!DISCLAIMER! (respect my author-i-ty!) :


InuYasha is ownz0red by Rumiko Takashi and anyone else who says different is a slimy, bottom-feeding, crap flinging, bug-eyed, scar-faced, lying, good for nothing son-of-a-whore who lives with his/her momma at this day and age who still makes him/her smiley faced eggs for breakfast and is often mistaken for boot-licking wombats who can't hold up a job or a report card grade to save their fore-fathers ass from humiliation and non-legal rights in which we all must hold up to honor so much, but here they are, able to live a free life and walk the streets with a manila folder reclaiming their position and yelling it to anyone who dares spare them a glance on the streets of their rotten home town, with lawyers on the chase for their pantyhose trimmings and cash, plus that manila folder in their fat fingers which disclaims nothing to what they own, such as InuYasha, and when Rumiko Takahashi shows up at your door with a magnum pointed to your forehead, you will see me on your lawn in a beach chair with my sunglasses and lemonade laughing my ass off at your foolishness and your opportunity to get sued by one of the most reclaimed money-making geniuses that is known to walk the face of this god-forsaken, sin-bathed planet, hunting down your measly ass into a court of law and justice, which in that case, I shall be in the booth behind you, still wearing my super cool matrix sunglasses, snickering at your intolerance as a child/adult to own such a brilliant thing when you most-likely live in a trailer park loaded with toothless barbarians, known as your family, who have nothing in the house but your computer, a mini cooler, and the Anna Nicole VHS series of "701 Ways To Eat A Puppy" collection that only proves your gutter slinging intelligence to even *watch* a fat lady eat her own sisters and consider it comedy, then when your time comes, God will look upon you, shake his head, and thwap you into the inferno of hell where you will be accompanied by Adolph Hitler and the pop shoving pineapple-up-the-ass saga by Lucifer himself at 4 o clock in the morning until dawn, and I will be there hiding behind a rock video-taping the whole thing from the second your boil- infested arse was thrown into hell, to the time where your toe nails were plucked off one-by-one with tweezers, and send them out to your Anna Nicole praising family as virtual Christmas greetings, who will send it on down to America's Funniest Home Videos, only to have it returned back to them because your family is made up of hicks who live in the deep south inside of a pot-hole in the ground, where they accidentally left that video behind, only to be found by baffled bone-robbers who think it's a sign from God way back to the times of ancient millennia, so when 3 years later, you're still in hell with Hitler and his clique, and me with my camera, you will look back on the day in which you said you 'owned' InuYasha, and Lucifer will laugh, you will cry, and Gregory Powers will be there working on a modem for even more tapes on virtual bashings of yourself which are being sold for a dime a flick, just to make you feel dirty and incompetent when the day comes that George W. Bush shakes his head, thinking that parodies of himself were bad, but he will laugh none-the-less now that the spotlight is on someone else that isn't from his country, so he can't so diddly-shit about it, because you are the one who wanted to be 'cool' or 'just plain fucking stupid which makes me look like a pill-popping blonde from Valley Of The Dolls' because saying "I own InuYasha" would make you think that people would laugh or turn angry or get so jealous of you because you think you are superior to everyone else, and you just do not give a fuck because you are all that and a bag of Zig Zags, then when Rumiko comes back to haunt you, she will send men with curses and girls with steroids into your cell in hell, making her new Queen Of The Damned, and you, the former 'girl/boy who cried for help' who turned into 'the girl/boy who cried continuously' so there will be no helping you when things from The Ring and Poltergeist start to plague over you like in The Mummy, you'll be whining for your mummy who is cheering on the Marlins for a winning streak, not giving a damn where you are at, but suspecting that you will come home with another child too, then there I will be, smacking your momma upside the head, making her root for the Broncos, in which she never will, because she sucks the almighty cox0rs, with the manila folder in my hands, blood-impacted and all, so that when the time of Armageddon comes, I shall be sitting under a tree watching everyone burn or get zoned out into the sky like The Simpsons did when Homer and family went to hell, sit down, and smile evilly as Rumiko Takahashi appears next to you with a whip and a LARGE book of ugly wallpaper samples for you to look through with Hitler's wife and choose for your room, which happens to be the devil's arsenal containing a large yellow jar and various people swimming around inside of it, trying to drown themselves into Heaven, but knowing that they are dead, they will forever roaming in a glass of piss with no bathing suites, you will mope around, getting bit in the ass by your ancestor who used to be so proud of you until you became an un glorified sinner who only wanted nothing more then to spread humor to those who are sick of it, and for a spoon with a lump of crunchy peanut butter, Is it so much to ask, you'd think as you are forced to swallow a broken wine glass filled with baboon blood that makes your tongue bleed continuously, and eat a sandwich that looks like Archie Bunker's head which is more likely older then you are, and remorse on the days when you were stupid enough to say you owned something that you didn't, when you had the beautiful chance to go to Heaven and babble on with Mulan and Belldandy about the weather and chocolate sprinkles, but chose to be a wiseass and get stuck with Ayeka and Chocolate to be forever punished by their pervertedness and prissiness by the power of your family in that little trailer park trashed community, may you blow on rectum through bendy straws in a race against Totoro's grandchildren to see who can please Lucifer the most on the days of his PMS short comings, the reigning loser shall be the one to please him like a genie, for you have sinned against the ones of Tokimi and Midoriko, upset them, and made their master fairly unhappy with your skuzzy kitten-shaving habits of dogs and SoBe lizards alike, everyone shall pass you bye and spit on your blinded eye everyday that your reincarnation gets abused, making your entire generation keel over in humiliation for what you have done, and have no sympathy on your pathetic excuse for a living human ass what-so- ever, that angels may not give your incarnations glory, for they are of you, even if they never sinned, they shall be forever scarred by your crazy- daisy attempts to make the world without you happy again, even though you know you can't, and for that all of the cast from any Anime you claimed you ownz0red shall come alive, slowly creeping towards you, singing an extremely eerie version of Cartoon Heroes with weapons in their hands knowing you are not their master, but that you are the scum of the earth, and like to plagiarize man-kind out of their wits and honor, not to mention their hard-work and cold hard cash, which you never will have, because you decided to make the mistake of saying you owned something you really didn't, which is like stealing, and you will be tortured spiritually and physically among the 7 Deadly Sins and its bearers, for as long as you shall have pineapples crammed up your ass on a daily basis.


...Because lying is a sin, you know.


