BOOYAH ALL!!! Well I hope you all are enjoying it so far...Note, we still do not own any of these characters *sniffle* MAAAAAAAAAAARTH



CHAPTER V:

"WHEE!!!" Roy was spinning on a chair down in the workroom. He then got up, and looked for a screwdriver as he fixed his computer. All of the parts were laid out across the table, and he wondered what he should fix first.
"Screen...Keyboard...Frame...Mouse...Uh..."
Then Marth walked in.
"Need any help?"
"Yeah!"
"I can do it by myself if you want me to," he offered. Roy thought about this.
"Um, okay, sure. I'll be getting something to eat."
"Okay then," Marth said as Roy left the workroom. Marth fixed Roy's computer in only 5 minutes. After about a half-hour of waiting in the room, Roy finally came back, seeing his computer, which looked brand new.
"WHOA...Where did you learn to do that?" Roy asked him.
"If I told you, I'd have to kill you. But anyway, that's to say I'm sorry for destroying the thing. I added a couple new fixtures!"
"What did you add?"
"I added a Microsoft Word, a way to hook up your Game Cube to it so you can play SSBM on the computer, and for your little Parental Unit thing you're able to see what the child looks like at different ages, not just as a baby."
"COOL!!!" Roy shouted as he jumped up and down. "Can you help me carry this thing back upstairs?"
"Yeah."
So much for that part of the story...But anyway, they carried the computer upstairs to Roy's room. Zelda heard the door bang open, disturbing her sleep. "Unh..." she groaned, as she turned over off her back and looked over the side of her bed.
"How'd you guys fix that so easily?" she asked, yawning.
"I didn't, Marth did!" Roy said. He realized his mistake.
"So, you let Marth help you, but not me?" Zelda asked, arching her eyebrow.
"Uh..." Roy couldn't get any words out. Marth decided that he should leave now.
"Okay, I have a history class to go to... I have a test. See you guys later..." Marth ran out of the room to his history class. Zelda giggled, knowing that he would probably fail.
"What's all the giggling about?" Roy asked her.
"Don't you remember when Marth was asking me all of those school questions?"
"Oh yeah. Never mind."
"So why didn't you let me help fix your computer?"
"'Cause Marth could do it faster!"
"Uh-huh, whatever. I'm going back to sleep. Good night or whatever time of day it is," she said as she rolled over on to her back again and fell asleep.
SLEEPING BEAUTY!!! Roy thought. He left the room to not disturb her.

MEANWHILE AGAIN...

