(A/N I made a C on my test!! Yes!! I'm so HaPPY!!! *starts to cry* um..nope i don't cry if i'm happy lol just wondered wat those girls that go in those contest feel like when they try to cry saying 'Oh my god I'm so happy!! and start cring! OGOD give me a break!! comeon who the hell cries when they're happy? i cry if i laugh to hard but come on happy? wat a bunch of bullshit!! lol anyway thaxs for reviews!! I love ya'll so much!!)





Title: Chapter 2: How hard could being a man be?

*** "Grandma did you and aunt Sango really run away?" Kikyo asked staring at her grandmother in disbelief. "Yes, Kikyo I ran away. When you are older you'll understand that I didn't have much of a choice." Kagome said looking at her granddaughter. "So who was Mr. Hobo?" Kikyo asked making Kagome laugh alittle. {Inuyasha use to call him Hobo...} she thought. "He was the man I was suppose to marry but didn't." Kikyo nodded and let her grand mother continue the story. "Well after we got out of that house we......"

!! Sango and Kagome stopped running when they came into town. "So where do they serve food around here?" Kagome asked, she had not eat anything all day so she was starving. Sango looked around and spotted a small bar. "Well how about the bar? It will be cheap and nobody would look for us there." Sango suggested. Kagome looked at the bar, it was made out of old wood and was grayish-brown, with one or two small windows, and you could here all the men in there were drunk because they we're talking so loud you could hear their words slur.

Kagome nodded and started to walk in but Sango stopped her. "Kagome you can't walk in there like that!" Sango said, and Kagome gave her a confused look. "You're moving your hips to much. Here walk like this. " Sango said has she walked around Kagome. She nodded and tried but didn't walk 'like a man' has Sango put it. Sango shook her head "I give up, Come on lets go they wont notice...I hope"



They walked into the bar and yep like they thought almost everybody was drunk, and there was only about 7 women there. Sango started to walk to the bartender and Kagome followed. "What can I get ya and hurry it up I got better things to do then be serving you." He said while winking at a girl next to Kagome on the bar but she wasn't paying attention to him. "Um..Can I have a glass of grape juice?" Kagome asked trying not to notice all the strange looks and was it just her or were some girls checking her out? Kagome wanted to puke at that thought.



The bartender eyed Kagome and looked at Sango when she coughed. "I'll have a glass of milk. " And the bartender nodded and got them they're drinks. Sango looked at hers and 'ewwed' at it, because it was spoiled but by the look the bartender was giving her she didn't say anything and paid the man, and pushed it aside. Kagome looked at her grape juice and did the same has Sango because she could have swore she saw a bug or two in it.



Kagome felt a tap on her shoulder and turned around to see a big man with tattoos and such. "You trying to still my woman?" He asked while cracking his knuckles. Kagome stared at the man and was froze. "uh...no sir...." She said and he took her by her shirt and started o left her up. "That what I thought but I don't like you so I'll beat the shit out of you anyway." He said raising his fist and Kagome closed her eyes waiting for the punch but it never came. She opened them to see Sango had kicked him and was now looking at about 40 men starting to get up ready to fight.

"Sango?" Kagome asked. "Yeah..." Sango asked. " I think we should run now." Sango nodded "yeah that would be a good idea right now.."She said and her and Kagome took off with a bunch of pissed off men behind them. "Kagome how did we get in this!?!?!" Sango said turning a corner into an ally. "I don't know!! Where are we going!?!" Kagome asked has she and Sango tried to lose the crowd. "Um..well we are near the docks so I'm trying to find the 'S.S. Fuck You to Hell'(I thought ya'll could use something that would make ya'll like 'wat?' " Sango said coming out of the ally now by the docks looking at the boats has she ran. "Is it really called that!?!" Kagome asked has she ran after Sango with some off the drunk men behind them. "Yep and here it is!" She said running up and running up the boat ramp and onto the boat.

They took raged breaths glad they had finally lost the bunch of drunk men. They both looked up when they heard some one talking to them. "What the hell are you two doing on my boat!?!?!" A man with long sliver hair asked glaring down at them. "Uh....We heard the boat need some cabin boys and we thought we could be the cabin boys and travel with you and your crew." Sango said.



"Inuyasha let the boys stay. They could clean this place up and serve us food and stuff think about it!" A man with short black hair tied in a ponytail at the nape of his neck. Inuyasha didn't have time to argue with Miroku because they needed to leave. They weren't suppose to leave till morning but he was tired of staying there. "Grrr Fine! Shippo!?!?!" Inuyasha yelled and a short little man appeared. "What is it?' he asked not to happy about Inuyasha's yelling. "Show these freaks to their room. "With that he left ., with Miroku following him talking about Inuyasha needing people skills.

