CHAPTER I:
"If you two were to have a baby, this is what it would look like," Roy said to Kirby and Jigglypuff, pointing to the screen of his computer.
"Aw, it's so CUTE!!!" Kirby and Jigglypuff exclaimed in unison.
"It has your eyes, Kirby dear!" said Jigglypuff, pointing to the screen.
"And it has your hair my sweet!" said Kirby, pointing to the screen as well. There were the only two characteristics that they could point out, because they're both little round pink puffballs. Jigglypuff and Kirby stared at each other with love in their eyes.
"And of course, because of genetic reasons, it would have Kirby's imitation power, and Jigglypuff's singing talent. Also, it will have the floating power."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..." Kirby and Jigglypuff said wide-eyed, in awe.
"ROY!! ROY !! I NEED YOUR HELP!!! LinkaskedmeoutandI'mgoingonadatewithhimtonightandIdon'tknow whattowearorwhattosayandyou'remybestfriendandtheonlyonewhocanhelpand I need HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Zelda blabbed hurriedly to Roy as she walked.
"Excuse me one moment please..." Roy said. He walked out of the room with Zelda, and shut the door.
"So, what's wrong?"
"I don't know what to wear or what to say and all this other crap 'cause Link asked me out and—"
"Slow down!"
"Ok...Link asked me out on a date tonight, and I said yes, and I have no idea what to wear or what to say. What if I mess something up or whatever?"
"It'll be fine, Zelda. Just act like yourself, and you can just wear what you're wearing now."
"No! I want to wear something different!"
"Then wear that dress in a different color!"
"Okay."
"Trust me, if you mess up, Link won't mind. He's known you, for, how many years? About since you guys were 1o?"
"Yeah. Okay, thanks Roy!" Zelda said, hugging him. She ran back down the hallway. Roy came back into the room where his computer was.
"Okay, sorry for the interruption," Roy said, noticing that Jigglypuff and Kirby were still wide-eyed, and still staring at the screen.
"Will it be a girl or a boy if we ever do have a kid?" Jigglypuff asked.
"I'm not sure, you can't tell unless it is after you make a kid."
"Oh. I want it to be a girl!"
"BOY!" Kirby said.
"GIRL!!"
"BOY!"
"GIRL!"
Roy sighed, and left the fight to them, turning off his computer. He exited the room.
MEANWHILE...
"MARTH!! MARTH!! I NEED YOUR HELP!!! IaskedZeldaoutI'mgoingonadatewithhertonightandIdon'tknow whattowearorwhattosayandyou'remybestfriendandtheonlyonewhocanhelp and I need HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!" Link yelled.
"What was that?"
"Okay, I asked Zelda out—"
"WHAT?!!!"
"Heh heh..."
Marth fumed, and tried to hold back a snarl. "...Go on."
"Anyway, I asked Zelda out, and she said yes, and I don't know what to wear or what to say 'cause I am an IDIOT and STUFF!!!"
"Just act yourself, and wear what you wear usually."
"Ok! I'll wear red instead though."
"Okay."
Link left. Marth sighed. "He is an idiot..."
MEANWHILE AGAIN...
"Okay you guys, get out of my room so I can work on my comp."
"Boy..."
"Girl..."
"Boy..."
Roy noticed that Kirby and Jigglypuff were getting very tired and bored of their argument once he came in. They walked out of his room so he could experiment on his computer.
"Male? Let's see...Link." Roy was typing in names of future parents so he could see what their baby would look like. "Female? Uh, Zelda! I'm so evil... MUAHAHAHA!!!" Roy spun around in his chair madly when Zelda came in.
"Uh, Roy? Are you okay?"
"I am just fine...UNTIL THE EVIL MONKEYS COME!!! EVIL!!! EVIL!!!"
Zelda stared at him awkwardly, and left.
"Enter...Aw, she's so cute!" Roy said to himself as he saw the picture of Link and Zelda's baby girl on the computer screen. She had tufts of curly blonde hair on her head, and blue-violet eyes, and pointy ears.
4 HOURS LATER...
Zelda met Link at GP: Gerudos' Pizza. Link was in his red tunic, and Zelda was in her white dress. I could have thought of a better outfit than this, I'm a fashion designer for Din's sake! Zelda thought to herself. Link wasn't thinking anything, being as stupid as he was. They got a table and ordered.
"Are you going to Peach's pool party next week?" Zelda asked him, remembering the pool party Peach invited her to go to.
"Yep. I heard that Ganondorf's the lifeguard," Link replied, smiling. They both laughed at the thought of Ganondorf being a lifeguard.
"Since when do Gerudos make pizza?"
"Since never! The authors just thought of making something like Michael's Pizza. Instead, it's Gerudo's Pizza. And since there are Gerudos in Hyrule, they changed it from Michael's to Gerudo. That pretty much explains it."
"Oh..."
The waiter came up.
"We'll take a pizza," Link and Zelda said in unison. The waiter gave them an awkward look, and left to get a pizza.
"They have very good service here!" Zelda said. Link nodded.
