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I have a new story majiger that I'd like all of your opinions on. The Full summary is in my Bio and I'd like to see what you'd even say about it, but here is the gist of it.


A L I C E : A Homicidal Fairytale. It's based off of the PC/CD-Rom Game, American's McGee's Alice. I'm revising it to fit the InuYasha cast properly. It's mostly likely going to become a Inu-Yasha/Kagome Horror/Romance. Yes, everyone, It is a demented version of "Alice In Wonderland" for those of you who haven't played the game. NOT for kiddies who don't want their brains soiled more then it already is. I'm going through the walk-throughs of the game, and all I need is your ideas if you'd really want to read something like that. If not, I wont even start it.


I will kick my own ass just to update all of my stories. Because I hate the look of dissappointment, even though I can't see you, I'll still feel guilty. But I will not lag. All I need is some REVIEWERS-POWERS to inspire me faster!


      ^_^ put a smile on, put a smile on, everybody c'mon.. PUT A SMILE ON! YeAh!


Disclaimer: ;_;


Okay, with that out of the way! *pulls out a microphone (Nabiki Tendo style)* KIKYO-BASHING AHEAD! All Kikyo fans please procede to the nearest exit... I repeat, ALL Kikyo fans get the fuck out of here. *looks around* Looks like the coast is clear to continue. PUBLIC HUMILIATION to come... Remember to smile, everyone!


I will say it, until you get it right! That's it. ..Move along... Now that that's out of the way, JEALOUSY and MORE JEALOUSY ahead!! Won't that be fun boys and girls??


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Dirty Sneakers

       Chapter 6: A Tampered Chocolate Leads To No Good


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007 as some would call it. They were mean, they were gruff, and they didn't take no for an answer. Especially Jakotsu, who was smiling at all the guys at the table trying to catch their attention. Sesshoumaru pointedly tried to look away, Naraku was glaring at his food with his left eye twitching, Kouga and Miroku tried desperately to start a conversation with the girls and Hojo was smiling and waving back at them, back to idiot- mode. Ahhh, boys will be boys.


Sango baby-clapped and stood upon her seat to look some of them straight in the eyes. She turned back to her table and cleared her throat to get their attention. And.. again. And...... again.


"WILL YOU GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR 5 DAMN SECONDS?!" Well, needless to say that got attention. Everyone calmly turned back to the 7 unknown men holding their lunches with in one hand, with them smirking as they notice her attitude sure hasn't changed.


Sango looked back at them, "You guys. You don't know these people, but I've bet you heard about them."


Sesshoumaru squinted his eyes as Naraku was still glaring holes into his lunch. Miroku caught a thoughtful expression along with Kagome who seemed to know after a minute or two, but Hojo just kept on smiling as if once he stopped he would get killed.


Kagome looked up to the tallest member and one that was as tall as her, "HEY! I remember you two! You used to play against me in shooting marbles when I was only 5! I thought you both looked familiar!" Kagome laughed at the fun times she used to play as a kid with them and InuYasha.


Kagome's eyes snapped back to reality (H/N: no more Miss Nice-Girl. Here comes adrenaline to kick some ass!) and she smirked. Almost everyone saw her grinning like a Cheshire cat, and decided to prod into her brain.


Miroku and Hojo started poking at her sides, while the other 7 standing up started to get irritated. "Sango.." the smallest one of them all stated, plainly upset.

       "Oh right!" Sango immediately got them off guard as they looked up to her again in interest.



      "Let me introduce our old buds," Sango stood tall, and pointed to the tallest one of them all, the one Kagome knew, and introduced him, "This is, Kyoukotsu." He wore a peach muscle shirt with black cargo pants and many spiked bracelets with a tatto of a skull on his upper right arm. Kyoukotsu turned to Kagome, doing a ritual handshake with her small hand that they used to do as children.


"I'm so glad we get to meet again, Kag-san!" Kyoukotsu rumbled as he embraced a friendly hug with the petite girl. "Same to you too, Kyo-san!!"



Kouga growled as he clenched onto the table with his nails, 'How dare he touch MY woman! He better remove those hands from her soon!! Or he'll have to answer to me!' Sure enough, Kouga wasn't the only one who was thinking along the same lines..


  The rest of the table nodded stiffly, knowing what was going through his mind when he started to chip off pieces of the table.



