Rivendell College
Chapter 14 Saucy secrets By Smurfgals
A/N Hi. I have nothing to say because it is 10:14pm and my brain is shutting down for the day. Hang on, I just said something. Wahoo!
Thank you:
The Hobbit Ivy: Thanx for reviewing. I'm glad you think we deserve it. The song was by Lucy Woodward, and it is track six on her album, While You Can.
Ahsrak: Ari's still a virgin. Go figure. Thanx for reviewing.
True-elfy: Don't worry. We'll keep going.
Shadowfax: Ooooooh, thank-you. You really think it's got a great plot? And the plot gets deeper later on, too.
Ria called Haldir on the phone (oooh, shock, horror!). " Hey. This is Haldir. And Aragorn. We're not here right now. So leave a message. We might pity you. And ring you back. Beep"
" Haldir where the hell are you?" Ria went silent. There was a knock on the door. " If you don't call me back you're dumped" Ria hung up. " It's open!" Ria yelled.
" Can you get it? My hands are kinda full"
Ria got up from the yoga position she was in on her bed. " Ari?" Ari! Oh my gosh! You're back. Is there a hit single under your belt now?"
A tower of presents entered the room, tripping over one of Ria's shoes.
" Why Ria it's so tragic. I-I-I"
" You what?"
" Me and Legolas"
"What?"
" Huh what? Oh, you don't wanna know". Ari began unpacking.
" Wha-?"
" Oh yeah, I borrowed your bikini"
" Which one?"
" The black one"
" Which black one?"
Ari threw it at her " This one"
" Oh, my skanky one. You should have said so"
" Ria, I hate to break it to you but" Ari paused " all your clothes are skanky"
" Then why are you wearing my top?"
" No comment"
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" Yes, we'll have 3 extra cheesy Hawaiian pizzas and 2 meat lovers pizzas delivered to girls dorm room 112 at Rivendell College. Thankyou".
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" Mmmmmmmmm cheesy Hawaiian pizza"
" Ria, you've got cheesy strings all down your chin"
" Oh shit". Ria jumped up and ran into the bathroom.
There was a knock on the door. Ari got up off the floor to answer it.
" Hi Ari. Is Ria here?"
" She's in the bathroom and she'll be a-"
" AAAHHHH my makeup is horrible"
" -Couple of hours. Want some pizza?"
" I'm allergic to cheese"
" Sucks to be you"
" Haldir! There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you!"
" Aragorn always has perfect timing" Ari muttered sarcastically, so only Haldir could hear.
Aragorn wasn't alone, however. Elrohir accompanied him. " Hey, can I join the party?"
Ari edged over to last half of cheesy Hawaiian pizza. She picked it up and walked over to Elrohir. " Hmmm let me think. How about-" She shoved the pizza in his face " No" and shut the door.
" That was really cheesy, Ari" Haldir said dryly. ( He obviously needs a glass of water for his dictionary ( ok, why did I write that? I meant his throat) Dryly, get it).
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The next day, Arwen jumped off a bridge. Just kidding. Damn!
No, the next evening Ari went for a walk in the gardens. Aragorn, who was meant to be studying, was sitting in the window seat in his room, not studying. He saw Ari (well duh) walking all alone looking kind of lost and dazed. He decided to go and congratulate her on her soon-to-be-released single. It was a rare time that she wasn't with her fanclub, so he was more likely to get a conversation out of her.
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Ari stumbled through the dark when she heard a voice call her name.
"Ari, Ari?"
That voice is familiar, she thought, hey it's-
"Aragorn, Aragorn!" she shouted as she turned around.
" Hey Ari, I just wanted to congrat-"
"Cut the crap"
"What?"
" It pisses me off, everyone being all, Ari can we kiss your ass for you? Ari can we polish your shoes? So damn annoying, if you know what I mean"
"I guess I do. One of the reasons I don't go to Gondor very often"
"You are about the only person I can relate to on this" (A/N Aragorn's feeling lucky)
"But I still wanna congratulate you so you have to accept it"
"No"
"Accept it"
"No"
"Accept it"
"No"
"Accept it".
