This is the Fourth and Final Chapter of a Rewriten version of the RPG Video Game "Breath of Fire"
~Disclaimer: I do not own Breath of Fire or Nintendo or Capcom or Final Fantasy or anything else....
-INFO-
I use the basic "Enter name: What they are saying" Method of speaking and I use the
*Insert Action Here* Method of using Actions When [Enter Town Name] appears that means that are hero's
have entered a new town
-END INFO-
-BEGIN STORY-
[Plot Hole Headquarters]
Ryu: Wow, Its amazing!
Squirrel: Look at all the Plot Holes!
*A Flying-Pig Flys By*
Karn: I wonder what all these things are worth? *stares at the now golden city-thing*
RyU: What do you guys wanna do?
Karn: Lets just Chill *Chills*
*Squirrel Bites Karn*
Squirrel: YOU DID ENOUGH CHILLING IN HAWAII!!!!
Karn: Fine... Lets go find stuff.
Ryu: Sounds like fun! Did you guys notice Narrator and Narrator2 are missing?
Karn: I'm sure we'll meet up with them later.
Squirrel: Ok.. Hey! Everyone! Lets have a contest! First person to find a Plot Hole wins!
*Squirrel jumps into the air and lands on a Plot Hole*
Squirrel: I learned to sing *Sings to herself* And everybody was Kung Fu fighting.....
Ryu: Shut up! Stupid Squirrel!
Squirrel: That reminds me! I won the contest! You all shall obey for as long as I want
*Awkward Silence begins and continues for awhile*
Ryu: ...?
Karn: ...?
Squirrel: Fine! Have it your way! You win, I give up..
*Awkward Silence ends*
Ryu: Ha! I knew using a Plot Hole to cause a Awkward silence would cause you to give up!
Karn: Lets go find the Narrators now..
*Our 3 Heros begin their search*
Squirrel: How about we just use a Plot Hole to teleport us to someplace?
Ryu: I guess... I.. Never thought of that!
*Everybody takes advantage of the writers love of Plot Holes to teleport them to "someplace?"*
[someplace?]
Ryu: Hey, We're in "someplace?"
Karn: Stupid Squirrel you asked it to "teleport us to someplace?"
Squirrel: Umm..... Ah.... I didn't know it was like that...
Ryu: We're here now...
Karn: Lets look around.
*Our 3 hero's look around the room*
Ryu: Ok, so we're in a room... Lets just use a Plot Hole to get us out of here..
*Out hero's attempt to use a Plot Hole*
Ryu: We used all of the Plot Holes!
Karn: Geez... Now we have to get out of here by hand... Or foot..
Squirrel: Look! Its a Box!
RyU: Where?
Squirrel: Over there! Look *Points*
Ryu: Cool, lets look inside!
Karn: There is a Rope, A Cat Costume, and a Buttered piece of Bread...
Squirrel: If I put the Cat costume on me and tie the Buttered bread on my back with the rope,
Since this is a story and anything can happen.. A cat always lands on its feet and Buttered
Bread always lands face-down... It will cause them to spin around in circles really fast and eventually it
will gather enough energy to restore power to the plot holes and we can use them to end this
story with a happy ending!
*Awkward Silence*
Ryu: ...
Karn: ...
Squirrel: ...
Ryu: ...
Karn: ...
Squirrel: ...
Ryu: ...
Karn: ...
Squirrel: ...
Ryu: ...
Karn: ...
Squirrel: ...
Ryu: ...
Karn: ...
Squirrel: ...
Ryu: ...
Karn: ...
Squirrel: ...
Ryu: ...
Karn: ...
Squirrel: ...
*Silence ends*
Ryu: Nah... It sounds to hard..
Karn: When I was young I used to play around in a Box and pretend I was somewhere else...
Squirrel: Sounds like a plan to me!
*Everyone gets inside the Box*
Ryu: Ok.. Imagine us out of here.. and into where the Narrators are..
*Everyone Imagines themsleves out of here and into where the Narrators are*
...
...
...
...
...
*Our heros appear inside the Narrators Lounge*
[Narrators Lounge]
Narrator: He... u...!
Narrator2: .....!
Narrator4: We have them! Finaly after all those long hours!
Narrator3: All of that planning! And finaly we can steal all their Narratoring Powers!
Ryu: Narratoring Powers?
Narrator3: Its the power Narrators are given..
Karn: Don't you guys like... Have your own?
Narrator4: No! All Narrators are born with different Narratoring Powers! 1 & 2 are born with real powers and 3 & 4 are born with Plot Hole creating powers!
Squirrel: And?
Narrator3: We want normal powers!
Karn: And why did you bother kidnapping them? You could of just used a Plot Hole to bring them here..
Narrator4: Um...
Squirrel: And You could of just used the Plot Hole powers to give you normal powers!
Narrator3: Um....
Narrator4: Um.. We never.. Ahem.. Thought of that..
Karn: Just let them go...
Narrator3: Fine...
*Narrator3 and Narrator4 Join Ryu's party*
Ryu: Why did you bother joining my party?
Narrator4: Why not?
Ryu: The story is over!
All but Ryu: Man.... Why does this have to end?
Ryu: Because the "Fin" Screen is up there...
All but Ryu: Lets retire to Hawaii FOR GOOD!
Ryu: Ok ^.^
*Credits Roll, Dramatic Music plays, and amazing cutscenes all of our Hero's playing around in Hawaii (Including Flames and GSH NArrator)*
Squirrel2: No Fare!! I was just made! I blame the GSH Narrator!
-END STORY-
Squirrel2: Hey, You can't End on me!
Squirrel: *sings* And everybody was Kung fu Fighting..
