Disclaimer: *is seen sketching a picture of little Poison Ivy and Periwinkle vines brutally killing Kikyo* Well... I sure as hell didn't do it...


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I've decided to update early because of all the reviews I have gotten! Thank you so much! It really made my day!! Except for the review that thought Crayon was insulting. Lemme' respond to that person right now, so things can get a bit cleared up.


Green Lantern(1)- I'm sorry that what Crayon says is insulting, but the truth behind Tourette Syndrome is the fact that, well, what she says is what Tourettes mainly is. It's a basic default that people who have it, can't take over their uncontrollable outbursts. Like what Crayon says, she can't help saying it, because that's basically what Tourette Syndrome is. A person with uncontrollable outbursts. And about ADD. My biological-father has ADD. And believe me, I know what that is, and I know you do too. So I won't go into that. Other then any of this, I can't lower Crayon's futile..language. She's actually supposed to have it at random, actually. Might aswell turn it up then. Sorry about any confusion this may have brought up! Thanks for telling me what you have to say. n_n


Okay, with that out of the way! *pulls out a microphone (Nabiki Tendo style)* KIKYO-BASHING AHEAD! All Kikyo fans please precede to the nearest exit... I repeat, ALL Kikyo fans get the fuck out of here. *looks around* Looks like the coast is clear to continue. PUBLIC HUMILIATION to come... Remember to smile, everyone!


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Dirty Sneakers

        Chapter 5: How The Wolf Angered The Dog


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'What... the... fuck?!' InuYasha's eyes widened to the size of dinner plates. 'How did.. HE find out?! I would have thought the bleachers were secret enough..' Crayon cringed and started to twitch. She then turned to InuYasha struggling to contain herself from kicking dog-boy in the groin.


"POMP--POMPUS ASSHOLE!!" She started to itch behind her ear to contain her fairly loud outburst, "JACKASS! HALF-BREED.. GUTTER WHORE!!"

         At the sign of InuYasha's face turning from anger to sorrow, she decided it was best to go home. It was already past 8 o'clock and her little sister, Pastel, would be loaded with marshmallows soon if someone wasn't there to stop her first.

        Crayon jogged down the rest of the Higurashi's shrine steps and high- tailed it on home, not even bothering to keep herself silent along the way.


Shippou watched Crayon's retreating back. After she was out of sight, Shippou turned to InuYasha silently and glared at him. Wishing, just wishing, that he would stare some sense into him. Apparently not, for InuYasha caught his gaze and gruffly snorted in his general direction.


"You think so too, huh Tails?" He spat out like it was poison to his tongue. InuYasha narrowed his eyes waiting for Shippou's reply.


Shippou, being the 'kind' and 'intellectual' person he was, decided to ignore that little nickname and avoid the subject. He knew it was InuYasha's weak spot.. Being called a 'half-breed', and all.

        He even heard Kikyo use that name, while talking to some white-trash princesses... whoops, cheerleaders on her squad when referring to him. Kagome would never do that to Inuyasha. She was always there to defend him somehow.. Even if she was angry at him, she was still by his side. Shippou thought otherwise, this time.

        He knew of her little crush on InuYasha since the 2nd grade when they all first met Shippou for the first time.. But if he knew Kagome well, then something bad.. REAL bad, was going to happen to a certain someone.


"You're turning into one of them InuYasha." Shippou said, avoiding InuYasha's last question.


"Feh. Turning into who?" IuYasha replied, stressing the word 'who'. He didn't know what Shippou was going at, but he hoped it wasn't leading to the subject of making Kagome cry.


Shippou out stretched his finger into the black night pointing at the sidewalk where it was silent and vacant.


Just then, a pair of hyperactive preps with the blonde hair and googly eyes passed by the shrine steps, oogling at Shippou's bare chest. "The people who deceived you from the beginning. Since I met you, the people who cared about you most were lost somehow, somehow, in a frenzy with your ego."


InuYasha ripped his gaze away from the giggling and talkative beach trash, turning to Shippou in hopes of retorting him back...



..Only to find that Shippou was gone. InuYasha turned back to the spot where the preps were at last, but found out they were nowhere to be seen.