Ari leaned forward and placed her lips over his.
A few seconds later Ari pulled away. "Oh my gosh, I'm so-so-so-so sorry" She clasped her hands over her mouth and dashed off.
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"Ari! Where have you been?"
Ari glared at Ria before grabbing some clean clothes and storming into the bathroom.
"Ari, what's wrong?"
"What's wrong! I just did the worst bloody thing imaginable, and you ask me what's wrong?!"
"And what's that?"
"I don't wanna talk about it"
"Oh. Okay. I'm going to the library. See you later" (A/N what a nice, comforting friend)
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Briiiiiiiiing, briiiiiiiing, briiiiiiiiing.
"Hello"
"Hi Ari, is Ria there?"
"No. Why?"
"Oh, no reason. Is it true you kissed Aragorn?"
"Huh?"
"Did-you-kiss-Aragorn?"
Ari snorted "What?"
"That's what Aragorn told me"
" Ria's in the library. Go look for her there"
Beep, beep, beep.
Haldir stared at the receiver. He then placed in down in it's cradle.
"Man, she's denying. You sure you didn't imagine it?"
"No. I was like telling her to accept something, and next thing you know, her lips were on mine"
Haldir stared at Aragorn (A/N well he's a helluva lot hotter than the phone receiver, you have to admit)" I'm gonna tell Ria"
" I thought you didn't know where she was"
"She's in the library"
"Why's she there"
" I dunno, maybe there's a mirror there, and she broke her one"
Aragorn yelled after Haldir, who was running down the corridor " I'm interpreting from that you think she's ugly!!"
Haldir gestured rudely back at him " That is unacceptable conduct Haldir!".
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"Really Haldir?"
"Really"
"D'you know if there was tongue in it?"
"Nah. He didn't go into details. Apparently, Ari's a good kisser"
" Ummm that is details Haldir"
"But he didn't go into real details"
"It's the scandal of the century"
"Ummm Ria, Ari's your best friend, right?"
"Yeah. So?"
" Ari would kill you"
"No! She'd ruin my dress. The Bitch!"
" Don't tell anyone then"
"I won't. But I have to confront her. Bye"
With that, Ria gathered her things, and left the library.
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"Ari, is it true?"
"Is what true, Ria"
" What Haldir said about what you did ear-"
"No!"
"So you didn't get 100% on your chemistry test?"
"What. Oh that, yeah I did" (This sounds far too much like Elli. Elli stop characterising Ari so much like you)
" And did you kiss Ara-"
"Ria, what are you on about?"
"What am I on about? What are you 'on about'? I mean, you have a boyfriend, yet you insist on going around, kissing other boys. This isn't like you, what's up? You can tell me"
"I've already told you, but you went all crazy. Don't worry, we'll just put it behind us, and act like it never happened"
"Why? Just dump Legolas and get with Aragorn"
"It's not that simple"
"Come on! 'Legolas, I think it's time we moved on' is all it takes"
"But I love him"
"But you love Aragorn more, right?"
"Yes. No. I don't know Ria. It's too complicated"
"Ari. It wouldn't be right. Sticking with Legolas, when you love another. It's not fair on Aragorn"
"What about Legolas?"
"Oh, it's not fair on him either"
"Ria, shut up. I'm going to sleep now. Goodnight"
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Ari awoke in the morning to Ria talking on the telephone. " Yeah, Legolas, she's been wanting to break up with you for a while now. I'm sorry"
"RIA!! I have not!" she grabbed the phone " don't listen to her Legolas, she's gone loopy!"
"Good, because my family are all expecting to meet you in spring break"
"Can't wait"
"Really? Well I've got list of things you shouldn't talk about. Number one: no blood and guts talk. Oh, and no dissing Arwen, my sister worships her"
" Riiiight. Oh, d'you wanna come to the 'What's good for me' release party?"