      Sure enough he let go of a happy Kagome and stood back, Kouga sighing in relief muttering about 'mind-readers' and 'magazines'. Sango smiled as she turned to the second largest member, "This here, is Ginkotsu! Ginkotsu, say hello." Ginkotsu muttered an inaudible something.

      The table replied him with polite "hello"s and "nice to meet your acquaintance"s or even "talk about the weather, right?"s.


      Ginkotsu wore a red orange and brown combination tee with jeans that looked like they were bricked patterned in a khaki color. His face was surely scrambled and battered. One eye was skinned shut while the other was big, his mouth was tattered awkwardly as a scar that has been stitched went down his forehead to the bridge of his nose.

      Nearly everyone had run away in disgust of him, but here he knew it wouldn't matter. He fit along here. Ginkotsu stepped back to his place as before.


Sango turned to two fairly heightened boys, she pointed to one who had two narrowed cat-like eyes with purple pointed stripes going over them from his chin to his mid-forehead with a purple stampede-like mark in the center of his forehead. Over the top of his head, covering his hair, he had on a white cloth that was tied neatly behind his head, and diamond studs up both of his cartilages. He wore a white cotton button-up shirt with tight white jeans. (H/N: Belive me, he's much cooler then he sounds.)


"This is Renkotsu. And the one next to him is Suikotsu!" Suikotsu was different then most of his brothers; he was a friendly soul, usually without a care in the world. Of course, you may think this now, but deep inside him is more then what meets the eye.



Suikotsu had scars over his fingertips, for a reason no one knew but the brothers themselves.


He had on a black and white swirled shirt that read "What'd I Miss? I was out smoking crack with Satan." with white knee high pants with various rips along the sides with socks on and black sandals. He had black hair with one braid in the back of his head.


The two stepped forward and bowed slightly. Suikotsu, smiling and Renkotsu, scowling as many girls were staring at them both like they were on some Preppy-Drugs that no one knew about. Is that healthy? No one may ever know..


"OKAY THAT'S IT!" Renkotsu growled menacingly, "Do you sluts having staring problems, or is it the drugs you're taking?!" Immediately the girls began to cry, Suikotsu pulled his brother to the side as he still scowled at them.


"Nii-chan, do you want to get kicked out of this school too? We just got here and you're making a fuss!" He said calmly.


       Naraku looked over to Suikotsu from his moving lunch.

       "Don't worry none. The principal won't do much as to eat you, anyways. The sluts here are none- stop ooglers towards unsuspecting males, so it would do no good to stop from killing them... They'll die anyways."



      "Very true," Miroku stated. "They do nothing but drool all day like rabid birds of prey. I wouldn't be one less shocked if they all went hybrid on us all."


Kagome chuckled, "They did that last Tuesday! One of them grew wings and ran away to their pep squad and said she had a new way to toss her pom- poms!!" Kagome shook her head as the table began to quiver with laughter and snorts. "I gotta throw my lunch away.."


Suikotsu considered this, and smiled cheerfully, "Oh! Well in that case, go get 'em, Renkotsu." He gave his bro a little shove, but he stood strong and scowled at the girls still chitter-chattering about the new students.


Sango looked back over at the three remaining brothers as Kagome came back to the table empty-handed with a sour scowl on her face. Sango decided to ask her about it later.


       She pointed to the guy who was smiling happily at the other guys earlier, "This is Jakotsu. Please don't mind him, because he is a little fruity. Erm.. As you may have noticed."


Jakotsu stepped forward and waved at them happily, "So nice to see you all! Very nice, indeed! Especially you, cutie." He jabbed an unsuspecting Sesshoumaru in the ribs, and was returned with full force by Sess himself.

       "oOoOoOoh, A tough-one, I see! I like that in a man!" Jakotsu winked his way.


      "Oh gawd, what have I gotten into..?! Damn my looks! Damn theeem!" Sesshoumaru fakely sobbed into his hands as Naraku, Miroku, Hojo and Kouga broke up in laughter. Kagome and Sango shook their heads and giggled.


Finally Sango turned to the one an inch smaller then Jakotsu and the shortest on of them all (H/N: That guy is as short and ugly as Jaken). "And finally we have Bankotsu," she pointed to the tall one, "And last but not least, Mukotsu."


