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Dirty Sneakers
Chapter 2: Meeting The Boys:
Art Class Crass
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Kagome and Sango visited their
lockers and crammed all their books and stuff inside and taking out the next
round of stuff for the next class.
They shoved through the halls until
Sango spotted a familiar white haired boy with the cutest doggie ears a man
could, and would, ever have.
She jabbed Kagome lightly in the
ribs until she got her attention. "Hey, Kag-chan." Sango said
mischievously. "There's your hullabaloo. Give the guy a good ole' fashion
greeting!"
Kagome looked over to where her
best friend pointed and grinned. She stalked to his direction with Sango
tailing close by, looking like something was going to jump out at her from a
locker, or door any minute.
When Kagome finally managed to
shove through a raging sea of kids she stopped short right behind him until he
turned around.
"Hey," Kagome said
innocently. "I never noticed that beauty mark on your neck..."
Consciously the boy felt his neck
wondering what the hell in the 7 Hells what the girl talking about. "Uhh,
Kag..What beauty mark?" He said nervously.
"That one!" she
swiftly pounced on the man with her legs wrapping around his waist and putting
her head on his shoulder. The poor man consciously held her legs steadily so
she wouldn't fall off.
Sango still looked
uncomfortable, but that feeling went out the window when she saw what position
her friends were in.
"Good Morning to you too,
Kag!"
"A lovely one at that, InuYasha!"
Sango laughed as she saw Kagome
playfully kiss InuYasha allover his face and neck avoiding the lips purposely,
while InuYasha stood there laughing and turning crimson at the same time.
Suddenly some rap music started
to play and a man stepped behind Sango and firmly wrapped his strong arms
around her torso dangerously close to her chest. Her eye was now dangerously
twitching too at that movement.
"I like the way you do
that right thurr,
Swish your hips when you walk,
let down your hurr,
I like the what you do that
right thurr,
wet your lips when you talk,
that make me slurr..."
A small crowed stepped around
the singing hentai and his 'touching-bag' as some liked to call it. Sango took
no heed as the kids started to back away sloooowly.
*BAM*
*CRASH*
*SNAP!*
"Ow! Sango my Skittle,
That was my ARM!!"
"Eat me, Miroku."
"Where? When?!"
*SNAP*
*CRACKLE*
*POP*
...Wake up call to the
world....
Kagome finally got off InuYasha
and silently kicked Miroku in his side stiffly, making him grunt.
"Dumbass."
The four-some (not that
four-some, ya..aw, nevermind) have been friends since their pre-school years.
Which, to our gang, has been since first grade. Since it was now the smack down
between the 3rd and last quarter of the school year, of their 9th grade year,
they were pretty hyped. Back in their 'pre-school' years everything was great.
They first met Miroku and
InuYasha shoplifting from a local manga store, Kagome and Sango just happened
to recognize them as the other outcasts of their class and helped them get away
with the stolen goods. They still make routes to different stores every other
weekend.
The four hung out places, and
have been pretty good friends to one another ever since. Hangin' at one
another's houses, listening to music, cutting class, going places. You could
have sworn this group was family. But at the same time, know they aren't. If
ever one were in trouble the other 3 would take it from there. Nothing could
separate them.
Kagome blinked suddenly
remembering something.
"Hey, Yash, how come you
weren't in first class today?"
Sango turned to the perv who
was still on the floor. "Yeah, where were you guys?"
InuYasha leaned up against his
locker sighing an almost inaudible sigh. Almost.
"Okay, what was
that?" Kagome folded her arms gruffly across her chest.
InuYasha blinked in confusion.
"Whaaa?"
"You sighed."
"Did not."
"Yes you did, I heard
you!"
"No, I DIDN'T!"
"Actually, I heard it too,
Yash."
"Shut 'ur cave Miroku, I
didn't sigh!!"
"Migraine.. migraine..."
"Sorry, Sango my
pumpkin-cakes."
"If you want to keep that
hand, I suggest you back it away from my ass."
"But Sango-kins! You very
well know that my hand has a mind of it's own, and I for one, am not Mrs.
Cleo..."
*SLAP!*
"Well then I suggest you
court her, and keep away from me!"
"Oh shit! Look at the
time! We're almost 3 minutes late for class!"
"Dammit, you're right
Kag-chan! C'mon we gotsta hurry, we got Art next!"
"Yeeeeeeeesss!!"
"Feh!"
"You're telling me about
what you're all sighy and crap at lunch or I'll give you something to Feh
about!"
"Well lets get a move
on."
