I must say, I am SO diassappointed in what I'm seeing lately. MORE Sess/Kag fics that Inu/Kag fics?! MADNESS!


I know it must be a great pair for everyone to read about and I know why, too. But c'mon.. really? Can't an ending turn out happy for once?


ALOT of non-AUs out there deal with Angst/Drama when Kagome finds Sesshoumaru's heart. HE ISN'T A PLAY THING! He's a cold man, for god sakes! And when he says he doesn't like humans, HE DOESN'T LIKE HUMANS!....


....



But Rin is an exception because she showed him compassion from the first time he saw her. Seriously, folks, he's like a daughter to her. That's where the line should stop.


This is getting kinda pointless because now I probably have even mor eangry readers after my head.


The world makes sense again!


Why I haven't updated in such a while is that because of my sickness. Most of everyone who cares about my life, should already know about my bodily functions, because I haven't not yet begun to procrastinate.


I'm going to tell you anyways, because these are big problems on my behalf. Some of them have been happening to me recently.


IN TOTAL, my disfunctional insides grow partial to: Kidney disorders where I sometimes feel like I'm being daggered in the gut repeatedly (No this is not monthly, more like yearly), heart problems, hamstring discordes (runs in my dad's part of the family; my hamstrings contract making my legs immobile for a couple of minutes after I run or do serious exorcise), scoliosis (we've been through this talk before), rib misplacement (not all my ribs are lined up in order like everyone else's is, some of mine are curved in a different direction and sometimes causes me problems to sit up straight for a total of 4 minutes or less), asthma attacks (Amande knows more about this then the wench), spider veins (in cold temperture, they clench together little by little and make me nervous about them; yeah it happens), pink eye (it happens sometimes when I sleep with my eyes open; I've opted to sleep like normal people do from now on), ear infections (bathtub grime and pierced ears play major parts to my ears), memory disembalance (More like a ADD. I try to remember something that I was just told, or seen a day or so before. Sometimes I can remember, most times I can't. Which causes me to get serious migraines throughout the day), allergies and sinus pain (you know how this is; you run into something that triggers your immune system and rejects going near it again. my allergies go straight to my head where I get terrible headaches, a stuffy nose, breathing problems, blurry vision; you name it.), ankle fracture (I've gotten to the point where whenever I walk, my ankles crack. Get those? Mine hurt.), sudden bruises (this is where I bump into something that isn't sharp at all; you don't feel the pain, but the bruise shows up almost instantly), scared throat (when I was not much younger, I was running around with a pair of scissors while screaming like a maniac. I tripped over something, don't know what the hell it was, but the scissors cut a place near my throat. Sometimes when I eat, it re-opens the scratch and starts to bleed. It hurts most when it's allergy season.)


In truth, I could go on longer. There is many more things that is wrong with me, that most people don't really care about. I'm basically a walking disease, and I don't know why I'm not dead yet. Does my hypochondria play a part in this too? *blinks*  


WELL! Enough about me! ^_^ ON TO THE STORY!!!


But first...


ALL KIKYO FANS, PLEASE LEAVE THE ARENA! I REPEAT, ALL KIKYO FANS LEAVE BEFORE I HUNT YOU ALL DOWN WITH MAGNUMS! No, seriously. There will be GOOD bashing in this chapter. Get out, or I'll kick your ass!


*Amande is seen on stand by stroking a whip with the back of her hand*


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Ahem...


Loooooong chapter ahead.. An apology for taking so long, plus....


MANY SUPRISES!!!



MuAhAzZ!! FLUFF!!! A little bitty citrus-scented! CHAPTER 8!!


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Dirty Sneakers

          Chapter 8: An Almost Kiss: "You're All Under Arrest!"


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"PUT MEH DOWN, YOU CREEP!"


4 minutes ago, which seemed like hours to the damsel in distress, was abducted from her OWN NEIGHBOORHOOD, by some RAPIST, who could run very FAST. The dark of the night hid his face and identity well.