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Notes n' shit:


Oh yeah, baby! Guess who figured out how to use HTML Word? That's me! Right there! And also some help from loozer-09 a while back. Thank you!


I'm still racked with disappointment in seeing so many Sesshoumaru and Kagome fics.. I'm beginning to wonder if all the InuYasha and Kagome writers have crawled under rocks, ashamed or something. ITS SAD! Just, get them all out of the picture!


Drown Kikyo in the (de)Nile, place Sesshoumaru back in his box, kiss Kouga goodnight, and pop shove Naraku into the oblivion. No one can actually be a true blue supporter of Naraku and Kagome, right?


…Right?!


Well…


Someone mentioned to me in an AIM the other day about having people wait for more updates on my fic. Now, I know you hate these, but you have to know, I am a very busy child. And if anyone bitches about me not updating as fast as most people do, well that is too fucking bad, because by putting me on pressure, my writing habits lack.



And its gonna' be your entire fault.


Do not complain. Just wait. In the long run, you will find out it was worth the wait. Bitching and griping will only get you Authors Notes instead of chapters, and I HATE those things. So do not expect one anyways.


I don't know how all authors write, but I guess I do things different. I write one chapter, in one day. Notes, Review Replies, and all. I don't want to receive acknowledgement about how I'm not writing fast enough, because you know how long it takes me to write one chapter? Nearly 6 to 7 hours. A lot? Well, that's the way it goes. So if you don't like it, go to hell.


^____Dipwad____^


So! How about that Disclaimer, eh?! If I told you, that whole thing was only two sentences long, would you believe me?.. You better! Because it was! I just keep reading these fanfics where authors think they're so funny as to saying they own InuYasha. Something that took great minds and drawing skillz to make! That's called plagiarizing, and you could get your ass bunted for that.


Another 15 or so reviews I got from a name I can't remember, but it was anonymous, was telling me that I set the bitches free and wanted an explanation on "why did I do that"? SEE THE LIGHT! Do you know how much fun getting your own ass kicked around in jail is?! Honestly, you just cant picture the humor in that?!


Has no one watched the Andy Griffith Show? Get with it!


It's the modern age here folks. Not the inishie where it doesn't matter how much your bum was busted, just as long as it was minced to chewable bits in the end. Seriously, open up your mind. And don't take this as a flame, because I don't care if you are offended.


Just another daily tip, from the over reactive mind!


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KIKYO, YURA AND KAGUYA BASHING! WOO HOOOOO!


If you somehow are sickly related to one of these characters, or even like them at all, I advise you now to leave now, or forever choke on flem. Any objections?! None?! Okay we are good to go! Enjoy, and make haste! Whatever haste means.


SURPRISE GUESTS!


A few random odds and ends will appear in this chapter. ^_^ If you don't understand any of who I mention, then review or AIM me or e-mail me and I will be happy to explain who they are if you are interested!


FLUFF!



YAY! This is self-spoken, so I'm going to shut up and start the story!


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   Dirty Sneakers

           Chapter 9: The Redhead Jailbird Vixen


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The maple-haired officer slowly took off her glasses as she spectated the scene in front of her, in awe.


The bluish-silver haired boy was currently standing on top of one of the dispatch cars like a rabid beast, shaking the car back and forth like he was some jungle creature that just escaped Jumangi.


One that looked just like the man on the car, had silver hair and one arm wrapped around a raven-haired girl's waist. His other free hand occupied a nightstick which he stole from someone, making some officers back off when they tried to take the girl from the guy's clutches. She just gave them the finger while the nightstick man smirked.



A blue haired girl who was yelling obsanities every chance she got was standing next to two other dudes in combat uniform. The three were using their squirt guns filled with mysterious substances to ward off the police from taking them hostage, while running around like prowling banshees.


Kouga tried to take Kagome for himself a minute before, but got beaten over the head with a nightstick. So now that boy opted to just keep himself safe for the time being. The young officer snickered at this.


On the other side of her motorcycle, a violent young girl with brown hair in a ponytail and nightclothes was trying to get to the other side, where a boy with his hair in a dragons-tail was trying to run for his life. The girl tipped the bike over and started pummeling the screaming boy to the ground.


Another scene caught her eye, when a whole group of teens with crowbars and pig's blood tried to climb the trees to escape punishment. Only one really tall guy stood still, almost daring to let the police take him down. He was like a damn building!


Some brown-haired guy, a long ebony-haired man, and a boy with green lip stick were running around with water bottles trying to trip each other while screaming Bloody Mary. The gay-looking kitten found this obviously amusing, kind of like his personal wet tee-shirt contest, and got their clothes wet with his bottle, exposing their abs.



Except the brown-haired boy who didn't have any, and was being laughed at by both other teens and any other person who happened to see him.


Then there were the zaggwabbit hoes. Hoe was actually too good of a word for them. Impudent corrupted little panny-wankers who rode on every mans' coat tails on a free basis, was more like it. Now that she thought of it, why weren't there laws against prostitution? She shook her head, and grunted un-lady like.


They had scared off the officers since the chains were taken off. Their hideous looks were starting to scare passer-byes, so they were tied tighter back into their chains while they hollered things about their skin lining and their ridiculously short hair. Man, they were pompous ass ugly!


The young officer didn't like the nonsense of people ignoring her. It practically pissed her off the deep end!


She coughed, "I said; FREEZE!"


And the ruckus ensued, without a turn of a head or the blink of an eye.


"YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!" The peeved girl with the sunglasses hollered.


Still no attention.

        She pulled off her helmet, shaking her short maple hair from its entrapment, and then practically ripping the sunglasses from off her face revealing her beautiful hazel eyes. But evidently, the pissed- off-ness of her sensuality just exploded like a nuclear bomb (H/N: To hell with you, Shotoku Arashaba. The Osama Bin Laden of Japan, everyone.)


"EVERYONE HERE IS UNDER ARREST! ERNIE THAT MEANS YOU, TOO!"


Ernie stepped from behind a tree, blushing, then running off into the vending area shouting "The card! The card!"


Kikyo grunted like a yawning mandrill, "Awww... He worked for Estee Lauder!" she made a small inch between her thumb an index finger.


"I was this close, this close, to having that guy, too!!"


Kagome pinched the internally and physically disgusted InuYasha on his thexy (H/N: Yes, I said thexy! And you know it! :D) muscular arm, receiving a little 'Oi! What was that for, wench?' in reply.


