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   Dirty Sneakers

          Chapter 3: Sesshoumaru and Naraku Over For Lunch


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After almost being late for yet another class, Kagome, InuYasha, Miroku, and Sango entered 4th period, Math, and sat down in the back near some pretty strange people.


One girl had a pirate's eye patch over right eye and wore womanly pirate styled clothing that consisted of crimson sash, golden strings dangling golden coins, black steel-toed boots, a velvety black shirt with poofs on the shoulders that was tied over the collar bones, and a long white skirt with various holes and discolored patches decorated among it. And a blue bandana with white designs tied on her head. To the untrained eye it looked interior, from some wealthy clothing company. But really, she made it all herself. She had a whole closet full of her scratch clothing. And her closet was BIG, considering she sold some of her formal designs for big cash leading to mucho denero.


Her name was Kaede Miko.


Two girls that wore opposite clothes sat in two seats ahead of the swashbuckler looking like detachments from the world (hehe). One was shorter then the other. The shorter one had narrowed black beady eyes, in a white tank top with white overalls that came down to her knees in a jean fashion. On her feet were white Sketchers with black bottoms. On her ears swing a cascading line of diamonds that reached her jaw line. On her tank top was the black part of the Ying Yang, the Yang with the white dot in the middle. She had pinned black Hyacinths clipped on each side of her head. Her skin, snow white.


The other girl was quite the opposite. She was taller and had strange cherry colored eyes that clashed with her outfit. She had everything contradictory to the shorter girl, including the Ying Yang piece, for she had the Ying with the black dot. Her skin was satisfactorily tanned.



Both girls were said to be sisters. The albino was named Kanna Onigumo, the other, Kagura Onigumo.


A girl who sat in the lead of the two girls was yet another girl they knew. She looked like Kagome, yet not like her. In fact, this girl was a slut. No doubt. Her scarlet mini skirt and white tube top with red stitches that showed more skin then need be, gave it away.


She had long bizarre black hair, red tipped bangs to match her skirt. She does it every morning when she wakes up, just so it could match her outfit for the day. Every girl secretly wish she'd just fall over her large flats into the art kiln and die. Hey, there's always hope.


This hoe's name was Kikyo Miko.


Then there was a boy. He had pitch-ebony hair that trailed down to his knees, but hung loosely in a ponytail. On his visage he had on light blue eye shadow over his auburn colored eyes. His jeans were black and baggy with assortments of thick chains from the belt loop to belt loop. He wore a loose fitting gray tee, with a large tarantula on the front and on the back in bold black letters it said 'SPIDER8MAN'. It was said that this guy had a loose thing for spiders and all those creepy crawlies.



It was also spread as a rumor that his father was an abusive alcoholic, and had taken a spider-like red-hot poker and burned his son's lower back from a drunken rampage. His sisters had the same burns, but Kanna's was in the form of a rimmed mirror, and Kagura's a fan.


This guy's name was Naraku Onigumo.


Kagome and Sango took a seat next to the twins while InuYasha sat next to Kikyo, and Miroku next to Naraku. Kagome looked back and saw InuYasha sit next to Kikyo feeling a pang of hurt and anger.


Kikyo saw this and triumphantly smirked, linking an arm around InuYasha's.


Kagome was more hurt when he didn't dare move it. She brushed it off as paranoia, but knew deep down inside that she was impaired by the notion.


Sango didn't miss it, either. She scowled to herself, 'I knew that InuYasha had news to tell us... But I never knew he would stoop so low as to go to the nearest bitch, and for what? What does she have, that Kagome hasn't nailed down?..Besides the slut thing.' She rolled her eyes, and shook her head in spite of herself. 'Damnit, InuYasha. What have you gotten yourself into?'


The teacher for the class hadn't come in, and it was already 10 minutes past class time. Everyone shrugged it off and started grouping off into little cliques.


Maybe the teacher scheduled for his nuthouse appointment during the school time, again. Hmmm...


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"Don't be a bitch! Now pays meh what 'choo owes meh!" A man with his hair braided in a fine manner that tinted brown in the light, slammed his clenched fist over the metal table he was sitting at. He glared at the wench across from him crossly.


"LISTEN SLEEZEBALL! I already gave you half of the money! What MORE do you want?!" A young girl with short emerald hair yelled in exasperation clinging tight to her purse strap. She dressed also like a slut. Short bottle green skirt that had black suspenders clinging over her army brat spaghetti string shirt, also gave it away.


