Kenji
Kenji scowled as he watched her. Xien, the one who got all the attention, who everyone thought was the best in the world.
What's his problem? I go out of my way to be nice, and for what. For squat. He's about as bad as Seijuro. Xien thought as she performed yet another Ryu Tsui Sen in front of her master.
When she was done Hiko called Kenji over.
"Yes Shishou Hiko?" He asked meekly, still scowling at Xien.
"I want you to spar with this little baka deshi."
"WHAT?!!?!" Kenji sweat dropped and Xien fell over anime style.
"Seijuro, when I get my hands on you you're dead!! Why're you making me spar with him!!" Xien was propelled into the air yet again by the scruff of her neck by Hiko.
"And what makes you think you'll make me sorry baka?"
Xien just stuck out her tongue and kicked Hiko in the face.
"Why you little_____!!!!!" Hiko yelled, running after her.
Kenshin came out just as the two rushed by.
"Kenji, why's Shishou chasing Xien this time?"
Kenji sighed dramatically and leaned against the porch. "She kicked him in the face again."
Kenshin sighed as well. Things sure have been eventful with those two around, that it has. He thought to himself.
"Now spar!!" Hiko roared, pushing Xien toward Kenji. A smirk crept across his face. She had a huge black eye. Xien stuck her tongue out in reply, then moved into a stance that we all know and love.
"Get ready for the Battou jutsu." She breathed.
Kenji charged. Xien waited until the precise moment came. He barely had enough time to get his shinai up as hers whipped out of nowhere. He flew back a few steps.
"Dou Ryu Sen!" she yelled as she brought her shinai along the ground. Kenji was blown further back.
"A Battou Jutsu followed by a Dou Ryu Sen? What have you been teaching her?" Kenshin asked.
Hiko shrugged. "She's inventive."
Kenji had her in close range combat now. Blows were being delt to both sides, though Kenji was slowly beginning to have the upper hand.
"Too slow!!" Xien yelled as she jumped into the air.
"Ryu Tsui Sen!!!" **..**..
"Jeez, why did you have to go and pull that stupid trick?" Kenji muttered.
"I heard that, and besides, that stupid trick is a move in the Hitten Mitsurugi Ryu." Xien replied.
"What ever."
"Why do you constantly do that?"
Whoosh. down came the bokken on her head. "Keep working." Kaoru called.
Kenji laughed. "Now you know what it feels like to get hit with a bokken every day of the week!"
Xien rubbed the bump gently, a pouty expression that turned into one of sarcasm.
"At least you don't get called baka or baka deshi day after day after day."
"Stupid old men." They both uttered at once, then laughed.
"I need your help in getting Hiko back for my black eye. Would you be interested?"
Kenji grinned. "Only if it involves his baka deshi."
AN: hey peoples!! Sorry if this chapter isn't as funny as the others. I had to get over the fact that Kenji's jealous of Xien. That's a serious emotion too!! Thanks kandy and Katie for reviewing!! I really appreciate it!!!! I promise Xien and Kenji's gag on Hiko and Kenshin lives up to your expectations!! Pleez review some more peoples!!!
~Destiny
Kenji scowled as he watched her. Xien, the one who got all the attention, who everyone thought was the best in the world.
What's his problem? I go out of my way to be nice, and for what. For squat. He's about as bad as Seijuro. Xien thought as she performed yet another Ryu Tsui Sen in front of her master.
When she was done Hiko called Kenji over.
"Yes Shishou Hiko?" He asked meekly, still scowling at Xien.
"I want you to spar with this little baka deshi."
"WHAT?!!?!" Kenji sweat dropped and Xien fell over anime style.
"Seijuro, when I get my hands on you you're dead!! Why're you making me spar with him!!" Xien was propelled into the air yet again by the scruff of her neck by Hiko.
"And what makes you think you'll make me sorry baka?"
Xien just stuck out her tongue and kicked Hiko in the face.
"Why you little_____!!!!!" Hiko yelled, running after her.
Kenshin came out just as the two rushed by.
"Kenji, why's Shishou chasing Xien this time?"
Kenji sighed dramatically and leaned against the porch. "She kicked him in the face again."
Kenshin sighed as well. Things sure have been eventful with those two around, that it has. He thought to himself.
"Now spar!!" Hiko roared, pushing Xien toward Kenji. A smirk crept across his face. She had a huge black eye. Xien stuck her tongue out in reply, then moved into a stance that we all know and love.
"Get ready for the Battou jutsu." She breathed.
Kenji charged. Xien waited until the precise moment came. He barely had enough time to get his shinai up as hers whipped out of nowhere. He flew back a few steps.
"Dou Ryu Sen!" she yelled as she brought her shinai along the ground. Kenji was blown further back.
"A Battou Jutsu followed by a Dou Ryu Sen? What have you been teaching her?" Kenshin asked.
Hiko shrugged. "She's inventive."
Kenji had her in close range combat now. Blows were being delt to both sides, though Kenji was slowly beginning to have the upper hand.
"Too slow!!" Xien yelled as she jumped into the air.
"Ryu Tsui Sen!!!" **..**..
"Jeez, why did you have to go and pull that stupid trick?" Kenji muttered.
"I heard that, and besides, that stupid trick is a move in the Hitten Mitsurugi Ryu." Xien replied.
"What ever."
"Why do you constantly do that?"
Whoosh. down came the bokken on her head. "Keep working." Kaoru called.
Kenji laughed. "Now you know what it feels like to get hit with a bokken every day of the week!"
Xien rubbed the bump gently, a pouty expression that turned into one of sarcasm.
"At least you don't get called baka or baka deshi day after day after day."
"Stupid old men." They both uttered at once, then laughed.
"I need your help in getting Hiko back for my black eye. Would you be interested?"
Kenji grinned. "Only if it involves his baka deshi."
AN: hey peoples!! Sorry if this chapter isn't as funny as the others. I had to get over the fact that Kenji's jealous of Xien. That's a serious emotion too!! Thanks kandy and Katie for reviewing!! I really appreciate it!!!! I promise Xien and Kenji's gag on Hiko and Kenshin lives up to your expectations!! Pleez review some more peoples!!!
~Destiny