"I would like to remind you, that you dated this girl." A hostile grunt from the lady officer and a smack to Miroku's head was heard. Sango popped him upside the head, and verbally beat the shit out of him. Smirking all the way, enjoying her attention even if he did have a bruise the shape and size of Oklahoma on his cheek.


InuYasha scoffed and loosened his arm around Kagome a little, blushing a new brilliant shade of pink (A/N: It's called red, stickweed. H/N: I say pink, because it is. Sod off!) recognizing their position.


"Don't remind me, it's enough just even hearing their voices."


Kagome rose a curious eyebrow, also blushing a bit of pink, "Their?"


InuYasha jerked his thumb in their direction, "Kikyo, Yura, Kaguya, whatever they are."


After getting the Shichinin-tai out of the tree and Naraku settled down, Jakotsu was put into cuffs for safekeeping and everyone else lined up in a row in front of the maple haired officer's motorcycle with her standing near it. She was rubbing her temples while everyone else, even her officers were getting bored holding them into place.


Just when one of them was about to speak a giant hole in the ground formed, and out came a man with a large backpack, a black and yellow bandana, and a black and yellow martial artist combo outfit. He had fangs, an odd pink umbrella and a confused expression that everyone there also had on, showing it off proudly.


The man looked around at all the glares/gapes and crumpled the map in his hands.


"WHERE ON EARTH AM I NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW?!"


Ginkotsu winced and gave off a flat look to his bros who gazed back just as 'is-this-guy-not-all-here-because-he's-all-there?' looks.


"Dude," Naraku started. "you're in Tokyo. Have you no respect? Have you no shame?"


"Have you sense of direction?" Shippou squiggled a bit before oddly exchanging glances with fang-boy. The red head boy shook his head and laughed at the guy's total naïve attitude.


The boy smiled nervously before catching Kagome's glare. The boy stuttered abit before clasping his hands in hers, a mencing growl erupted from InuYasha that the bandana boy chose to ignore. WRONG MOVE!


"A-Akari? Is that really you?! You dyed your hair a-and changed you fashion sense and everyth-thing! You look beautiful!" He blushed crimson, not really able to give out comments properly.


He found himself poking holes in a nearby tree with his index finger.


"I-It's me, Akari. Ryouga! Ryouga Hibiki! Don't you remember?"


Kagome blushed alittle before brushing her hands out of the hansome guy's clamped ones,


"Akari...? Uh, I'm sorry, but my name is Kagome." Kagome caught Ryouga's embarrassed yet still confused gaze, and sighed.  

       "I'm Kagome. KA-GO-ME, I live here in Tokyo..." Kagome looked up at InuYasha, who was just hissing in unknown anger. "Akari, huh?"


Ryouga immediately blushed 10 fold the normal color, that it looked like he was a firecracker at a Macy's day midnight parade. Ryouga also noticed the scowling wolf-boy with a crowbar, dog-boy cracking his knuckles and twitching his ears, and bank-boy wreaking a small scowl. And three trollops giving him akward, but they thought it was a charmer, stares.

        "Ehehe.. S-sorry, m-my mistake!" Ryouga turned to Kagome and bowed deeply. Feeling uncomfortable, she ushered him up into a standing position, reminding him that it's all right, and her name was Kagome.

        InuYasha scowled and put a hand in his dickie pocket. "Yeah, he better be sorry. Kagome, leave the boy be, he's oviously a naïve S.O.B."

        At those words the bandana-clad man turned to InuYasha, red in the face. Out of anger, and embarassment.

       "WHAT DID YOU SAY, DOG BOY?! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DEMISE!" Ryouga whipped out his pink umbrella, ensuing a fighting stance. Well, that's what poor Ryouga thought right before Ernie came back with a cold water bottle. Ernie tripped over grass, spilling the bottle's contents all over umbrella-boy.

       Just then, a small black piglet re-appeared in Ryouga's spot, shaking water from himself, by shaking his head back and forth.

       The piglet opened his eyes. One glance at everyone's stunned faces, and one disappointed one, that pig high-tailed it outta  there like Jimmy Dean has just run by with a gun and a croaky rendition of Elmer Fud's voice yelling, "Pig season! Pig season!".


(H/N: Can I just say something real quick? Of course I can. Well, Kouga and Ryouga, if you have not known, share the same voice actor, Mike Donovon. Real cool guy, if he was my father that would rox0rs. But anyways, I just wanted to tell you this because Ryouga and Kouga not only rhyme, but they are both from Rumiko Takahashi's brilliant mind.

 ~ Akari is a girl in Ranma ½ who runs a farm of sumo pigs (Nice one, Takahashi!) and loves pigs. Obviously. For everyone who doesn't know of Ryouga-baby, he has a Jusenkyo curse that turns him into P-chan, a black pig. Ironic? Hell yeah. Akari has fallen for him in Manga #god-knows-what when Ryouga has defeated her GIANT pig from beating up helpless men on Nerima's streets. She declared that the man who is strong enough to take down her pig, she would marry. Betroth. Engage. However you put it, Ryouga was the one who has defeated it, and Akari falls in love with him. Which is insanely ridiculous. Not knowing that Ryouga is P-chan (until later), she falls in love (an animal love; nothing serious) with the bold pork chop, too.

        BUT—What is truly ironic, is the fact that Akari is the splitting image of Kagome. Akari is just brown-haired with highlights. I can care less for Akari in any way. She can jump off a bridge for all my caring is concerned. Though, I might not be a big fan of Akari x Ryouga, I'd much prefer Ukyo x Ryouga because it seems more...I don't know. Right?

       That concludes that explanation. Get it now?

        And did you know that Shippou means 'silver', Kagome means 'divine protection', Jaken means 'snake bone', and Naraku means 'hell'?

         Oh yeah, and I also trip over grass.)


The hazel-eyes officer had about enough of the groping and small-talk, pulled out her gun and aimed it towards the group of bumbling teens.


"ONE MORE WORD OUT OF ANY ONE AND I'LL CAP YOU RIGHT NOW!"


..tumble…weed...wooooosh..!


She smiled slightly, "I am officer Kajou, Rin. You are all under arrest as of tonight and will be sent to Ko-nfure-kusu (Corn flakes) Juvenile. I doubt you'll live without being scarred for life; so kiss your sanity goodbye." Rin spoke crystal clear, making everyone but the porisu (police officer).