*Credits fall on both of the Squirrels and they land in the games final Plot Hole causing
them to warp to Hawaii and forget they can sing*
~Disclaimer: I do not own Breath of Fire or Nintendo or Capcom or Final Fantasy or anything else....
-INFO-
I use the basic "Enter name: What they are saying" Method of speaking and I use the
*Insert Action Here* Method of using Actions When [Enter Town Name] appears that means that are hero's
have entered a new town
-END INFO-
-BEGIN STORY-
[Plot Hole Headquarters]
Ryu: Wow, Its amazing!
Squirrel: Look at all the Plot Holes!
*A Flying-Pig Flys By*
Karn: I wonder what all these things are worth? *stares at the now golden city-thing*
RyU: What do you guys wanna do?
Karn: Lets just Chill *Chills*
*Squirrel Bites Karn*
Squirrel: YOU DID ENOUGH CHILLING IN HAWAII!!!!
Karn: Fine... Lets go find stuff.
Ryu: Sounds like fun! Did you guys notice Narrator and Narrator2 are missing?
Karn: I'm sure we'll meet up with them later.
Squirrel: Ok.. Hey! Everyone! Lets have a contest! First person to find a Plot Hole wins!
*Squirrel jumps into the air and lands on a Plot Hole*
Squirrel: I learned to sing *Sings to herself* And everybody was Kung Fu fighting.....
Ryu: Shut up! Stupid Squirrel!
Squirrel: That reminds me! I won the contest! You all shall obey for as long as I want
*Awkward Silence begins and continues for awhile*
Ryu: ...?
Karn: ...?
Squirrel: Fine! Have it your way! You win, I give up..
*Awkward Silence ends*
Ryu: Ha! I knew using a Plot Hole to cause a Awkward silence would cause you to give up!
Karn: Lets go find the Narrators now..
*Our 3 Heros begin their search*
Squirrel: How about we just use a Plot Hole to teleport us to someplace?
Ryu: I guess... I.. Never thought of that!
*Everybody takes advantage of the writers love of Plot Holes to teleport them to "someplace?"*
[someplace?]
Ryu: Hey, We're in "someplace?"
Karn: Stupid Squirrel you asked it to "teleport us to someplace?"
Squirrel: Umm..... Ah.... I didn't know it was like that...
Ryu: We're here now...
Karn: Lets look around.
*Our 3 hero's look around the room*
Ryu: Ok, so we're in a room... Lets just use a Plot Hole to get us out of here..
*Out hero's attempt to use a Plot Hole*
Ryu: We used all of the Plot Holes!
Karn: Geez... Now we have to get out of here by hand... Or foot..
Squirrel: Look! Its a Box!
RyU: Where?
Squirrel: Over there! Look *Points*
Ryu: Cool, lets look inside!
Karn: There is a Rope, A Cat Costume, and a Buttered piece of Bread...
Squirrel: If I put the Cat costume on me and tie the Buttered bread on my back with the rope,
Since this is a story and anything can happen.. A cat always lands on its feet and Buttered
Bread always lands face-down... It will cause them to spin around in circles really fast and eventually it
will gather enough energy to restore power to the plot holes and we can use them to end this
story with a happy ending!
*Awkward Silence*
Ryu: ...
Karn: ...
Squirrel: ...
Ryu: ...
Karn: ...
Squirrel: ...
Ryu: ...
Karn: ...
Squirrel: ...
Ryu: ...
Karn: ...
Squirrel: ...
Ryu: ...
Karn: ...
Squirrel: ...
Ryu: ...
Karn: ...
Squirrel: ...
Ryu: ...
Karn: ...
Squirrel: ...
*Silence ends*
Ryu: Nah... It sounds to hard..
Karn: When I was young I used to play around in a Box and pretend I was somewhere else...
Squirrel: Sounds like a plan to me!
*Everyone gets inside the Box*
Ryu: Ok.. Imagine us out of here.. and into where the Narrators are..
*Everyone Imagines themsleves out of here and into where the Narrators are*
...
...
...
...
...
*Our heros appear inside the Narrators Lounge*
[Narrators Lounge]
Narrator: He... u...!
Narrator2: .....!
Narrator4: We have them! Finaly after all those long hours!
Narrator3: All of that planning! And finaly we can steal all their Narratoring Powers!
Ryu: Narratoring Powers?
Narrator3: Its the power Narrators are given..
Karn: Don't you guys like... Have your own?
Narrator4: No! All Narrators are born with different Narratoring Powers! 1 & 2 are born with real powers and 3 & 4 are born with Plot Hole creating powers!
Squirrel: And?
Narrator3: We want normal powers!
Karn: And why did you bother kidnapping them? You could of just used a Plot Hole to bring them here..
Narrator4: Um...
Squirrel: And You could of just used the Plot Hole powers to give you normal powers!
Narrator3: Um....
Narrator4: Um.. We never.. Ahem.. Thought of that..
Karn: Just let them go...
Narrator3: Fine...
*Narrator3 and Narrator4 Join Ryu's party*
Ryu: Why did you bother joining my party?
Narrator4: Why not?
Ryu: The story is over!
All but Ryu: Man.... Why does this have to end?
Ryu: Because the "Fin" Screen is up there...
All but Ryu: Lets retire to Hawaii FOR GOOD!
Ryu: Ok ^.^
*Credits Roll, Dramatic Music plays, and amazing cutscenes all of our Hero's playing around in Hawaii (Including Flames and GSH NArrator)*
Squirrel2: No Fare!! I was just made! I blame the GSH Narrator!
-END STORY-
Squirrel2: Hey, You can't End on me!
Squirrel: *sings* And everybody was Kung fu Fighting..
*Credits fall on both of the Squirrels and they land in the games final Plot Hole causing
them to warp to Hawaii and forget they can sing*