"The OTHER half, you whore! I want my money, and I WANT IT NOW!!" He squinted his ruby red eyes, just daring her to defy him.


By now the whole cafeteria had their attention glued to them.


The girl rolled her eyes, and got up from the table. The emerald haired lady opened her purse and threw two quarters dead at his eyelids, "Fine! Take your 50 cents! Is it so much to be hassled over a Snickers bar these days?!" She looked up from walking and caught all the bizarre glances she was getting.

        "EAT YOUR DAMN FOOD! THERE ISN'T ANYTHING TO SEE HERE!"



At the mention of 'food' everyone went back to what they were doing acting as if nothing ever happened.


"Ooooo~kay, I think Yura has set of her sluttish little rocker again. What is that? The third time this week she had to pay back a dollar to a mixture of different people?" Sango put down her half of a sandwich and swished her spoon around while talking. She then got a thoughtful look on her face.


Kagome was in mid-bite of her banana peanut-butter sandwich, "The last time it was a butterfingers. It makes me wonder why she isn't gaining weight by now. Or dead ass poor."


Miroku sat down at the table five minutes later joining into the conversation of the hysterical Kagome and delusional Sango as they began to chorus into the song "UnHappy Girl" by Amy Ketchum. "What's the topic today, my lovely 'go-chans?" Unnoticeably edging closer to Sango.


She glared at him then lightly slapped his head when he got closer, "Nothing is the topic and no means NO!"


He smirked cocking a brow, "So what do you say?"


       Kagome chuckled lightly, "GEEZ! You are a dense hentai, Houshi! (H/N: his last name as of... now)"


Kagome stopped short of her chuckling when the two 'lovey-doves' started poking each other while eating. She looked curious for a moment then decided to speak.


"Hey where is 'Yash? He always sits with us... It's like an unwritten law!"


"Maybe that's because he's sitting with his new 'girlfriend'." A shady figure loomed over their table accompanied by a long silver haired fellow, clad in a tight red muscle shirt, a sleeveless black vest, tight blue jeans and a diamond earring in his left ear.


Miroku smiled, "Naraku, Sesshoumaru! What brings you here, my friends?" The two figures dropped their lunch trays unto the table not caring if some of the food spluttered in different areas.

        Sango raised her spoon at them like a pirate with a shiny new sword, "What he said!"


"We couldn't stand to see the groping at the other slab. So we're sitting with you all for as long as my baby brother keeps making a fool out of himself. It's embarrassing, really." Sesshoumaru sighed in defeat poking at his 'Broccoli Delight' with the spork. Naraku just nodded in recognition and patted Sess on his back knowingly.


"Girlfriend? He never mentioned anything to us about a girlfriend. And did I hear the word 'groping'? He's GROPING her?!!" Kagome's left eye was twitching dangerously, Sango and Miroku took notice of this and tried to get her to stop but found it useless after two shots.

        Ahh, valiums aren't like they used to be..


"I wonder why he hasn't told any of us yet. Yash always gets me the goods on his whereabouts, I'm his bud, for the love of Buddha!"


        Naraku blinked, confused. "You mean to say, he hasn't told any of you? Sugoi. You're his damn friends, and we found out before you did. Small world." Naraku downed some of his milk, the only sanitary thing in the cafeteria.


Sesshoumaru knocked his tray off the table making one of the nerds that passed by, trip. "Little brother sure has his way with the ladies. Why Kikyo? She's a fucking doornail. Anyone can screw her. What he needs is a challenge."


Sango pointed her spoon at Sess accusingly, but shocked at what just came out of his mouth none-the-less, "Watch your mouth, young man!"


He raised his hands in mock apology.


       When Kagome finally found the urge to speak again she coughed going back into deep thought. 'Why would he date Kikyo? The slut has had half of Tokyo's male population! Does InuYasha not notice that? Is he that desperate for an immediate person? Does he...does he not think I'm enough? GRR! I don't care. The whore can suck out his blood through a Juicy Juice straw for all I care. Hmpf!'


She turned her head to see Kikyo glomping and pointedly making attempts to grope the dog-eared boy.


He smirked and wagged his finger like some mother would do to a child that has done something wrong. He looked up to see Kagome's slanted glance turn away sadly. A wave of unknown guilt washed over him like a Tsunami.