        A lot of buzzing went around. Things like, 'Oh yay, just how I wanted to spend my vacation.' or 'What is this sanity she speaks of?'.

       "Any last questions?" Rin asked sweetly as she put her gun back into the holder by her side.


Sango quirked an eyebrow, "Yeah, one ova' here miss! What exactly are we being accounted for?!"


Rin's eyes slitted, pointing her finger over at the three hideous jabberwockies, "Attempt of assault and battery. Though you didn't get very far without visible cause, I'm still holding you accountable for what you all did. Even if I now understand why you did it."


Sango shook her head to the side and yanked on her plaid sweater sleeve, "Okay. That sounds fair enough."


        Rin rose an eyebrow, "But that is not all. You have disturbed the peace, entered an unauthorized area, carelessly kidnapped a girl-"


"With all due respect," InuYasha jabbed in. "I only wanted to talk to her in private, and how the hell did you ever find out that I stole her?"


InuYasha grumpily folded his arms across his chest and started to pout. Rin totally ignored his attitude and questions, and continued to drone on about what they did in violation to the Tokyo code. Kagome pulled on InuYasha's sleeve a bit, trying to get his attention.



"You know, you look cute when you pout." She grabbed pulled him down by his dreadlock, giving the blushing boy a kiss on his fuzzy ear. "But don't be such a spoil sport."

        A small purr of surprise and content escaped his lips, making Kagome blush and giggle. That only made him blush a little bit more, feeling his knees go a tad weak by her sweet gesture.


'S-she kissed my ear.. A-and said I was cute...' He looked back down at Kagome who was still giggling, making her hoop earring swish a bit. 'Oh, Kagome.. Do you feel the same way I do, or are you just teasing me?'


Dog-boy smirked and went back to listen to the blundering porisu.


      "...and flirting with official authorities while being taken into arrest under Tokyo custody."


      Yura and Kaguya blinked, "That's a law, here?"


      Rin appeared slightly amused, "I don't know where you people come from, but wherever you were, I'm just going to say: ITS ILLEGAL HERE. Now Kiyone, Mihoshi. Get these fools into the cars. We'll sort out their bail with Judge Hachi when we get back. Let's move out!"



       "Yeah, yeah.." Kiyone grumbled and grabbed Naraku, Shippou and Crayon by their shirt collars, dragging them into her car.

       "Can't believe I was fired from Galaxy Police to put up with this crap, different day."


       "Sure thing, Rin-chan!" Mihoshi, the human air bubble, cheerily grabbed Kagome and InuYasha's shirt sleeve and instructed Sango and Miroku to follow her.


"Aren't you excited, Kiyone? Our first capture today!" Mihoshi bubbly patted the kids into the car in a safe motherly manner, and buckled their seat belts giving them a lecture on safety as she piled into her car.


"...I mean, I'm underpaid, single, and I'm working for the dumbest fucking police force known to man." Kiyone carelessly shoved the kids into the car making them bicker louder about bitches and how they know why she is single.

       "And with Mihoshi, no less. I must be the Super Bowl to the Fates or something."


Rin grabbed the nearest boy, Sesshoumaru, and started to cuff him and get him into a dispatch car. He looked like a pretty dangerous thug, but a handsome one indeed, and gave her the feel that he was a pretty mysterious guy.


Sesshoumaru looked up at her from inside the car, which she helped him into, "Lady, you're lucky you're a police officer, or else I'd swear you off about touching my hair right about now."


Rin feigned shock, "Oh my goodness! You wouldn't dare harm lil ole' me, now would 'ya? I'm so scared, my braces are chattering!" (H/N: She doesn't have braces. I'm just making her imitate a hick.)


Sesshoumaru sulked and shot her a glare, "Lady-"


        "My name is Rin, use it to your advantage."


He snorted and leaned back in his seat. "Alright, gRin. I'll make it so you won't-Damnit! You see what you did?! You totally ruined my comeback mood! For a porisu, you suck!"


She glared down at him with a 'are-you-for-real-?' glare and slammed the door in his face with a 'Hmpfh!'.


Sesshoumaru gravely tailed her with his eyes until she hopped on her motorcycle instructing the car filled with the teens to follow her to Ko- nfure-kusu.



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A long hour and ½ later, they arrived at the facility in blaring sirens and shouting manners. All, 20 of them were lead to a basement cellar with vanilla painted bars that were chipped by finger nails, exposing the cold silver metal, and with vanilla walls with white lights that led down a pathway into the barred rooms.


"I don't under stand like, why we're like, here thooooough!" Kaguya chirped, still smacking on red bubblegum. Oblivious that it was covered in molded pig's blood.


Deputy Chocolate smirked sadistically, "Because, hun. Something as ugly as you three shouldn't be able to walk the streets." The only answer that was received was a brilliant "oh yaaaaaah.." like it was the most obvious answer in the world to them.


Each cell had no side or front walls, just bars. They had one window in each cell that was also barred, but had a white sturdy ceiling on the first to levels. There were 3 layers of cellars that went into a circular pattern with white concrete stairs that led to upper levels where others kept in place.


They had been told by officer Chocolate that they would be staying on the first floor where all the other crazies like them were.


Most of them thought that hands and arms would stick out from the bars, trying to grab a hold of a passer bye and beg them to be released. But as they walked down the pathway, they heard singing. Not choir, but actual a bit alto singing led by a woman and some worn out guys and girls. Plus some ecstatic guys and girls pitching in too.


"Show me the way to go home..."

        Every cell had a different voice, and it was freaking them all out. None of the officers made a move to stop it. Now that they mentioned it, they noticed after a bit, that there was no porisu watching over these people. Only the ones that were leading them to their cells were in the room.


"I'm tired and I wanna go to bed..."

        The place looked like a cheap remake of Crybaby's prison. Right now, some of the Shichinin-tai were sniggering because they knew some people in here, and it's always grand to laugh at your enemies.


       "Oh, I had a couple drinks about an hour before, and it got right to my head."


Chocolate made a gesture with her neck and index finger, a pretty deadly looking one at that.

       "That's enough! This ain't Crybaby, so shut your dirty mouths!"

       Boos and hollers erupted the once solemn place as random objects were aimlessly thrown to her feet. Deputy Chocolate stormed over to four empty cells, and randomly thrown the four closest people besides them inside.