Kagome's eyes lit up with recognition turning to face Bankotsu, "And you were the one who used to play with us too! I remember you used to play the butler when we played House (H/N: I still love that game..)!!" Bankotsu gave a warm smile that most of the cheerleaders watching faint their bubbly heads off.


Mukotsu kept jumping up to get their attention but got ignored or was returned with nasty glares, "Mazja fakas.."


"And here I thought you wouldn't remember me, Kagome-chan!" Bankotsu said as he enveloped Kagome into a tight friendly embrace, which she returned just as tightly. After a second or two leaned back and kissed her lightly on the cheek, making her visage turn a rosy pink.


Kouga looked away with his face red from anger, trying to force out the jealousy that was pumping through his veins. 'Calm, cool, collected... Calm, cool, collected... DAMNIT, Calm, cool, KILL, collected...'


"Of course I would remember you, Ban-chan! You were the best 5 year old butler to ever play House!!" Kagome giggled.


      "Won't you join us for lunch at our table, my friends?" Miroku asked, as Sango sat back next to him eating her sandwich. All of them agreed to join them, and sat down, eating their lunches and discussing what's been happening lately at school and where InuYasha has been, since some of them had asked.


That is.. until Renkotsu got an evil idea. He picked up a single chocolate from off the floor and a strange gray vile from his lunchbox.



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InuYasha had been kissing and talking with Kikyo about random things during the beginning of lunch hour. But only when Kikyo felt like it, then they talked. When he had tried to kiss her or talk to her about something, she had pushed him away saying "later" or "not now, can't you see I'm trying to talk with my girls here?".


He had gotten fed up at that, and felt as if Kikyo used him only for a dog (H/N: Keh! I suspected the bitch to do that. I KNEW IT!).



InuYasha sat in his silence as he thought about his relationship with Kikyo. 'I.. do love her.. don't I? I'd guess so.. But does she even love me..?' He stopped and looked over at Kikyo who had her back to him and was smacking loudly on her gum while guzzling on some Pepsi.

       Hell. She was even talking about the Pepsi and how cool Brittney whats-her-fucking-face was doing the commercial and being visual eye candy and all that jazz. (H/N: Nope.. Not drinking Pepsi now..)


InuYasha's left eye started to twitch, 'What the fuck?! She doesn't even remember I'm here! ...But no matter what, I will love her. I have to. She loves me...right??'


Suddenly he heard a familiar squeal of delight, 'Kagome??' InuYasha looked over at her table. As soon as he did so, his eyes blazed. He saw that Kyoukotsu, his old friend, hugging Kagome. Even if it was friendly, he still didn't like it.


'How DARE he touch her!! Grrr, If he tries anything funny, I'll cut out his intestines with Christmas cookie cutters and spoon feed it to him!' Unknown to what he was thinking, InuYasha listened on as Kagome and everyone else had happily chatted to each other until the point where Kagome said she had to throw her lunch away.


Kikyo saw that her 'hubby' had been looking at that Higurashi bitch and not her. 'The NERVE of him cheating on me!! I'll teach that little girl that Inuyasha is MY territory, and once I have him where I want him, then she can take her fool back.' The whore smirked, leaning over to InuYasha as Kagome passed bye.



"Oh, Inu-honey.." She seductively said, claiming his lips as hers in a hungry kiss. InuYasha, to say the least, was suprised. But soon her forgot that Kagome had been standing there, watching them with narrowed eyes, and gave into the attention Kikyo was giving him. He wrapped his arms around her waist, drawing her even closer to him. But somehow... it all felt wrong.

     (H/N: Can't believe I wrote this smut with him and Kikyo. Great, now I have to wash my hands and dry-clean my noggin..)


When the kiss broke, he leaned back alittle glancing up quickly enough to see Kagome steaming mad while heading back to her table. 'Oh no, Kagome..' InuYasha thought sadly, filling with shame.

      After moments of thinking, his eyes snapped opened widely. He knew that Kikyo had to be up to something to just kiss him out of the blue like that. InuYasha angrily spared a glare at Kikyo, who in turn again, had her back to him.


      'She did have something to do with this.... What in the blue hell is she up to?!'