Meanwhile, Ganondorf was outside, looking into the restaurant to find a way to kill them both at the same time. He had binoculars for no particular reason, and was stealthily running around the restaurant, although everyone could see him.(Insert Mission Impossible Music Here.)
"Heh heh heh...Now I can get both the Triangles of Courage and Wisdom at the same time!! MUAHAHA!!" he said to himself. Zelda and Link looked outside.
"Isn't that Ganondorf?"
"Yep."
They received their pizza. Ganondorf put on suction-cup gloves and kneepads, and scaled the wall of the restaurant, up to a chimney, which was actually a steam pipe that steam from cooking the pizzas came from. He climbed down it, and Zelda and Link heard a big commotion in the kitchen. They both looked over, and out came a black Ganondorf, covered with soot and third-degree burns. He wobbled as he walked.
"I think I'll just go home now..." he said. He walked out the door and walked back home. Zelda and Link looked at each other, shrugged, and ate their pizza. An hour later, they walked each other back to the training center, and they kissed and all this crap and became boyfriend and girlfriend. Link went to his room and Zelda went to her's and Roy's (they're roommates..bad idea).
"So how'd your date go with Link?" he asked her. She had interrupted his mad chair spinning. Zelda gave him a dazed look, and flopped onto Roy's bed with a sigh.
"It was magical..." she said, and laughed. Roy gave her a weird look.
"Well that's good to hear," he said, turning back to his computer. Zelda left. Roy thought. Zelda is more into blondes, this red head concept just isn't working for me, he thought. He then went to the Hair Dyery downtown, and came out of it with blonde hair.
Once he got back to the training center, he saw Marth sitting in a lounge chair in the lobby. In a lounge chair next to him, Peach was sitting, reading. Marth was reading something when Roy interrupted.
"Hello Marth," he said. Marth looked up, and practically jumped out from the chair, which had a very springy seat (You can see what's coming...). Marth flew up a couple of feet, well, more like 5, towards the right, and landed on Peach. She squealed, and removed the book that had fallen out of Marth's hands onto Marth's face. She gave him an angry look, and Marth gave an innocent smile. Peach shoved him off, and Marth got up from the floor. He dusted himself off.
"Can I have my book back?" Marth asked her. Peach threw it at him obliviously as she read her book. "Um, Roy, what did you do to your hair?" he asked.
"I dyed it blonde, duh!"
"And, why did you do that?"
"Because I felt like it! I think it looks good."
Marth burst out laughing. "Whatever, Roy! HAHAHA!!!"
Roy glared at him, and went back upstairs. Zelda cupped her hand to her mouth as he walked past. The black and burnt Ganondorf laughed as Roy walked past him, too, to his room.
"If you two were to have a baby, this is what it would look like," Roy said to Kirby and Jigglypuff, pointing to the screen of his computer.
"Aw, it's so CUTE!!!" Kirby and Jigglypuff exclaimed in unison.
"It has your eyes, Kirby dear!" said Jigglypuff, pointing to the screen.
"And it has your hair my sweet!" said Kirby, pointing to the screen as well. There were the only two characteristics that they could point out, because they're both little round pink puffballs. Jigglypuff and Kirby stared at each other with love in their eyes.
"And of course, because of genetic reasons, it would have Kirby's imitation power, and Jigglypuff's singing talent. Also, it will have the floating power."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..." Kirby and Jigglypuff said wide-eyed, in awe.
"ROY!! ROY !! I NEED YOUR HELP!!! LinkaskedmeoutandI'mgoingonadatewithhimtonightandIdon'tknow whattowearorwhattosayandyou'remybestfriendandtheonlyonewhocanhelpand I need HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Zelda blabbed hurriedly to Roy as she walked.
"Excuse me one moment please..." Roy said. He walked out of the room with Zelda, and shut the door.
"So, what's wrong?"
"I don't know what to wear or what to say and all this other crap 'cause Link asked me out and—"
"Slow down!"
"Ok...Link asked me out on a date tonight, and I said yes, and I have no idea what to wear or what to say. What if I mess something up or whatever?"
"It'll be fine, Zelda. Just act like yourself, and you can just wear what you're wearing now."
"No! I want to wear something different!"
"Then wear that dress in a different color!"
"Okay."
"Trust me, if you mess up, Link won't mind. He's known you, for, how many years? About since you guys were 1o?"
"Yeah. Okay, thanks Roy!" Zelda said, hugging him. She ran back down the hallway. Roy came back into the room where his computer was.
"Okay, sorry for the interruption," Roy said, noticing that Jigglypuff and Kirby were still wide-eyed, and still staring at the screen.
"Will it be a girl or a boy if we ever do have a kid?" Jigglypuff asked.
"I'm not sure, you can't tell unless it is after you make a kid."
"Oh. I want it to be a girl!"
"BOY!" Kirby said.
"GIRL!!"
"BOY!"
"GIRL!"
Roy sighed, and left the fight to them, turning off his computer. He exited the room.
MEANWHILE...
"MARTH!! MARTH!! I NEED YOUR HELP!!! IaskedZeldaoutI'mgoingonadatewithhertonightandIdon'tknow whattowearorwhattosayandyou'remybestfriendandtheonlyonewhocanhelp and I need HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!" Link yelled.