Shippo looked up at them, "Hi i'm Shippo follow me." With that said he walked down the boat, in a hall and down more stairs then stopped at a door. "Here's your room and you will serve dinner at 7:30pm every night, starting to night, breakfast at 5:45 am, and lunch at 12pm, don't be late or that bastard Inuyasha who gotts his undies in a bunch will be mad and kick you off. Bye and see you in well...an hour."



Kagome and Sango nodded and walked into their so called 'room'. It was so small!! it had 2 beds, a small dresser, a mirror and a tiny bathroom, it was really dusty with cob webs. "Well isn't this just nice." Sango said looking around thge room in disgust. "Well after dinner we'll just have to clean it up abit k?" Kagome said sitting on her bed which a new hole was made when she sat down. Kagome screamed when the bedding under her fell and her butt hit the hard floor. Sango started to laugh her head off.

"Shut up!! Come on help me up so we can fix dinner." Kagome said and grabbed Sangos offered hand pulling her self up. "Well I thought it was funny. Well lets go find the kitchen if we can that is..." Sango said has she and Kagome walked out the doors and down hallways trying to find the kitchen.





Inuyasha walked into his office and was ready to choke Miroku. "Well you are always saying this place needs to be clean! I though getting some people to help clean would help you." Miroku said {Though I wish they were girls instead. Damn Inuyasha wont let any girls on this Damn boat!} he thought. "I don't give a damn Miroku!! If they make one mess up they are both dead! You hear me!?!?!" Inuyasha said glaring at Miroku. "Yeah, yeah I hear you." He said walking out into the hall.

Koga had been listening to their convostation (bad koga!!) and loved getting Inuyasha pissed off. Koga hated Inuyasha, all of his life he had come in second of Inuyasha and he hated it! If he got a girlfriend that was pretty Inuyasha would get a prettier one. If Koga bought a stake, Inuyasha would get a bigger one, and if he got a boat Inuyasha would get a bigger one and Koga would end up joining, that's how he got here.

After about eighteen wrong rooms and several doors Kagome and Sango found the kitchen. "Well what should be make?" Kagome asked. "Well what would you eat if you rode on a boat called the 'S.S. Fuck You to Hell'?"Sango asked smiling thinking the name was just really weird. "I don't know how about he fix some Ramen?" Kagome asked. "Yeah sure hey how did you know that they might like that?" Sango asked. "Because every cabinet I have looked in all they have is Ramen." Kagome said and the looked for the pots and stuff and started to cook.

"Done!" Kagome said has she finished cooking the Ramen. "Good, I guess every thing is ready...The table is set and the food is ready so lets go!" Sango said. They started back down toward their room that is if they were going in the right direction seeing has they weren't sure where they had come from.

Inuyasha shot out of his seat and ran to the dinning room and sat down, he could smell the Ramen from his office!! Miroku and the crew had, heard the foot steps of Inuyasha and ran after him, they knew Inuyasha would eat every thing if they didn't get there before he could. But when they got there the Ramen was half was done. "Damnit Inuyasha!!! Can't you wait on us??" Miroku said and glared at Inuyasha like the rest of the crew.

They all at down and eat, while talking with their mouths full, burping, and putting their feet on the table and scratch it like men do. (No offense to guys ) They talked about a bunch of stupid junk nobody really cares about. (You know guys will talk and ur checking out other guys and ur like yeah sure watever, lmao j/k j/k ) Kagome and Sango were lost and decided to just head back to the kitchen to see if the men were done eating.

Koga saw them and he looked at Kagome, he could have swore she looked like that rich mans daughter. "Hey you!"Koga yelled and Kagome walked up to him. "Yeah?" She asked. "What is your name? You look familiar." Kagome froze she remembered him! He was Kaoga! Her dad was going to make her marry him till he found out Koga wasn't rich. {Shit this isn't good!} Kagome thought. "Um..its Kagome...Phosphoric:" ( lol its something cokes made of lol I couldn't think do I grabbed something and looked at the words and used one I didn't know .lol. ) Koga stared at her and nodded. "You looked like that rich mans daughter what's her name... I think it was Kagoma or something.

Inuyasha eyed Kagome {He's kind of cute..What in the seven hells!!! Oh no I'm starting to sound gay!!! God damnit I'm not gay!! I just need to get out of here for a bit} he thought and walked out said and soon everybody left and Sango and Kagome cleaned the table off and did the dishes.







(A/N hey ppl wat you think so far??? Good bad ?? let me know!!!