This is the Second Chapter of a Rewriten version of the RPG Video Game "Breath of Fire"
~Disclaimer: I do not own Breath of Fire or Nintendo or Capcom or Final Fantasy or anything else.... The only thing I own is a Phone and a few Pizza's....
-INFO-
I use the basic "Enter name: What they are saying" Method of speaking and I use the
*Insert Action Here* Method of using Actions When [Enter Town Name] appears that means that are hero's
have entered a new town
-END INFO-
-BEGIN STORY-
[Hawaii]
Ryu: Its the second Chapter now...
Narrator: Hey, Thats my Line!
Karn: Lets just Chill *Chills*
Ryu: I wonder what interesting stuff is going to Happen today....
Narrator: We get Lost? What bad can happen to us in Hawaii?
Ryu: Get attacked by Squirrels...
Narrator: Whats a "Squirrel"?
Karn: Its a small fluffy thing that chirps and makes you want to pet it.
Narrator: Is it like a Griffen?
Karn: *sigh* Yes..
Narrator: Eeek, and they live out here?
Ryu: They live everywhere...
Narrator: Creepy...
Karn: Yup, you don't want to meet one of them in a Dark Alley...
Ryu: Hey, is that a Squirrel?
Karn: Yup!
Narrator: *Gasp* ITS A SQUIRREL!
Ryu: ...?
Narrator: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
Karn: The whole "Squirrel being evil" Thing was a joke...
Narrator: Ahem..... Sorry, I had a moment....
Karn: *Karn pets Squirrel*
Squirrel: Hello!
Narrator: It.. Talks?
Ryu: Everything talks.. I once had a small conversation with a Flame...
Squirrel: The Narrator programed me to talk..
Ryu: Narrator... Isn't he the Narrator? And how could there be a Narrator, We aren't in the
game anymore!
Squirrel: Plot Hole?
Narrator: It could be my Brother, "Narrator2".
Squirrel: No, its just a Mad Game Show Host named Narrator out to steal all the money he gave away..
Karn: Can we ever face a real Enemy?
*Squirrel Joins Party*
Ryu: Ok so far there is Me, Karn, Narrator, and Squirrel....
Squirrel: Yup!
Karn: Now.. Where is this "Mad Game Show Host"?
Squirrel: In that restaurant over there called "Mad Game Show Host Buffet"
Ryu: Is everything always going to be named something corny?
Narrator: It must be a Plot Hole..
*Everyone walks over to the Buffet*
[Mad Game Show Host Buffet]
Waiter: How may I help you?
Squirrel: We are looking for the Narrator.
Waiter: *Gasp* A talking squirrel... Weird...
Squirrel: *Gets Angry*
Waiter: Ok, He is right over there...
*Our Hero's walk over to the Narrator*
Game Show Host "Narrator": What can I do for you? Hey, Its Squirrel! I thought I programmed you
to bring me back people who won money from my Game Show?
Squirrel: Hey! You don't remember him? "The" Narrator? The First episode? Won Elevendy-Bajillion
Dollars?
GSH Narrator: Nope...
Narrator: *Sweats* I was never on "Who wants to be a Elevendy-Bajillionaire"...
GSH Narrator: How'd you know that name?
Narrator: Um.... I saw it in a... Um.... eh.... Crop Circle?
GSH Narrator: Sounds Believable....
Narrator: Phew....
Squirrel: Ok, Well, We gotta go... we must leave Hawaii to go to some other place to recruit
more Pary Members until we have enough to defeat something... Evil...
Karn: Aren't we supposed to defeat him?
Squirrel: He's too lazy to cause any REAL evil.
GSH Narrator: Yup, I haven't got up to do any REAL stealing.. I'm just plotting a Evil story
so I'd sound cool. I'll program another talking Squirrel later.. Bye Squirrel!
Squirrel: Bye!
*Our Hero's say there farwell's and leave the Buffet*
[Hawaii]
Ryu: Ok Where to next?
Narrator: How 'bout Spira?
All: Ok.. Sounds fun!
*Our hero's take advange of the games many plot holes to warp into Spira*
-END STORY-
The next Chapter of "Breath of Fire- Rewriten" coming soon..