       Having nothing else to do, he looked back at Sango who had introduced more of his friends. His friends, is what they were...Until he had split up to be with his girlfriend. Why had he sacrificed so much for Kikyo when it wasn't even worth it? Why had she been ignoring him? Was it all a lie? Kikyo had to be up to something, and he knew it too well.


       'No,' InuYasha thought. 'It can't be a joke! We love each other and that's final!' (H/N: This, kiddies, is how dense one person can get. Rock Bottom.)


Then he saw it. Bankotsu, his old friend and pal, was hugging Kagome, and tightly at that. He knew Bankotsu had a crush on her when they were littler and they used to play House. He and Bankotsu always fought over who would get to be Kagome's pretend husband, but in the end InuYasha gave him a boo-boo and got to be her husband with Bankotsu being the Butler.


Miroku was the one who played as the monk who blessed their house with such good fortune and miracles with Kagome's Jii-chan's non-working Ofudas. Sesshoumaru was the demon who threatened to take their moneys and good fortune, but Sango the exterminator always took care of that. Naraku was the little boy who pretended to possess little InuYasha and made kagome cry at his scariness. Then... They all grew up.


Bankotsu hugging Kagome and her hugging him back made InuYasha frighteningly jealous inside. His eyes glazed crimson for a moment before switching back into it's normal kohaku tint. The dog-boy swatted his ear and shook his head, trying to rid of the boiling sensation that almost swallowed him whole. He slowly looked back at Kagome's table, mentally trying to erased the image of her and Bankotsu together from his mind.

      Still, his girlfriend payed no attention. Her high-pitched laugh made some people blame InuYasha for her happiness. And that happiness just pissed everyone off the cliff. InuYasha shook his head again, trying to erase those little voices from his mind telling him to get rid of Kikyo before she rids of him first.



      Then there he saw it.


Bankotsu kissed her on the cheek, with Kagome blushing prettily in return. His blood boiled as magma in a volcano turns  into lava (H/N: See, I did learn something in Science). That's when InuYasha turned to Kikyo, even knowing she wasn't paying attention to him.

      "Kikyo, I'm going to the bathroom, I'll be back soon."

      Kikyo didn't even look behind her. "Sure, hun. Whatever you say."



      He glared sourly at her for a second before getting up from the polished white table, and headed to the little guys room with a bad attitude.

      What was happening here? Why was Kagome acting wierd now? Why wasn't he with his friends have a grand ole' time as the rest of them are...?


Kikyo. That's why.


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Renkotsu had discussed his plan to the whole table after he heard that his old friend and former prankster partner had dissed his own friends for a tramp. That was ridiculous! Even though it made Bankotsu happy to have Kagome with no excuse for InuYasha to be there, Renkotsu didn't want his little bro to mess with relationships so quickly.


       Sure, Bankotsu was a wise, noble and contributed person to anyone and everyone. But it was too much to cut out a solid relationship, when obviously the relationship was pure.... in a way. Bleh, who was he to talk? He sounded like Opera for god's sakes.


"I always wondered what you were going to use that for, Renkotsu," Ginkotsu said quizically.

        "You always packed it in your lunch. And when we asked you what it was you were intending to do with it you'd reply, 'Special Purposes'. What the hell, man?"


Sesshoumaru raised a fine lined brow, "You always carry around sardine oil? Does that mean something?" In the meanwhile, Renkotsu punctured a tiny whole in the side of the chocolate that was picked from off of the floor.


"Hmmm," Miroku thought for a moment. "Do you plan to give that chocolate to someone unparticular, my friend?"


"Oh.. Only the mother fucker who screwed up Yashie's brain." Renkotsu looked over at Kikyo as she soon caught his glance and winked. He clucked his tounge and raised his eyebrows once at her. She blushed and started hyperly talking to her friends about what she just saw. He just looked back to what he was doing, his face covered in pure disgust.


 "Now THAT'S horror.." He shuddered at the thought of Kikyo winking at him a second ago.

 
  "I wonder if Inu-chan even remembers us. Does he remember us?!" Jakotsu asked the table happily, bouncing in his chair a little.


"I don't doubt it. How could he forget? We all accepted him for who he was when everyone else didn't. He even excepted us in return. Now if he could forget that with that one ho, I'm just going to get up and attack him right now," Naraku growled from his position in his seat.

      "He's just ignoring us.."


