(A/N hey guys! Sorry it took so long for an up-date things have been hectic! I had finals all week and I kept falling asleep in physical science and when I did I dreamed that I was naked infront of the class then would wake up.... lol and now that finals r over I'm sick with the flu and the FFA 'Chili Cook Out' is tonight and I've been looking forward to going ever since the beginning of the year but I can't go, because I'm sick. Let's see it's only 6:14 p.m. my time so it just started. Damn. Well atlas I have time to type up a new chapter right? Oh and yeah I know, Inuyasha and Kagome are going a little fast, but think about it this way, she's going home in two or three days I gotta make them fall in love by then. This story is almost over only about three or four more chapters left. And at the bottom is a summary of my new story that I just started called 'Cinderella My Ass!'. another humor story for ya'll! ^_^ now on with the chapter!)

Chapter 9: Nooo I'm not wearing pink!!!



Kagome was walking down the halls of the ship or so she thought. When she opened a door she was in her dinning room where she use to be forced to eat proper, like a lady. Kagome looked in with none believing eyes as she watched her family and Hojo smiling at her.

"Kagome dearling! I'm so glad you are home! Please have a seat next to Hojo!" Her mother said before a chair came from behind her, making her sit down. The chair then had cuffs on her hands and ankles, preventing her from trying to get away. Hojo smile grew bigger as the chair stopped and Kagome sat by his side.

"What's going on?" Kagome said bearly above a whisper. Her eyes widen when her dad's face started to twist and started to turn red. Then she noticed everybody was starting to look like him. She was scared. Hojo then squeezed her hand to get her attion though he now look like a furby! (Fubies r evil!!)

"Kagome dear," Hojo started, " Will you marry me?" He asked as he pulled out not ring but more like a huge piece of rock! Kagome was about to say no, but soon everything disappeared and she was on an operating table, strapped down.

Her family then emerged from the darkness with knives as did Hojo. "Kagome you can't love a pirate! It's not reasonable!" Her mother said before silting part of Kagome's wrist.

"You are a disgrace young lady! You love him don't you! You must die or marry Hojo!" Her dad yelled cutting her belly.

"Dear Kagome you will learn to love me even in death." Hojo said and Kagome screamed as he slit her neck, and darkness took over.

~*~

Kagome screamed as she sat in bed. She looked around and then checked her body for cuts. There were none. Was it just a dream? And who were they talking about? Her in love with a pirate? Please like that would ever happen! Kagome thought then memories of that night flashed in her mind , but she figured it must have just gotten lost in her world. That's all it was, just me getting carried away, like I would like somebody like Inuyasha. She thought and laid back down to go to sleep.

It wasn't real, she didn't love Inuyasha, even if he was sexy as hell. She did and would never love a pirate. Pirates are evil traitors and even if she had had a crush on Inuyasha ever since she met him, though she was pretending to be a he. His eyes seemed so beautiful and they shined so bright like the sun, and not to mentchin that ass! Oh my god he had such a cute ass!



No she wasn't thinking this and never would, after all it was back to the house Inuyasha gets money and a name, while she married... Hojo. Yes she would marry Hojo, and not fall for Inuyasha! Though she wouldn't admit it, she still liked him.

~*~

The next morning Kagome woke up to the smell of hot pancakes and French toast with syrup, her favorite! Kagome walked up to the kitchen table, still in her pj's. When she got there she saw plates full with pancakes and French toast! She was just about to grab one when Inuyasha moved the table.

"Hey! What's the big idea!" Kagome asked pissed off. Inuyasha had taken food away from her, and that made her mad.

"It's not for you, porky! It's mine!" He said and got in a position to cough and spit all over the food.

"You wouldn't dare! Hey!! I'm not fat you asshole!" She yelled and Inuyasha smirked.

"Oh I would." He said before coughing over everything and then he was about to reach down and get part of a piece of French toast.



Kagome was pissed! He was eating her food!! She was very pissed as she jumped over the table and tackled Inuyasha to the floor. Holding his hand above his mouth so he couldn't eat the piece of frenchtoast.

"IT's mine!!!!!" Kagome yelled tried to grabb the toast with her teeth.

"No it's not you bitch!" Inuyasha yelled and jumped up, Kagome still holding his arm.

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Out side the kitchen the whole crew was looking in the window, watching with amusement. Miroku walked by then stopped.