      After that was accomplished toughly, she gave another last shout to the booing crowds who stuck their arms out through the bars. Everyone making a thumbs-down procedure, Chocolate gave them the middle finger and stormed away angrily.


Inside the cells, they were completely baffled. In one room, Miroku, InuYasha, Kagome, Sango and Jakotsu were placed.


The second was held in with Renkotsu, Suikotsu, Kyoukotsu, Mukotsu, and Ginkotsu.


The third cell held Kikyo, Yura, Kaguya, Naraku, and Sesshoumaru. And a sleeping Hojo, too.


And the last cell contained Shippou, Crayon, Kouga, a very tall green- skinned red-eyed man, and a slender lady with dazzling red hair that was raised in a ponytail, creamy skin, hazel eyes, and a pretty purple hyacinth in her hair. Accompanied by a disgruntled scowl.


Immediately after they were thrown in their places, the whole cellar started shouting and raving from across each other about their new imports and how cute some were. Or how ugly and cheap they were.

        WOO! Was it loud or was it loud?! It was indeed, loud. (H/N: &_& ---The face that pops up when I have no clue as to why I wrote the last line)


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"I can't believe this!" Kagome sighed. "Arrested for doing Tokyo a favor. Taking out the garbage. And I think I got a cut too, that damn lady threw me across the lock." (H/N: I've seen those. They have little chipped sharp things there on the edges that stick out. Don't ask me how I know; I just do. _)


InuYasha made a caring gesturing notion for Kagome to come over to him.

        "Lemme see, Kagome." The amber-eyed teen cooed gently, totally screwing off his former look of antagonism. "I can't believe that police here aren't more careful. The bastards!" When she was close enough for him to reach out, he gently grabbed her arm and starting searching for any bruises or wounds.

        Soon, him and Kagome started a conversation that led from antibiotics then somehow led to hypochondriacs and pina-coladas.


Miroku ruffled his own hair out of his face as he sat up from his misdemeanor. About 7 minutes after he was thrown to the floor like an abused snail.

         He saw a cherry-red InuYasha caressing a cherry looking Kagome and wondered why they were not in a cocktail salad, because that's as far as Miroku's intelligence span goes as of now. They were in jail, and the man was thinking about fruit salads.

        Perverted snail, gutters are for heads!


Sango swiped imaginary dust from her shirt and looked up to see Miroku looking at InuYasha and Kagome perversely.


Sango smirked to herself, "My, my, my... We didn't think you two had it in you for public affections!"


InuYasha and Kagome's heads snapped up, blushing even more though they were frozen in their position. Kagome caught Miroku's perverted glance as her eyes started twitching.

        "And what are you, looking at, Houshi?"


Miroku's perverted grin got wider; "I think we should be the ones asking you two that question."


InuYasha got alittle nervous, "Err, it's not like that, Miroku you distorted loon!" Though his hand was on Kagome's knee and his arm was lifting up her shirtsleeve to check for wounds, it didn't look like a civil position to the three other people in the cell. They both noticed their position and scrambled out of it, moving farther apart from each other.


InuYasha's main thought: "I would kill them if there were no cameras! Jesus Christ, we can't even get privacy in a jail. Though I'm not surprised, it's pretty weird around here. " Obviously trying to keep his mind off of a certain someone for the time being.



       Kagome's main thought: "20$ says Miroku was thinking about fruit. Speaking of fruits... I wonder if he even notices the one behind him." Obviously trying to make the best out of her blushing jam.


Sango wore a grin so stunningly similar to Miroku's that it would shock your grandchildren out of their virgin eyes.


       "Suuure.. Kagome-chan," Kagome looked up to her life-long friend, kinda terrified. "Is there something you're not telling us?"


Kagome straightened out, making her face straighten into a talking position. "N-"


        "MIROKU-HONEY!"


*GLOMP!*


"GAAAH!! JAKOTSU, GET OFF'A ME! SANGO MY ARROW OF CUPID HELP ME RID OF THE MONSTEEEER!!"



"COOKIE MONSTER TO YOU, DOLL FACE!"


"TASUKETE!!! NAIJO, NAIJO!!" (H/N: Tasukete: Help! Naijo: Wife's Help. Hehehe!)


Sango's eyes twitched as she scrambled over towords Kagome to sit next to her and spectate the humiliating scene.


"Shikatanonai!"



Miroku helplessly looked up to his girlfriend, "N-no...?" He put on his best puppy face as Jakotsu started to cut off the circulation in his left arm.



The brown-haired girl desperately glanced at Kagome, then to InuYasha, then to the small witch in the neighboring cell.

        "Hello, neighbor!"



        "SAAAAANGOOOOOOOOOOO!!"


Kagome sent a glance to the bickering boys, then to InuYasha who edged away in a corner away from Jakotsu.


        "Funny, I always thought that rape was illegal."



"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"


InuYasha heard Kagome over the racket and shook his head in turmoil for his great friend, Miroku. He did that little cross thing that you do with both shoulders, your chest and forehead. "May he rest in pieces."


"PIECES?! What kind of a friend are you?! KAGOME! HELP ME! KAGOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEE!!!"


InuYasha covered his ears and watched as Kagome sighed, and then gotten up to pry Jakotsu off of Miroku.


"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Oh there you are! Thank you!"


"Get 'ur hand off my ass!"


*POW!*


"OW! InuYasha, what was that for?!"


"For touching Kagome there, you little lech!"


"YEAH, SAIKO SUKEBE!" (H/N: Saiko: It is pronounced just the way it's spelt. Sukebe is pervert.)


"I'm so abused."


"Step back away from my Miroku-kins, bee-yotch!"



*BUNT!*


"OW! Inu-chan, that hurts me you know!"


"Shut your ball washer, Jakotsu!"


"oOoOo, wouldn't you like me too?"


"GO IN THE CORNER AND PRAY FOR SOME FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO SUCK ON!"


Miroky gasped in icy shock. "YOUR MIROKU-KINS?! NOOOOOOOO!! SANGGOOOOOO!!!"


Said girl couldn't take it anymore, and scrambled towards Miroku. She enbraced him in a hug like a flash of lighting, stroking his hair as he racked himself with fake sobs. He wrapped his hands around her waist and flakily sobbed into her upper torso.



"It was h-horrible, S-Sango-chan! HORRIBLE! I w-was sitting down, then BAM! T-there he was, and I was all scared, and I-I thought I was gonna DIE Sango, I was gonna DIE!!"