"Yeah. When?"
"Wednesday. Get time off school"
"Sure. I'll be there. No worries"
"Great. I'll organise your ticket"
"-Kay. Bye 'Elle"
"Bye, 'Las"
Ari hung up ( well duh ) and turned to face Ria. "Now Ria, we need to talk".
Ria gulped.
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Haldir stopped outside the door of Ria and Ari's room. " And why the hell do you want Legolas and me to break up?!"
" Ummm because you only KISSED ARAGORN!!"
" You know what? I don't care anymore. Do you know why? Because I'm moving out. You have been a real bitch lately. I can't take it". Ari stormed out of the room and straight into Haldir.
"And tell your eavesdropping boyfriend to come in and listen next time rather than hang around outside! We wouldn't want him to feel unwelcome!"
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Ari stormed down the corridor, into the gardens. When she reached them, she collapsed onto a bench, and burst into tears. Crunch, crunch, crunch. Someone was coming. The footsteps stopped beside the bench. The person sat down beside Ari. "Hey, what's wrong?".
Ari completely broke down "Well firstly Ria was gonna tell the whole school about our kiss. Then she tried making me and Legolas break up. Now she's being a total bitch, and it's just not fair"
"Ari, please stop crying"
"No"
"Stop crying"
"No" (A/N well we all know where this is going)
"Stop crying"
"No"
Aragorn pressed his lips against hers. "Stop crying" he whispered.
By then Ari had stopped. She stared at him " You shouldn't have done that". She strode off.
A/N Wahoo, it's finally done. Yay! Hey, does anyone know how to do Italics so that they show up. If anyone does, please tell me in a review. I would really like three for this one, as I think it is quite good. Maybe that's cause I wrote it, but anyway. See you all next chapter, where Ari meets our dun, dun, dun NEW CHARACTER! Byebyes.
Chapter 14 Saucy secrets By Smurfgals
A/N Hi. I have nothing to say because it is 10:14pm and my brain is shutting down for the day. Hang on, I just said something. Wahoo!
Thank you:
The Hobbit Ivy: Thanx for reviewing. I'm glad you think we deserve it. The song was by Lucy Woodward, and it is track six on her album, While You Can.
Ahsrak: Ari's still a virgin. Go figure. Thanx for reviewing.
True-elfy: Don't worry. We'll keep going.
Shadowfax: Ooooooh, thank-you. You really think it's got a great plot? And the plot gets deeper later on, too.
Ria called Haldir on the phone (oooh, shock, horror!). " Hey. This is Haldir. And Aragorn. We're not here right now. So leave a message. We might pity you. And ring you back. Beep"
" Haldir where the hell are you?" Ria went silent. There was a knock on the door. " If you don't call me back you're dumped" Ria hung up. " It's open!" Ria yelled.
" Can you get it? My hands are kinda full"
Ria got up from the yoga position she was in on her bed. " Ari?" Ari! Oh my gosh! You're back. Is there a hit single under your belt now?"
A tower of presents entered the room, tripping over one of Ria's shoes.
" Why Ria it's so tragic. I-I-I"
" You what?"
" Me and Legolas"
"What?"
" Huh what? Oh, you don't wanna know". Ari began unpacking.
" Wha-?"
" Oh yeah, I borrowed your bikini"
" Which one?"
" The black one"
" Which black one?"
Ari threw it at her " This one"
" Oh, my skanky one. You should have said so"
" Ria, I hate to break it to you but" Ari paused " all your clothes are skanky"
" Then why are you wearing my top?"
" No comment"
*****************************
" Yes, we'll have 3 extra cheesy Hawaiian pizzas and 2 meat lovers pizzas delivered to girls dorm room 112 at Rivendell College. Thankyou".
