Hey guys! Long time no see! Sorry I haven't up-dated my fave authors up-
dated their stories a and I read them and then I read bottle guinus by my
all time fave author Rosefire1 her story's r funny and sad at the same
time! U should check her story's out some time!out of all her stories soul
exchange and two-face r my fave! But then again I love all her storys! Oh
and before I forget ,....HAPPY THANKS GIVING!! ^_^ )

Chapter 8: Oh Great They're Teaching me to be a girl!

Kagome slept like a baby that night, she didn't have to worry about a
thing but it helped that she took some sleeping pills to! Kagome groaned
and pulled the covers over her head, as bright light flooded into the room.

"Rise and Shine Kagome!" Sango yelled when she pull open the
curtains. Kagome just groaned and said something that sounded like 'No I
don't want to wake up to the hell hole!'. Sango just shrugged and pulled
the covers of Kagomes bed, so Kagome put her head under the pillow.

"Kagome! Wake up! " Sango yelled then smiled evily. "Kagome don't make me
drag you out of bed and onto the top deck!" Kagome just groaned and
grabbed the bed post.

"Ok you asked for it!" Sango said and grabbed Kagome's feet and started
to pull. Kagome wasn't on the bed anymore but was in the air still holding
the bed post while Sango pulled on her feet!

"Sango? Miss Kagome? Is there anything the mat- Oh my god! Sango
what are you doing to miss Kagome?" Miroku asked as he walked into the
room.

"Miroku get you sorry ass over here and help me! She doesn't want to
get up so I'm dragging her to the top deck in her pajamas." Sango yelled
and Miroku came and pulled on Kagome's left foot while Sango now pulled on
her right. Kagome's grip got loose and she let go but grabbed the pillow
instead.

~*~

Inuyasha was suprise when he saw Kagome being dragged by her
feet, and in her pj's with only a pillow covering her face. He could hear
her saying something that sounded like 'Evil no good stupid baka friends!'.

"Miroku, Sango why in the seven hells are ya'll dragging the
wench by her feet?" Inuyasha asked then added, "Kagome? Damn she's asleep!"
Inuyasha and Miroku stared at the sleeping girl, curled up in a ball with
a pillow under her head.

"KAGOME!!! Get up!! Kagome you lay there and I'm sure Hojo-kun will
love to wake you up and marry-" Before Sango could finish Kagome had shot
up, off the floor and put a hand over's Sango's mouth.

"Sango!! Do you know how much saying those words scare me!??!!? EWWW
anybody but Hojo-kun, hell even Inuyasha would be better then him! "Kagome
said then look at Inuyasha, "Ok well not that much better but still it
would be better!" The crew laughed at what Kagome had said while Inuyasha
blushed.

"Kagome?" Inuyasha asked in a clam peaceful voice that scared her a
little.
"Yes?"
"Get back to your fucking room and get dresses before I throw you over
the fucking ship!" Inuyasha yelled and Kagome ran to the door to go down
stairs, then stopped. Kagome smiled evily before asking,
"Inuyasha I have one question."
"What is it wench?"
"My friend Sango over there always told me that when some body is in a
pissy mood ask them ' Who stuck a tampon up your ass and lit it?'" Kagome
said before running while an angry Inuyasha ran after her. The crew
shrugged and laughed.
"Get the hell back here you fucking wench!" Inuyasha yelled as he ran
down the stairs. No way was Kagome going to get away with that! Inuyasha
saw Kagome round the corner and ran after her only to see she was just
running into her bed room. "Oh no you don't! " Inuyasha yelled and made a
jump for the door only to have it close and he crash into it, falling to
the floor.
"Hhahahahah Inuyasha you say your a captain when you are nothing
more but an idiot if you ask me!" Kagome yelled from behind the door.
Inuyasha just growled, he make her little lessons a living hell! He
smirked and walked back to the top deck while Kagome got dressed.

~*~

Kagome came onto the first deck in a puffy light barbie doll
pink! (A/n EWWWW the horror!!) Kagome sent a death glare at Inuyasha.

"What's the matter wench?" Inuyasha asked before adding, "I'm sorry
wench just I can't get over the ugly puke pink barbie dress you have on."
"I hate you." Kagome stated before going back into her room and putting
some pants on and sitting down in a chair. But Inuyasha took the seat out
from under her before she could sit down, allowing her to fall on her butt.
"What the fuck was that for!" Kagome shouted.
"Rule number one, lady's don't cuss or curse. Rule number two you let the
man help you when you sit down." Inuyasha stated and helped her up.
"Why? I can sit my self. " Kagome argued. (A/n sounds like me! ^_^)
Inuyasha blinked, how would he know? "Uh.. because that's the way it
is! Not sit down slowly while I push the chair under you!" Inuyasha
commanded and Kagome did as she was told. They did that about ten times
before Inuyasha was convinced she was doing it right.
Kagome sighed happy that part was over, she took her wine glass with
both hands and started to drink, slurping it down. Inuyasha snatched it out
of her hands.
"Rule number three, women do not slurp, and you use one hand to drink you
wine." Once again they went over that one thing about five times, and it
was a good thing it wasn't ten time other wise Kagome may have gotten
drunk.
"And rule number four never sit with your legs apart!" Inuyasha said and
Kagome put her legs together.