"Now class, if you fail this test, your chances of staying in the CIA training course will become very slim," Marth's teacher said. Marth gulped. He continued, "This test is on History and such and crap and spoot..." Two hours later the teacher finished talking. "Now, be—"
The bell rang, and everyone there (Sheida, Marth, Kage, Dove, Shizen, Aijou, Chikara, Shousan, Amy, and other made up and not made up names) ran out of the class room. Marth let out a sigh of relief as he walked to his next class. He sighed again, knowing that all of the girls in his class were taken (Kage is with Dove, Aijou is with Chikara), and he knew he couldn't get Zelda. Oh well...WAIT!! Sheida and Amy are free... he thought.
Zelda was having a very weird dream. Roy, Marth, and Link were there, and they were all battling against each other. She was there watching, and this black cloud of something that she didn't know what was, came out of nowhere. Link and Roy ran, but Marth stayed there. The black cloud formed into a person, and Marth whipped out a gun from nowhere. Then Zelda saw his physical education teacher lecturing him about something. Marth shot at the black cloud person, but nothing happened. Then the cloud ran towards Zelda, and she kind of absorbed it or something. Zelda woke up, very startled.
"That was weird," she muttered to herself. She was now afraid that Marth had a gun somewhere.
"Hey Zelda. You're finally awake again," Roy said to her as he walked in. "What's wrong?"
"Nothing, just a weird dream," she said. "Very, weird."
"Okay then. You won't believe what I just saw."
"What?"
"Peach and Ganondorf."
"What were they doing?"
"You wouldn't believe it if I told you..."
"What?!"
"Okay, okay, they were kissing."
Zelda burst out laughing. So did Roy. Both of them were thinking of Peach and Ganondorf, but also thinking, I wish the both of US had that tight of a relationship...
The phone rang again, and Roy picked it up, and said his usual greeting.
"You have reached Roy and Zelda's room, this is Roy speaking, how may I help you on this wonderful yet so sad day?" he said. Zelda laughed.
"It's Link again. Is Zelda there?"
"Yes she is, sir, please hold," he said in an operator's kind of voice. Zelda laughed even harder as Roy handed her the phone.
"Hello?" she asked, still giggling a bit.
"Hey Zelda!"
"Hey Link! What's up?"
"Nothing, just that Young Link and I are coming home. Do you need anything on the way?"
"No thank you."
"Okay, just making sure. I'll see you in a while, okay?"
"Okay. Bye!" Zelda said as she handed the phone back to Roy. Link was still on the other end, too busy getting Young Link to settle down to hang up. Roy talked again.
"Thank you for calling Roy and Zelda's room. Have a nice day sir and please call us again any time you would like. Goodbye now!"
"Goodbye Roy," Link sighed. He hung up, and so did Roy.
"That should be your job," Zelda said to him.
"What?"
"An operator!"
"Uh, no."
Then Marth came barging in. Well not really...
"Marth, what are you doing here?"
"I'm depressed."
"Again? You were just depressed in that other fanfic! YOU CAN'T GO KILLING YOURSELF YOU KNOW!!! I LOVED YOU IN THAT OTHER FANFIC!! I HATE THAT WRITER!!! Okay, I am calm...You can't go killing yourself!" Zelda yelled.
"Why not? Although I've already tried...I was just in a sauna for like two hours, dehydrating myself, but ANYWAY..."
"Why are you depressed?"
" 'Cause I know I can't have anyone I like!"
"What about Malon?"
Then Marth thought.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you," he was saying to himself.
"Marth, who exactly are you thanking?" Zelda asked.
"You. And my teacher for droning on and on and on today so we didn't have any time to take the test!"
"Oh..." Roy said.
"DARN IT!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FAIL!!!"
"Um..."
"Anyway, is there any real reason you came here?"
"Yeah! Now there is!"
All of them paused.
"Well?"
"Oh yeah, um, could you invite over Malon to the training center?" Marth asked hopefully. Zelda looked at him, an awkward expression printed on her face. Roy looked at her, and saw on her forehead, it read, "An Awkward Expression," that soon disappeared. Zelda smiled evilly.
"Why don't you just call her yourself?"
"BECAUSE I CAN'T!"
"Why?"
"Um...BECAUSE I CAN'T!"
"WHY!?!?!??!??!?!" Roy shouted.
"All right, because I do have a crush on her and I don't want anyone else to find out!!!"
Zelda sighed. "Sooner or later, Marth, everyone's going to find out."
"So? Just now is too early!"
"Fine, I'll call her up. Unless Roy wants to!" Zelda winked at Roy, and Roy winked back.
"Sure, okaaay," Roy said, a mischievous look on his face as he picked up the phone.
"NO!!!!!" Marth yelled, grabbing the phone from his hands. "EITHER I CALL HER OR ZELDA, BUT NOT ANOTHER GUY 'CAUSE THEN SHE'LL THINK THAT YOU LIKE HER AND YOU DON'T AND THEN THERE WOULD BE NO HOPE LEFT FOR ME!!!"
"That was the point," Zelda said quietly to herself, giggling. Marth left the room with their phone.
"Um, Marth? Marth?! WE NEED OUR PHONE BACK!!!"
"COME AND CATCH ME!!!"
Roy ran down the hallway, Zelda quickly following behind, until she turned into another room. She stayed in there for a couple of minutes, as Marth sprinted down the hallway, making very sharp turns. Zelda then followed, and got to Roy, staying at his sprinting pace. She and Roy almost couldn't keep up with Marth, but luckily they were able to. Then Marth reached the stairs, which he couldn't really run down fast, and stopped in hesitation. But Zelda and Roy could run down those stairs, and if Marth stopped there too long, they would get the phone from him. Marth looked back at his running opponents, getting nearer and nearer every second. Marth looked down over the railing of the two staircases, down at the floor below. No one was there, unfortunately, so he could do something, startling no one except Roy and Zelda. They got nearer and nearer, and were about two feet away, when Marth jumped off of the small balcony/bridge/thing at the top of the room.
"MARTH!!!" Roy and Zelda yelled to him in unison. Marth had grabbed onto the edge of the balcony thingy, and had clung to it, and on the other side (the bridge is only, like, 4 feet wide) used his heels to stop him from hanging, so he was flat on the bottom of it, facing the ground, kinda like Spiderman or something. Zelda and Roy couldn't see Marth anywhere.
"Where'd he go?" Zelda asked him. Roy shrugged. Both of them heard a small thud from below. They looked over the bridge, far enough to see below it, almost, and there was Marth, standing, and smirking. He had fell swiftly on his own two feet.
"Now can I use your phone?" Marth yelled up to the wide-eyed, gaping couple above him. Then Roy noticed someone standing by the two front doors. So did Zelda, and she smirked in triumph.
"I don't think you need to anymore, Marth," she said, as she pointed to Malon who was standing by the doorway, gaping at Marth. She had seen the whole thing, Marth coming out from behind a wall to the stairs, Zelda and Roy following, then Marth jumping, clinging, falling, asking...
Turning around, noticing Malon by the door, and blushing.