"What was that?"
"Okay, I asked Zelda out—"
"WHAT?!!!"
"Heh heh..."
Marth fumed, and tried to hold back a snarl. "...Go on."
"Anyway, I asked Zelda out, and she said yes, and I don't know what to wear or what to say 'cause I am an IDIOT and STUFF!!!"
"Just act yourself, and wear what you wear usually."
"Ok! I'll wear red instead though."
"Okay."
Link left. Marth sighed. "He is an idiot..."
MEANWHILE AGAIN...
"Okay you guys, get out of my room so I can work on my comp."
"Boy..."
"Girl..."
"Boy..."
Roy noticed that Kirby and Jigglypuff were getting very tired and bored of their argument once he came in. They walked out of his room so he could experiment on his computer.
"Male? Let's see...Link." Roy was typing in names of future parents so he could see what their baby would look like. "Female? Uh, Zelda! I'm so evil... MUAHAHAHA!!!" Roy spun around in his chair madly when Zelda came in.
"Uh, Roy? Are you okay?"
"I am just fine...UNTIL THE EVIL MONKEYS COME!!! EVIL!!! EVIL!!!"
Zelda stared at him awkwardly, and left.
"Enter...Aw, she's so cute!" Roy said to himself as he saw the picture of Link and Zelda's baby girl on the computer screen. She had tufts of curly blonde hair on her head, and blue-violet eyes, and pointy ears.
4 HOURS LATER...
Zelda met Link at GP: Gerudos' Pizza. Link was in his red tunic, and Zelda was in her white dress. I could have thought of a better outfit than this, I'm a fashion designer for Din's sake! Zelda thought to herself. Link wasn't thinking anything, being as stupid as he was. They got a table and ordered.
"Are you going to Peach's pool party next week?" Zelda asked him, remembering the pool party Peach invited her to go to.
"Yep. I heard that Ganondorf's the lifeguard," Link replied, smiling. They both laughed at the thought of Ganondorf being a lifeguard.
"Since when do Gerudos make pizza?"
"Since never! The authors just thought of making something like Michael's Pizza. Instead, it's Gerudo's Pizza. And since there are Gerudos in Hyrule, they changed it from Michael's to Gerudo. That pretty much explains it."
"Oh..."
The waiter came up.
"We'll take a pizza," Link and Zelda said in unison. The waiter gave them an awkward look, and left to get a pizza.
"They have very good service here!" Zelda said. Link nodded.
Meanwhile, Ganondorf was outside, looking into the restaurant to find a way to kill them both at the same time. He had binoculars for no particular reason, and was stealthily running around the restaurant, although everyone could see him.(Insert Mission Impossible Music Here.)
"Heh heh heh...Now I can get both the Triangles of Courage and Wisdom at the same time!! MUAHAHA!!" he said to himself. Zelda and Link looked outside.
"Isn't that Ganondorf?"
"Yep."
They received their pizza. Ganondorf put on suction-cup gloves and kneepads, and scaled the wall of the restaurant, up to a chimney, which was actually a steam pipe that steam from cooking the pizzas came from. He climbed down it, and Zelda and Link heard a big commotion in the kitchen. They both looked over, and out came a black Ganondorf, covered with soot and third-degree burns. He wobbled as he walked.
"I think I'll just go home now..." he said. He walked out the door and walked back home. Zelda and Link looked at each other, shrugged, and ate their pizza. An hour later, they walked each other back to the training center, and they kissed and all this crap and became boyfriend and girlfriend. Link went to his room and Zelda went to her's and Roy's (they're roommates..bad idea).
"So how'd your date go with Link?" he asked her. She had interrupted his mad chair spinning. Zelda gave him a dazed look, and flopped onto Roy's bed with a sigh.
"It was magical..." she said, and laughed. Roy gave her a weird look.
"Well that's good to hear," he said, turning back to his computer. Zelda left. Roy thought. Zelda is more into blondes, this red head concept just isn't working for me, he thought. He then went to the Hair Dyery downtown, and came out of it with blonde hair.
Once he got back to the training center, he saw Marth sitting in a lounge chair in the lobby. In a lounge chair next to him, Peach was sitting, reading. Marth was reading something when Roy interrupted.
"Hello Marth," he said. Marth looked up, and practically jumped out from the chair, which had a very springy seat (You can see what's coming...). Marth flew up a couple of feet, well, more like 5, towards the right, and landed on Peach. She squealed, and removed the book that had fallen out of Marth's hands onto Marth's face. She gave him an angry look, and Marth gave an innocent smile. Peach shoved him off, and Marth got up from the floor. He dusted himself off.
"Can I have my book back?" Marth asked her. Peach threw it at him obliviously as she read her book. "Um, Roy, what did you do to your hair?" he asked.
"I dyed it blonde, duh!"
"And, why did you do that?"
"Because I felt like it! I think it looks good."
Marth burst out laughing. "Whatever, Roy! HAHAHA!!!"
Roy glared at him, and went back upstairs. Zelda cupped her hand to her mouth as he walked past. The black and burnt Ganondorf laughed as Roy walked past him, too, to his room.
