Rivendell College
By Smurfgals
Chapter 15
Orlando
A/N Well, it's 11:23 at night but I had to type this, you'll see why soon.
Thank you's:
True-elfy: Thank you so much for the nice review. I try to update often, but I'm a lazy ass so it doesn't get done.
The Hobbit Ivy: Yes, ROTK was good, wasn't it. Smurfgals saw it on Sunday the 21st. Thank you for the kind review.
And a special mention to Xnemesis: this was her review
This is a horrible Sue. Here are the reasons: 1. She is obviously very lovely 2. She has strange eyes 3. She is 'Elrond's second daughter' which is an extremely overused Sue plot 4. She makes a complete mockery of the customs of all beings in Arda 5. She has a freaky and hard-to-pronounce name 6. She's a half elf with red hair. There are only FIVE elves in the history of Ea to have red hair and they are all in Valinor or Mandos 7. ALL the canon characters are horribly OOC 8. She obviously goes through a lot of suffering I advise you to take these points into consideration and fix up your story. Make it a little more realistic. Also, you need to improve your grammar to a great deal. I found several mispelling and you ALWAYS start a new paragraph whenever a new person starts speaking. Please fix up your story. Ta! ~XNemesis~
Xnemesis: Firstly, there is a secret about her eyes. R-E-L is how you pronounce her name. Got it? Moreover, if you think Arielle is hard to pronounce, try pronouncing Aoibheann and Caoilfhionn. Elrond's second daughter? Yes she is, and I am aware of this plots overuse. However, it is not the main plot, so I don't really think it matters. Of course she's gorgeous, she's a half elf. Have you ever seen an ugly one? Her mother is human, which is where the red hair is from, and you said ELVES. Ari is a half elf; not a full blooded one. Well we're very sorry Ari's a bitch, but that's the way it is. Well its supposed to be AU, and the characters would have been a bit more carefree when they were younger, or we think so anyway. Yes she does suffer a lot, but shit happens, okay? We are from New Zealand, so our spelling may differ from yours and we are also aware that the formatting is a bit stuffed up, but most of the chapter files are bigger than 300kb, which means there will be errors, which I do not know how to fix. However, we will consider your points, and try to improve to your satisfaction only, as everyone else thinks it's a perfectly good story. And don't you say anything about our spelling again, if you don't plan to check yours. That is not how you spell misspelling, we're the ones who spelt it correctly. Ta! Smurfgals. Oh and your view on flames (on your bio) is identical to ours.
Now, on with the story.
The limo pulled up outside the Diamond Hotel. Screams punctuated the air as cameramen desperately tried to get a picture of the stars. A chauffeur unlocked and opened the door and Ari, Ashley, Casey, and Tracey stepped out. They strolled up the red carpet to the main entrance. Then, followed by numerous camera flashes, they entered the building.
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"Arielle! Come over here, there's someone I want you to meet"
" Bye guys, I better go and be tortured and bored to death" sighed Ari, as she headed over to Chris.
" Ah, Arielle, I would like you to meet Orlando Bloom. Orlando, this is Arielle Rogers"
Ari stuck out her hand for Orlando to shake, but instead he raised it to his lips. " Miss Rogers, it is a pleasure to meet you"
" It's Ari, and the pleasure is all mine". At that moment, Ashley came running over " Hey, Ari, Legolas just told the coolest story. Come and hear it". She literally dragged Ari off " you can thank me later"
" It's later. Thank you so much Ash". Just then, Chris Volkova walked onto a small platform in the centre of the room " Attention all, in a few moments we will be previewing the debut single from A Lena. I invite the girl behind the vocals, Arielle Rogers, to come and speak to you all".
The crowd began to clap and cheer as Ari made her way up to the platform " Okay, umm hi. Thanks for coming tonight everyone. It means a lot to the band and me. Come on up here, Ashley, Casey, Tracey". The three girls came up onto the platform " well, I'll leave the talking to them. Thanks again everyone".
As she walked back to Legolas, Orlando cornered her. " Miss Rogers, I believe you escaped me before"
Ari craned her neck to try and spot Legolas " Umm yeah, stupid Ashley"
"So Miss Rogers, how old are you?"