Kinda like drug dealers in Florida...



"Will you shut up, for 2 minutes wench?!" The man snarled. Kagome's mouth gaped open as her left eye began to tick dangerously. 'Tell me to SHUT UP, will he?! He's not the one being kidnapped, I AM! That's right! That's me! Right there!'



"Who the hell are you to tell me to SHUT UP, you monglord, when I'M the one who was taken from the fascinity of my own HOME! And being--hey wait a second.." De 'Ja Vu hit Kagome in the head like a 2x4 when that rapist, again, sounded so familiar.



And if she looked close enough to the face of her captor, she could see him smirking so victoriously, that if it got any bigger, he could pass as a Jack Sparrow clone-of-the-century.



-..o.:.0.:.o..- Back at the Sunset Shrine, where everyone is left.. dumbfounded.. HA! -..o.:.0.:.o..-


Tsuyu, Amari, and Oda have left long ago when Suikotsu and Kyoukotsu threatened to sic Jakotsu on both their bums if they didn't scat. Tsuyu was grateful, and dragged them BOTH home on a diamond-rimmed leash. Proving, WOMEN SHALL RUE THE DAY!



Everyone was huddled inside of the Sunset Shrine at the poker table with the single ceiling lamp huddled over their heads. Jakotsu, not paying any attention what so ever to what was going on, surely did not even realize Kagome was gone, or why everyone was screaming and ranting behind him.


Life was good. So he shrugged it off and went back to his Golden Girls. (H/N: I know Jakotsu hates women, but c'mon, it's not like they're all going to go away. Don't like it this way? Then don't read it! Fuckwit.)



"What should we do?! WHAT DO WE DO?!"



"Who the hell was that anyways?!"



"Any ideas as to how we're going to get her back??"



"Kouga! Put the crowbar DOWN!"



All heads turned to Kouga who in turn, looked back at everybody, lowering the crowbar onto the table from over his head. As soon as it touched the table, a frowning Miroku yanked it from his grasp.


"So what do we do now?" Shippou asked, almost screeched worriedly. "Who was that person that stole our Kagome, anyways?!"



"It was Colonel Mustard in the dinning room with a candle stick!"


"Hojo, will you knock it off?! We're trying to be serious for once, here!!"


"Sorry, Sango-san..."



"I know."


"Huh?" Everyone turned their attention to Bankotsu who was on the far side of the table. He knows, you know.



"I know who took her." Bankotsu said, nearly splerging with anger tword our loveable dog-bastard-man-dude. (H/N: FUCK! I gave his identity away! And I was so sure you wouldn't know who it was, too..)


Shippou growled, "You better know who, and if I find out it's a lie, I'll kick your uppity ass 'till hell won't have it again!"


Crayon pulled Shippou by the back of his shirt and into his seat. Shippou sat down commandingly and spared a helpless glance in Crayon direction. Radiating worry and anger toward his kidnapped sister-like romodel.


She patted him on his back gently, "FUCK-BREED! Don't worry about Kagome, HAHA VULVA, (H/N: yeah, that was nasty. @_@ But it couldn't be helped!) We'll get her back, DAMNIT!!"


"YEAH!!" Chorused everyone.


Kyokotsu blinked, "But how?"


"Aww.." Sighed everyone.


"Do you know what I like to do on rainy days?" Hojo asked curiously, as if plotting the most sinister of evilness of evil as we know it.. The Bond way, of course.



Renkotsu let go of Naraku's collar, who he was currently pummeling in an argument. (H/N: Apparently.) He narrowed his eyes in a bit of a sarcastic 'I-would-never-guess' way, "You toss your cookies?"


"Besides that."



Naraku looked around skeptically, "WHO CARES?! We're on a mission!"


"WE'RE ON! WE'RE ON! WE'RE ON A MISSION! And we'll go, where dreams, will not go. WE'RE ON A MISSION!"


