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Reviews for 5 Chapters! OH YEAH! ^_^ I LOVE YOU ALL, just not in
that way, MY PRECIOUS REVIEWERS! ...What? That's not a lot? It is for
me, and I'm proud.
I have a new story majiger that I'd like
all of your opinions on. The Full summary is in my Bio and I'd like to see what
you'd even say about it, but here is the gist of it.
A L I C E : A Homicidal
Fairytale. It's based off of the PC/CD-Rom Game, American's McGee's Alice.
I'm revising it to fit the InuYasha cast properly. It's mostly likely going to
become a Inu-Yasha/Kagome Horror/Romance. Yes, everyone, It is a demented
version of "Alice In Wonderland" for those of you who haven't played
the game. NOT for kiddies who don't want their brains soiled more then it
already is. I'm going through the walk-throughs of the game, and all I need is
your ideas if you'd really want to read something like that. If not, I wont
even start it.
I will kick my own ass
just to update all of my stories. Because I hate the look of dissappointment,
even though I can't see you, I'll still feel guilty. But I will not lag. All I
need is some REVIEWERS-POWERS to inspire me faster!
^_^ put a smile on, put a smile
on, everybody c'mon.. PUT A SMILE ON! YeAh!
Disclaimer: ;_;
Okay, with that out of the way!
*pulls out a microphone (Nabiki Tendo style)* KIKYO-BASHING AHEAD!
All Kikyo fans please procede to the nearest exit... I repeat, ALL Kikyo fans
get the fuck out of here. *looks around* Looks like the coast is clear to
continue. PUBLIC HUMILIATION to come... Remember to smile, everyone!
I will say it, until you get it
right! That's it. ..Move along... Now that that's out of the way, JEALOUSY
and MORE JEALOUSY ahead!! Won't that be fun boys
and girls??
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Dirty Sneakers
Chapter 6: A Tampered Chocolate Leads To No Good
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007 as some would call it. They
were mean, they were gruff, and they didn't take no for an answer. Especially
Jakotsu, who was smiling at all the guys at the table trying to catch their
attention. Sesshoumaru pointedly tried to look away, Naraku was glaring at his
food with his left eye twitching, Kouga and Miroku tried desperately to start a
conversation with the girls and Hojo was smiling and waving back at them, back
to idiot- mode. Ahhh, boys will be boys.
Sango baby-clapped and stood
upon her seat to look some of them straight in the eyes. She turned back to her
table and cleared her throat to get their attention. And.. again. And......
again.
"WILL YOU GUYS SHUT THE
FUCK UP FOR 5 DAMN SECONDS?!" Well, needless to say that got attention.
Everyone calmly turned back to the 7 unknown men holding their lunches with in
one hand, with them smirking as they notice her attitude sure hasn't changed.
Sango looked back at them,
"You guys. You don't know these people, but I've bet you heard about
them."
Sesshoumaru squinted his eyes
as Naraku was still glaring holes into his lunch. Miroku caught a thoughtful
expression along with Kagome who seemed to know after a minute or two, but Hojo
just kept on smiling as if once he stopped he would get killed.
Kagome looked up to the tallest
member and one that was as tall as her, "HEY! I remember you two! You used
to play against me in shooting marbles when I was only 5! I thought you both
looked familiar!" Kagome laughed at the fun times she used to play as a
kid with them and InuYasha.
Kagome's eyes snapped back to
reality (H/N: no more Miss Nice-Girl. Here comes adrenaline to kick some ass!)
and she smirked. Almost everyone saw her grinning like a Cheshire cat, and
decided to prod into her brain.
Miroku and Hojo started poking
at her sides, while the other 7 standing up started to get irritated.
"Sango.." the smallest one of them all stated, plainly upset.
"Oh right!" Sango immediately got them off guard as they looked up to her again in interest.
"Let me introduce our old
buds," Sango stood tall, and pointed to the tallest one of them all, the
one Kagome knew, and introduced him, "This is, Kyoukotsu." He wore a
peach muscle shirt with black cargo pants and many spiked bracelets with a
tatto of a skull on his upper right arm. Kyoukotsu turned to Kagome, doing a
ritual handshake with her small hand that they used to do as children.
"I'm so glad we get to
meet again, Kag-san!" Kyoukotsu rumbled as he embraced a friendly hug with
the petite girl. "Same to you too, Kyo-san!!"