*********************************
" Mmmmmmmmm cheesy Hawaiian pizza"
" Ria, you've got cheesy strings all down your chin"
" Oh shit". Ria jumped up and ran into the bathroom.
There was a knock on the door. Ari got up off the floor to answer it.
" Hi Ari. Is Ria here?"
" She's in the bathroom and she'll be a-"
" AAAHHHH my makeup is horrible"
" -Couple of hours. Want some pizza?"
" I'm allergic to cheese"
" Sucks to be you"
" Haldir! There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you!"
" Aragorn always has perfect timing" Ari muttered sarcastically, so only Haldir could hear.
Aragorn wasn't alone, however. Elrohir accompanied him. " Hey, can I join the party?"
Ari edged over to last half of cheesy Hawaiian pizza. She picked it up and walked over to Elrohir. " Hmmm let me think. How about-" She shoved the pizza in his face " No" and shut the door.
" That was really cheesy, Ari" Haldir said dryly. ( He obviously needs a glass of water for his dictionary ( ok, why did I write that? I meant his throat) Dryly, get it).
********************
The next day, Arwen jumped off a bridge. Just kidding. Damn!
No, the next evening Ari went for a walk in the gardens. Aragorn, who was meant to be studying, was sitting in the window seat in his room, not studying. He saw Ari (well duh) walking all alone looking kind of lost and dazed. He decided to go and congratulate her on her soon-to-be-released single. It was a rare time that she wasn't with her fanclub, so he was more likely to get a conversation out of her.
******************************
Ari stumbled through the dark when she heard a voice call her name.
"Ari, Ari?"
That voice is familiar, she thought, hey it's-
"Aragorn, Aragorn!" she shouted as she turned around.
" Hey Ari, I just wanted to congrat-"
"Cut the crap"
"What?"
" It pisses me off, everyone being all, Ari can we kiss your ass for you? Ari can we polish your shoes? So damn annoying, if you know what I mean"
"I guess I do. One of the reasons I don't go to Gondor very often"
"You are about the only person I can relate to on this" (A/N Aragorn's feeling lucky)
"But I still wanna congratulate you so you have to accept it"
"No"
"Accept it"
"No"
"Accept it"
"No"
"Accept it".
Ari leaned forward and placed her lips over his.
A few seconds later Ari pulled away. "Oh my gosh, I'm so-so-so-so sorry" She clasped her hands over her mouth and dashed off.
*************************
"Ari! Where have you been?"
Ari glared at Ria before grabbing some clean clothes and storming into the bathroom.
"Ari, what's wrong?"
"What's wrong! I just did the worst bloody thing imaginable, and you ask me what's wrong?!"
"And what's that?"
"I don't wanna talk about it"
"Oh. Okay. I'm going to the library. See you later" (A/N what a nice, comforting friend)
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Briiiiiiiiing, briiiiiiiing, briiiiiiiiing.
"Hello"
"Hi Ari, is Ria there?"
"No. Why?"
"Oh, no reason. Is it true you kissed Aragorn?"
"Huh?"
"Did-you-kiss-Aragorn?"
Ari snorted "What?"
"That's what Aragorn told me"
" Ria's in the library. Go look for her there"
Beep, beep, beep.
Haldir stared at the receiver. He then placed in down in it's cradle.
"Man, she's denying. You sure you didn't imagine it?"
"No. I was like telling her to accept something, and next thing you know, her lips were on mine"
Haldir stared at Aragorn (A/N well he's a helluva lot hotter than the phone receiver, you have to admit)" I'm gonna tell Ria"
" I thought you didn't know where she was"
"She's in the library"
"Why's she there"
" I dunno, maybe there's a mirror there, and she broke her one"
Aragorn yelled after Haldir, who was running down the corridor " I'm interpreting from that you think she's ugly!!"
Haldir gestured rudely back at him " That is unacceptable conduct Haldir!".
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"Really Haldir?"
"Really"
"D'you know if there was tongue in it?"