Renkotsu glared at his shortest brother, "Mukotsu, turn it off."


Mukotsu fumbled around a bit with the boom box notch, but complied and turned off his Carmen in concert tape that was jamming on Light F.M. (H/N: I doubt they have that station, though.). Not the best time to play it. People are trying to think.


"I like pie."



"SHUT UP, HOJO!"


"Anyways.." Shippo sighed, plainly pissed off, rubbing his temples. He snapped his head to Bankotsu. "Who is it that took her?"



Bankotsu closed his eyes, and leaned back in his chair. "..InuYasha stole Kagome while we were jumping Oda."


"Th-the hymowitz stole Kagome!!? WHY THE HELL DIDN'T WE SEE THAT COMING!!"


The whole room, minus Jakotsu, started loudly ranting about how the person next to them is so stupid, that they didn't even notice dog-boy take their friend to Sesshoumaru-knows-where and Sesshoumaru-knows-why.


Sesshoumaru, himself, chuckled lightly. Sango caught this little movement of injustice and glared stonily at him.


"Sesshoumaru..." Sango seethed, an inch or two away from his face. Her face smeared with anger, while Miroku stood behind her, his visage glowering full-blown jealousy. Miroku stood up and pulled Sango back a bit so the boy could breathe. Oh yeah, Sesshoumaru, too.


"You knew about this--?! DIDN'T YOU?! D-DIDN'T YOU!!? I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL! SPECIAL, I SAY!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!" Sango curled up in a ball near Miroku's feet. Racking with uncontrollable sobs and screeches for mercy that even put Naraku into deep thought, she wept.


"Sango, my dear..." Miroku started, his eye twitching. "What on Buddah's green earth are you talking about?"


Sesshoumaru raised a brow and scoffed, "Get your woman off the floor before Jakotsu mistakes her for the carpet." So you know why?! BECAUSE IT'S A SEALY! STUPID!


Miroku grumbled as he came to realization that his girlfriend, (H/N: Yes, they are a pair as of now. Just pretend they were since chapter one, work with me here.) Sango, was crying out of laughter, and he was soon popped upside the head for being a hentai.


Shippou, Kouga, and Crayon came back from upstairs in the attic, finding what they were looking for while everyone wasn't paying attention.


Jakotsu was now in full alert of what was happening. Hey, can't blame him. If you had two guys standing around with no shirts on, you'd better know what's happening, too. Get with it.


Jakotsu raced over to his beloved Kouga, Shippou sneaking away from the scene, hopefully unnoticed by the fruit bat. "WHY, DARLING! Are we going somewhere?" Jakotsu smirked full-heartedly with his green-colored lips, kissing Kouga all over his face. Glomping him to a near stroke. Leading to death, eventually.


"GET OFFA ME YOU FRUIT KLUX CLAN LEADER! AARRGH!! DO WE HAVE ANY MORE CHAINS FOR THIS GUY?" It took a few minutes for Renkotsu and Ginkotsu to pry Jakotsu away from Kouga. The less painful way then using a saw or a hornet, or rabies.


Miroku's crowbar finally coming in handy at the time. Thank Kami for crowbars. Life without them would be hell as we know it.



Kouga and Shippou were dressed in long camouflage pants and vests with no shirts along with tie up boots, they wore black sex bracelets, and had their hair pulled back in a ponytail. They both had black ash streaks under their eyes, as well. Well, what looked like coal paint.. But it was actually finger paint that they had found in Souta's old art box.


Crayon wore blue camouflage pants and a large shirt that matched. She wore her black square glasses with finger paint on her face too, and had black tie up boots decorated in 70's hippy and happy face stickers.


"All set and ready to go!" Shippou cocked a black water gun that was filled with caviar fish paste and ran out of the door heading for the shrine steps to wait for everyone else. "C'MON!!"


