Kanatasha: I can't believe how much you people like these! Okay, I'm going to keep on continuing! I will try to use every idea that comes my way, but not all at once! Well enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT AND WILL NOT EVER OWE: YU-GI-OH!, NESTLE WONDER BALL, 7-UP, 1-800-C.A.L.L.A.T.T., MASTERCARD, or BLIND DATE COMMERCIALS!
~Wonder Ball Commercial~
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Oh I wonder, wonder, wonder.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Whats in my wonder ball!
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Yugi: *shaking a wonder ball* Yami.
Yami: *looks up from his reading* Yes aibou?
Yugi: Do you know what's inside a wonder ball?
Yami: Don't know. Don't care!
Yugi: *pouts* Yami!
Yami: *exasperating sigh* Okay Yugi. What's inside a wonder ball?
Yugi: *shrugs* How should I know? That's why I asked you!
Yami: .......................YUGI................................
5 Minutes Later
Yugi: Hey Yami.
Yami: Yes?
Yugi: *staring at a wonder ball, poking it with a stick* Why do you suppose they call it a wonder ball?
Yami: Because aibou, it makes you wonder what's inside.
Yugi: Oh......................Do you know what's inside a wonder ball?
Yami: *sweatdrop* No Yugi I don't. I already told you that!
Yugi: Oh.....Okay.
5 Minutes Later
Yugi: Why not call it a mystery ball or the ball of illusion?
Yami: *becoming slightly aggitated.* Call what?
Yugi: The wonder ball.
Yami: Yugi! Will you please stop your fasination with the wonder ball! Look! *opens up a wonder ball* It's just a hollow chocolate ball with candy inside!
Yugi: Oh........Then why didn't you say so?
Yami: I just did.
Yugi: Oh.............................
5 Minutes Later
Yugi: Yami, How do you suppose they fit the candy inside the wonder ball?
Yami: @________________@
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~7-UP Commercial~
*7-UP guy walks up into the middle of a duel*
7-UP Guy: Do you know what the problem with people today is? Their too buys dueling monsters to even think about the refreshing taste of 7-UP! But today I'm going to change that.
Duelist One: *angrily* Hey! Get out of the way!
Duelist Two: Yeah dude! Can't you see we're in the middle of a duel?
7-UP Guy: That's nice kids. Ah, youth! *Looks down at the cards.* Oh no! No! NO! That monster is way too weak! *Takes Duelist Two's card.*
Duelist Two: HEY! Give that back!
7-UP Guy: *grinning like an idiot.* Oh don't worry! I have a monster that can defeat him over there! *gesters to Duelist One* WALA! *brings from behind his back, a 7-UP can dressed in a cheesy monster costume.* See!
Duelist One: What the heck is that?
7-UP Guy: Meet Can Man 7-UP! Can Man 7-UP! Give his monster the refreshing taste of lemon-lime! *knocks the can over, spilling the 7-UP all over the cards*
Duelist One/Two: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *glare at 7-UP Guy*
7-UP Guy: *nervous* Hehehehe! Well that's the breaks eh?
Duelist Two: *pissed* GET HIM!
Duelist One: *pissed* Rip him apart!
*Duelist One/Two chase after 7-UP Guy*
7-UP Guy: AHHHH! Everyone's a critic! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Mommy!
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~1-800-C.A.L.L.A.T.T. Commercial~
*Seto Kaiba stands alone near a phone booth, preparing to make a collect call. Just as he is about to punch in the numbers, Bakura quickly walks from behind the corner.*
Bakura: Stop right there!
Seto Kaiba: *annoyed* What do YOU want!
Bakura: *grabs Kaiba's hand* Stupid mortal! Don't you know you can save who ever you are calling some cash by using 1-800-C.A.L.L.A.T.T.?
Seto Kaiba: So? Why should I care? I'm rich!
Bakura: True, but.....
Seto Kaiba: *slaps Bakura's hand away* Now leave! I have important business to attend to! *Dials number collect*
Bakura: Why you! *slightly pissed, blast the payphone* I SAID use 1-800-C.A.L.L.A.T.T.! It's FREE for you and CHEAP for them!