Sango clenched her fist to his scalp receiving an 'oh, oops. ow!' from him.


"HENTAI!"



*SLAM!*


Miroku slid down the wall with swirly eyes @_@ as he was out cold.


"What a pervert."



Everyone nodded in recognition and pity. Yeah, well, except for Jakotsu who went back to smiles and giggles while hugging the rest of the conscious out of him.


Kagome poked Sango in the shoulder blade, "Aren't you going to get him?"


Sango shrugged, "What he doesn't know won't hurt him."


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"Jack."



"Queen."


"King"


"Seven."


Everyone in the cell glared at Mukotsu.



Suikotsu's smile withered, "Don't you have an Ace, Mukotsu-san?"


"...No."


"ARGH!!"



They threw their cards in several directions, not caring if people in the other cells used them to try and pick their locks.


"When was the last time we told you, you were as good as nad sap?" Bankotsu said irritatingly.


Mukotsu looked around frantically, "Wazz did I do wrong?!"


"You were dropped as a child too much," Ginkotsu sighed. "Probably counts for every card-bumming zealot."

        Renkotsu nodded, "I told mother that dropping him on the coffee table would not increase his brain wave rate."


Everyone but the now totally confused Mukotsu sighed and shook their heads.


      ..:.. !(.=-*-=.)! ..:.. The Sluts cell with Naraku, Hojo and Sesshoumaru ..:.. !(.=-*-=.)! ..:..


"And like, ohmigod! Like, stop staaaaring at me!" Kaguya pointed a finger at Naraku who was blandly staring out the window. 'Now why the hell would anyone want to look at her?' He thought, and went back to star gazing.


Naraku loved star gazing.


"Like now, he's tooooootallllly crushing on meeeee!"


"OoOoOOoOo!!"


Hojo was asleep, and not caring if Kikyo, Kaguya and Yura were sitting on him apparently crushing his ribs by their weight, but if he woke up right then, he would have gotten a nasty surprise. No one likes Kikyo's ass in their face when they wake up, unless they've paid for it. Still, they wouldn't like it.


Sesshoumaru was also looking out the window, finding nothing more interesting to do. Which Yura and Kikyo took it the wrong way, and thought that he was staring at them with that bewildered expression.


"Like, Ohmigosh!" Kikyo shouted like a bat out of hell, a kid out of candy, or a Gorilla out of Viagra, "Sesshoumaru is totally staring at my face! Oh girls how do I look?!"


Yura shook her head, making her short hair swish back and forth, "Like, uh-uh! He's totally looking at my boobs! My boobs!" Sesshoumaru's eye ticked dangerously.


(H/N: I guess Amanda was right, Yura is nasty.)



"NUH-UH! HE'S LOOKING AT ME!"


"BUT HE'S TOTALLY CRUNCHING ON ME!"


"Shut up you prostitues, I'm not looking at anyone of you."


Kaguya smirked, "Ha! That proves it, he was looking at me!"


        Sesshoumaru grunted, trying to get comfortable on the stone cold floor. "No. I wasn't. Go to hell you naïve doosh bags."


The three girls bickered on about how the two boys were secretly 'crunching' on them. But that's not was drew Sesshoumaru's attention to the window.


It was that police officer that had the bravery to stand up to him, that girl. what was her name? Rin?

        Yeah, that was it.

        He saw her talking to a guy with strange tinted glasses, a red trench coat, a black suite underneath. He wore black buckle up boots to match. The guy shifted around an outsized cloth covered cross on his shoulders, running a black gloved hand through his spikey yellow hair.


The man was listening intently to Rin, almost in deep concentration. After a few minutes of talk, he bowed with a smirk and went off into the building next to the Juvenile Facility he, Sesshoumaru, was locked up in. The Rin girl hopped onto her motorcycle and sped out of looking distance, a small smile gracing her features.


Sesshoumaru pondered why on earth she would be smiling on such a job she was taking. 'What can I say. Women are just plain weird.'


"NO! HE'S LOOKING AT ME!"


"BACK OFF SLUT, HE ISN'T! YOU'RE TOO SLEEZY TO LOOK AT!"


*GASP!*


"HOW DARE YOU!"



*SLAP!*


'Yup. Weird.'


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"So." Shippou exhaled noisily. He took a glance at the red haired girl and the huge green froggish looking boy. "Who're you people?"


The red haired girl frowned as the red-eyed boy twiddled his thumbs. Kouga and Crayon looked up in interest as the girl their age opted to speak after consoling the boy next to her that they weren't here to make fun of him. Still, the boy hid his face in his palms, making the girl's frown deeper.


She turned to look at their three new cellmates, "My name is Ayame." She said strongly, as if defending herself.


       "This," Ayame took the greenish boy by the arm, making him whine a little so that his face was visible. "Is Earthboy. He doesn't have a real name, because no one knows his identification."


Crayon was about to open her mouth right before Shippou put his hand over it. He signaled a finger over his lips mentioning for her not to talk as if now. It was as if the boy didn't want the attention, much less someone shouting obsanities at him.



Crayon got the message, and pulled Shippou's arm away from her face.


Kouga hoisted an eyebrow, "Doesn't he have a family?"


Earthboy sobbed loudly as Ayame casted a disapproving glare his way, "No, he doesn't. Can't you tell, you cold-hearted bastard?"


Kouga's eyes widened, "You're the one being an obnoxious mule and now I'm the bastard?!"


        "YES!" Ayame shouted, pointing a disapproving finger at his eyeball. "YOU'RE THE BASTARD! DON'T YOU MAKE FUN OF MY FRIEND, AND I WON'T MAKE FUN OF YOURS!"


"We-Well," He stuttered for a moment, but recovered quickly. "HA! WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT, DILLHOLE!"


Ayame's eyes reigned in fire, "BRING IT ON, SKUT-WEED!"


"Grrr.."


"Grrr.."


Shippou turned to look at Crayon, "I think they like each other, don't you think so?"


Crayon nodded, "THE WOLF-WHORE FINALLY FOUND A SK-SKUZZY MATE!"


The giant Earthboy ducked in front of Crayon disapprovingly, "What did you call masta?"


She shot him the finger, "SIT DOWN, DOOR MAT!" Shippou's eyes widened as did Kouga's and Ayame's.


Earthboy casted a watery expression before trampling slowly back to his corner to cry like a baby who has lost his mother in the grocery store. (H/N: A tragic day for mankind)


Ayame turned towards Crayon, "What... Did you call him?" she said slowly, as slick as ice.