"RIGHT! Let's find Kagome!!" Kouga followed suite, cocking his gun filled with lemon juice. Fresh squeezed, oh yeah, that's the stuff. He followed after Shippou, out into the night.


Crayon smiled and cocked a large water turbo-blaster filled with green and brown moldy sewer water and black olives that were found, also, inside of Kagome's attic. "LET'S KICK SOME MAJOR ZLOTNICK ASS!!" Crayon's smile soon turned into a smirk as she fixed her glasses and set out the door.


Sango grabbed a nearby stapler and followed after Crayon, "LET'S MOVE! LET'S MOVE, PEOPLE!"


Miroku ran out the door, tailing behind Sango closely with the crowbar in his hands, "WAIT UP, SANGO-MUNCHKINS!!"



Sesshoumaru haughtily got up and scrambled out the door to get away from Jakotsu's strange lusty look. Grabbing pepper spray disguised with a Cotton Candy hairspray label from his bag, Sesshoumaru preceded to scramble out the door successfully from the gayfer's rampage. "I'm out!"


Naraku followed him, and in his hands he carried 3 permanent markers, black red and blue, "Now's my chance to get back at Mutt Face from all those years of humiliating damnation! KUKUKUKUKUKuKuKuKukukukukukuuuu!!!"



Hojo ran after them all, screaming like a maniac banshee on the prowl for blood. He carried the left over chains that he had stolen from the well- house, along with a large liter of pigs blood which was near the well- house.



"WAIT FOR ME, YOU GUUUUUYYSSSS!"



Kyoukotsu and Ginkotsu proceded to jam through the door with one rotting garbage pail each and going through the door after the rest of them, "LETS CRAM IT UP 'IS ASS!" "WOO HOOOO!!"


Bankotsu, Renkotsu, and Mukotsu, tailed hot on their trace grabbing a metal broom, 2 30 lb. barbells and a butcher's knife. "HERE WE GO!"



Suikotsu ran after them, with the glass of ice cold water and tweazers which so conveinently were placed inside his pocket. "GOODNESS! AN OUTING!"



Jaskotsu was the last to leave, in which he didn't bring anything but himself.  He closed the door slowly, then chased everyone down the street, who were screaming like maniacs, trailing down the street, hot on InuYasha's trail.

        (H/N: Bankotsu and Sesshoumaru are leading the way. Remember, they saw where InuYasha was going, but only Sesshoumaru knows where. He is God, afterall. ^_~)


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        - Moment's Music Dreadzone: A Dream Within A Dream -


Kagome was fuming! How dare HE of all PEOPLE try and steal her! And from what?? If he wanted to talk to her, he could have.. Oh I don't know, ASKED?? Sheesh! Men! Always the hard way.


The captor had slowed down after many growls telling her to shut up or to stop moving around. It was a shame that he had to put her down on a nearby bench when arriving at his destination. Because in truth, he really loved the feel of Kagome's body heat combining with his in such an appealing way. It started to drive him wild. Nothing that Kikyo had ever let him experience before.


Hell, she hadn't even let him hug her unless there was a groupie cheerleading thing around her. Honestly, it made him sick to the bone!


But he had to keep his mind from the gutter; he wanted to talk to this girl in his arms more then when he had left the Shrine. He hoped silently that Kagome would find it in her heart to forgive him for his actions. For they were cruel enough.


Sitting down, he clutched her wrists gently in his hands, cradling and soothing them softly. What was this feeling coming over him when he was near her?... Was it.. was it love? He didn't know, but it sounded just right. When he was with her, his entire attitude just melted away like a snowball's chance in hell.


"Kagome..."



Kagome looked up from the ground to her captor's face. It was illuminated in the street lights fairly enough to make out what he looked like.



And how he said her name so pleadingly, so covered in guilt and shame, made her bite back a gasp of guilt. She didn't like staying mad at him for long; she had this warm feeling... of love, was it? That sounded right. It had to be..


"Kagome, look at me, please..." InuYasha breathed, airily. Almost begging.