Suddenly a loud 'riiip' sound followed by Shippou's physically disturbed voice.


"Stupid bitches! You better get on outta' here before I spoon those wide eyes outta your head and feed them to Naraku...I SAID SCAT!!" The sound of hurrying footsteps were noisily heard followed by a string line of curses from the red head boy himself.


A few moments of silence went bye, and InuYasha was still pondering what to do about this whole situation. He walked home in silence, as to not wake his brother, and fell into a light sleep.


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Kagome had phoned Sango that morning to tell her that Hojo Omega (I actually thought this was his last name. You know why? Because when Hojo first appeared in the episodes, they said 'Hojo the mega..hunk.' I thought they said Omega. Hojo Omega. But I don't know if he's got a last name anyways, so this is his name from now on. ^_^), her friend, was staying for the next two months in Tokyo.


Sango wanted to shoot Kagome, of course, because Hojo was like a younger version of her Jii-chan. '..and that's why they call it waffles.' was the last Sango heard from him  before she beat him over the head with her spoon.


But on this dark and cloudy Tuesday morning, they had taken Hojo to class. He was partnered with Sango and Kagome to act out characters from the Red Badge of Courage.. They all changed the words and made it into their own play.


It was raining harder and harder each moment that flew bye in that class. The teachers figured Hiten lost another game of 21 to Naraku as if they both were in on it. Hiten must be mad, they thought, and went back to their cereal bars.


Mrs. Piper looked up from her stack of already graded papers to her window. It was really raining hard outside and if you were a tourist, you'd think it was night-time from the looks of it.

        Turning her head back to the class, she saw that some of the students were already sleeping. 'Always does the trick.' Mrs. Piper smiled, and pulled out her rubix cube.


InuYasha sat by Miroku, discussing his recent behavior to his best friend. Miroku already knew about it, and told him to shut up. So now Miroku was flirting with Sergeant Sango and Colonel Kagome.

        The two girls used their pinky fingers as swords and started poking Miroku and Hojo into a tickling fit until they were both rolling around on the floor, crying like babies.



InuYasha sat fuming and griping at his desk seeing Hojo poke Kagome in the tummy every now and then. No one else really cared because they were either asleep, or cheering on Mrs. Piper to fix the rubix cube. But then they shortly fell asleep after a while.


He watched as they all had fun poking and reciting lines from the book. 'If only I didn't see Kikyo, maybe I would be the one tickling Kagome instead of Hobo..' InuYasha sadly thought to himself.

        He shook it out of his head before he got second thoughts about leaving Kikyo. 'No. Kikyo is my girlfriend and I'll stick (H/N: like glue?) with her no matter what.. Nothing these people can do can change me.' These people? Since when did he refer to his best friends as these people? Since now.


Sango was the first to sit up from that 'tedious battle scene'. Still giggling a bit, she wondered if InuYasha was getting jealous yet..



"Girls win," Kagome sat up and high-fived Sango.

        They both blinked at the two boys who looked like they were dead. Sango poked the pulse on Miroku's neck with the tip of the book. Kagome giggled because she was propped up against the wall and using Hojo's stomach as a footrest. He didn't mind though, he was still trying to catch his breath.


Sango edged down closer to Miroku's face, but didn't notice that his eyebrows twitched that sort of way..


"Boo." Miroku's eyes snapped open quick enough to see her Red Badge Of Courage book thrown behind her in complete surprise. And to get a quick--


"HENTAI!" Sango pummeled Miroku until he was really unconscious. Causing Kagome to giggle more and Hojo to laugh. Soon enough, Sango got around to laughing too, and they were all squirming on the floor in laughter. (H/N: *el sob* I just love these moments..)



Minus InuYasha, who round-eyed gawked at Kagome's strange behavior. Not to mention, Miroku's and Sango's. Something wasn't right here. InuYasha brushed it off as stress (H/N: Like most of us do) and continued reading from his book.


Suddenly, the door burst open to reveal a soggy teenage boy who looked about the same age as InuYasha. He had dazzling azure tinted eyes, wet black hair that was held in a high pony tail, and a built chest, but not too muscular by the looks. He wore a brown baggy shirt that said 'Bull Dozer' and had a Monster Jam truck on the back that resembled a bull (I love that monster truck. For me its WAY better then the Grave Digger), but was also wet due to the heavy rain. He wore baggy black over-alls that hid his shoes, making him look really handsome.