" Sixteen, seventeen next month"
"Oh, you seem much older"
"How old are you?"
"Twenty six"
"Ah. Nine years older than me. Very nice"
"Indeed"
"Uh, I gotta go. Ashley's waving"
"Very odd girl that is"
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"Chris! Why are you trying to set me up with Orlando? He's nine years older than me"
"Celebrity couple. More publicity for you"
"What? Why? I have a perfectly functional boy, and he's a PRINCE"
"Yes, but Mr. Bloom is a celebrity"
"No shit Sherlock. Do I care? I'd pick smart prince over posh film star any day"
"Too bad. As your manager and producer, I order you to go out with him"
"Have you thought about his feelings. I know you don't give a shit about mine, but what about him?"
"Hey, this is Minas Tirith, anything goes"
"But he's nine years older than me. I'll be all youthful, and he'll be wanting to play indoor bowls"
"Not necessarily. A brief fling with a violent break up was more what I had in mind"
"But I could do that with anyone"
"Fine. But I chose who"
"Yeah, whatever" Ari walked off. As she left, Chris muttered " first rule of Minas Tirith. Always get it down on paper"
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"Uh. Dead. Need coffee." Ari groaned.
"You're back finally! Where the hell did you go? I've been listening to the radio all morning for your single" Legolas greeted her.
"Well, did you hear it?"
"Not yet"
"So ring up and request it?"
"Good idea"
"Uh. Dead. Need coffee"
Legolas picked up the telephone and dialed the radio station " Who or what was that guy you were talking to last night"
"Annoying. Chris wanted me to go out with him"
"He's cute"
"Are you gay?"
"Minas Tirith FM, Karen speaking"
"Uh hi. Can I request a song?"
"Yep. Sure. Go for it?"
" A Lena's debut single, What's good for me"
"Sure. Does that go out to anyone"
"My girlfriend Ari"
"And this is?"
"Legolas"
"Okay. A Lena's single, What's good for me, going out to the happy Gondorian couple, Ari and Legolas"
"Umm, we're both elves, from Mirkwood and Rivendell"
"Okay then, the happy elf couple from two places I can't pronounce"
"Do you have a speech impediment?"
"No. Okay folks, it's A Lena". The song began to play.
"I ain't no queen of hearts, I go through stages..."
*****************
'Knock, knock'
"Come in" Ari yelled from the couch in the hotel room, where she was watching TV.
"Uh. Arielle?"
"In the lounge". Orlando walked into the lounge where he found Ari sprawled on the couch wearing, white boxers and a singlet, covered in pink hearts.
"Have I come at a bad time?"
"No. You just have bad timing. I was just going to get ready to go out"
"Oh. Okay"
"I'm gonna get ready now"
"Right"
"You watch TV or something while I get ready". Orlando seated himself on the couch to wait for Ari.
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Ari rummaged through her suitcase, looking for a suitable outfit "Clothes, clothes, clothes, oooh, me like". She held out the outfit she wore for the dare "Perfect for today" She dressed and left the bedroom.
Ari strolled to the door. "Bye Orlando" She reached the door, then turned around "Oh, I think I forgot to tell you"
"Tell me what?"
Ari strode over to Orlando, and sat down in his lap, placing her forehead on his " I have a boyfriend" she hissed savagely and stood.
"Well, why didn't you say so before?"
"It seemed you weren't interested"
"But you were gonna cheat on him anyway"
"No deary, I've already done that"
"Why?"
Ari threw her hands in the air "I don't know. I just randomly kissed this guy. But why am I telling you?"
"I don't know"
"Please leave"
"I'm going now"
"Bye". Ari stepped out of the apartment after Orlando and closed the door. With that, she strode off down the corridor, leaving a puzzled Orlando behind her.
A/N well, it's done. I'm sorry it couldn't be done earlier, but our Internet was stuffed up. For those of you who celebrate Christmas, consider it a Christmas present from Smurfgals to all our reviewers. Please review and I would like three again please. Until next time, Fiona. Btw Aoibheann is said Evan, and Caoilfhionn is said Keelin.