Her sad eyes locked with his and was suddenly entranced by his beautiful kohaku eyes, as they danced in the moonlight's beam. He looked so handsome... just like.. always. More handsome then any guy that tried to catch her attention before. InuYasha had claimed her heart from 'Feh'.



"What did you bring me here for, InuYasha..?" Kagome asked, raising her brow a bit.



InuYasha fidgeted a moment before caressing her soft velvet skin with his thumb, 'It's so smooth.. just like how I figured it to be.. she's so.. so... perfect. Yes... perfect.. I-I think I love her..' InuYasha looked into Kagome's gingerbread tinted eyes, and found sadness that broke his heart into shards of glass. He knew he was the one to cause that sadness, and he wanted, more then anything, to make them dance with happiness again.


Seeing Kagome anticipating for an answer, he took a deep breath internally, "I-I... I wanted to say... I'm sorry."


Kagome's eyes widened, stifling back a small gasp. 'Did InuYasha just apologize.. to ME?! Of all people.. ME?..woah.. that totally was unexpected in my book.'



"Why are you sorry?" she asked, clearly puzzled by his behavior. But not clueless. She had ideas, but not a sharp point. And what he did next really started to stun her.



"Sorry.. for everything I did to hurt you.. I never wanted to hurt you, Kagome. Never have I wanted so much then to be..." He said so softly; as if afraid his words would brake if not cared for properly. "Here with you.." She gasped at the confession. She could tell it was true. Never has she seen, even when he was with Kikyo, the passion he held within those words.



"InuYasha..." had claimed her heart, as his.


InuYasha's heart thrummed faster by the enchanting, almost seductive way she said his name. He loved the way she said his name so breathlessly, he wondered how she would sound if he ever...


He blushed even harder at the thought of claiming Kagome as 'his' forever. Seriously, they were in High School... But no one said he had to voice his fantasies. He partially smirked inwardly.


They both sat in silence, thinking so many thoughts at once, it was almost as if a hurricane plagued their inner thoughts.


"Forgiven." Kagome whispered.



"..wha?" InuYasha said, hyponotized.


"I forgive you... InuYasha." Kagome smiled, as did he.



Kagome and InuYasha blushed crimson at the closeness, they had realized, but made no move that showed displeasure. They were loving each moment of it, secretly, they wished time would stop.. Just for them to stay like this forever.



InuYasha gently raised a clawed hand up to her cheek, and started caressing her soft, fragile skin, causing them both to blush even more at contact. His thumb stroked the softness on her temple, earning a low, almost inaudible moan to escape her cherry-tinted lips.



'Oh gods, her lips.. I wonder how Kagome would taste if I kissed her.. I've always wanted to kiss her. But.. but will she let me have such the honor to be, her first?' InuYasha gulped, and came to thought. He wouldn't let ANY bastard have HIS Kagome as her first. He'd slit his own throat before having another man lay a solitary finger on his beautiful goddess.


Nothing, not even himself, could or would ever change that.


InuYasha couldn't control himself any longer from the longing to kiss her so hard, it'd take her breath away. He slowly slanted his head downwards, her breath tingling his senses, driving him mad to touch her. To feel all of her body. To be with her. And no one else.



Kagome, thinking along the same train of thought, brought her head slowly upwards. InuYasha's breath, she felt on her lips, was the greatest thing she'd ever imagined.


He was going to be her first kiss. She loved the thought of it.



His soft lips gently brushing over hers for an instant, he let out a soft, stiffled moan filled with anticipation and hunger for more. InuYasha dipped his head downwards, almost claiming her luscious lips as his, almost before-


"I KNEW IT!! I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME INUYASHA!! HOW COULD YOU?!!"


Kikyo stood behind the couple's bench along with her two friends Yura and Kaguya and a boy who wore a Varsity sweater with the name 'Juuroumaru' written on the front in blue cursive lettering.

