( lol once again sorry for the long wait u see i have 3 stories going on one is my ask the gang2 the other one is 'Run' and my last one is called 'Rain' but itsa an oraginal fic and is on ff.press. lol. any way on with the story!)

*** "Grandma!! Grandpa and uncle Miroku knew about you!?! " Kikyo shouted. she was enjoyinh the story she almost for got that everything would turn out ok. Kagome just laughed a little,"We'll you'll just have to find out and let me finish. k?" And Kikyo nodded her head wanting to know what happend. "Well it was around dinner time so me and Sango were cooking...."

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Kagome and Sango had put the new stuff in their rooms an had made their beds, Kagome was happy cause now she could sleep on a bed with no holes!! "Kagome how long do you plan on cooking ramen?" Sango asked seeing the once yellow ramen turn brown.

"Huh? Wha- oh my god!!" Kagome grabbed the pot hande and lifted the pot of hot ramen up only to find out the handle is hot too and she flings the pot over head and have it land on Sango.

"HOT!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh Damn it get it off!!!" Sango yelled running around like an idiot.

"I'm trying!!" Kagome yelled has she grabbed a broom and tryied to knock the pot of Sangos head. But alll she manage to do was beat the shit out of Sango's poor head.Sango finaly pulled the pot off her head and she wasn't a very happy little bunny right now. "hhehe sorry Sango...Sango?"

Kagome was starting to get scared when Sango put a huge fake smile on her face, and she only did that when she was really pissed and was going to kill you or very very pissed and was going to beat the living shit out of you.

"Kagome, don't be afaid. I wont hurt you......." Sango said her smile getting bigger.

"You wont...?" Ok now kagome was ready to shit in her pants {I'm so dead!! oh god help me!!} Kagome thout but she could just picture of her guardin angel packing up his bags and saaying, 'No way your on your own, that girl would scare me shitless too so bye!' and leaving her.

"No...I just want to fucking beat the living shit out of you!!!!!!!!" Sango screamed and ran after Kagome who had already take off and ran down the hall way and out onto the deck. "Damn it, Kagome, Come fucking back here!!" Sango yelled and everybody on the ship looked at them and just shook their heads feeling sorry for the family that had to put up with them.

"Sango!! It was an accident!!!" Kagome yellled looking back only to see a still red faced steaming Sango on her tail. "ow!" Kagome yelled when she ran into something hard and feel on her ass.

"Watch where your fucking going asshole!" Inuyasha yerlled after Kagome ran into him. Kagome frownd, {Who the hell does he think he is telling me that!}

"grr Don't call me an asshole you...you...you butt head!" {Oh that was so good} Kagome thought to her self knowing how stupid it sounded.

"BUTT HEAD!?!?!?!" Inuyasha not beliveing somebody called him a butt head! "Get out of my way you ugly bitching bastard!" Inuyasha yelled and pushed Kagome out of the way. Sango stood there for a second and ran to kagome.

"Kagome you ok? That damn bastard had no right!" Sango yelled. Sango started to help Kagome while having thought of how to get back at Inuyasha. {I'll go in his room when he's a sleep and cut his hair off and then i'll cut off his thing!} Sango thought and let go of Kagome to laugh. "He'll pay! Muhahahahahahah"

"Sango I'm fine but I think you need some fresh are you are scaring me little...."Kagome said backing away slowly and into the kitchen.

"Hey! I'm not going crazy! Grrr Kagome!!!!!!!" Sango yelled beating on the kitchen door, since Kagome had locked her scared of her crazy friend. "Kagome!! Let me in!

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Kagome and Sango started to serve the Ramen after Kagome had let Sango in the kitchen and cooked more ramen. Kagome was starting to pour Inuyasha a bowl since he was there and was thinking about things.. {Damn Hojo and my damn family! I wouldn't be on this god damn boat if it-} Kagome was pulled out of her thoughts when she heard Inuyasha screaming.

"Fucking asshole!! Hot!!!!!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha yelled junping up and down. "Damn it people don't just stand there! " Inuyasha yelled. The crew blinked and then decided that he was right why stand there and stare when you can laugh and make fun out of your captain.

"Inuyasha you might want to put some water on that!" Miroku siad and fell on the floor laughing. Kagome was trying to figure out what had just happen, and she did and she knew she was going to be in some deep shit!

"Fucking bastard ,Miroku, I know that! Grrrrrrr " Inuyasha yelled has he grabbed a glass of water and poured it on him self. Hot Ramen being poured on your pants instead of your bowl was not a good thing.

"Uh......opps?" Kagome said looking at Inuyasha who looked like a bitch out of hell ready to kill.

"Kagome!!!!! I'm going to fucking-" Inuyasha dtarted but stopped when he heard koga yelling some thing.

"Inuyasha is not a he! Inuyasha is a girl, therefore I shall become the new captain!! " Koga yelled and the whole crew looked at Inuyasha , and started to whisper.

"Well he does have long hair ...." one crew member whisperd to another. "How come he's, I mean she's got a flat chest then?" He yelled and Inuyasha was turning blood red from being so god damn mad!

"Well its a she! And some girls have flat chest and Miroku is a girl to! I heard them talking!" Kaoga yelled and was about to go on when Inuyasha cut him off.

" You mother fucker! I'm a guy you dumbass and so is Miroku!" Inuyasha yelled and Koga asked him to prove it, so Inuyasha and Miroku showed them by ....grrrrrrr how do I put this they showed the crew their...manhood!

Koga was in shock and Inuyasha had him tied up and thrown off the ship.

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(Ok I know I said thrusday! But ff.net wuldn't let me up-load! I'm sorry!!! Please forgive me!! *Tarts giving reviewers $100 bills* Please review too!~!! and once again i'm sorry!!!!!!!! Here! Have this too! *Gives reviewers kouga and kikyo so they can kill them*