Kouga growled as he clenched onto the
table with his nails, 'How dare he touch MY woman! He better remove those
hands from her soon!! Or he'll have to answer to me!' Sure enough, Kouga
wasn't the only one who was thinking along the same lines..
The rest
of the table nodded stiffly, knowing what was going through his mind when he
started to chip off pieces of the table.
Sure enough he let go of a happy Kagome
and stood back, Kouga sighing in relief muttering about 'mind-readers' and
'magazines'. Sango smiled as she turned to the second largest member,
"This here, is Ginkotsu! Ginkotsu, say hello." Ginkotsu muttered an
inaudible something.
The
table replied him with polite "hello"s and "nice to meet
your acquaintance"s or even "talk about the weather, right?"s.
Ginkotsu wore a red orange and brown combination tee with jeans
that looked like they were bricked patterned in a khaki color. His face was
surely scrambled and battered. One eye was skinned shut while the other was
big, his mouth was tattered awkwardly as a scar that has been stitched went
down his forehead to the bridge of his nose.
Nearly
everyone had run away in disgust of him, but here he knew it wouldn't matter.
He fit along here. Ginkotsu stepped back to his place as before.
Sango turned to two fairly heightened boys,
she pointed to one who had two narrowed cat-like eyes with purple pointed
stripes going over them from his chin to his mid-forehead with a purple
stampede-like mark in the center of his forehead. Over the top of his head,
covering his hair, he had on a white cloth that was tied neatly behind his
head, and diamond studs up both of his cartilages. He wore a white cotton
button-up shirt with tight white jeans. (H/N: Belive me, he's much cooler then
he sounds.)
"This is Renkotsu. And the
one next to him is Suikotsu!" Suikotsu was different then most of his brothers;
he was a friendly soul, usually without a care in the world. Of course, you may
think this now, but deep inside him is more then what meets the eye.
Suikotsu had scars over his fingertips,
for a reason no one knew but the brothers themselves.
He had on a black and white
swirled shirt that read "What'd I Miss? I was out smoking crack with
Satan." with white knee high pants with various rips along the sides with
socks on and black sandals. He had black hair with one braid in the back of his
head.
The two stepped forward and
bowed slightly. Suikotsu, smiling and Renkotsu, scowling as many girls were
staring at them both like they were on some Preppy-Drugs that no one knew
about. Is that healthy? No one may ever know..
"OKAY THAT'S IT!"
Renkotsu growled menacingly, "Do you sluts having staring problems, or is
it the drugs you're taking?!" Immediately the girls began to cry, Suikotsu
pulled his brother to the side as he still scowled at them.
"Nii-chan, do you want to
get kicked out of this school too? We just got here and you're making a
fuss!" He said calmly.
Naraku looked over to Suikotsu from his moving lunch.
"Don't worry none. The principal won't do much as to eat you, anyways. The sluts here are none- stop ooglers towards unsuspecting males, so it would do no good to stop from killing them... They'll die anyways."
"Very true," Miroku
stated. "They do nothing but drool all day like rabid birds of prey. I
wouldn't be one less shocked if they all went hybrid on us all."
Kagome chuckled, "They did
that last Tuesday! One of them grew wings and ran away to their pep squad and
said she had a new way to toss her pom- poms!!" Kagome shook her head as
the table began to quiver with laughter and snorts. "I gotta throw my
lunch away.."
Suikotsu considered this, and smiled
cheerfully, "Oh! Well in that case, go get 'em, Renkotsu." He gave
his bro a little shove, but he stood strong and scowled at the girls still
chitter-chattering about the new students.
Sango looked back over at the three
remaining brothers as Kagome came back to the table empty-handed with a sour
scowl on her face. Sango decided to ask her about it later.
She pointed to the guy who was smiling happily at the other guys
earlier, "This is Jakotsu. Please don't mind him, because he is a little
fruity. Erm.. As you may have noticed."
Jakotsu stepped forward and
waved at them happily, "So nice to see you all! Very nice, indeed!
Especially you, cutie." He jabbed an unsuspecting Sesshoumaru in the ribs,
and was returned with full force by Sess himself.
"oOoOoOoh, A tough-one, I see! I
like that in a man!" Jakotsu winked his way.
"Oh gawd, what have I gotten
into..?! Damn my looks! Damn theeem!" Sesshoumaru fakely sobbed into his
hands as Naraku, Miroku, Hojo and Kouga broke up in laughter. Kagome and Sango
shook their heads and giggled.