       (H/N: Don't mistake Kaguya for Kagura. I spelt her name right. Kaguya was in the second movie. And yes, if you read the latest chapter of 'Consider This?' you would recognize that Juuroumaru is the spawn of Naraku, I just wanted to add him to the premium blend. Maybe his little buddy will come in somewhere. Bon Appetite!)


InuYasha nor Kagome moved from their positions, but they were panting so hard words could not speak of how much ANGER and HATE they felt for her right then. Believe you me, if they had spoons, they'd bawl her eyes out.

InuYasha cradled a still panting Kagome in his strong arms, he, himself, was panting no less controlled. 'STUPID WHORE!! NEVER HAVE I WANTED ANYTHING IN MY LIFE AS MUCH AS THIS MOMENT WITH KAGOME, AND SHE HAD TO GO AND RUIN IT ALL! SHE *WILL* PAY DEARLY FOR THIS!! IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EVER DO!' InuYasha's eyes blazed with a fiery depth.


Kagome's eyes glazed over with rigid cruel ice, 'I WAS JUST ABOUT TO KISS INUYASHA, DEAR GOD HOW I WANTED TO, AND THE SHORT-SKIRTED MARZIPAN BITCH HAD TO COME AND SCREW IT UP!! WHO IS SHE TO TALK ABOUT CHEATING WHEN A GUY IS RIGHT BY HER SIDE!?' She clung to InuYasha, her fierce touch arousing him by the forwardness. InuYasha embraced Kagome close to himself, not backing down to Kikyo's angry glare. Not for a second.



The man scoffed at Kikyo, they were on a date! Who was she to bring up 'cheating'?? Juuroumaru frowned and started to walk away, "Goodbye, Bitch."

        Kagome smirked, "Deserved that one, she did."


Kikyo helplessly turned around to him and started to shed false tears, "JUU-CHAN, WAIT! COME BACK!" But the crow's caws were useless, he was already out of the deserted park, and out of her life forever.


"Like, great goin' Inu-Yashaaaa!" Kaguya screeched, twirling her greasy hair around her slender finger while blowing a bubble out of her gum as it popped all over her face.


"You totally blew Kikyo out of having a relationship with Juuroumaru!" Yura hollered from her position behind her leader. "Goshinboku's only chance of making it to the Football Tournament!"



Kagome glared at Yura and responded before InuYasha had a chance to, "OH YEAH!? You can take Kageroumaru AND that tournament, and STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASS!"


Kikyo angrily hoarded over to Kagome and used her plastic nails and plowed 3 marks near her cheek before InuYasha could guard her.


"DON'T TALK TO MY FRIENDS LIKE THAT, YOU TROLLOP!" Kikyo roared in her face. Trickles of blood came splotching drip by drip from Kagome's eye down her cheek. Kagome subconsciously rose a hand to her eye, feeling for the blood. "AND GET YOUR DIRTY HANDS OFF'A MY--HUH?!"


*SLAP!*



InuYasha lowered his hand, wrapping it around Kagome's waist securing her to him closer. His eyes were hazed over with crimson, pure rage radiating from the slap that just insued onto Kikyo's ugly face.


Yet another false tear trickled down the wamzzat-popsicle's cheek, "Have you no SHAME INUYASHA?! YOU SMACK YOUR OWN GIRLFRIEND! YOUR *GIRLFRIEND*, INUYASHA!! HOW COULD YOU??" Sobs pierced the air, as if a herd of antelope was plowing over the lands. Breaking nearby windows, and making random people hold their ears and run home partly def.



"If you ever, EVER, touch or cause any HARM to Kagome, I will be sure to find you. Hunt you down myself. And slit your throat in your so-called 'beauty' sleep! Do I make myself CLEAR!?" InuYasha spit-fired with rage. He wasn't one to threaten girls, but when it came down to it, they were enemies as well. "Well.. DO I?!"



"Cr-crystal."