~Disclaimer: I do not own Breath of Fire or Nintendo or Capcom or Final Fantasy or anything else.... The only thing I own is a Phone and a few Pizza's....
-INFO-
I use the basic "Enter name: What they are saying" Method of speaking and I use the
*Insert Action Here* Method of using Actions When [Enter Town Name] appears that means that are hero's
have entered a new town
-END INFO-
-BEGIN STORY-
[Hawaii]
Ryu: Its the second Chapter now...
Narrator: Hey, Thats my Line!
Karn: Lets just Chill *Chills*
Ryu: I wonder what interesting stuff is going to Happen today....
Narrator: We get Lost? What bad can happen to us in Hawaii?
Ryu: Get attacked by Squirrels...
Narrator: Whats a "Squirrel"?
Karn: Its a small fluffy thing that chirps and makes you want to pet it.
Narrator: Is it like a Griffen?
Karn: *sigh* Yes..
Narrator: Eeek, and they live out here?
Ryu: They live everywhere...
Narrator: Creepy...
Karn: Yup, you don't want to meet one of them in a Dark Alley...
Ryu: Hey, is that a Squirrel?
Karn: Yup!
Narrator: *Gasp* ITS A SQUIRREL!
Ryu: ...?
Narrator: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
Karn: The whole "Squirrel being evil" Thing was a joke...
Narrator: Ahem..... Sorry, I had a moment....
Karn: *Karn pets Squirrel*
Squirrel: Hello!
Narrator: It.. Talks?
Ryu: Everything talks.. I once had a small conversation with a Flame...
Squirrel: The Narrator programed me to talk..
Ryu: Narrator... Isn't he the Narrator? And how could there be a Narrator, We aren't in the
game anymore!
Squirrel: Plot Hole?
Narrator: It could be my Brother, "Narrator2".
Squirrel: No, its just a Mad Game Show Host named Narrator out to steal all the money he gave away..
Karn: Can we ever face a real Enemy?
*Squirrel Joins Party*
Ryu: Ok so far there is Me, Karn, Narrator, and Squirrel....
Squirrel: Yup!
Karn: Now.. Where is this "Mad Game Show Host"?
Squirrel: In that restaurant over there called "Mad Game Show Host Buffet"
Ryu: Is everything always going to be named something corny?
Narrator: It must be a Plot Hole..
*Everyone walks over to the Buffet*
[Mad Game Show Host Buffet]
Waiter: How may I help you?
Squirrel: We are looking for the Narrator.
Waiter: *Gasp* A talking squirrel... Weird...
Squirrel: *Gets Angry*
Waiter: Ok, He is right over there...
*Our Hero's walk over to the Narrator*
Game Show Host "Narrator": What can I do for you? Hey, Its Squirrel! I thought I programmed you
to bring me back people who won money from my Game Show?
Squirrel: Hey! You don't remember him? "The" Narrator? The First episode? Won Elevendy-Bajillion
Dollars?
GSH Narrator: Nope...
Narrator: *Sweats* I was never on "Who wants to be a Elevendy-Bajillionaire"...
GSH Narrator: How'd you know that name?
Narrator: Um.... I saw it in a... Um.... eh.... Crop Circle?
GSH Narrator: Sounds Believable....
Narrator: Phew....
Squirrel: Ok, Well, We gotta go... we must leave Hawaii to go to some other place to recruit
more Pary Members until we have enough to defeat something... Evil...
Karn: Aren't we supposed to defeat him?
Squirrel: He's too lazy to cause any REAL evil.
GSH Narrator: Yup, I haven't got up to do any REAL stealing.. I'm just plotting a Evil story
so I'd sound cool. I'll program another talking Squirrel later.. Bye Squirrel!
Squirrel: Bye!
*Our Hero's say there farwell's and leave the Buffet*
[Hawaii]
Ryu: Ok Where to next?
Narrator: How 'bout Spira?
All: Ok.. Sounds fun!
*Our hero's take advange of the games many plot holes to warp into Spira*
-END STORY-
The next Chapter of "Breath of Fire- Rewriten" coming soon..