Crayon smirked and let down her glasses a tad, "I called him a FUCKING door mat."


"BITCH! I SHALL RELISH YOUR DEMISE!" (H/N: Relish Today. Ketchup Tomorrow.) Ayame lunged at Crayon with her fist, nearly hitting her by an inch. Crayon easily dodged out of the way with her super cool Hong-Kong Phooey techniques she learned from I Love The 70's show on VH1. Ayame crouched down to the floor in one fluid notion, swinging her left leg under Crayon's ankles. Crayon fell flat on her back onto the stone cold floor, yelling obsanities that would make a sailor swine.


She heard Crayon grunting and Shippou helping her up, "Awwww, poor little baby relying on her boyfriend to help her?" she taunted.


Shippou turned around and thwapped a good smack to her face, making her step back in shock from the pure boy.


       "Lay another hand on anyone of us, and I will make sure to wipe that pretty smirk off your face the hard way." Shippou bent down, and helped Crayon back up to a sitting position on the floor, checking for any bruises or cuts visible on her skin.


Earthboy looked hopefully over wondered by his friend as she crossed her arms over her chest and scowled.


"I've decided that when I die, I'm going to be buried faced down so that everyone who disliked me can just, kiss my ass."


Kouga snorted, "Why wait?"


Ayame gravely glared at the tanned boy, "Are you implying something wolf-boy?"


"Yeah, as a matter of fact, I am you trashy bride's maid," Kouga seethed. "I'll bet a lot of pretty boys already kiss your ass now then they would when you are dead."


Ayame kicked Kouga's foot, "Then that would mean I get some, wouldn't it?"


"What do you think?"


"Grrr.. TAKE THAT BACK!"


"WILL NOT!"


"WILL TOO!"


"WILL NOT!"


"WILL TOO!"


"WILL NOT!"


"WILL TOO!"


"WILL TOO!"


"WILL NOT-GODDAMNIT!!"



Ayame held her head in defeat whilst Kouga smirking in sweet n' sheer victory, "Maybe you're right. I will not."


Shippou, Crayon, and Earthboy shook their heads as Kouga and Ayame continued gloating/taunting each other like it was the last day to live a free citizen without a permit.



This was going to be one hell of a night.



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More Notes: YAY! That was a pretty long chapter, right thurr!


I wanted to do a simile on Ranma ½ and InuYasha character's seiyuu. It's pretty weird, but there are many connections out there.


Ranma (Ranma ½)- InuYasha (InuYasha)- Ryuuichi (Gravitation) - Chuumon (Digimon)


Ranma-onna (Ranma ½) - Keitaro's Aunt (Love Hina) - Faye (Cowboy Bebop)


Akane (Ranma ½) - Kikyo (InuYasha) (That's pretty shitty; Akane is really macho, but Kikyo isn't. It's just fucked up.)


Ryouga (Ranma ½) - Kouga (InuYasha)


Kagome (InuYasha) - Laura (Hamtaro)


Mousse (Ranma ½) - Quatre (Gundam Wing/AC) - Duo (Bastard!)


Kuno Tatewaki (Ranma ½) - Wufei (Gundam Wing/AC)


Close Resemblances:


Shippou (InuYasha) - Hamtaro (Hamtaro)


Miroku (InuYasha) - Kuno Tatewaki (Ranma ½)


And that's all I got! I love comparing seiyuus. You can tell, can't you?! Amande helped me out with some of them, I guess it just flows as a hobby. ^~

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OMAKE!!! OMAKE!!! OMAKE!!!

******HIRARI PRESENTS: WHY?! An InuYasha shorty******


Kagome sighed in spit of herself. 'Here goes nothing for the day. Atleast I hope this'll work!' She climbed out of the well with determination and attitude, even if the inu-hanyou was sulking about her not arriving on his every beck n' call.


InuYasha looked down as he heard Kagome come up to the tree. He leapt down with an angry scowl, landing with half perfect grace in front of her.


"What took you so long, bitch?! Didn't I tell you, come back in 2, that's right, 2 days? Not 3!!"


'Teach him to scream at me, shall I?' She remembered that evil plan in her head, and gathered up all of her will power to tame the angry inu. Hah, tame.


Kagome placed her hands upon her hips and elevated a brow seductively at him. InuYasha stepped back an inch in surprise from her forwardness. Was this the same Kagome in which was so innocent and pure?

         'W-what is she doing?'


She took a swaying step in front of him, "Why do you call me bitch all the time, InuYasha?" Kagome said softly yet seductively. She took another step closer to the fidgeting hanyou taking her hand and running her fingers through his silky hair.


"Ka-Kago-me..?" InuYasha started to pant at the sudden physical contact, and seeing Kagome smirk sexily wasn't helping the situation at all. He gulped in spite of himself, and wrapped his arms around Kagome's lower waist loosely.

        'What on earth is s-she thinking?! Is she feeling alright?!' And though he wouldn't dare say it aloud, he quite treasured the heat radiating from both their bodies into one strong force. InuYasha inwardly smirked gloriously. But soon that smirked erased when Kagome came closer to his face, licking her lips,


"You heard me." She replied, her soft and sweet breath tingling his doggie-ear as she pressed her body closer to his in a sexy, yet smooth manner. She stared at his lips hungrily for a moment in time, before choosing to speak again.


"Don't you know that 'bitch' means 'female dog', InuYasha? Are you trying to tell me something.Inu-chan?" Kagome looked up into his eyes, running a slender finger slowly down his jaw line. Then tracing over his soft lips, torturing him intently. A small moaning purr escaping them, making her giggle a tad bit.

         It's not as if InuYasha wasn't enjoying this, but she was teasing him to a point of no return.



'She looks so.. sexy..' Dog boy gulped, starting to perspire at Kagome's needy touch. 'What is Kagome up t--Wait, I-Inu-chan?!' InuYasha gulped down his pride as the beautiful ebony-haired girl in his arms lifted her head up a little. Her lips almost grazing over his, making him want to press her so hard to him, that her lips would bruise by the passion he gave to her so pure.

"N-no. Not t-that I k-know o-of.." InuYasha's voice hoarsely spoke, cupping her cheek gently. He lowered his head down himself, so close to her lips...


Kagome elevated her head up to his ear, and licked the very tip of it with her tongue. Another pleading and moaning purr sneaking loose from his soft, almost edible lips. "Well, In that case."