"We are no longer anything, Kikyo. Don't EVER mistake me for your ANYTHING anymore! I want no part to be with you or have anything to do with you! You make me RETCH! HARLOT!"


"B-But InuY-Yasha--"


"Don't even speak my name."



Yura and Kaguya were huddled up together behind the pathetically sobbing Kikyo who wouldn't shut the fuck up, if her daddy paid her to.



"He's scaring me, Yura.."



"You think so t-too?"



...silence..



...rumble rumble rumble...



"ATTACK THE HALF PRICED BARGAIN BIN WHORES!!"



"GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!! RAAAAAAAAA!!!"



14 hormonal teens rushed out from behind many trees and vending machines, with objects unanalyzed to the people from down below. The shouts and corruptions of hollers demanding to herd the cattle echoed throughout the bustling Tokyo breeze.


Kikyo, Yura and Kaguya's eyes widened into turkey-sized platters toppled with horror as they all bombarded the three with their items.


Sesshoumaru pepper-sprayed them in the eyes and cutting off random chunks of their hair to the shortest limit with his claws while Hojo chained them together, laughing insanely at the utter bone-clattering screams and cries of protesting agony they were getting. After that was accomplished, Sesshoumaru and Hojo shared a high-five, smirking all the way.



"Oh yeah!"



Naraku, Suikotsu and Sango colored, stapled and tweaked over their skin, hair and eyes brows.


"LEAVE US ALOOOONE!!" Kikyo cried, pleadingly begging on her knees, which gave an uncomfortable position to the other two yelling girls.



"KIKYO SIT DOWN!"



"PLEASE, LEAVE US BE! LET US LIVE!!"



"OW! MY EYELASHES!!"



Shippou smirked and looked over towards the laughing n' cuddling couple on the park bench who were crying their eyes out at the scene before them.



"What do you think you guys!" Shippou said, loud enough for all the rumbling people around to hear. "Should we let 'em go?!"



"HELL NO!!"


"T'was what I thought!" Shippou smirked haughtily as he lowered a ski mask over his face. "Sorry girls, but this just isn't your night! BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!! GET BACK TO WORK EVERYONE! It's time for a new make over ladies, don't mind lil' old us now!"



Crayon and Kouga zoomed in on spot near either side of Shippou, their guns cocked and ready to fire.


"BURN, HOBERRY BUSHES! BURNBURN!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Crayon triggered the gun filled with sewer water at the girls, getting it inside of their mouths, hair, clothes, cleavage, the works. Laughing evilly, the hippy noted that, THESE were the best years of her life! She was satisfied with the yelling of terror and gags from swallowing something hard that was sqeezed out from the gun. Crayon skipped in circles around the three, soaking them to the core.


"Read to roll, Mon cap-i-tan!!" Kouga's gun, loaded with fresh lemon juice was held at length in front of Kikyo's line of vision. Her eyes widened even more, as she struggled around in the chains, aggravating the other two even more.



"KIKYO STOP MOVING!"



"YOUR HURTING US!!"



"What's he DOING?!"



"When life gives you lemons..." Kouga stated slowly, not backing down one step from the scowling mazapple. "Make lemonade.. and SQUIRT IT IN PEOPLES EYES!!" Kouga did so, as he triggered the sour toxin into Kiko's eyes.


"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! BUUUURNINNNGGG IM BUUUUURNINNNNGGG!!!! GYAAAAHH!!!"



"KIKYO! IF YOU STRUGGLE ANYMORE MY HAIR IS GOING TO MESS UP!! I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU!! ARGH!!"



"YEAH! STOP IT ALREADY!"



"GIRLS, WE'RE IN HEEEEEELLL!!" They screeched as the 16 were clutching their stomachs and crying their eyes out, they were laughing so hard.


"Ohmigosh!" Sango said between gasps, leaning on Miroku for support, and he leaning on her. "Thi-This is too, HAHA, spine-twisting! I-I wish I brought a camera!"