By Smurfgals
Chapter 15
Orlando
A/N Well, it's 11:23 at night but I had to type this, you'll see why soon.
Thank you's:
True-elfy: Thank you so much for the nice review. I try to update often, but I'm a lazy ass so it doesn't get done.
The Hobbit Ivy: Yes, ROTK was good, wasn't it. Smurfgals saw it on Sunday the 21st. Thank you for the kind review.
And a special mention to Xnemesis: this was her review
This is a horrible Sue. Here are the reasons: 1. She is obviously very lovely 2. She has strange eyes 3. She is 'Elrond's second daughter' which is an extremely overused Sue plot 4. She makes a complete mockery of the customs of all beings in Arda 5. She has a freaky and hard-to-pronounce name 6. She's a half elf with red hair. There are only FIVE elves in the history of Ea to have red hair and they are all in Valinor or Mandos 7. ALL the canon characters are horribly OOC 8. She obviously goes through a lot of suffering I advise you to take these points into consideration and fix up your story. Make it a little more realistic. Also, you need to improve your grammar to a great deal. I found several mispelling and you ALWAYS start a new paragraph whenever a new person starts speaking. Please fix up your story. Ta! ~XNemesis~
Xnemesis: Firstly, there is a secret about her eyes. R-E-L is how you pronounce her name. Got it? Moreover, if you think Arielle is hard to pronounce, try pronouncing Aoibheann and Caoilfhionn. Elrond's second daughter? Yes she is, and I am aware of this plots overuse. However, it is not the main plot, so I don't really think it matters. Of course she's gorgeous, she's a half elf. Have you ever seen an ugly one? Her mother is human, which is where the red hair is from, and you said ELVES. Ari is a half elf; not a full blooded one. Well we're very sorry Ari's a bitch, but that's the way it is. Well its supposed to be AU, and the characters would have been a bit more carefree when they were younger, or we think so anyway. Yes she does suffer a lot, but shit happens, okay? We are from New Zealand, so our spelling may differ from yours and we are also aware that the formatting is a bit stuffed up, but most of the chapter files are bigger than 300kb, which means there will be errors, which I do not know how to fix. However, we will consider your points, and try to improve to your satisfaction only, as everyone else thinks it's a perfectly good story. And don't you say anything about our spelling again, if you don't plan to check yours. That is not how you spell misspelling, we're the ones who spelt it correctly. Ta! Smurfgals. Oh and your view on flames (on your bio) is identical to ours.
Now, on with the story.
The limo pulled up outside the Diamond Hotel. Screams punctuated the air as cameramen desperately tried to get a picture of the stars. A chauffeur unlocked and opened the door and Ari, Ashley, Casey, and Tracey stepped out. They strolled up the red carpet to the main entrance. Then, followed by numerous camera flashes, they entered the building.
*******************
"Arielle! Come over here, there's someone I want you to meet"
" Bye guys, I better go and be tortured and bored to death" sighed Ari, as she headed over to Chris.
" Ah, Arielle, I would like you to meet Orlando Bloom. Orlando, this is Arielle Rogers"
Ari stuck out her hand for Orlando to shake, but instead he raised it to his lips. " Miss Rogers, it is a pleasure to meet you"
" It's Ari, and the pleasure is all mine". At that moment, Ashley came running over " Hey, Ari, Legolas just told the coolest story. Come and hear it". She literally dragged Ari off " you can thank me later"
" It's later. Thank you so much Ash". Just then, Chris Volkova walked onto a small platform in the centre of the room " Attention all, in a few moments we will be previewing the debut single from A Lena. I invite the girl behind the vocals, Arielle Rogers, to come and speak to you all".
The crowd began to clap and cheer as Ari made her way up to the platform " Okay, umm hi. Thanks for coming tonight everyone. It means a lot to the band and me. Come on up here, Ashley, Casey, Tracey". The three girls came up onto the platform " well, I'll leave the talking to them. Thanks again everyone".
As she walked back to Legolas, Orlando cornered her. " Miss Rogers, I believe you escaped me before"
Ari craned her neck to try and spot Legolas " Umm yeah, stupid Ashley"
"So Miss Rogers, how old are you?"
