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I DO NOT OWN, NOR WILL I EVER OWN: MCDONALDS (burn it), BARNEY (burn him too!), MASTERCARD (again no plastic), GEIKO(ah, I need a car first), OR GOLDFISH (the cracker not the fish!)

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YU-GI-OH! Commercials Part Two

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~McDonald's Commercial~

Ronald McDonald happily skips through the streets of Domino City. Smiling and nodding a hello to everyone he meets, humming the McDonald's theme song. Soon comes across Marik, slumped in the shadows looking very pissed. Curious, Ronald walks over to him.

Ronald: What's the matter?

Marik: Buzz off!

Still grinning like an idiot, Ronald puts his arms around Marik shoulder.

Ronald: Now now. That's no way to behave. Hey! I've got an idea to cheer you up!

Marik: *glares over at him*

Ronald spins around faster and faster magically transforming himself into a painter, begins to paint a happy face.

Ronald: *sings* Put a smile on! Put a smile on! Everybody come on! Put a smile on!

Marik: *screams, while holding his hands over his ears* STOP IT!

Ronald: *perlexed look* I guess that didn't work. *lightbulb pops above his head* Ah-ha!

Marik: *looks up at the lightbulb puzzled* Now how in the hell did he do that?

Ronald spins again transforming himself into Barney McDonald *shudders*

Barney McDonald: *annoying laugh* Hey der kiddie. You know what you need? *annoying laugh* A hug. That always brings a smile on my face. And then I'll treat you to a happy meal at McDonalds! What do you say?

Marik: You touch me and your dead!

Barney McDonald: Oh, is that any way to behave?

Marik: Stay away freak! *slowly starts to back away*

Barney McDonald: *approaches him* Give us a hug! *sings* I love you. You love me. We're a happy fam...

Marik: *screams bloody murder, leaps up and starts to stab and slice at Barney McDonald with the Millenium Rod.*

Barney McDonald: *continues to sing, smiling.*

Marik: AH! Why won't you die! DIE! DIE! DIE! *laughs like a maniac as the blood squirts up into his face.

Barney McDonald: See. You can smile! Now for a happy meal at McDonalds!

Barney McDonald spins around returning back into Ronald McDonald.

Ronald: Lets go friend! *takes a few steps before he falls apart in pieces, dead.*

Marik: *smiles, walks off humming the McDonald theme song in a tormented tone*

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~MasterCard Commercial~

Shampoo/Conditioner: $10.00

Professional haircut: $15.00

Professional perm: $40.00

Hiring Bakura to do Yami's hair instead of a professional: Priceless

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's MasterCard. Accepted everywhere.

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~Geiko Car Insurance Commercial~

*Beautiful peaceful afternoon. The birds are chirping. A cool breeze blows through a almost deserted highway. Joey stands near the edge of the roadway looking right and left for oncoming traffic. Seeing no one, steps out into the road. Just as he is halfway across, a limozine comes screeching around the corner.

Joey: *yelps, falls backwards*

*Driver of the limo lays down on the horn while turning the wheels of the vehicle sharply in the opposite direction of the blonde hair boy. Limo crashes into a tree, smoke billows out of the hood.*

*Scene cuts to Bakura who casually crosses the street over to Joey*

Bakura: Nice work Wheeler! Hope that stupid mortal knows about Geiko!

Limo driver: Sir, are you alright?

Kaiba: *grumbles angrily* Stupid mutt! Get Geiko on the line NOW!

Announcer: 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on your car insurance! That is as long as you call before an accident

Joey: *snickers*

Kaiba: *grumbles* Stupid mutt!

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~Goldfish Commercial~

*Entire cast of YU-GI-OH! on a merry-go round, glaring at each other as the merry-go round spins going faster and faster.*

Bakura: Why must I be here? I should be out claiming the Millinium Items for my own!

Marik: *eyes Yami* Soon the pharoah's power will be mine!

Tristen: *to annonymous girl* Hey there! Want to come back to my place?

Yugi: Yami! I'm scared!

Malik: *singing* No body likes me. Everybody hates me!

*Goldfish cracker appears next to Malik.*

Malik: AHHHHH! *falls off the merry-go round*

Bakura: Ha! Ha! Stupid mortal!

*Goldfish appears next to Bakura*

Bakura: *AH! DEMON FISH! *leaps off of the merry-go round*

*More and more Goldfish appear next to the characters. Each character in return, scream and jump off.*

ALL: EVIL GOLDFISH!

*Goldfish chases the characters with a domented smile singing in unison*

Here's our jingle for YU-GI-OH!

We wrote a song for YU-GI-OH!

The anime that deals with dueling

That is until the show is over

Didja know they're made by Japanese

And that they're an anime and not cartoonies

The anime you'll love:

YU-GI-OH!

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*commercials end, Yu-Gi-Oh! returns on air*

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Kanatasha: Okay, I admit not at good as the first. Any new ideas? And oh I know someone suggested the "Angry Gumball Commercial" But I kind of forgot about that one. If someone could remind me about that one, I'd be more then happy to create my own "Angry Gumball Commercial" Anyways, thanks for the reviews. Now give me some more Reviews!