"Oh," Jakotsu smiled, "Don't worry honey, We won't forget YOU!" He pounced on Naraku glomping him till he couldn't breath. Now it was everyone else's turn to laugh. Even Kagome got her share of giggles and laughter.


"Completed!" Renkotsu raised the single chocolate in the palm of his hand.


"What exactly did you do to it?" Hojo blinked, finally getting the chance to speak after finishing his healthy and nutritious lunch which he loved so very much.


"Why, Good question, Hojo," Renkotsu smirked as he lowered his voice so only they could hear what he was saying and InuYasha wouldn't stop them.

       "That vile. It was exactly what Sesshoumaru said it was. Sardine oil. But! This is speeecial sardine oil. Even one whiff of inhaling it will make your breath decay in rotting fish. But... With one full gulp, you're breath is as good as 30 year old road kill! It should last about a half of a year, or more. This is a special remedy that Mukotsu made for me a year back."


Mukotsu took his queue, standing up on the table and bowing while everyone at their table clapped for his brilliance. "Thank you, thank you.. I'll be here all year!" Then got off of the table with some of his brother's patting him on the back.


Renkotsu wiped his hands with a napkin and placed the chocolate in the same napkin. "Now, Who wants to play Delivery Man or Woman?..How about you Miroku? You're the charmer of the bunch. Why don't you give it to Kikyo and tell her it's from an 'admirerer'," Rankotsu failed trying not to shudder, "Point at me, and I'll wiggle my eyebrows suggestively. Hopefully she won't mind the smell, and eat it anyways because by the looks of it her IQ is single digited."


Miroku took the chocolate wrapped parcel and smiled, "Sure thing, my friend." He then turned to Sango, "If I live through this..." He said wistfully, inching closer to her face, making her blush scarlet. "...Will you bear my-*SLAP* I'll take that as a no..."


Sango's cheeks were as bright as fire as she glared angrily at him, "Just play cupid and give Kikyo the chocolate!! And DON'T screw it up!!"


"Yes, my darling bud of May.. What I do for attention.." Miroku got up from his seat with "good luck" wishes from everyone as Naraku hummed that death trilogy. Bum, Bum Bum Bum, Bum Bum Bum, Bum Bum Bum Buuumm... Miroku glared at Naraku and he sooned stopped. He walked over to Kikyo's slab defiantly, ready to take on the Big Bad Bitch.


"Do you think he'll live?" Bankotsu quipped worriedly.


"Don't worry, Ban-chan. Everything will be fine." Kagome replied, flashing him a tender smile.


"Grrr, yeah. Everything. will. be. fine.." Kagome pinched himself, trying not to make a fool out of himself by grabbing Kagome my the waist and hugging her to him. 'She is MY woman.. Grrr, Dumb Bank bastard. First Dog-turd, now this guy!'



The slab pretended to be in conversation as Miroku finally reached Kikyo and her preppy table of happiness and pink and Pepsi. Oh, kill joy.


Miroku cleared his voice, getting everyone's attention. Kikyo saw Miroku but stopped short of laughing when she discovered it wasn't that guy who was body languaging to her, it was the guy next to him. What this this dufus want? InuYasha had gone and excused himself a minute ago to use the bathroom, or something like that, she hadn't really payed attention.


"Look what the demented cat dragged in. What is it you want, Monk?" Kikyo said in her happy-go-pansy voice.


Miroku only pointed at Renkotsu's charming face before continuing, "That man summoned me to deliver this fine chocolate just for you. It was deported (H/N: hehehe) from the finest chocolate factory of Switzerla--"


The Blonde-squad behind her just yipped cheerfully telling her to taste it. Kikyo reached for the hand wrapped goody, "Yeah, yeah, just give me the chocolate!" Before Miroku could tell her to enjoy, she just waved him off telling him to go back to his dog pound.



Miroku turned around and gave the two thumbs up at his table, and rushed over there to see what her expression would be when she found out it wasn't deported from Switzerland, but from the finest boat scum in all of the world.


Kikyo happily unwrapped the napkin and took out the chocolate. She examined it none to carefully or she would have noticed the microscopic hole that was slowly dripping fish juice out of the side. She popped the whole thing in her mouth, with no hesitation and started chomping happily on it, waving to Renkotsu.