"What's going on?" HE asked Sango who was laying money on the counter.

"Well Inuyasha and Kagome are fighting for food and hell my money is on Kagome!" Sango said. Miroku looked at the money, there was a pile stacked with dollar bills and then a dollar bill that Sango had put down. He guessed they were betting on who won and all of the crew was betting on Inuyasha and so did Miroku now.

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"Give me my French toast!!" Kagome yelled and jumped on the table like a mad woman.

"Never!" Inuyasha yelled and jumped on the table under Kagome to dip his French toast in syrup. Kagome froze then jumped on Inuyasha making his face land in the syrup!

"This is war you know?" Inuyasha said as he picked up the syrup container and poured what remained on Kagome and let it soak her hair. Oh yes this was war!

"You ass whole!" She yelled and threw a pancake at him but since that didn't do much damage she spilled the pitcher of orange juice on him.



"Bitch!" Inuyasha yelled while grabbing her and forcing her under him, but making sure not to put all his weight on her. "You'll pay for that!" He yelled and grabbed a class with ice in it, then poured it down her shirt.



Kagome screamed and struggled until she could mover her leg. "Inuyasha?" She said sweetly which scared Inuyasha. " Die!" She yelled and kneed him in the nuts. She pushed him of her and jumped on his belly, taking his breathing supply away.

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Meanwhile out side watching, Miroku was not looking happy. " Sango? Remind me never to piss Kagome off." He said and Sango laughed.

"Go Kagome!" Sango yelled and watched the fight continue.

~*~

Kagome finally had Inuyasha down under her and she took the last piece of food that remained, one piece of pancake. She took it and shoved it in her mouth and started to get up. She then walked out the door only to see Sango screaming while picking up money and the crew members looking like they had just lost a lot of money or something.

Kagome shrugged it off, and walked down to her room to get dressed.

~*~

Miroku walked into the kitchen to find Inuyasha still laying on the table with a shocked look on his face.

"I can't believe she won." Inuyasha stated blankly.

"I can't either! You know because you lost, I am now ten dollars short?" Miroku complained as he helped Inuyasha off the table. "Come on buddy lets get you dressed." Miokru said and they walked to Inuyasha's cabin.

~*~

"NOOOO!!!" Kagome's voice echoed to the top deck and the crew knew that she was going to have to wear 'the' pink dress.

"Come on Kagome! It's just a dress! You have to wear it! All girls love pink! Even Sango!" Inuyasha yelled at Kagome, while holding us the most ugliest pink dress! It was Bright light pink and was puffy.

"NO! I'm not about to wear that, that thing!" Kagome stated and pointed a finger at the ugly dress.

"You are wearing the dress! Atleast try it on!" Inuyasha asked then shoved the ugly dress in Kagome's arms and left to wait out side the door.

Kagome sighed in defeat and put the dress on. When she opened the door the first thing she said to Inuyasha was, "I hate you."



Inuyasha looked at her then smirked, and Kagome restrained her self from slapping the shit out of him

"Well that's to bad, I kind of like you, even if you are a bitch." Inuyasha said playfully but Kagome didn't laugh.

"It's ugly, I'm not wearing it." Kagome said crossing her arms.

"OK fine then." Inuyasha said, and Kagome gave him and evil look. "Do me a favor show Sango really quick."

"Fine." Kagome answered and started to look for Sango and Inuyasha in the mean time took out all of her clothing and threw them out the window, into the sea. Kagome would be pissed but hey he had to get her to wear the dress some how.

(A/N OK I up-dated and thank you all for ya'll wonderful reviews ^_^

OK here's the summary for 'Cinderella My ass!'

Summary: My name is Kagome, I live with my evil step mother and sister, yeah I have on good step-sister. She says that I'm like Cinderella seeing as there's a ball with prince charming. Well all I gonna say is... CINDERELLA MY ASS!! DO you know what happened?!?!? I didn't do to the ball cause my evil-step sister Kikyo knocked me out cold with a fucking candle holder! Then she went to the ball, not me and stole MY price charming's heart! Oh and wats worse? Now that they are getting married in a couple of months and we live in his castle, which was suppose to to be mine to! But now, not only did she do all that, she made me her personal maid!!! Oh it's war! The bitch is going down!

Revenge will be sweet!

Inuyasha/Kagome. First chapter already up!