"Now what your highness?" Kagome asked putting her elbows on the
table, and once again, by grabbing her arms and putting them off the table.

"Rule number five, elbows off table!" Inuyasha said and they did some
more of how a proper women should act while at dinner. They had dune that
all day, from learning how to sit, to what silverware was what, and how to
eat. Now the sun was setting, everybody was down below the deck and it was
just Kagome and Inuyasha. The sunset was beautiful, the sky was a lovely
shade of orange,red and yellow all blended in. There was a shiny
reflection of the sky and sun on the ocean surface.
"Well is that every thing?" Kagome asked.
"Yes but that's only for dinner manners now please tell me you know
how to dance." Inuyasha asked, he had dance once, once in all of his life
and it was with his mother.

Kagome blushed and shook her head 'no' while Inuyasha groaned.
"Sorry."
"You think that you coming from a rich family would know how to dance!"
Inuyasha said offering a hand to Kagome, helping her out of her chair. He
put one hand on her waist while the other held her hand, then he told
Kagome to put one hand on his shoulder.
~~
Sango came out seeing that they were about to dance and plugged in her
radio, turning it to 96.5, soft rock slow talk, full of love songs though
she would have preferred linkin park. Then left with out Kagome or
Inuyasha seeing her. (Hey they could have been alive back then!! And
stuff... they were just revied!!!)
~~
Inuyasha lead and Kagome followed him, the music was on and it was one of
Kagome's favorite songs. The music was soft and was as gentle as the
sunset.
' Looking back on the memory of
the dance we shared 'neath the stars above.
For a moment all the world was right
How could I have known you would ever
say good-bye.
And know I'm glad I don't know
The way it all would end, the way it all would go.
Our lives are better left to chance, I could
have missed the pain
But I'd have to miss the dance.
"So I know that rich people always hold balls why haven't you ever
danced?" Inuyasha asked.
"I was asked to dance several times, but I hit all of the boys in the nose
and ran to my room. I remember this one guy, Naraku, I hit him so hard I
made his nose bleed and he went home crying." Kagome said she could hear
Inuyasha trying not to laugh.
"Kagome you shouldn't be mean to boys." Inuyasha said teasingly. They
kept dancing not noticing that they had changed positions. Now Kagome had
her arms around Inuyasha's neck, while Inuyasha's hands rested on her
waist. They were getting closer, swaying to the music. (A/N it's my fave
since they played it at gampa's funeral years ago it reminds me of him....
shhh don't tell!)

'Holding you, I held everything
For a monment, wasn't I the king?
If I only known how the king would fall.
Hey who say, I might have changed it all.'

Kagome and Inuyasha were so close now that she put her head on his
shoulder while he laid his head on hers.

'And know I'm glad I don't know
The way it all would end, the way it all would go.
Our lives are better left to chance, I could
have missed the pain
But I'd have to miss the dance.
My life is better left to chance,
I could have miss the pain
But then I'd have to miss the
Dance.
(I would have used 'I hope you dance' but I don't have the song and I
don't know the leriks.)

The song ended and Kagome backed up enough to look at Inuyasha's eyes, as
he did the same. They stared into each other's eyes then Kagome gaze turned
to Inuyasha's lips, she could almost taste his lips and wonder how they
would feel, how it would feel to be kissed, after all Kagome had never been
kissed before. Inuyasha then turned his gaze to Kagome's light pink lips,
they were slightly parted and all it would take was one swift move in order
to close the gap between their lips.

"Hey Inuyasha- opps did I interrupt?" Miroku said coming onto the deck.
Inuyasha and Kagome jumped away faster then lightening. "Uh.... I have to
go to bed... g'night Miroku, Inuyasha." Kagome said and ran off to her
room, not believing how close that was.
Miroku looked at Inuyasha knowingly. "What the hell are you looking at?"
Inuyasha asked.
"Oh nothing just I noticed that it looked like somebody was getting close
to the 'little gold mine.' "Miroku said and Inuyasha rolled his eyes.
"Was not, I can't and don't have time for love. Now what the hell do you
want?"
"Oh well do you think that this fabric softer or this one? I'm deciding
which pillow I want." Miroku said holding the fabric up.
"Miroku you came up here to ask me that?!?!!?!?!? " Inuyasha yelled and
Miroku sweatdropped then ran, while Inuyasha chased after him screaming.

(Hey guys it's eleven twenty PM here but hey it's still thanks giving!!
HAPPY THANKS GIVING!! R&R please! Bye the way I'm gonna start a new story
after this one. It's gonna be like a Cinderella story, humors yes!! Of
course I love righting humous stories!! It's gonna be called 'Once upon
time' it will be like the movie well on the same story line! Lol ok only
about two or three more chappy's left till the end! And then I start a new
story!! ^_^ now R&R plz!!)