" Sixteen, seventeen next month"
"Oh, you seem much older"
"How old are you?"
"Twenty six"
"Ah. Nine years older than me. Very nice"
"Indeed"
"Uh, I gotta go. Ashley's waving"
"Very odd girl that is"
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"Chris! Why are you trying to set me up with Orlando? He's nine years older than me"
"Celebrity couple. More publicity for you"
"What? Why? I have a perfectly functional boy, and he's a PRINCE"
"Yes, but Mr. Bloom is a celebrity"
"No shit Sherlock. Do I care? I'd pick smart prince over posh film star any day"
"Too bad. As your manager and producer, I order you to go out with him"
"Have you thought about his feelings. I know you don't give a shit about mine, but what about him?"
"Hey, this is Minas Tirith, anything goes"
"But he's nine years older than me. I'll be all youthful, and he'll be wanting to play indoor bowls"
"Not necessarily. A brief fling with a violent break up was more what I had in mind"
"But I could do that with anyone"
"Fine. But I chose who"
"Yeah, whatever" Ari walked off. As she left, Chris muttered " first rule of Minas Tirith. Always get it down on paper"
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"Uh. Dead. Need coffee." Ari groaned.
"You're back finally! Where the hell did you go? I've been listening to the radio all morning for your single" Legolas greeted her.
"Well, did you hear it?"
"Not yet"
"So ring up and request it?"
"Good idea"
"Uh. Dead. Need coffee"
Legolas picked up the telephone and dialed the radio station " Who or what was that guy you were talking to last night"
"Annoying. Chris wanted me to go out with him"
"He's cute"
"Are you gay?"
"Minas Tirith FM, Karen speaking"
"Uh hi. Can I request a song?"
"Yep. Sure. Go for it?"
" A Lena's debut single, What's good for me"
"Sure. Does that go out to anyone"
"My girlfriend Ari"
"And this is?"
"Legolas"
"Okay. A Lena's single, What's good for me, going out to the happy Gondorian couple, Ari and Legolas"
"Umm, we're both elves, from Mirkwood and Rivendell"
"Okay then, the happy elf couple from two places I can't pronounce"
"Do you have a speech impediment?"
"No. Okay folks, it's A Lena". The song began to play.
"I ain't no queen of hearts, I go through stages..."
*****************
'Knock, knock'
"Come in" Ari yelled from the couch in the hotel room, where she was watching TV.
"Uh. Arielle?"
"In the lounge". Orlando walked into the lounge where he found Ari sprawled on the couch wearing, white boxers and a singlet, covered in pink hearts.
"Have I come at a bad time?"
"No. You just have bad timing. I was just going to get ready to go out"
"Oh. Okay"
"I'm gonna get ready now"
"Right"
"You watch TV or something while I get ready". Orlando seated himself on the couch to wait for Ari.
***********************
Ari rummaged through her suitcase, looking for a suitable outfit "Clothes, clothes, clothes, oooh, me like". She held out the outfit she wore for the dare "Perfect for today" She dressed and left the bedroom.
Ari strolled to the door. "Bye Orlando" She reached the door, then turned around "Oh, I think I forgot to tell you"
"Tell me what?"
Ari strode over to Orlando, and sat down in his lap, placing her forehead on his " I have a boyfriend" she hissed savagely and stood.
"Well, why didn't you say so before?"
"It seemed you weren't interested"
"But you were gonna cheat on him anyway"
"No deary, I've already done that"
"Why?"
Ari threw her hands in the air "I don't know. I just randomly kissed this guy. But why am I telling you?"
"I don't know"
"Please leave"
"I'm going now"
"Bye". Ari stepped out of the apartment after Orlando and closed the door. With that, she strode off down the corridor, leaving a puzzled Orlando behind her.
A/N well, it's done. I'm sorry it couldn't be done earlier, but our Internet was stuffed up. For those of you who celebrate Christmas, consider it a Christmas present from Smurfgals to all our reviewers. Please review and I would like three again please. Until next time, Fiona. Btw Aoibheann is said Evan, and Caoilfhionn is said Keelin.