"Am... I in the right class?" The guy blinked and looked at all the sleeping people at their desks except for the silver haired teen. He was also oblivious to the people on the floor.


Mrs. Piper looked up from her rubix cube to the adorable guy in the doorway. She brightly smiled and led him inside of her classroom.


"You are the new student, neh?" The boy nodded his head in recognition and took another step forward not noticing the raven-haired girl on the floor that was looking up at him. The boy tripped and landed on the floor next to her with an 'oof!'.


"Ow! Watch where you sit, wen--Oh hello.." His eyes brightened at the presence of the most gorgeous girl he had ever tripped over. He felt himself slowly blush for the fist time, in a long time.

        "I'm so sorry I should have watched where I was going, and--"



Kagome smiled at him knowingly and waved her hand as if calling off the subject.


"No you are right, I should have moved out of the way. I'm sorry." Kagome's smiled never faltered as she outstretched her hand to the boy next to her.

       "Konnichiwa, I'm Kagome. Kagome Higurashi."


InuYasha's eyes narrowed from behind his book, as if he was trying to read it, just daring this wolf to even touch Kagome. Too bad for him though, because Kouga was too entranced by her, himself. Dog boy growled startling some kids out of their sleep, groggy-eyed and pissed.


The boy smiled lightly at her offer of her hand and shook it all the while thinking of how beautiful her name was. "I..Uh, yes.. um, hmm, I-I'm Kouga. Kouga Ookami." The boy stuttered finally remembering his name and acting as if he just found out that it was his.



InuYasha broke of pieces of his desk. Boy, was Kouga going to get it later on..


Sango, Miroku and Hojo crawled behind Kagome and waved at Kouga from the floor or on their knees.


Kagome blinked. "Oh yes! Kouga, these are my friends, Sango Hiraikotsu, Miroku Houshi, and Hojo Omega. Guys, this is Kouga Ookami."


Sango visibly smirked at her lot in luck. 'Yet another one who is tripping over their tongues for my best friend... Oh this is good. Reaaaaally good! What now?...GIRL TALK!'


"Kagome if I may speak to you for a moment. This'll only be a moment you guys, why don't you talk to Kouga and get to know him." Sango was already dragging Kagome to the other side of the room without a choice on her part. Kagome just waved to the three stooges in a worried expression.


Sango plopped Kagome on the floor again and lay out on her stomach next to her.


"So what do you think?" Sango inquired, jerking her thumb in Kouga's general direction. The boys apparently gotten into a conversation where Hojo was getting slapped for being a stupid ingrate. Wow, Kouga fit in with the best of them already.


Kagome looked up at Sango. "Of Kouga? He's pretty cool. Has a great taste in Monster trucks and the boys seem to like him," Kagome said lifting up her head to witness that Kouga and Miroku were now full pouncing on Hojo. Must be the waffle history again..



Sango smirked down at Kagome's face. Sango opened her mouth and started singing that small song from Mrs. Congeniality. "You want to hug him. You want hold him. You want to love him. You want to kiss hi-- Mpphhf!" She was cut off because of Kagome's hand being slapped to her mouth like she just recited an Egyptian curse.



"Sango-chan shut-up! That's not what I meant! Not at all!!" You can tell from a mile back that if Kagome turned anymore red, she could be mistaken for a Canadian wrecking ball.

        "Now let's go back before--" Kagome was cut off by a certain white haired boy landing in front of her face, with a full-blown scowl and all.


"What does this boy have that I don't?" growled a fuming, nearly pouting, InuYasha. Geez. So much for cutting down to the chase...

        Kagome's expression turned to one from happy, to sad, to anger-from-hell. When he didn't receive an from her, Sango glared mad-as- hell at InuYasha.


"Leave us be, InuYasha! Go back to your hormonal cheerleader and leave Kag-chan alone! Can't you tell that you've hurt her enough?" Sango quipped, silver-haired teen bustling in a mental argument. A scowl swept across his face, smearing his guilt-ridden expression into anger to match his cocky attitude.