        InuYasha's eyes were ragged with shock, 'Oh no! I didn't tell her!' He shook Kikyo's form from off his arm, looking hopelessly at the drained Kagome from across the canteen. 'DAMNIT!' InuYasha never noticed his fist harshly connect with the table, creating a large dent. Or the screams and cries that came from the cheerleading bimbos as he did so.


        Figures his brother said something, and then along came the spider.

        For the remainder of the hour for lunch, his eyes never left Kagome. Not once, still baring the fact that staring at her wasn't going to help make her feel better.

       Kikyo grunted at the loss of attention, and went back to talking in the unknown language known as 'Cheerocrisotopolitous' to her bubbly clique. A language, no one will ever get through knowing without asprin and a wad of ginseng.


InuYasha never even takes a second look at what he's got until he loses it... the common asshole.

         Now back to the Party of 5.


Sesshoumaru and Kagome were engaged in conversation about the tough, sleezy trials of being a slut and many cruel ways to kill them. Naraku soon joined in up till the 'ways to kill them' part.


Sango and Miroku on the other hand, were devising plans to get Kagome and InuYasha as a pair. Even though both wouldn't admit it, they really did like each other. Maybe even...love?


The bell soon rang letting everyone know lunch was over and to hurry your asses elsewhere. Everyone got up grudgingly and headed out the corridor to their next classes.


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From Ass Kicker to Ass Crammer! Proof that Sess is OOC=more fans.


        And I bet eeeeeveryone who read this story up to here thought that Inu/Kag was a couple, right? NOPE! Not yet at least. Just wait till you get to chapter 8...


REVIEW RESPONSES!


loozer-009 = Kagome and InuYasha shall be a couple in later chapters, for now, I shall make InuYasha a jackass. He will pay dearly filled with guilt later. And I need ideas to kill Kikyo! All I have now is to dig her heart out with Sess's spork. Safety first. Heh heh. ^_^ Thank you for reviewing my story!!


Three-Letter-Word (formally known as Ice) = *looks around wildly* _ HAMPSTERS OF CURIOUSNESS?! *stuffs herself in a cabinet* eep! save me..!


EvilBunnies = I know how Florida is. Bah! Us Floridians can't get a good price on nectarines, and now THIS?! What is the world coming to?! I tried looking for the second InuYasha movie in Sam Goody, SunCoast, GameStop, and Best Buy. I found nothing. NADA! I really think that's unfair, neh?! I can't even find the first DVD Movie of InuYasha. Where didja get yours? *blinks* ^_^ I'm continuing zeh story now! The next chapter after this should be coming out in a week....I babble alot, don't I? Heh heh!


SesshoumaruFanCall911 = Thank you before for pointing out my faults in spelling! Sorry I didn't thank you earlier. Thank you! Alas. I Have a SPELLCHECKER! The reason I can't think of is why I had to DOWNLOAD it from another program! O_ Maddness. Maddness!! Thanks for your review! ^_^


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My mom has a date tonight with the TIDYTEAM DIRECTOR! People who fix roofs and clean tiolets for a living.


If your father's name is Dave and he works for Tidyteam, I would scream. Not like your father would work for that company, and if he is your father. Then I just want to tell you... your father is a queer. Purple is not his color, really!

       Would you look at that, my gaydars' goin' cra-zay! Beep.. beep...


My sister was attacked in her own home. And now she's telling me she was being an 'instigator'? Does this mean I was worrying over nothing, and being a hard ass since last week? I hate it when I'm the one with egg on my face. ._. Damn you, Marco and Amande...



I swear I needed to say something. Now I forgot..........oh yeah!!


PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! FOR THERE WILL BE WIERD THINGS GOING ON IN THE NEXT CHAPTER, I think. I don't know. What do you think should happen? IDEAS ARE ALWAYS EXCEPTED WITH OPEN ARMS! ^_^


Pairings: Kagome/InuYasha, Miroku/Sango, Sess/Rin, Kouga/Ayame, Naraku/Kikyo. These are sane parings.


BACKUP Pairings: Kikyo/InuYasha (fuck no), Sango/Sess, Rin/Kouga, Kagome/Naraku, Ayame/Miroku. These are INsane pairings.


Vote for what you want to see. Majority rules. And please don't just review my story just to vote, I'll get pretty sad.


The pairings shall be decided in the next chapter. Which should be up in a week. Or a day after that. ^_^

        Ozzy eats a burrito...


I'm done with my rambling.


Much Love and Syrup,

Hirari the 9th Goddess of Maple Syrup