This is the Second Chapter of a Rewriten version of the RPG Video Game "Breath of Fire"

~Disclaimer: I do not own Breath of Fire or Nintendo or Capcom or Final Fantasy or anything else.... The only thing I own is a Phone and a few Pizza's....

-INFO-

I use the basic "Enter name: What they are saying" Method of speaking and I use the

*Insert Action Here* Method of using Actions When [Enter Town Name] appears that means that are hero's

have entered a new town

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-BEGIN STORY-

[Hawaii]

Ryu: Its the second Chapter now...

Narrator: Hey, Thats my Line!

Karn: Lets just Chill *Chills*

Ryu: I wonder what interesting stuff is going to Happen today....

Narrator: We get Lost? What bad can happen to us in Hawaii?

Ryu: Get attacked by Squirrels...

Narrator: Whats a "Squirrel"?

Karn: Its a small fluffy thing that chirps and makes you want to pet it.

Narrator: Is it like a Griffen?

Karn: *sigh* Yes..

Narrator: Eeek, and they live out here?

Ryu: They live everywhere...

Narrator: Creepy...

Karn: Yup, you don't want to meet one of them in a Dark Alley...

Ryu: Hey, is that a Squirrel?

Karn: Yup!

Narrator: *Gasp* ITS A SQUIRREL!

Ryu: ...?

Narrator: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

Karn: The whole "Squirrel being evil" Thing was a joke...

Narrator: Ahem..... Sorry, I had a moment....

Karn: *Karn pets Squirrel*

Squirrel: Hello!

Narrator: It.. Talks?

Ryu: Everything talks.. I once had a small conversation with a Flame...

Squirrel: The Narrator programed me to talk..

Ryu: Narrator... Isn't he the Narrator? And how could there be a Narrator, We aren't in the

game anymore!

Squirrel: Plot Hole?

Narrator: It could be my Brother, "Narrator2".

Squirrel: No, its just a Mad Game Show Host named Narrator out to steal all the money he gave away..

Karn: Can we ever face a real Enemy?

*Squirrel Joins Party*

Ryu: Ok so far there is Me, Karn, Narrator, and Squirrel....

Squirrel: Yup!

Karn: Now.. Where is this "Mad Game Show Host"?

Squirrel: In that restaurant over there called "Mad Game Show Host Buffet"

Ryu: Is everything always going to be named something corny?

Narrator: It must be a Plot Hole..

*Everyone walks over to the Buffet*

[Mad Game Show Host Buffet]

Waiter: How may I help you?

Squirrel: We are looking for the Narrator.

Waiter: *Gasp* A talking squirrel... Weird...

Squirrel: *Gets Angry*

Waiter: Ok, He is right over there...

*Our Hero's walk over to the Narrator*

Game Show Host "Narrator": What can I do for you? Hey, Its Squirrel! I thought I programmed you

to bring me back people who won money from my Game Show?

Squirrel: Hey! You don't remember him? "The" Narrator? The First episode? Won Elevendy-Bajillion

Dollars?

GSH Narrator: Nope...

Narrator: *Sweats* I was never on "Who wants to be a Elevendy-Bajillionaire"...

GSH Narrator: How'd you know that name?

Narrator: Um.... I saw it in a... Um.... eh.... Crop Circle?

GSH Narrator: Sounds Believable....

Narrator: Phew....

Squirrel: Ok, Well, We gotta go... we must leave Hawaii to go to some other place to recruit

more Pary Members until we have enough to defeat something... Evil...

Karn: Aren't we supposed to defeat him?

Squirrel: He's too lazy to cause any REAL evil.

GSH Narrator: Yup, I haven't got up to do any REAL stealing.. I'm just plotting a Evil story

so I'd sound cool. I'll program another talking Squirrel later.. Bye Squirrel!

Squirrel: Bye!

*Our Hero's say there farwell's and leave the Buffet*

[Hawaii]

Ryu: Ok Where to next?

Narrator: How 'bout Spira?

All: Ok.. Sounds fun!

*Our hero's take advange of the games many plot holes to warp into Spira*

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The next Chapter of "Breath of Fire- Rewriten" coming soon..