"This has nothing to do with you Sango! SO STAY OUT!" His voice raised in volume as he stood up from squatting and loomed over Sango like she was but a mere shadow. But still she stood, followed by Kagome, soon starting a verbal frenzy between the three.


Miroku, Hojo, and Kouga gave each other a worried glance before going over to the three people on the other side of the room. Nearly instantly they ran over to them and held fast to stop the three from arguing.



"Neko-Yasha, stop that!!"


"Calm down everyone!"


"Get away from Kagome-chan, dog breath!" Kouga's fist flew twords InuYasha's cheek, and successfully gave him the first hit. Eyes widening in rage, InuYasha stepped back from the impact of the blow, holding his now bruising cheek with his left hand carefully. Kouga's eyes blazed in fire as he mentally dared this dumbass to hit him back.


Miroku looked at the huffing Kouga then back at InuYasha.


"InuYasha, you must learn not to pressure subjects on people who are your friends, especially. This is not how you should repay us when we've been by your side for many years. Keep this up, and you'll be lonesome one day, my friend." Miroku stated, in a scary, monk like sorta' way. Gaining stares from some, but got pride from Sango.

         InuYasha wasn't impressed, so he slapped the comforting arm of his friend away from his shoulder blade with rage.


Kagome's feelings were doubling over for Kouga as she stood up for her. For her! Not for some lousy bitch, but for HER! She hadn't been defended in such a while that the emotions she felt for InuYasha helping her, were slowly coming back again. Except that someone else was caring enough to get her through this. Not as if her friends weren't enough, they helped her out whenever it was needed and even through the times it wasn't.. But she couldn't help but believe someone purely like her, for herself.

        Kagome Higurashi.

        Not some sultry, two-timing, mongrel chasing, goody-goody, greasy haired, anorexic wannabe Barbie posing as some no good skimpy lingerie modeling pansy bitch of the 21st century who couldn't hold up a grade or her tube top.



Without warning Kagome clung to Kouga and started crying. Why she was crying, she didn't know. She just wanted to be as happy as she was again... before Kikyo.

        Kouga somehow seemed to know what she was thinking. His azure eyes softened as he looked down at the beauty in his arms. He wrapped his arms around her torso and rocked her gently back and forth, stroking her hair to help her calm down until her sobs were no more then tiny hiccups.

       (H/N: Remember! Kag/Inu FOREVER! I'm just bending the rules a bit... ehehe... *backs away from the enraged people with guns and things that hurt*)


Her friends stopped everything they were doing to look at Kouga embracing Kagome. Hojo smiled like a fool, felling abit jealous of this new friend of his, but at the same time felt honor twords this grateful man to be hugging Kagome. Miroku and Sango smirked at one another, Miroku took it the wrong way and just when the going got good..


"HENTAI!!!" *thump*


Miroku: @_@ uugghh...


....the going got bad.


"Bastard.." Sango kicked him stiffly in the gut. She looked back up at Kagome and her new friend as InuYasha was looking so pissed that his claw-like nails were piercing his skin, drawing warm droplets of blood. She sat down next to Miroku as she saw InuYasha walk up to Kouga.


He seemed to be seething out smoke from his doggy ears. If any more angry, he would have been anyway.


Kouga stood protectively in front of Kagome after she was done crying. Every sobs she had InuYasha figured it was him behind those tears, and he was over whelmed with pain inside of himself. He needed to break these two up before this Wimpy-wolf claimed the heart of Kagome. (H/N: I am somehow over powered to go see Pirates of the Caribbean again..)

"Back..Away from her you wimpy-WOLF!" InuYasha flexed his claws, just adding more tense drama to the scene. Picture it. It was raining and thundering very badly, Kouga was standing broadly ahead of Kagome, InuYasha was acting bad-ass, Sango had a dramatic look on her face, kneeling worriedly over Miroku, and Miroku was..well, unconscious.


Just when the big bad wolf was about to retort, the bell had somehow been heard over the severe raining...And that's the scene everyone from his or her desks woke up to.



Mrs. Piper looked away irritably from watching her 'live soap' as she nicknamed it, and stood in front of the confused and slightly-scared-of-InuYasha's-current-position, classroom.