Seto Kaiba: *shocked at first, quickly regains himself, takes out his cell phone.* Yes, I'd like to make a collect call to Joey Wheeler. And have the charges reversed! That stupid mutt can pay for his calls! *glares over at Bakura*
Bakura: *throws his hands up in the air* Why did I even bother? *Leaves.*
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~MasterCard Commercial~(yes, another one!)
Hair Gel: $4.00
Hair Spray: $7.00
Hair Moouse: $12.00
Three Color Hair Dye: $15.00
Being able to fix your hair like your favorite YU-GI-OH! character: PRICELESS
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's MasterCard.
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~Blind Date Commercial~
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*Man appears wearing a knights suite.* Hello ladies! I am your knight in shining armor. Allow me to sweep you off your feet with my saranaed singing and my poetic poems. I am a ladies man and will do whatever you ask me to! I will be your love slave! *drops to knees begging* I am desperate here! Do you hear me! I'll take anyone! ANYONE! Please! I need a girlfriend! Help me! Please! *coughs* Oh, yeah. My name is Tristen Taylor. And I am the one for you! *takes of the helmet, smiling, blows a kiss*
#33597059
Hi! My name is Téa Gardner! I am a spunky cheerleader who believes in friendship! I like long walks on the beaches and holding hands. I adore puppies and anything cute and cuddly. Oh, and I'm a cuddly person myself. And.......*screams bloody murder as Yami comes on and stabs her to death. After killing her, he smiles satisfied* Now the world is a better place! A Blind Date Commercial? Soory, I'm taken! *Walks off.* Let's go koi! *Yugi looks up smiling, kisses Yami* Okay!
#129877650
*Marik comes on, glaring.* This is riddiculous! I can have whoever I want! I do not need to do these ridiculous commercials! I posses the Millenium Rod! *points rod at camera* All you beautiful, gorgeous sexy ladies and gentlemen I command you to become my sex slaves! *30 minutes past by before the room is crowded with hundreds and thousands of Marik worshipers* Ah! yes! YES! YEEEEEEEEEES! *insane laugh*
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*commercial end, YU-GI-OH! returns on air.*
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Kanatasha: Okay done with that! Please review and give more ideas! I'll try to use your ideas in later commercials!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT AND WILL NOT EVER OWE: YU-GI-OH!, NESTLE WONDER BALL, 7-UP, 1-800-C.A.L.L.A.T.T., MASTERCARD, or BLIND DATE COMMERCIALS!
~Wonder Ball Commercial~
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Oh I wonder, wonder, wonder.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Whats in my wonder ball!
```````````````````````````````````````
Yugi: *shaking a wonder ball* Yami.
Yami: *looks up from his reading* Yes aibou?
Yugi: Do you know what's inside a wonder ball?
Yami: Don't know. Don't care!
Yugi: *pouts* Yami!
Yami: *exasperating sigh* Okay Yugi. What's inside a wonder ball?
Yugi: *shrugs* How should I know? That's why I asked you!
Yami: .......................YUGI................................
5 Minutes Later
Yugi: Hey Yami.
Yami: Yes?
Yugi: *staring at a wonder ball, poking it with a stick* Why do you suppose they call it a wonder ball?
Yami: Because aibou, it makes you wonder what's inside.
Yugi: Oh......................Do you know what's inside a wonder ball?
Yami: *sweatdrop* No Yugi I don't. I already told you that!
Yugi: Oh.....Okay.
5 Minutes Later
Yugi: Why not call it a mystery ball or the ball of illusion?
Yami: *becoming slightly aggitated.* Call what?
Yugi: The wonder ball.
Yami: Yugi! Will you please stop your fasination with the wonder ball! Look! *opens up a wonder ball* It's just a hollow chocolate ball with candy inside!
Yugi: Oh........Then why didn't you say so?
Yami: I just did.
Yugi: Oh.............................
5 Minutes Later
Yugi: Yami, How do you suppose they fit the candy inside the wonder ball?
Yami: @________________@
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~7-UP Commercial~
*7-UP guy walks up into the middle of a duel*
7-UP Guy: Do you know what the problem with people today is? Their too buys dueling monsters to even think about the refreshing taste of 7-UP! But today I'm going to change that.
Duelist One: *angrily* Hey! Get out of the way!
