because it was urgent. Inuyasha perked up a bit. 'Could that hag mean Sango and Miroku?'
Sure enough he caught the scent of his old pals heading towards the hut. They smelled different than last time and someone else was with them. The messenger pulled back the reeds and they entered. Inuyasha burst into the hut. "Why do they get to come in and I woah!!" Sango Miroku and Shippou all took it upon them selves to tackle Inuyasha to the dirt and proceed to hug him till he was purple. Kirara chewed on Inuyasha's ears while Shippou was covering Inuyasha's face and planting kisses in his hair. "Inuyasha Inuyasha Inuyasha you back your back yay im so happy I thought you left for good!!!" "Miffow fet moffah mah hace!!" Sango began to laugh her ass off and Miroku tried desperately to pry the hyper kitsune off before Inuyasha used Tessuiga. (A/N It is spelled with 2 S's in the Japanese version and that is what I go by so o well.)
Miroku succeeded and then pulled Inuyasha into a hug. "Old friend I knew you would be back Buhhda would not allow us to be separated!" "WHO ARE YOU CALLING OLD?!?!" Inuyasha shouted. "Inuyasha relax it's a terminology!" Inuyasha mumbled something about words being confusing and tossed in a few 'feh's' here and there. Then, being the baka he is, remembered what he was really there for.
"Kagome!" Kaede took her role and walked out of the only other room in the hut. "Quiet yourself child! Kagome is asleep for now let her rest." Inuyasha closed his open mouth and plopped down onto the floor and crossed his arms. Sango sat quietly im Miroku's arms while Shippou played with Kirara and Kaede boiled them some stew from the hunt. Inuyasha peeked out and looked over at the tajiya.
'She smells different I wonder if Miroku claimed her, before if Miroku and her sat like that she would scream hentai baka until her throat was sore and beat him with hirakotsu till he was puffy.' "Feh" was his only audible comment. Kaede tried feebly to make conversation with the troubled hanyou but he was lost in thought. Sango sighed and leaned deeper into Miroku's grasp and for the first time Inuyasha notices he wasn't trying to grope her. 'What the hell?!?!'
The Sango thing bothered him so much he just couldn't take it anymore. "SANGO WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!! THAT'S MIROKU IN CASE YOU HAVENT NOTICED!!!" Sango blushed. "Nani? I ...uhh...well...we...heh...that is..." "Were going to get married" said Miroku helping her along. Sango was blushing furiously and Miroku beamed. "She's pregnant" he said matter of factly. Sango was as red as Inuyasha's haori and clutching her slightly bulging tummy.
Inuyasha became interested and went over to feel the kicking child and listen to the synchronized heartbeat of child and mother. Sango melted and pulled his hand over to where the baby lay and he could feel his tiny hands and feet. He looked up at her with adoring eyes and secretly wished he and Kagome had a child.
Kaede disappeared and came back into the room and came out with a drowsy Kagome. Inuyasha stared, her pink silver white and blue kimono was blotched with blood and her shoulder was bandaged. In her eyes she wore a forlorn look and in her chest she bore a broken heart, betrayed by her first two lovers.
Hai sad ending but it needed something I will start on 7 now PLEASE review if I don't get any I wont post my Otame no Taki story. It will be good. My friend gave me the funniest idea in the world. Ya know that six flags commercial with the old man dancing in front of the bus? Well...next time you see it replace the man with Miroku!!! Its funny!!!