"Everyone, this is Kouga Ookami. He is our school's new student, so I want you all to treat him with a little dignity and a little respect, please." She said, and went back to her rubix cube that no one will EVER figure out.


Kouga got some respect, all right. The girls (and a guy, can you guess who?) started giving him those strip-tease whistles. He didn't blush, but narrowed his eyes instead and growled to all the guys who seemed to be giving him nasty looks. They all flurried out of the classroom to their next class, leaving InuYasha to tail behind in his thoughts.


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After every one had stopped bawling out on each other, with the fist flying and some clothes being ripped (oo la la ^-~) they had actually remembered that it was soon lunchtime, and InuYasha once again met up with (H/N: his mangy monkey hot wing) Kikyo who seemed to be snarling at Kagome. But settled down when InuYasha sat down next to her at the cheerleader's slab, while the girls oogled at him.

        He snuggled close to Kikyo getting pure jealousy or 'awwws' out of her friends.


But at the territory table of seven...


Hojo and Kouga had been introduced (or in Hojo's case, re-introduced) to Sesshoumaru and Naraku. They had been sitting at their table again that week because of the 'wreaking stench of the hormonal bitch's perfume (H/N: if you can call it that)'.


Sesshoumaru just came to the conclusion that relevance to his brother can't be proven until the DNA testing gets back in the mail.


"There is no way in hell that someone can be *that* attracted to Kikyou without wearing a bee mask," Sesshoumaru stated sulkily. "Why must he make a fool out of what's left of his family?"


"Maybe he just keeps her by his side just to prove that, you know.. He's got some turf." Hojo said, very un-Hojo like.

        Everyone stared wide- eyed at the boy who, an hour before, was making declarations on how his uncle Finger Binger should not have lost that log rolling competition for the Little Miss Margarine Pageant. Guess someone didn't get the memo that 'Miss' did not refer to his uncle Finger Binger, who was coincidentally, a transvestite. 

        Hojo had stopped that conversation when he had noticed Kouga and Miroku with sporks within their reach.

 

Naraku looked up from his arm wrestling match he was having with Sango. Apparently he lost for not paying attention, thus granting a signed I.O.U to Sango for 75$ and a quarter (Sango bet the quarter). He looked up to Hojo with a curious expression, as did Kagome, Kouga, and Miroku who were currently trying to comfort Sesshoumaru.


"What are you suggesting, Oh-Disenabled-One?" Naraku said in his deep voice white raising an eyebrow.


"Yes, Hojo. What exactly is going on through that mind of yours?" Kagome said. Everyone nodding in agreement with her.


Hojo smirked devilishly and licked his lips in thought.


"Why not try and defy those who defy the ones who were their former friends?"


Naraku and Sesshoumaru exchanged glares to one another before trying to rack their brains of what this meant. Miroku looked at Hojo quizzically.



"English, my dear friend, English."


Sango dropped her sandwich back on the crappy tin-foil. "Miroku, lets hear what he's gotta say about this.. It sounds like an awfully good plan to just let fly away, if I have it figured out." She said, Miroku nodding in approval. "Very well, my orchid." His hand kept going lower and lower until... until... uh. Sango gave a cry of helplessness as Miroku beamed from his seat.

        Pervert: 1 - Spoon less Women: nada


"I think what the pansy means," Kouga spoke up, getting a glare from Hojo and a snicker from everyone else. "Is that we should make their lifes as miserable as everyone else's is when they leave the Studio of the Late Late Show with Conan O' Brian." (H/N: It's not called the Late Late Show for nothing.)


"Great idea, Kouga-kun!"


"Certainly is, my friend!"


"Just what I was saying.."



"I bet this could all work out according to plan, too."



"Like miasma."


"Oh yeah!" The whole table smirked evily as they began to ramble on about torturing market-priced whores and over protective watchdogs on school campus, when from behind then 7 luminous figures, loomed over their table behind them. One of them from first period that had been whistling at Kouga was there within the 7 of them. Smiling more then ever.


Sango chuckled. 'They must've over heard our conversation... perfecto! This'll be better then one could ever expect!'


"So, the almighty Shichinin-tai have returned."