Finally Sango turned to the one an
inch smaller then Jakotsu and the shortest on of them all (H/N: That guy is as
short and ugly as Jaken). "And finally we have Bankotsu," she pointed
to the tall one, "And last but not least, Mukotsu."
Kagome's eyes lit up with recognition
turning to face Bankotsu, "And you were the one who used to play with us
too! I remember you used to play the butler when we played House (H/N: I still
love that game..)!!" Bankotsu gave a warm smile that most of the
cheerleaders watching faint their bubbly heads off.
Mukotsu kept jumping up to get their
attention but got ignored or was returned with nasty glares, "Mazja
fakas.."
"And here I thought you
wouldn't remember me, Kagome-chan!" Bankotsu said as he enveloped Kagome
into a tight friendly embrace, which she returned just as tightly. After a
second or two leaned back and kissed her lightly on the cheek, making her
visage turn a rosy pink.
Kouga looked away with his face
red from anger, trying to force out the jealousy that was pumping through his
veins. 'Calm, cool, collected... Calm, cool, collected... DAMNIT, Calm,
cool, KILL, collected...'
"Of course I would
remember you, Ban-chan! You were the best 5 year old butler to ever play
House!!" Kagome giggled.
"Won't you join us for lunch
at our table, my friends?" Miroku asked, as Sango sat back next to him
eating her sandwich. All of them agreed to join them, and sat down, eating
their lunches and discussing what's been happening lately at school and where
InuYasha has been, since some of them had asked.
That is.. until Renkotsu got an
evil idea. He picked up a single chocolate from off the floor and a strange
gray vile from his lunchbox.
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InuYasha had been kissing and talking
with Kikyo about random things during the beginning of lunch hour. But only
when Kikyo felt like it, then they talked. When he had tried to kiss her or
talk to her about something, she had pushed him away saying "later"
or "not now, can't you see I'm trying to talk with my girls here?".
He had gotten fed up at that,
and felt as if Kikyo used him only for a dog (H/N: Keh! I suspected the bitch
to do that. I KNEW IT!).
InuYasha sat in his silence as
he thought about his relationship with Kikyo. 'I.. do love her.. don't I?
I'd guess so.. But does she even love me..?' He stopped and looked over at
Kikyo who had her back to him and was smacking loudly on her gum while guzzling
on some Pepsi.
Hell. She was even talking about the
Pepsi and how cool Brittney whats-her-fucking-face was doing the commercial and
being visual eye candy and all that jazz. (H/N: Nope.. Not drinking Pepsi
now..)
InuYasha's left eye started to
twitch, 'What the fuck?! She doesn't even remember I'm here! ...But no
matter what, I will love her. I have to. She loves me...right??'
Suddenly he heard a familiar
squeal of delight, 'Kagome??' InuYasha looked over at her table. As soon
as he did so, his eyes blazed. He saw that Kyoukotsu, his old friend, hugging
Kagome. Even if it was friendly, he still didn't like it.
'How DARE he touch her!!
Grrr, If he tries anything funny, I'll cut out his intestines with Christmas
cookie cutters and spoon feed it to him!' Unknown to what he was thinking,
InuYasha listened on as Kagome and everyone else had happily chatted to each
other until the point where Kagome said she had to throw her lunch away.
Kikyo saw that her 'hubby'
had been looking at that Higurashi bitch and not her. 'The NERVE of him
cheating on me!! I'll teach that little girl that Inuyasha is MY territory, and
once I have him where I want him, then she can take her fool back.' The
whore smirked, leaning over to InuYasha as Kagome passed bye.
"Oh, Inu-honey.." She seductively
said, claiming his lips as hers in a hungry kiss. InuYasha, to say the least,
was suprised. But soon her forgot that Kagome had been standing there, watching
them with narrowed eyes, and gave into the attention Kikyo was giving him. He
wrapped his arms around her waist, drawing her even closer to him. But
somehow... it all felt wrong.
(H/N: Can't believe I wrote this smut
with him and Kikyo. Great, now I have to wash my hands and dry-clean my noggin..)
When the kiss broke, he leaned back alittle
glancing up quickly enough to see Kagome steaming mad while heading back to her
table. 'Oh no, Kagome..' InuYasha thought sadly, filling with shame.
After moments
of thinking, his eyes snapped opened widely. He knew that Kikyo had to be up to
something to just kiss him out of the blue like that. InuYasha angrily spared a
glare at Kikyo, who in turn again, had her back to him.