That is, until it started to slowly burn her taste buds. She swallowed it all whole, reaching for the nearest drink. But finding nothing but InuYasha's Cherry Coke. As much as she hated Coke, she still wouldn't drink it, even if she was choking! No one payed any attention to her but her squad and Kagome's slab, who were currently laughing so hard their faces were turning blue and they were leaning against each other for support.



Of course, the whole cafeteria soon caught on with their laughing as soon as Sango pointed to Kikyo and her break dancing trying to grab a hold of someone's drink, for her Pepsi was all gone.


Kikyo made the most hilarious faces. One resembled Fat Albert's face, one where she looked like a choking Kirby, one where she looked like she was going to rip her own throat out, even her bloated Michael Jackson impersonation was hilarious!


InuYasha sighed, walking back to the cafeteria, he heard laughter from all around. His eyes widened immensely as he saw what was trying to figure out what was going on. People were on tables, holding theirs stomachs in pain, with theirs sides aching like hell.

       Some were on the floor, and leaning against each other or the wall trying to take over their laughter. Of course, Kikyo would then do something else, and make everyone howl in pain. The lunch ladies were even trying their best to calm the choking Kikyo down.



The ones who were laughing the hardest was the table containing Kagome, Hojo, Kouga, Naraku, Sesshoumaru, Sango, Miroku and the Shinchinin-tai. Hell, they were turning blue! What the hell would they be laughing so hard about!? Then he saw his answer, standing on the table doing the freaky-deaky-Dutch-dance-of- lunatics-all-around.


His eyes widened with embarrassment, tad anger, and laughter. Embarrassment, because his own damn girlfriend was on the table doing God-Knows-What because God-Knows-Why. Bits of anger, because some perverted guys (H/N: Minus Miroku) were crowded around the table she was on, and looking up her skirt while wolf whistling. Laughter, because, well, who wouldn't laugh at such a situation as this?

      It's not everyday you see the person you hate get humiliated in such an easy way!



InuYasha stormed over to his table and hauled Kikyo's ass off of it.


He glared down at the woman in his arms, "What the HELL ARE YOU DOING?!!" InuYasha's senses smelt something fishy going on here.. (H/N: Hehe, Fishy..)


      The whole cafeteria reigned over in silence. Even the lunch ladies were watching closely.


Kikyo stopped short of breath and smirked up at him, she quickly pulled his face down to her's trying to take advantage of everyone staring at her. To fully claim InuYasha as her's in front of the bone-chilling silence was her goal.


She smashed her lips onto his in a sloppy and heated kiss. Heated? Yeah. Because InuYasha's eyes widen even more if possible then before when he tasted her. 'Gross. Bleeeeeeh! Is she trying to poison me now?! What next, mass murder?!'


InuYasha dug his nails into Kikyo's arms and pushed her away from him, knocking her straight to the floor.


      "JESUS CHRIST KIKYO!," He bellowed, making some of the students chuckle. "WHAT DID YOU EAT FOR LUNCH?!! YOU TASTE LIKE SOUR SARDINES!!" InuYasha bent on his knees to the tiled floor hacking and gagging. Trying his best to rid of that nasty taste in his mouth. Never again will his kiss Kikyo!



The cafeteria turned silent.. Until Kikyo was slugged in the side of the head with some kind of old and moldy pudding mixed in with spit and corn. It started dripping inside of her gapping mouth, her ear and inside of her skanky tube top.


"BULLS EYE! ONE POINT FOR KYOUKOTSU!" Kyoukotsu jumped up on the table and took in a big breath of air.


"FOOOOOOOOD FIIIIIIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!!!!!!!" Everyone's eye turned to amusement as they grabbed what was left of their lunches and started aimlessly flinging it everywhere, but mostly at InuYasha and Kikyo's heaps on the ground. The lunch ladies soon went crazy and jumped out of the nearest windows and doors, crawling on hands and knees escaping from the mad students.


        Everyone was getting hit with something and everything. The milk, the pudding, the corn, the meat loaf, the ketchup, the Pepsi on the girls with white shirts, the works! The whole canteen was electrocuted with ruckus as the teachers and staff ran out of the wrath of the High Schoolers. Oh those crazy, High Schoolers.


       The piercing sound of the bell rung through the screams and shouts, dismissing the kids to the next class. The cafeteria once again hushed in silence as it rung, and rung... and rung.. and..