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Cliffhanger..WOO HOO! The Shichinin-tai kick ass. I just couldn't leave them out of my story. The Kikyo humiliating hasn't started yet, but believe me, this is where the party starts..!

        There will be atleast 30 more InuYasha characters I will be cramming in here. (That's just a rough estimate)


This was long to write, it only took me two 1/2 hours to write. I can't believe I wrote so much for one chapter. Oh well! I hope you enjoyed it anyhow, because the next chapter will either come out this Friday or next Monday. It depends on my mood and the percentage of inspiration I get.


ONWARD MARCH! To the Review Responses!


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Since FF.net is putting numbers to authors with the same Pen Names, I'm just going to add your number (if you have one, that is) in the parentheses, because I know it can piss you off to already have the blasted things there in the first place, right? T-T I feel for you all..


lindy*girl (anonymous) - OoOoOoo... *writes it all down in a note pad* Thanks for the lovely, *ahem* ideas. I'll hope to use all of those, and if I do, I'll give you credit for them, that I will. And I, as well, think that Kikyou would love the 'chocolates'! *cackles evilly like Washu*


Hokuto(1) - Thanks! Still lovin' the praise! :D


Detective CJ - I'm so glad you like my writing skillz. I try to make it as understandable as possible, and for readers like you, I'm glad I get the compliments. `-'


shorty40 (anonymous) - Sesshoumaru is pretty hot, but in my case, Hiten takes the cake.. Besides, If I said anything about Sesshoumaru other then he's hot in almost everyone's fanfics, my older sister would shoot me. *whispers* But I do agree with you though! *goes back to speaking in a normal done*

        *shakes head* I can't believe that Kikyo just doesn't give InuYasha up. Vice versa. That's why she's a slut in my story of course! Tee hee! Bitches shall not rue the day no longer. I'm going to put InuYasha through a train of guilt trips. He deserves that, too.

Girlwithoutastory - Woah-woah! O_O Take it ea-zay on the doughnuts. ^_^ Thanks for your nice compliments! P.S. I'm going to R&R your story "PenPal Lovers" as soon as I get a chance. It's seems really interesting!


rain (anonymous) - Oh yeah! Another Kag & Inu lover! :D I'm still getting used to the fact that there are more people out there who think InuYasha and Kagome are meant to be. Like loozer-09 stated in a review a chapter ago, putting Kikyou to sudden death would seem stupid... So I'm going to torture her! And if you have any ideas or suggestions, may they be stupid or not, I can sure use them. ^_^ Thanks for your compliments!


Three-Letter-Word - Really? *blinks* I guess I should specify more, neh?


Darkkitty (anonymous) - I can so relate to that. Kikyo is a whore, and InuYasha should be damned to even speak her name. Right? I'd think so.. And InuYasha *can* and *will* burn in hell if he doesn't choose Kagome. Heh heh... Don't worry about outbursts, I love outbursts. Crazy ramblings of the people that are insanely awesome, or insane period! I hope this chapter was long enough for you and your Dementuors.


Divine-Heart - Thanks! I shall continue until the end! ..Then I shall cry.


Lylli Riddle - I like that whole paragraph suggestion you gave me. *thinks for a moment* ... Sure! I can only hope that I can use that! And if/when I do, I'll give you credit for it. It depends on where this is all leading. I have the plot, but I guess I can shove another thing in with the story. Thanks again for the suggestion, I enjoyed reading it!


Ew...I haven't seen the episode where Kikyo kissed InuYasha.. *cringes* ThEy KiSsEd?! BLERGH!! ~_~ *faints from over dosage of nasty images*


loozer-09 - Almost everyone will humiliate Kikyou in their own special little ways..! *cackles evilly like the Mad Washu*


InuYasha is blind, isn't he? Jakotsu will have to kick some sense into him, shouldn't he? *cackles even louder*


criss (cas8994999@aol.com) (anonymous) - That I shall! and Thanks!!


Baka-Ryu - The insane pairings I would only want to see are things like Kagome/Naraku (only if it's for extreme humor, everything else according to this can kiss my ass :D), or Miroku/Ayame (only if one of them dies in the end, or if it's for humor).