'She did have something to do
with this.... What in the blue hell is she up to?!'
Having nothing else to do,
he looked back at Sango who had introduced more of his friends. His friends, is
what they were...Until he had split up to be with his girlfriend. Why had he sacrificed
so much for Kikyo when it wasn't even worth it? Why had she been ignoring him?
Was it all a lie? Kikyo had to be up to something, and he knew it too well.
'No,' InuYasha thought. 'It can't be a joke! We love
each other and that's final!' (H/N: This, kiddies, is how dense one person
can get. Rock Bottom.)
Then he saw it. Bankotsu, his
old friend and pal, was hugging Kagome, and tightly at that. He knew Bankotsu
had a crush on her when they were littler and they used to play House. He and
Bankotsu always fought over who would get to be Kagome's pretend husband, but
in the end InuYasha gave him a boo-boo and got to be her husband with Bankotsu
being the Butler.
Miroku was the one who played
as the monk who blessed their house with such good fortune and miracles with
Kagome's Jii-chan's non-working Ofudas. Sesshoumaru was the demon who
threatened to take their moneys and good fortune, but Sango the exterminator
always took care of that. Naraku was the little boy who pretended to possess
little InuYasha and made kagome cry at his scariness. Then... They all grew up.
Bankotsu hugging Kagome and her
hugging him back made InuYasha frighteningly jealous inside. His eyes glazed
crimson for a moment before switching back into it's normal kohaku tint. The
dog-boy swatted his ear and shook his head, trying to rid of the boiling
sensation that almost swallowed him whole. He slowly looked back at Kagome's
table, mentally trying to erased the image of her and Bankotsu together from
his mind.
Still, his girlfriend payed no attention. Her high-pitched laugh made some people blame InuYasha for her happiness. And that happiness just pissed everyone off the cliff. InuYasha shook his head again, trying to erase those little voices from his mind telling him to get rid of Kikyo before she rids of him first.
Then there he saw it.
Bankotsu kissed her on the cheek, with
Kagome blushing prettily in return. His blood boiled as magma in a volcano
turns into lava (H/N: See, I did
learn something in Science). That's when InuYasha turned to Kikyo, even knowing
she wasn't paying attention to him.
"Kikyo, I'm going to the bathroom, I'll be back soon."
Kikyo didn't even look behind her. "Sure, hun. Whatever you say."
He glared sourly at her for a second before getting up from the polished white table, and headed to the little guys room with a bad attitude.
What was happening here? Why was Kagome acting wierd now? Why wasn't he with his friends have a grand ole' time as the rest of them are...?
Kikyo. That's why.
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Renkotsu had discussed his plan
to the whole table after he heard that his old friend and former prankster
partner had dissed his own friends for a tramp. That was ridiculous! Even
though it made Bankotsu happy to have Kagome with no excuse for InuYasha to be
there, Renkotsu didn't want his little bro to mess with relationships so
quickly.
Sure, Bankotsu was a wise, noble
and contributed person to anyone and everyone. But it was too much to cut out a
solid relationship, when obviously the relationship was pure.... in a way.
Bleh, who was he to talk? He sounded like Opera for god's sakes.
"I always wondered what
you were going to use that for, Renkotsu," Ginkotsu said quizically.
"You always packed it in your
lunch. And when we asked you what it was you were intending to do with it you'd
reply, 'Special Purposes'. What the hell, man?"
Sesshoumaru raised a fine lined brow,
"You always carry around sardine oil? Does that mean something?" In
the meanwhile, Renkotsu punctured a tiny whole in the side of the chocolate
that was picked from off of the floor.
"Hmmm," Miroku thought for a
moment. "Do you plan to give that chocolate to someone unparticular, my
friend?"
"Oh.. Only the mother fucker who screwed
up Yashie's brain." Renkotsu looked over at Kikyo as she soon caught his
glance and winked. He clucked his tounge and raised his eyebrows once at her.
She blushed and started hyperly talking to her friends about what she just saw.
He just looked back to what he was doing, his face covered in pure disgust.
"Now
THAT'S horror.." He shuddered at the thought of Kikyo winking at
him a second ago.
"I
wonder if Inu-chan even remembers us. Does he remember us?!" Jakotsu asked
the table happily, bouncing in his chair a little.
"I don't doubt it. How could he
forget? We all accepted him for who he was when everyone else didn't. He even
excepted us in return. Now if he could forget that with that one ho, I'm just
going to get up and attack him right now," Naraku growled from his
position in his seat.