       WHAM!

       A Superman Lunchbox hit the bell making it fall off of the wall and crashing to the floor.


"Hey isn't that..." Kagome started walking over to the lunch box with mashed potatoes, M&Ms and Pepsi all over her. She bent down and reached for the lunch box when someone from the exit doors shouted her name.



"Hey Kagome-chan!" A voice called from behind her.


"SHIPPOU?!?"


"FUCK YEAH!!"


      "Crayon!! The hell?!"


      "Glad to see you too!"


      "SCREW NEXT CLASS! SCREW NEXT CLASS! SCREW NEXT CLASS!" Amari Nobunaga and his geeky slab chanted. (H/N:


      "FOOOOOOOOOD FIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHTTT!!!!!! Round two!"


They all ran for cover again as everyone picked up some type of omninous food from the floor and hurled it once again at one another. But again, mostly at Kikyo this time.

      "WE SHALL SMITE THEE!" Every single person, including Kikyo's cheerocrisy squad, slowly creeped twords Kikyo as she backed up against the nearest wall in pity. She let out a defining screech, as everyone loomed over her like shadowing gargoyles.  


      "P-please... Have MERCY on y-your head CHEERLEADER!"


      Kagome stood up slowly from her creep and blinked as a smirk slowly played itself upon her face, "What do you think everyone should we forgive her?"


Silence...


        Kagome slowly turned back around twords Kikyo...


       And smirked wider...


       Creeping closer...


       "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Was the last thing heard from Kikyo as everyone threw chairs, food, even pieces of table at her. After many items being thrown at her continued to swivel at her, a dirty InuYasha jumped in out of nowhere, standing his gaurd infront of his unconscious girlfriend.


      Sango blinked, "InuYasha. What the hell?"


      "NO!" InuYasha growled menacingly glaring at everyone who even dared harm Kikyo. "THIS ISN'T THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE!!!" 'How could they all hate one person so much??' He thought in rushing turmoil.


"Fuck that, InuYasha!" Kouga grounded with clenched teeth. "Your bitch caused harm to everyone, and now she's getting her comeuppance!!"


"YEAH!!!"


"Oh my..." Suikotsu sighed.


Bankotsu glanced at his brother, then at Kagome, then at InuYasha, then back to Kikyo.


Silence.


       "I SAY WE KILL THE BITCH!!!"


      "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!" And the gruel food fight continued throughout the evening. About an hour or so later, everyone there had gotten suspended for three to four weeks by Principal Peachman. Because of all of the damaged they had caused to his building, the lunch ladies that had quit from their jobs, and with Kikyo's sickening injuries, he just couldn't let them go scotch-free.


But he didn't care about her health no matter how much InuYasha complained, Principal Peachman just wanted his cafeteria back to normal. Besides, he thought the kid's sanity level was about to break, so he sent them on an early vacation. Evidentially, scotch-free was just thrown out the window.



Kagome ran back to her panting group to tell them the great news. "Hey guys! The principal just said that everyone is getting 3 and a half weeks of suspension! Isn't that great??"


Everyone nodded and collapsed to the floor deadbeat tired. They chatted about what to do during vacation since it was just sprung up out of the blue.


Kagome's face brightened, "I know what we can do! We can hang out over the three to four weeks at my shrine! My mom, Jii-chan, and brother are out for two months anyways. Just as long as you guys don't get messy then there is no problem! How do you like them cookies?"


They smiled and accepted the cheery girl's offer with thanks and gratitude. Maybe they could actually have some more fun with InuYasha and Kinkyo's heads. They would find out soon to come... When they catch their breath of course.


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Sorry if there are any grammatical mistakes, I am too lazy to check them over as of now. If my fingers fell off I wouldn't be suprised.. But I couldn't help myself. I'm just so happy that people like my story. YAY! I hurt Kikyo! Go Me!

I would like to thank lindy*girl for the chocolate fish suprise idea and EvilBunnies(1) for the food fight idea! THANKS A BUNCHES!! (^.^)


      ------REVIEW RESPONSES! YIPPEEEEE!----


Maiden Of The Moon - That would be so cool to have awesome Telepathical powers like that! I remember the time when I told my mom to turn the radio to a different station in the car (she listens to aLOT of country) because it was ticking me off, and the tire ran over something and the station switched to Y-100. _ I think my car is haunted. ^_^ hee hee! YAY! Inu/Kag Forever!


