"Christ, I feel like
Hamtaro..."
"Dude, you know if we get
busted, it's your ass. Right?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've
heard it all before.. now hand me the water hose."
"It's so dark in here, I
can't tell the difference between the water hose and the nitrogen-hose."
"Hand me whatever the hell
possesses you, then."
"Fine, take the blasted
thing!"
"Shut your hot dog holder.
If someone hears, then this whole month of plans will be wasted!"
"Ssh! I think I hear someone
calling...."
"AHEM!"
"Uhh...ehehe..H-hey Ms.
Urasue, wh-whats hangin'?"
"The next thing 'hangin'
will be your necks if you two don't, GET IN MY CLASSROOM! NOW!!"
"GEEZ! Look who forgot to
take her hot flash medication today!"
"Grrrr...when you both get
in here...."
"..."
"Did we past her vent?"
"Yeaaassh.."
"..."
"Dammit, Kag-chan, I told
you we should have tapped her morning omelet, THEN come and do this!"
"Ah sure! Blame it on the
youth! We better get going before the mononoke personally climbs in these
things herself to get us!"
"The bitch won't fit. Ahhhh,
these vents aren't like they used to be."
"Let's go!"
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Dirty Sneakers
Chapter One: Air Vent Troubles and
Troubles With Hags
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The two clad-girls entered the
classroom abruptly being the center of attention throughout the whole class.
Sniggers and giggles buzzing around like bumble bees. The older looking girl
rolled her eyes, just as the teacher opened her mouth to say something, most
likely the 'speech'.
They made their way to the back
of the classroom avoiding the glares and giggles to sit with their other
friends.
"Kagome Higurashi and
Sango Hiraikotsu," Ms. Urasue started in that
'im-going-to-tell-you-something-so-you-can-just-shut-the-hell-up-and-listen-
once-more' tone of voice. Argh, 'that' tone. 3vil to the ears of teens.
"Do I dare ask what you two were
concocting within the air vents of our school, and being LATE for MY
class?!"
"It's a pretty safe
dare." Kagome spat casually.
Most of these types of things
happened everyday.
The evil teacher of Science and
potions and all that hard junk had many secrets to keep hidden. Like the rumors
that spread about 2 years ago for instance. Ms. Urasue was to have said to have
a hidden sickle within her Science room storage closet waiting for oooone
little slip up of the student body. Then, SLASH, you're dead....that's the way
the rumor went, anyway. Of course, the principals heard nothing of this,
because every kid was scared of what the old hag would do to them.
Well, most of the kids weren't
scaredy-cats. Others were bold..they just didn't want to prove it yet, ya know?
"Detention for a week, you
wretches. Now, open your textbooks to page #398 and continue on with the rest
of our class, unless you have anything else to say...." The sensei raised
her eyebrows in a dangerous manner as if daring for them to say something.
"Uh, yeah we do
sensei." The girl Sango said matter-of-factly. "Can we go to our
proper class now?"
"BE GONE WITH YOU!"
Her boney brittle finger pointed to the exit as her shriveled voice quaked the
student's ears. Sango and Kagome got up hastily and left with the resounding
snickers tailing behind.
"To think they'd have the
decency to say goodbye.." Sango chirped falsely while swirling a strand of
her loose dark chestnut hair. Kagome let out a laugh or two and Sango joined
in. Kagome stood in front of Sango so she could talk to her better while walking
down the hall.
"And to think we were
*this* close as to knock that tea-bag out of her teaching days!"
"If only those damn
crooked ears of hers weren't so good as to hear what we were saying. She grows
a crop of gray hair in there and she still hear our whispers!" Sango threw
her hands up in the air in frustration in the meanwhile dropping her books all
over the shiny tiled floor.
"Aww, screw it." and
she kicked them all trying to keep them in the same area while walking, Kagome
helping out by her bestest friend's side.
Sango Hiraikotsu and Kagome
Higurashi were Goshinboku High's sneaky notorious tomboys. They preferred to be
called label-me-nots, but tomboys always fit their attitudes and descriptions.
Sango wore black over-alls that
has various rips in them from the usual disasters. Climbing trees, falling from
trees, schoolyard fights, little brother babysitting, etc. She wore a crimson
shirt with a large black snake coming from front to back underneath the over
alls. The shirt cut off at mid torso but the sleeves came to her wrists, a
black and white bandana on her head, and some faded red Reeboks on her feet. In
her left ear she had a mid-size hoop earring with 4 red rhinestones at the
bottom. Her features were graced with a dark crimson almost black eye shadow
above her sparkling chocolate eyes, and shiny balm on her lips.
She looked beautiful to any guy
that passed her by, earning respect and honor amoung most everyone. But yet not
*every* single person trusted her, but she was still a best friend a girl could
have overall.
Kagome, on the other hand, was
kinda picky at the way she looked. She wore a large, but not too large, dark
navy shirt with a water dragon and pixy with a big-ass sword protecting
eachother. A plaid checkered jacket with unbuttoned cuffs was over the shirt,
but was unbuttoned in the front. She wore long baggy black jeans with a red
eyed silver bladed dragon iron-on at the bottom, and a few chains at the waist.
On her right ear dangled a similar hoop to Sango's but had 4 copper stone
hanging down. On her face she wore dark blue eye shadow above her natural blue
eyes. And at the top of her head she wore a black Tekken Tag Tournament hat
backwards on her head.
Kagome was an-easy-to-make-friend if you acted the way you were
around her. False people she would pity and spit on, such as cheerleaders, but
if you act the way you intentionally were brought up, she'd be your pal for
life.
Not many teachers respected
her, but they couldn't really hate a nice face like her's and they'd let her
get away with a lot of things. Hehehehe, Kagome loved life.
The two hyper teens laughed and
chatted their way to English homeroom on first period. Sango opening the door,
and Kagome coming in from behind still kicking various textbooks and notebooks
into the classroom, and Sango shuffling in after her.
The teacher looked up from her
lesson to the two and smiled warmly. "It's about time you entered my
class, and may I be the first to say, your choice of words in conversation are
quite...colorful."
"Yeaaaassh Mrs.
Piper," Kagome slurred comically. "Mrs. Monono--I mean, Ms. Urasue
thought so too." Her friend and the other classmates present giggled
silently at the slip up.
Mrs. Piper's smile never
faltered, "Okay you two, take a seat and pick up that Red Badge Of Courage
book from the floor and turn to page #23 and follow along from there. Sound
good?"
The girls looked at each other
and shrugged happily, Sango smiled "The best offer we had all
morning!"
They went to their seats in the back
rows with their other mysterious friends. English continued on for another hour
with not much work to do, and the class spilled out into the halls like
wildfire throughout Goshinboku High once more.
Who knows what would happen on a
Monday?
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What do you think?
This is my idea so far, if you like it and want it to continue then please tell
me and I'll be right on it!
Next chapter (if it comes out) They meet InuYasha and co. as well as some other
strange characters.
So honestly, _ ......................is it good?
Damn, I ran outta crap to say.
UNTIL NEXT TIME! Chow. *vanishes*
Happy Trails to you,
Hirari the 9th Goddess Of
Maple Syrup
