I don't feel like doing an author's note...

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

As Zim carried Dib into his abode, Gir aimlessly followed. Suddenly, Gir paused, unzipping his dog suit as if he were stripping. He hopped out of it and began to dance. As he was doing the electric slide, Zim turned to face the wiggling figure and gasp.

Zim: Gir, stop that this instant you FOOL!

Gir* still dancing*: Doodoodoodooo...LALALALLLALAAAAAA!

Gir grabbed Zim, twirling him around in circles. As Gir danced with Zim, Dib took out a laser. He began to cut through the lid of the humongous jar with the concentrated source of light. He jumped out of the jar just before Zim got a glimpse of the large glass container. Dib began his escape process, laughing to himself in the means of doing so. Zim looked at the empty jar.

Zim: WOAH! Gir, put me down this instant!!!

Gir: OKAY!

Gir let go of Zim, sending him flying into a gnome.

As Dib escaped he waved good-bye to Zim and ran directly for his abode. He knew he had to get home and devise a plan for stopping Zim before it was too late.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Yeah, it was short. I realize that. But please R&R!!!