"He's just ignoring us.."
"Oh," Jakotsu smiled, "Don't
worry honey, We won't forget YOU!" He pounced on Naraku glomping
him till he couldn't breath. Now it was everyone else's turn to laugh. Even
Kagome got her share of giggles and laughter.
"Completed!" Renkotsu raised the
single chocolate in the palm of his hand.
"What exactly did you do to it?"
Hojo blinked, finally getting the chance to speak after finishing his healthy
and nutritious lunch which he loved so very much.
"Why, Good question,
Hojo," Renkotsu smirked as he lowered his voice so only they could hear
what he was saying and InuYasha wouldn't stop them.
"That vile. It was exactly what Sesshoumaru
said it was. Sardine oil. But! This is speeecial sardine oil. Even one whiff of
inhaling it will make your breath decay in rotting fish. But... With one full
gulp, you're breath is as good as 30 year old road kill! It should last about a
half of a year, or more. This is a special remedy that Mukotsu made for me a
year back."
Mukotsu took his queue,
standing up on the table and bowing while everyone at their table clapped for
his brilliance. "Thank you, thank you.. I'll be here all year!" Then
got off of the table with some of his brother's patting him on the back.
Renkotsu wiped his hands with a
napkin and placed the chocolate in the same napkin. "Now, Who wants to
play Delivery Man or Woman?..How about you Miroku? You're the charmer of the
bunch. Why don't you give it to Kikyo and tell her it's from an 'admirerer',"
Rankotsu failed trying not to shudder, "Point at me, and I'll wiggle my
eyebrows suggestively. Hopefully she won't mind the smell, and eat it anyways
because by the looks of it her IQ is single digited."
Miroku took the chocolate
wrapped parcel and smiled, "Sure thing, my friend." He then turned to
Sango, "If I live through this..." He said wistfully, inching closer
to her face, making her blush scarlet. "...Will you bear my-*SLAP* I'll
take that as a no..."
Sango's cheeks were as bright
as fire as she glared angrily at him, "Just play cupid and give Kikyo the
chocolate!! And DON'T screw it up!!"
"Yes, my darling bud of
May.. What I do for attention.." Miroku got up from his seat with
"good luck" wishes from everyone as Naraku hummed that death trilogy.
Bum, Bum Bum Bum, Bum Bum Bum, Bum Bum Bum Buuumm... Miroku glared at Naraku
and he sooned stopped. He walked over to Kikyo's slab defiantly, ready to take
on the Big Bad Bitch.
"Do you think he'll
live?" Bankotsu quipped worriedly.
"Don't worry, Ban-chan.
Everything will be fine." Kagome replied, flashing him a tender smile.
"Grrr, yeah. Everything.
will. be. fine.." Kagome pinched himself, trying not to make a fool
out of himself by grabbing Kagome my the waist and hugging her to him. 'She
is MY woman.. Grrr, Dumb Bank bastard. First Dog-turd, now this guy!'
The slab pretended to be in
conversation as Miroku finally reached Kikyo and her preppy table of happiness
and pink and Pepsi. Oh, kill joy.
Miroku cleared his voice,
getting everyone's attention. Kikyo saw Miroku but stopped short of laughing
when she discovered it wasn't that guy who was body languaging to her, it was
the guy next to him. What this this dufus want? InuYasha had gone and excused
himself a minute ago to use the bathroom, or something like that, she hadn't
really payed attention.
"Look what the demented
cat dragged in. What is it you want, Monk?" Kikyo said in her
happy-go-pansy voice.
Miroku only pointed at
Renkotsu's charming face before continuing, "That man summoned me to
deliver this fine chocolate just for you. It was deported (H/N: hehehe) from
the finest chocolate factory of Switzerla--"
The Blonde-squad behind her just
yipped cheerfully telling her to taste it. Kikyo reached for the hand wrapped
goody, "Yeah, yeah, just give me the chocolate!" Before Miroku could
tell her to enjoy, she just waved him off telling him to go back to his dog
pound.
Miroku turned around and gave
the two thumbs up at his table, and rushed over there to see what her
expression would be when she found out it wasn't deported from Switzerland, but
from the finest boat scum in all of the world.
Kikyo happily unwrapped the
napkin and took out the chocolate. She examined it none to carefully or she
would have noticed the microscopic hole that was slowly dripping fish juice out
of the side. She popped the whole thing in her mouth, with no hesitation and
started chomping happily on it, waving to Renkotsu.