*click!* *click!*



Suikotsu smiled sweetly as he shoved the camera back into his jean pocket. "Let's continue, shall we?"


Renkotsu jerked his head in a suggestive notion, "Hey, BABE." He said, earning Kikyo's attention.


"YOU!!" Kikyo snarled, un-lady like. (H/N: Everything about her is un- lady like.)



"Whaaa?" Yura said,



"ME, BABE!" Renkotsu smirked as he pulled out the pail from behind his back, "Supriiiiiisseeeeeee...!"


"N-No-ooo--AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! MY HAIR, MY HAIIIIRR!! NOOOOO! I BEG OF YOU, GO AWAY!! hfpfapphff...bleeh.." A blood red Kikyo went spluttering, as her hair was damp with the red stenchy goo.



*click!* *click!* "Smile for the yearbook!" *click!*


"They're all gonna laugh at you....! They're all gonna laugh at you...!" They taunted, cracking up into more laughter, their faces turning redder then ever at her disgusted reaction.


"YOU WRETCHES!! YOU'LL ALL BURN IN HELL FOR THIS!!"


Naraku stepped up, "Yeah, yeah.. Tell us something we don't know already."


Kaguya spluttered up sewer water and lemon juice while trying to talk. "Y-your all ASSHOLES!"


"No, hun," Sesshoumaru stated monotonlessly, "THAT, we knew long before your ass was conceived. So shut up, and be a good bitch."



"That's the Sesshoumaru I know and love!"



"Shut your hot dog holder, Jakotsu.."



"Arrrgh... You'll all PAY!"



Kyoukotsu shook his head ruefully. "Yeah, yeah.. Let's get this over with, never know if the--"



"FREEZE!" Many motorcycle sirens suddenly encircled all around the teenagers, finding themselves trapped an unable to escape or run. Kikyo and her friends smirked gloriously, like dogs.


"Finally.. Our Saviors!" Kikyo, Yura and Kaguya screeched as three handsome buff officers started to pick the lock on the tightly bided chains. Some more police officers hassled Renkotsu, Hojo, Kagome and Sango into cuffs as other were starting to be shoved into cars.



Kagome desperately looked over at InuYasha who was fighting off some officers to reach his girl, Kagome.


"INUYASHA!!"



InuYasha was slammed over the head with a pistol butt; blurring his vision.



"KAGOME!!"



A young officer with short maple brown hair and a tight blue uniform slowed down her cycle infront of the group, bringing out the kick stand under it. She left one leg on the ground with the other over her motorcycle. Her eyes were hidden by light shadowed sunglasses, hiding her identity.


"You're all under arrest!"



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Raise your hand if you forgive InuYasha NOW? *raises hand* I am convinced. He is almighty.


OoOoOoOoooo, who is the officer?? Guess! Maybe you know already; maybe you don't. I like this chapter best so far. Dunno why; I just do.



I skipped a day of school today to write this chapter. Well, I stayed home because I was sick.. But please. I worked reaaaally hard on this chapter. Review for me? PLEASE?!


The more reviews I get; the more fluff there will be for the next chapter, how about them cookies?


Speaking of which, did you all like the scene between Kag n' Inu? It's my first shot at a romance scene. 13 year-olds aren't exactly used to writing romance; but I might be an exception! ^_~


Sorry, but I can't do personally reviewing. I need to go to bed now, but I will give a shout out to all those who reviewed last chapter. I will personally review the review next time, though!


For the following people...



SesshoumaruFanCall911, LtlSwimmerGurl, Maiden Of The Moon, punks-rule-preps-suck-deal, anime-luver2, Inu-shonen, loozer-09, eX Driver Liz, PeachesDani, Reina Queen (a.k.a. Kitty), Baka-Ryu


THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING, EVERBODIES! *glomps you all* ^_^



That's all for today folks!



Remember to review and tell me how much you love me!! Err, my story that is!


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