Hojo + OOC = Much fun


Hojo's personality will most likely reappear sooner or later. I'd added a touch of it in this chapter with the devilishly smirking part. I've never seen Hojo smirk.... EVER! And it's wierd. Thanks for the complimentos! :)


Serena(71) - I shall keep up everything to it's maximum for your enjoyment. ^_^ Kikyo will get her licking and InuYasha will be put through more guilt, and loooootsa other stuff. Heh heh... stuff...


Kiawatha Amara - I hope you liked this extra long chapter!


LoLo(9) - I jumped my friend and hugged him to death once when I was younger (no kissy-kissy, bleeeeh ._.). But then again, he was a pervert like Miroku so I had to cut back from doing that again. I didn't have the heart to make Naraku, Kanna, Kagura or Sesshoumaru evil. Atleast.. not until they get their parts to torture Kikyo. Bwahahahaha!


Kouga has arrived. ^_^ Rin shall come in later. Next chapter, I hope. If not, then the one after that...


Godamnit. I have to wait so long for movies to come out. ,_, That drags my hopes down, ALOT. Oh well. I guess I'll have to wait. But thanks for giving me the goods on it, I really appreciate it! ^_^ And Florida DOES rule, when our guns are not taken away. But Florida rules anyways.


I like your idea on the "tying the bastard up to the well" fore-plan. That would be interesting, neh? Kinda like in the movie "Heavyweights" when the fat kids tied up their Staff Counselor, Lars, to the tree, ripped open his shirt, covered him in honey, and left him for the bears to feed upon. But then he screamed bloody murder when the dear came and started licking his chest for the honey. Woo hoo! Such good memories..



Sailor Universe(3) - I don't know if you read the bottom part of my last Author's note, but I specified that "Hitorigurashi" means, "living alone". A little inside info in which I've mentioned in the last chapter. I haven't really thought of a last name of InuYasha... I guess it'll be Ninmenjuushin. Which means (and I will repeat it later) "Beast in human form". Appropriate? Hell yeah.


My next update besides this one, shall be either this Friday or next Monday. If not then, then I don't know when, but it'll be soon.


It's good you aren't changing your vote, even if you did, people would attack and kill you. *looks at Darkkitty's Dementuors* they look like they hurt.. eep! _


Miroku/Sango kicks ass! :D Oh yeah.. I'm so not changing that though. They were made for each other. ^_^


Maiden Of The Moon - And the strange thing is, after reading your review this morning, I did update. ^_^


THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR REVIEWING!!!! ^_^


INUYASHA + KAGOME FOREVER! Remember that.


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Alas, all good things come to an end... BUT THIS ISN'T OVER YET TILL THE BITCH DIES! *grabs Kikyo by the neck and aims a magnum she stole from her sister's drawer to her head* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


Amande: ...Uh, Hirari... *picks up the phone* Offhand, do you know if 9-1-1 is the right number to call for a straight jacket?


Me: *drops Kikyo to the floor with a loud thud, she tries to escape but the chains wrapped around her whole body with the cement brick tied at the end don't do her good* Yes, indeed it is.


Amande: *puts the phone down* Hey isn't that Kinkyo *snickers from Hirari* you got there..? *slowly pulling out a sharp star out of her pocket*


Me: Yeah, so? *kicks her in the head, making a large bruise appear*


Readers: *laugh wickedly*


Me: *looks around* Don't you ever feel like you're being watched...?


Amande: Every damn day.


Michael Jackson: I always feel like..! Somebody's watchin' me! And I got no privacy, WOO oOo.


Me & Amande: *backing away slowly*



Slim Shady: That's nonsense! Go in gaffle the money and run to one of ya aunt's cribs, borrow her damn dress and one of her blonde wigs. Tell her you need a place to say, you'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with-


Conscience: Godamnit, I told you to LEAVE!


Slims Shady: *huffs* *goes*


Me: Well, I have to get going to. The wench is coming home soon.. *walks away*


Amande: *sits in silence for a minute with Conscience* OH NO! The phone isn't hung up! *leaves in a flurry*


Conscience: Dumbass.



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Much 3 and Syrup,

Hirari the 9th Goddess Of Maple Syrup