That is, until it started to
slowly burn her taste buds. She swallowed it all whole, reaching for the
nearest drink. But finding nothing but InuYasha's Cherry Coke. As much as she
hated Coke, she still wouldn't drink it, even if she was choking! No one
payed any attention to her but her squad and Kagome's slab, who were currently
laughing so hard their faces were turning blue and they were leaning against
each other for support.
Of course, the whole cafeteria
soon caught on with their laughing as soon as Sango pointed to Kikyo and her
break dancing trying to grab a hold of someone's drink, for her Pepsi was all
gone.
Kikyo made the most hilarious
faces. One resembled Fat Albert's face, one where she looked like a choking
Kirby, one where she looked like she was going to rip her own throat out, even
her bloated Michael Jackson impersonation was hilarious!
InuYasha sighed, walking back
to the cafeteria, he heard laughter from all around. His eyes widened immensely
as he saw what was trying to figure out what was going on. People were on
tables, holding theirs stomachs in pain, with theirs sides aching like hell.
Some were on the floor, and leaning against each other or the wall trying to take over their laughter. Of course, Kikyo would then do something else, and make everyone howl in pain. The lunch ladies were even trying their best to calm the choking Kikyo down.
The ones who were laughing the
hardest was the table containing Kagome, Hojo, Kouga, Naraku, Sesshoumaru, Sango,
Miroku and the Shinchinin-tai. Hell, they were turning blue! What the hell
would they be laughing so hard about!? Then he saw his answer, standing on the
table doing the freaky-deaky-Dutch-dance-of- lunatics-all-around.
His eyes widened with embarrassment, tad
anger, and laughter. Embarrassment, because his own damn girlfriend was on the
table doing God-Knows-What because God-Knows-Why. Bits of anger, because some
perverted guys (H/N: Minus Miroku) were crowded around the table she was on,
and looking up her skirt while wolf whistling. Laughter, because, well, who
wouldn't laugh at such a situation as this?
It's not everyday you see the person you hate get humiliated in such an easy way!
InuYasha stormed over to his table and hauled Kikyo's
ass off of it.
He glared down at the woman in his arms,
"What the HELL ARE YOU DOING?!!" InuYasha's senses smelt something
fishy going on here.. (H/N: Hehe, Fishy..)
The whole cafeteria
reigned over in silence. Even the lunch ladies were watching closely.
Kikyo stopped short of breath and smirked up at
him, she quickly pulled his face down to her's trying to take advantage of
everyone staring at her. To fully claim InuYasha as her's in front of the bone-chilling
silence was her goal.
She smashed her lips onto his in a sloppy and
heated kiss. Heated? Yeah. Because InuYasha's eyes widen even more if possible
then before when he tasted her. 'Gross. Bleeeeeeh! Is she trying to poison
me now?! What next, mass murder?!'
InuYasha dug his nails into Kikyo's arms and
pushed her away from him, knocking her straight to the floor.
"JESUS CHRIST KIKYO!,"
He bellowed, making some of the students chuckle. "WHAT DID YOU EAT
FOR LUNCH?!! YOU TASTE LIKE SOUR SARDINES!!" InuYasha bent on his knees to
the tiled floor hacking and gagging. Trying his best to rid of that nasty taste
in his mouth. Never again will his kiss Kikyo!
The cafeteria turned silent..
Until Kikyo was slugged in the side of the head with some kind of old and moldy
pudding mixed in with spit and corn. It started dripping inside of her gapping
mouth, her ear and inside of her skanky tube top.
"BULLS EYE! ONE POINT FOR
KYOUKOTSU!" Kyoukotsu jumped up on the table and took in a big breath of
air.
"FOOOOOOOOD
FIIIIIIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!!!!!!!" Everyone's eye turned to amusement as they
grabbed what was left of their lunches and started aimlessly flinging it
everywhere, but mostly at InuYasha and Kikyo's heaps on the ground. The lunch
ladies soon went crazy and jumped out of the nearest windows and doors, crawling
on hands and knees escaping from the mad students.
Everyone was getting hit with something and everything. The milk,
the pudding, the corn, the meat loaf, the ketchup, the Pepsi on the girls with
white shirts, the works! The whole canteen was electrocuted with ruckus as the
teachers and staff ran out of the wrath of the High Schoolers. Oh those crazy,
High Schoolers.