Kagome pulled her body back a step away from InuYasha's, making him deeply saddened by the sudden loss of warmth and passion. The fuku-clad girl smiled bubbly as she slung her small forgotten blue backpack over her shoulder. She waved her hand and ran past him in a flurry.


"See you at Kaede's, InuYasha!"


InuYasha's eyes widened as he stood in the deserted area for a moment or two, upon realizing what she had just done, he turned around and chased rapidly after her.


"KAGOME!!! YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE WHEN I FIND YOU!!!" He smirked as a little 'eep!' came from ahead of him, followed by small round of giggles.



He will teach her not to tease the almighty InuYasha like that, again! Not that he wouldn't mind.


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I just had to write that, my reviewers deserve it! You know why?! Because my reviewers are the best reviewers out there! Maybe I'll write omake 'InuYasha's Revenge' in the next chapter if I get enough reviews, okay?! Sound good?! This is so much fun! ^_^ Keep kicking ass, everyone!!


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REVIEW RESPONSES, AHOY!


Maiden Of The Moon: I updated "I'm Feeling Fine" a week or so ago, I hope you enjoy it! Your review was the coolest, since I just loved it because of. yeah ^_^


Kikyo is such a dirty, rampant love-crazed monkey who only wants money so she can look even more paler then she already is. I think she calls it "make-up" but I call it "self denial". What a hoe!


I'm feeling much better, thanks!! Nyquil Shooters does the trick. That. and tranquilizers. I wouldn't be anywhere without a few of those! Joking, joking. ^_^' Thanks for your concern.


EX Driver Liz: Thanks!! I love bashing the hag as much as I get the chance. Funny, isn't it?! I hope you like that chapter for today, and maybe if you want to donate any ideas you might have (may they be big or very short) I'd be glad to put in and credit you for them, if you're interested. Thanks, again for the compliments!!


Drea-chan: Yup, it's spelt tutu! Hehehe!


I hope you had fun chasing after Sess to put on a tutu! ^o^ Did you get him in it?! PICTURES!! YAY!! No, I'm joking. It would be funny to see him in pink, if we already don't. I mean, Sesshoumaru is hot, but he's hot no matter what he's wearing ya know?



Yes, I think we all forgive InuYasha by now. ^_^


Ai (yami_no_tenshi2000@yahoo.com.hk): Yes, I did write earlier in the fic that Kikyo was a slut. SO?! Don't scream at me or I won't except anonymous reviews anymore. Be grateful that I even bash Kikyo, Christ sakes. Now after reading this chapter, do you think she's saved now? If you plan to even review again, don't scream it, or I won't even bothering replying you anymore.



Just can't take pushy people. Don't like it; don't read it, damnit.


PeachesDani: I'm glad you loved the fluff! I hope you liked this chapter, too! Thank you so much for your compliments!


        P.S. I hate preppy bitches too. May it shine!


Serena71: Kikyo got what she deserved, but there's more. There will be tons more where that came from! I don't quite forgive her for interrupting Inu + Kag's moment, and I don't quite think she's gotten what she deserves yet, neh? All whores, die hard.


Now you know who arrested them, but I don't blame her much. Actually, there are many fun things to do in jail! I just got to remember them all. _ ^_^ Thanks for your complimentos, they mean a lot!


         Nini4: Thanks for the compliments. And If Kikyo would ever have a theme song, it should be that one right there... Or As I Watch The Sun Fuck The Ocean. Yeah, that would rox0rs! The bitch's personalized theme song, right thurr!


Too many Sess/Kags. I'm kinda feeling downdrafted about that. When I go to the PG-13 section of FF.net for a random check-up, all I see is Sess/Kag, Sess/Kag, Sess/Kag, Oh, lookie here, Nar/Kag! O_o


HELLOOOOO CIVILIZATION! Where the hell have all the InuYasha lovers gone?! GARH! Pisses me off.

Loozer-09: That part was awesome! At the time, I was thinking of Sesshoumaru dressed as Jigglypuff from Pokemon, and I just blurted the first thing that came to mind. Obviously, that was it! ^_^ Oh, me and my crazy thoughts.


Thanks for liking my bashings! For there will be much more where that came from! And not only to Kikyo this time, but to Yura and Kaguya. Amande hates them-


Amande: Hate is an understatement.


         -a lot, so I decided to throw them into the blender. Little sluts. Well, thanks for reviewing! Damnit, you read and reviewed all my chapters! You're the greatest!! ^___^


Gueshoo: I'm glad you liked the bashings, too! And I certainly hope you like this chapter as much as the last ones.


SesshoumaruFanCall911: Yes, Hojo is a skut-weed, but a very cool skut- weed when he has multiple personalities!


That was funny about the story you told me, Colonel Mustard stole your mom's food! Hehe! If I ever had a time to repeat something like that at dinner, I would. But I only live with the wench, and she would automatically blame everything on me, even though she already does. ^_^ I guess that's just what old people do. Besides stinking up the house.


I hope you enjoyed this chapter as much, or more then I have! I hope to make everyone happy with Jakotsu's loveableness and more God related saying that involve Sesshoumaru! ^_^


Thanks for the compliments! I appreciated them!!

Shisou-sama: I loved the last chapter, too, I hope this one compares good ranks for it! ^_~ You were very close to guessing the police officer (porisu) since Ayame and Rin were both in the same chapter! Good guess, and take care!


EvilBunnies1: They got arrested on charges of disturbing the peace (apparently) and many batteries of assault and other crap I mentioned. I totally forgive Inu as well, and am over-joyed that you love my fic so far! Another addition to my Joy Jar. ^_^


Three-Legged-Dog (formerly known as Three-Letter-Word): I'm so glad I'm loved.


ReinaQueen: Yup! Arrested, alright! Now how many High School fics have the Inu-gumi arrested in? Only one right? Only this one, BABY, YEAH!! There shall be many things that haven't been in other stories happen in this one!


I doubt one of them might have political power to get out; it's all up to Judge Hachi to decide the bail! One or more of the Inu-gumi is rich, but there is only one phone call, remember. Who will who call? Will they actually come and make bail? Where will they go if they do get un-arrested? What will the parents do? That's all decided next time! ^_^


CherryBlossomStorm102: I'm that funny?! Great! I always love a sense of humor, you have good taste in humor, I see! ^_~ Thanks for reading.


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