And off they ran to the next
story of the building to Art Class, tripping each other on the way to get in
first.
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In Art class they all sat down
at some abandoned tables. They were all in the same class because InuYasha
blackmailed the Secretary Aoshi to change the schedule. Why? Oh.. If our stubborn
little action figure didn't get his way, then everyone would be hearing the
little tape recording of her and the American-transfer janitor, Mr. Steve.
Can't go wrong with that, now can you?
Kagome sat down in a squeaky
chair next to Sango, Miroku sat next to her, and InuYasha sat next to Kagome in
the seat to her right. The class was starting to gossip about a new exchanged
student that was said to be coming in today.
"Do you think it's
true?" Kagome said aloud to no one imparticular. "Of course it is
Kagome-sama, I saw her this morning when I was in the office." Miroku
replied. "She looked pretty down-drafted."
"That's not a word Miroku,
you should stop skipping English all the time. It's rubbing off on you!"
Sango twitched for the millionth time that morning when she felt a hand go on
her upper chest.
"Oh Sango my little grape of the vine, you DO care!" Miroku smirked, but stopped short when a fist connected with his eye.
"Asswipe.."
Suddenly the door slammed open
revealing another tardy fool. I mean, bright student. It was a girl who looked
fairly skinny like Sango but had short, ruffled sky blue hair with black square
glasses in some rainbow clothes. Not preppy rainbow clothes, but 70's type.
With the black combat boots and all.
The girl walked up to the
teacher and her first words were, "Take it- -JIZZ-JIZZTRAP!"
Everyone's head jerked up at her statement but went back to what they were
doing knowing it was only,
"Crayon, why don't you
take a seat?" The sensei spoke softly and waved her hand in the direction
of the empty seat in front of Kagome.
"Thanks-WHORE!!...sorry."
Crayon went the directed seat and sat down. "Yo DILLHOLES."
"Hello to you too,
Crayon." casually replied the table.
For they all knew the dangers of
Tourette Syndrome. Crayon slipped on her Discman playing Def Jam as a
distraction to not talk anymore then she needed to.
No one ever knew why Crayon
even went to school. She wasn't allowed. Near schools, churchs, temples, holy
grounds, playgrounds, nowhere near those. Everyone figured Crayon had ADD and
just didn't listen anyways. She was good in school and had very few friends.
Not like she cared, she had her Tourette Syndrome. The world makes sense again.
Soon the sensei had everyone
making pots with little pieces of glass (and some smartasses pretending to have
a deadly disease after getting cut by them and getting afterschool detention)
and making them clean up after the project had been completed. Basically
Crayon, Sango and Kagome were the ones who enjoyed art the most, so they were
happy through the whole project.
The bell rang reminding
everyone soon the next class would start. Almost the whole class was groaning
while some were parading around on sugar highs, and the left the classroom in a
flurry.
But not our four people, nope.
They took their sweet time. And so did someone else.
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THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO
REVIEWED! I WILL HOPE TO PERSONALLY REVIEW THEM NOW! Whoops, forgot to lower
the keys..... ^-^ Thank you!
I hope this chapter was long
enough, and I'm SO sorry it took awhile to update! You know what my problem
was?
How to spell tourette syndrome.
=_=
I thought it was Turret, but then
I looked it up and said powerful fort. POWERFUL FORT DISEASE? Where had my mind
gone?!
I made a mistake. BIG
mistake..........I saw InuYasha Movie #2 screenshots.....
It was a mistake! I didn't
wanna see them. Now that I know it's so
close to the end, it's starting to make me like InuYasha less, I'm so stupid.
*el sob* I didn't even see most of the InuYasha episodes, I'm on DVD #10 for
the love of God!
Lemme just tell you, kiddies, DON'T GIVE INTO PEER PRESSURE. Kick them in the nards and walk awaaaay.
Well.
My ear ache is getting better.
HOORAY! The 9$ pills actually help. They better.. They were nine damn dollars
for one pink little pill. I got 6 pills. Yay.. math... Christ. 3 CHEERS FOR
INSURANCE!!
HIP-HIP-HOOORAAY!!
HIP-HIP-HOORAY!!
HIP-HIP-HOORAAAAAAYY!!!!!
So my little fiesta is over.
More characters will be arriving in the next chapter, and the next chapter
after that! Be on the look out for more waff and all that good stuff. REVIEW
TOO.
P.S. I don't own Chingy as so used in
this chapter. For he owns himself.
Love ya,
Hirari the 9th Goddess Of
Maple Syrup