"Nah. He didn't go into details. Apparently, Ari's a good kisser"
" Ummm that is details Haldir"
"But he didn't go into real details"
"It's the scandal of the century"
"Ummm Ria, Ari's your best friend, right?"
"Yeah. So?"
" Ari would kill you"
"No! She'd ruin my dress. The Bitch!"
" Don't tell anyone then"
"I won't. But I have to confront her. Bye"
With that, Ria gathered her things, and left the library.
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"Ari, is it true?"
"Is what true, Ria"
" What Haldir said about what you did ear-"
"No!"
"So you didn't get 100% on your chemistry test?"
"What. Oh that, yeah I did" (This sounds far too much like Elli. Elli stop characterising Ari so much like you)
" And did you kiss Ara-"
"Ria, what are you on about?"
"What am I on about? What are you 'on about'? I mean, you have a boyfriend, yet you insist on going around, kissing other boys. This isn't like you, what's up? You can tell me"
"I've already told you, but you went all crazy. Don't worry, we'll just put it behind us, and act like it never happened"
"Why? Just dump Legolas and get with Aragorn"
"It's not that simple"
"Come on! 'Legolas, I think it's time we moved on' is all it takes"
"But I love him"
"But you love Aragorn more, right?"
"Yes. No. I don't know Ria. It's too complicated"
"Ari. It wouldn't be right. Sticking with Legolas, when you love another. It's not fair on Aragorn"
"What about Legolas?"
"Oh, it's not fair on him either"
"Ria, shut up. I'm going to sleep now. Goodnight"
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Ari awoke in the morning to Ria talking on the telephone. " Yeah, Legolas, she's been wanting to break up with you for a while now. I'm sorry"
"RIA!! I have not!" she grabbed the phone " don't listen to her Legolas, she's gone loopy!"
"Good, because my family are all expecting to meet you in spring break"
"Can't wait"
"Really? Well I've got list of things you shouldn't talk about. Number one: no blood and guts talk. Oh, and no dissing Arwen, my sister worships her"
" Riiiight. Oh, d'you wanna come to the 'What's good for me' release party?"
"Yeah. When?"
"Wednesday. Get time off school"
"Sure. I'll be there. No worries"
"Great. I'll organise your ticket"
"-Kay. Bye 'Elle"
"Bye, 'Las"
Ari hung up ( well duh ) and turned to face Ria. "Now Ria, we need to talk".
Ria gulped.
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Haldir stopped outside the door of Ria and Ari's room. " And why the hell do you want Legolas and me to break up?!"
" Ummm because you only KISSED ARAGORN!!"
" You know what? I don't care anymore. Do you know why? Because I'm moving out. You have been a real bitch lately. I can't take it". Ari stormed out of the room and straight into Haldir.
"And tell your eavesdropping boyfriend to come in and listen next time rather than hang around outside! We wouldn't want him to feel unwelcome!"
**********************
Ari stormed down the corridor, into the gardens. When she reached them, she collapsed onto a bench, and burst into tears. Crunch, crunch, crunch. Someone was coming. The footsteps stopped beside the bench. The person sat down beside Ari. "Hey, what's wrong?".
Ari completely broke down "Well firstly Ria was gonna tell the whole school about our kiss. Then she tried making me and Legolas break up. Now she's being a total bitch, and it's just not fair"
"Ari, please stop crying"
"No"
"Stop crying"
"No" (A/N well we all know where this is going)
"Stop crying"
"No"
Aragorn pressed his lips against hers. "Stop crying" he whispered.
By then Ari had stopped. She stared at him " You shouldn't have done that". She strode off.
A/N Wahoo, it's finally done. Yay! Hey, does anyone know how to do Italics so that they show up. If anyone does, please tell me in a review. I would really like three for this one, as I think it is quite good. Maybe that's cause I wrote it, but anyway. See you all next chapter, where Ari meets our dun, dun, dun NEW CHARACTER! Byebyes.