The piercing sound of the bell
rung through the screams and shouts, dismissing the kids to the next class. The
cafeteria once again hushed in silence as it rung, and rung... and rung.. and..
WHAM!
A Superman Lunchbox hit the bell making it
fall off of the wall and crashing to the floor.
"Hey isn't that..." Kagome
started walking over to the lunch box with mashed potatoes, M&Ms and Pepsi
all over her. She bent down and reached for the lunch box when someone from the
exit doors shouted her name.
"Hey Kagome-chan!" A voice called
from behind her.
"SHIPPOU?!?"
"FUCK YEAH!!"
"Crayon!! The hell?!"
"Glad to see you too!"
"SCREW NEXT CLASS! SCREW NEXT
CLASS! SCREW NEXT CLASS!" Amari Nobunaga and his geeky slab chanted. (H/N:
"FOOOOOOOOOD
FIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHTTT!!!!!! Round two!"
They all ran for cover again as everyone
picked up some type of omninous food from the floor and hurled it once again at
one another. But again, mostly at Kikyo this time.
"WE SHALL SMITE THEE!" Every single
person, including Kikyo's cheerocrisy squad, slowly creeped twords Kikyo as she
backed up against the nearest wall in pity. She let out a defining screech, as
everyone loomed over her like shadowing gargoyles.
"P-please... Have MERCY
on y-your head CHEERLEADER!"
Kagome stood up slowly from her
creep and blinked as a smirk slowly played itself upon her face, "What do
you think everyone should we forgive her?"
Silence...
Kagome slowly turned back around
twords Kikyo...
And smirked wider...
Creeping closer...
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Was the last thing heard from Kikyo as everyone threw chairs, food, even pieces
of table at her. After many items being thrown at her continued to swivel at
her, a dirty InuYasha jumped in out of nowhere, standing his gaurd infront of
his unconscious girlfriend.
Sango blinked, "InuYasha. What the hell?"
"NO!" InuYasha growled
menacingly glaring at everyone who even dared harm Kikyo. "THIS ISN'T THE
WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE!!!" 'How could they all hate one person so
much??' He thought in rushing turmoil.
"Fuck that, InuYasha!" Kouga
grounded with clenched teeth. "Your bitch caused harm to everyone, and now
she's getting her comeuppance!!"
"YEAH!!!"
"Oh my..." Suikotsu
sighed.
Bankotsu glanced at his
brother, then at Kagome, then at InuYasha, then back to Kikyo.
Silence.
"I SAY WE KILL THE BITCH!!!"
"YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!" And the gruel food
fight continued throughout the evening. About an hour or so later, everyone
there had gotten suspended for three to four weeks by Principal Peachman. Because
of all of the damaged they had caused to his building, the lunch ladies that
had quit from their jobs, and with Kikyo's sickening injuries, he just couldn't
let them go scotch-free.
But he didn't care about her
health no matter how much InuYasha complained, Principal Peachman just wanted
his cafeteria back to normal. Besides, he thought the kid's sanity level was
about to break, so he sent them on an early vacation. Evidentially, scotch-free
was just thrown out the window.
Kagome ran back to her panting
group to tell them the great news. "Hey guys! The principal just said that
everyone is getting 3 and a half weeks of suspension! Isn't that great??"
Everyone nodded and collapsed
to the floor deadbeat tired. They chatted about what to do during vacation
since it was just sprung up out of the blue.
Kagome's face brightened,
"I know what we can do! We can hang out over the three to four weeks at my
shrine! My mom, Jii-chan, and brother are out for two months anyways. Just as
long as you guys don't get messy then there is no problem! How do you like them
cookies?"
They smiled and accepted the
cheery girl's offer with thanks and gratitude. Maybe they could actually have
some more fun with InuYasha and Kinkyo's heads. They would find out soon to
come... When they catch their breath of course.
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Sorry if there are any grammatical
mistakes, I am too lazy to check them over as of now. If my fingers fell off I
wouldn't be suprised.. But I couldn't help myself. I'm just so happy that
people like my story. YAY! I hurt Kikyo! Go Me!
I would like to thank lindy*girl
for the chocolate fish suprise idea and EvilBunnies(1)
for the food fight idea! THANKS A BUNCHES!! (^.^)
------REVIEW RESPONSES! YIPPEEEEE!----
Maiden Of The Moon
- That would be so cool to have awesome Telepathical powers like that! I
remember the time when I told my mom to turn the radio to a different station
in the car (she listens to aLOT of country) because it was ticking me off, and
the tire ran over something and the station switched to Y-100. _ I
think my car is haunted. ^_^ hee hee! YAY! Inu/Kag Forever!