Duelist Two: Yeah dude! Can't you see we're in the middle of a duel?
7-UP Guy: That's nice kids. Ah, youth! *Looks down at the cards.* Oh no! No! NO! That monster is way too weak! *Takes Duelist Two's card.*
Duelist Two: HEY! Give that back!
7-UP Guy: *grinning like an idiot.* Oh don't worry! I have a monster that can defeat him over there! *gesters to Duelist One* WALA! *brings from behind his back, a 7-UP can dressed in a cheesy monster costume.* See!
Duelist One: What the heck is that?
7-UP Guy: Meet Can Man 7-UP! Can Man 7-UP! Give his monster the refreshing taste of lemon-lime! *knocks the can over, spilling the 7-UP all over the cards*
Duelist One/Two: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *glare at 7-UP Guy*
7-UP Guy: *nervous* Hehehehe! Well that's the breaks eh?
Duelist Two: *pissed* GET HIM!
Duelist One: *pissed* Rip him apart!
*Duelist One/Two chase after 7-UP Guy*
7-UP Guy: AHHHH! Everyone's a critic! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Mommy!
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~1-800-C.A.L.L.A.T.T. Commercial~
*Seto Kaiba stands alone near a phone booth, preparing to make a collect call. Just as he is about to punch in the numbers, Bakura quickly walks from behind the corner.*
Bakura: Stop right there!
Seto Kaiba: *annoyed* What do YOU want!
Bakura: *grabs Kaiba's hand* Stupid mortal! Don't you know you can save who ever you are calling some cash by using 1-800-C.A.L.L.A.T.T.?
Seto Kaiba: So? Why should I care? I'm rich!
Bakura: True, but.....
Seto Kaiba: *slaps Bakura's hand away* Now leave! I have important business to attend to! *Dials number collect*
Bakura: Why you! *slightly pissed, blast the payphone* I SAID use 1-800-C.A.L.L.A.T.T.! It's FREE for you and CHEAP for them!
Seto Kaiba: *shocked at first, quickly regains himself, takes out his cell phone.* Yes, I'd like to make a collect call to Joey Wheeler. And have the charges reversed! That stupid mutt can pay for his calls! *glares over at Bakura*
Bakura: *throws his hands up in the air* Why did I even bother? *Leaves.*
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~MasterCard Commercial~(yes, another one!)
Hair Gel: $4.00
Hair Spray: $7.00
Hair Moouse: $12.00
Three Color Hair Dye: $15.00
Being able to fix your hair like your favorite YU-GI-OH! character: PRICELESS
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's MasterCard.
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~Blind Date Commercial~
#2263950
*Man appears wearing a knights suite.* Hello ladies! I am your knight in shining armor. Allow me to sweep you off your feet with my saranaed singing and my poetic poems. I am a ladies man and will do whatever you ask me to! I will be your love slave! *drops to knees begging* I am desperate here! Do you hear me! I'll take anyone! ANYONE! Please! I need a girlfriend! Help me! Please! *coughs* Oh, yeah. My name is Tristen Taylor. And I am the one for you! *takes of the helmet, smiling, blows a kiss*
#33597059
Hi! My name is Téa Gardner! I am a spunky cheerleader who believes in friendship! I like long walks on the beaches and holding hands. I adore puppies and anything cute and cuddly. Oh, and I'm a cuddly person myself. And.......*screams bloody murder as Yami comes on and stabs her to death. After killing her, he smiles satisfied* Now the world is a better place! A Blind Date Commercial? Soory, I'm taken! *Walks off.* Let's go koi! *Yugi looks up smiling, kisses Yami* Okay!
#129877650
*Marik comes on, glaring.* This is riddiculous! I can have whoever I want! I do not need to do these ridiculous commercials! I posses the Millenium Rod! *points rod at camera* All you beautiful, gorgeous sexy ladies and gentlemen I command you to become my sex slaves! *30 minutes past by before the room is crowded with hundreds and thousands of Marik worshipers* Ah! yes! YES! YEEEEEEEEEES! *insane laugh*
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*commercial end, YU-GI-OH! returns on air.*
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Kanatasha: Okay done with that! Please review and give more ideas! I'll try to use your ideas in later commercials!