Kiawatha Amara - Don't you worry! I'll hurt Kikyo, but seeing her killed I might put at the end of the story. Or maybe a sequal! I don't know, but let's just see how the go flows.


Sailor Universe(3) - I will tell you that later in one chapter, there might be a little suprise involving Kikyo, honey, and many boxes of black ants and worms. But, SsSsSsssh! Don't tell nobody! ^_^


SesshoumaruFanCall911 - Yeah! I think the Shichinin-tai kick major boo- tay! Jakotsu is special in his own little way. @_@ Don't be sorry about my dad having ADD. You don't have to, because I hate him.. ^_^... I hate him lots. If it wasn't for my biological mother that has current frequency Meno- freakin'-pause, then I would have been aborted before birth. _ But I digress. You're mom is bipolar? Wow, I never met a bipolar person before. Only people with pissy case of PMS, but that's the end of the line. You're welcome about the Yura thing, And Hojo, is infact, an idiot. ^_^ The world makes sense again.


Girlwithoutastory - I read your fic, and I just love it! Thank you for reading my other story too! I'm so glad you enjoy what I write! Yes, Kouga I will admit, is a bit OOC, but I really don't want to turn him into an idiot because I think the guy has enough bronze and brains then to just act possessive all the time. ^_~ But I will try to keep his personality in check.


loozer-09 - I was hoping no one would see that error. ^o^'' Whoops.. I did mean Kouga, not Hojo. Dumb fingers of mine, grrrr... But thanks for pointing that mistake out to me! Yep, yep, yep, Naraku Sesshoumaru and the Shichinin-tai are aaall good guys. Except when it comes to torturing Kikyo, then they are bad guys.


       Jakotsu will knock some sense into InuYasha in a chapter or... hehehe... two... hehehe.. In his own... hehe... special... little way..... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!


Baka-Ryu - Rin will come in soon! Don'cha worry about it, for she will come in when the time is right. I didn't forget about her. ^_^


Detective CJ - InuYasha and Kagome FLuff will be in the next chapter, I hope! And yessiree, they shall be together at the end. Because If I EVER write a Inu/IT story, then I personally will eat the Mona Lisa. INUYASHA KAGOME FOREVER!


LoLo-de-la-Ro (formerly known as LoLo(9)) - You're so right. I've made Kagome too soft, neh? Welp! That's out the window! For the 3VIL Kagome is here to stay!... Until Inu and Kag get together then the evilness will be kept as 'her little secret'.


Your brilliance on Prom night is superb! I could use something like that. Like from the movie Carrie (Damnit, it was just too weird), when she was elected Prom Queen, The Bullies in the school dumped Pigs Blood all over her. Then her eyes rolled back into her head and she set her whole school on fire. Now that's.. a classic moment. I could use that, thanks for suggesting it, I appreciate it!



EvilBunnies(1) - Thanks again for the food fight idea! I'll make InuYasha realize that Kikyo is a demented bitch from hell, and dump her. But that'll be after allll of my fun is done. I hope you liked this chapter! ^_^


chickens (Anonymous) - Sorry I spelt Conan wrong. _ I don't watch his show like I used too, but it was cool wasn't it? Conan O'brian just made me really sleepy and bitchy when I wake up in the morning. ^_^'' Heh...eh. Yep! I hope you liked this chapter!!


THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING EVERYONE!!!!


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So. That concludes this chapter. I hope you can review and then maybe I'll update even faster! ^_^ Don't forget to tell me about your idea on the A L I C E story. That would help a bunches.


Now, I would like to give a thanks to the following people...


Serena71



dan-chan



Kyreason, The Evil (even though I'm still pissed off at you)


albino the pancake


Kagome-chan15



Girlwithoutastory



...For putting me on their Favorite Author's List! I would thank everyone personally who had put "Dirty Sneakers" on their Favorite Stories List, but it would be too hard to scope out everyone's Favorites List, since it doesn't tell me in the Stats who had put this story there.


But thank you all so much! *glomps everyone who is even reading this*


I love you, just not in that way,


Hirari the 9th Goddess Of Maple Syrup