Kiawatha Amara -
Don't you worry! I'll hurt Kikyo, but seeing her killed I might put at the end
of the story. Or maybe a sequal! I don't know, but let's just see how the go
flows.
Sailor Universe(3)
- I will tell you that later in one chapter, there might be a little suprise
involving Kikyo, honey, and many boxes of black ants and worms. But, SsSsSsssh!
Don't tell nobody! ^_^
SesshoumaruFanCall911
- Yeah! I think the Shichinin-tai kick major boo- tay! Jakotsu is special in
his own little way. @_@ Don't be sorry about my dad having ADD. You don't have
to, because I hate him.. ^_^... I hate him lots. If it wasn't for my biological
mother that has current frequency Meno- freakin'-pause, then I would have been
aborted before birth. _ But I digress. You're mom is bipolar? Wow, I
never met a bipolar person before. Only people with pissy case of PMS, but
that's the end of the line. You're welcome about the Yura thing, And Hojo, is
infact, an idiot. ^_^ The world makes sense again.
Girlwithoutastory
- I read your fic, and I just love it! Thank you for reading my other story
too! I'm so glad you enjoy what I write! Yes, Kouga I will admit, is a bit OOC,
but I really don't want to turn him into an idiot because I think the guy has
enough bronze and brains then to just act possessive all the time. ^_~ But I
will try to keep his personality in check.
loozer-09 - I was
hoping no one would see that error. ^o^'' Whoops.. I did mean Kouga, not Hojo.
Dumb fingers of mine, grrrr... But thanks for pointing that mistake out to me!
Yep, yep, yep, Naraku Sesshoumaru and the Shichinin-tai are aaall good guys.
Except when it comes to torturing Kikyo, then they are bad guys.
Jakotsu will knock some sense
into InuYasha in a chapter or... hehehe... two... hehehe.. In his own...
hehe... special... little way..... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Baka-Ryu - Rin
will come in soon! Don'cha worry about it, for she will come in when the time
is right. I didn't forget about her. ^_^
Detective CJ -
InuYasha and Kagome FLuff will be in the next chapter, I hope! And yessiree,
they shall be together at the end. Because If I EVER write a Inu/IT story, then
I personally will eat the Mona Lisa. INUYASHA KAGOME FOREVER!
LoLo-de-la-Ro (formerly
known as LoLo(9)) - You're so right. I've made
Kagome too soft, neh? Welp! That's out the window! For the 3VIL Kagome is here
to stay!... Until Inu and Kag get together then the evilness will be kept as
'her little secret'.
Your brilliance on Prom night
is superb! I could use something like that. Like from the movie Carrie (Damnit,
it was just too weird), when she was elected Prom Queen, The Bullies in the
school dumped Pigs Blood all over her. Then her eyes rolled back into her head
and she set her whole school on fire. Now that's.. a classic moment. I could
use that, thanks for suggesting it, I appreciate it!
EvilBunnies(1)
- Thanks again for the food fight idea! I'll make InuYasha realize that Kikyo
is a demented bitch from hell, and dump her. But that'll be after allll of my
fun is done. I hope you liked this chapter! ^_^
chickens (Anonymous)
- Sorry I spelt Conan wrong. _ I don't watch his show like I used too,
but it was cool wasn't it? Conan O'brian just made me really sleepy and bitchy
when I wake up in the morning. ^_^'' Heh...eh. Yep! I hope you liked this
chapter!!
THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING
EVERYONE!!!!
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So. That concludes this chapter. I
hope you can review and then maybe I'll update even faster! ^_^ Don't forget to
tell me about your idea on the A L I C E story. That would help a
bunches.
Now, I would like to give a thanks to
the following people...
Serena71
dan-chan
Kyreason, The Evil (even
though I'm still pissed off at you)
albino the pancake
Kagome-chan15
Girlwithoutastory
...For putting me on their
Favorite Author's List! I would thank everyone personally who had put
"Dirty Sneakers" on their Favorite Stories List, but it would be too
hard to scope out everyone's Favorites List, since it doesn't tell me in the
Stats who had put this story there.
But thank you all so much!
*glomps everyone who is even reading this*
I love you, just not in that
way,
Hirari the 9th Goddess Of
Maple Syrup
