Death at Hyrule Temple, aka. SO FREAKIN' HOT!!!

******* Hey ppls!!! I'm Dove X, and my friend Sarah is co-author. She prolly says HI! And "murple." But okee!!! We're using my account to write this so...yeah. ENJOY!!!

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So.....you think you know everything there is to know about the characters of SSBM? WRONG!! This is what is REALLY happening in most of their lives......

BIOS: Link... Has a HUGE crush on Zelda, but doesn't know if he has the guts to ask her to be his. He is part of the Big Bro/Lil' Bro program and is a "Big Bro". He is very excited about this and wonders who will be his "Lil' Bro".

Marth... Also has a pretty big crush on Zelda, but supports his best friend, Link, because he doesn't love her as Link does. There is some more info about Marth that we COULD tell you...but if we told you...he'd have to kill all of us!! (He's in CIA training...That was too much.)

Zelda... Has a crush on Link. She and Roy are best friends and have been since age 4. She would be glad if Link asked her out, but she doesn't pray to the 3 goddesses about it. Zelda is currently a fashion designer. Zelda also has a little bit of a secret crush on Roy, but she doesn't feel that it's strong enough to get any more serious yet.

Roy... Never used to be that good at speaking English, but Zelda helped with it. He really got the hang of it at about age 12. However, he still does mess up sometimes... Roy is currently unemployed, but has a REALLY advanced computer and college degrees in a lot of scientific subjects. He also has a little bit of a secret crush on his best friend.

Peach... Is having a pretty tough time as far as relationships go.... She has a crush on Mario, Luigi , and the one whom she REALLY likes is...none other than...Ganondorf! (Don't ask me why, I think she likes big noses...look at Mario...) Peach is currently a floral arrangement designer.

Mario... Is practically in love with Peach. And is very mad at his brother. He quit his job of saving Mushroom Kingdom and decided to live his life long dream of being a plumber. He's very happy with his life (besides his brother).

Luigi... Also has a big crush on Peach. But he knows he can't have her. Oh well, he'll never give up. He is Mario's partner in plumbing, and is thinking of going out with Daisy instead of Peach.

Ganondorf... Has a crush on Peach. He misses his days of destroying Hyrule and capturing the princess, but he decided to quit because Link was getting a little annoying. He is currently a dirt bike racer in Motorcross.

Captain Falcon... Is currently dating Samus and hopes to marry her. And of course, he still has the same job, racing. This year, he hopes to get to the Indy500.

Ness... Is the little psychic kid. He is looking for a part-time job. He hopes to find one with Ms. Cleo, or have his own show on at the same time as hers and get her cancelled. He also thinks that Young Link is REALLY cool and wants to be his BEST friend.

Young Link... Is also a member of the "Big Bro./Lil' Bro." foundation. He is not quite sure who his "Big Bro." will be. He hopes that it will be Link because he wants to grow up to be just like him and loves him like a brother. Young Link is very annoyed by Ness' attempts to be his friend. In fact, he doesn't even really like Ness at all. But he sometimes takes advantage of the fact that he'll do almost anything to be his best friend. :). He is also VERY annoyed by Navi, his guardian fairy (You think that he'd be used to it by now!). Yes, she IS helpful sometimes, but when you're not really on a mission to save all of Hyrule, well, I'm not even going to go there.

Samus... Is currently in the FBI(No, she won't have to kill us). She is also dating Captain Falcon, and she has moved in with him. She also uses the Blue Falcon for her job.It usually gets, well, messed up and sometimes totaled ^_^'. However, she fixes it herself before she gets home from work.

Jigglypuff.... Is currently dating and living with Kirby (She is a GIRL!!!). They are also engaged. Where she puts the wedding ring, I have NO idea. She has to decided to pursue a career as a singer.

Kirby... Is engaged and living with jigglypuff. He is a hot air balloon pilot. Uh...That's it.

All right, in this story, everyone has gone through a sort of time warp. Roy, Marth, Link, Zelda, Malon (she comes later although she's not a fighter), Mario, Luigi, and Peach are all the same age of 20. I know that in the game Zelda is taller than Roy and Link I think, but that's because of their positions and Zelda's high heels. In this story, Zelda is shorter than Marth, Link, and Roy, high heels or not. Peach is only an inch shorter than Zelda. Young Link is 10, and Ness is 5. Kirby and Jigglypuff are about 19, and Captain Falcon and Samus are both 22. Ganondorf is 22. And also Marth and Roy are brothers in this fanfic. Now, let the story begin!!!