Thanks to everyone for reviewing!! Sorry about the slow updates! More Young Link in this, I think, especially near the end…

Chapter 2

Digital Cameras and More Cows

~One Hour after Last Chapter~

Young Link: I saw cows, not cows!!

Link: Well, I saw COWS!!!

DMG: Guess what?

Young Link and Link: What?

DMG: Those weren't cows.

Young Link: Wha-? They had to be cows!

DMG: Well…they weren't.

Link: Then what were they?

DMG: *dramatic pause* Cows.

Zelda: *falls over*

DMG: Anyways, shouldn't we be getting on with this little "Get Rid of Ganondorf" mission?

Zelda: Yes…of course…

Young Link: *waves WindWaker* *brings them to…the WindWaker dimension!!!*

DMG: Hey, do you have the Deluxe Picto-Box?

Young Link: Yup!

DMG: *whisper. whisper* Can I borrow it?

Young Link: Sure. *gives Deluxe Picto-Box to DMG*

DMG: YESSSSS!!! *jumps into the air* Okay…let's go find Ganondorf!

Link: Do we have to?

Zelda: Yes, we do. First stop…Earth Temple. (A/N: I'm not quite so sure about the Earth part. Maybe it was Forest. But I haven't played WW in a while so I can't remember….)

Saria: Earth Temple? Cool! Sounds sort of like the Forest Temple!

Link: Is it scary?

DMG: Yeah.

Link: How scary?

DMG: Well, how scary do you think Floor Masters and ReDead and Stalfos and Beamos are? And falling coffins and poes and…MEDLI? (A/N: I think she's sort of ugly. But I don't hate her.)

Link: *twitch*

DMG: ^_^ *gets camera ready*

Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts running around in circles screaming his head off*

DMG: *click* *click* Anyone got a laptop? I need to start putting these up for auction…

Zelda: AHEM! Let's go!

~They board the King of Red Lions~

DMG: AHHH! ABANDON SHIP! IT'S SINKING!

Link: Well, it's OBVIOUS that it's because you're waaaay too fat!

DMG: Careful, or I might just set Epona on you…

Link: *screams* *jumps off the ship* AAHHH! DROWNING! DROWNING! YOU STUPID SHIP! GET BACK HERE!!

DMG: *click* *click* AHH! I FORGOT ABOUT THE STUPID PICTO-BOX'S THREE PICTURE LIMIT!!!!!!!!

Young Link: -_-;;

Link: Yes! She ran out of film!

DMG: Thankfully, I have my little digital camera here with me today…^_^

Link: X.X

Young Link: Can I have my Picto-Box back yet?

DMG: Sorry, but no…I have to sell these on eBay first.

Link: @.@ There goes my reputation…down the drain…

*sound of toilet flushing*

Zelda: Anyways, we're here. I sense something wrong with Medli.

DMG: Maybe she got sick. *falsely uncheerful voice*

Zelda: No…not physically. More like spiritually.

DMG: Maybe she died spiritually.

Zelda: No…not spiritually.

DMG: Maybe she died. LITERALLY.

Navi: Looks like I've met someone who beats me in annoyingness.

DMG: Does that mean she died literally?

Zelda: -_-;; No.

DMG: What about metaphorically? Not as good as literally, but still…

Zelda: . NO!

DMG: Figuratively?

Zelda: *has steam coming out of her ears*

DMG: That's it. She died. End of story.

Zelda: ARGH!!

DMG: *click* *click*

Zelda: IF YOU TAKE ANY MORE PICTURES I'LL HAVE TO HAVE THAT STUPID THING CONFISCATED! WHATEVER IT IS!!

DMG: *sulks* Fine then. Hey Link, I see a ReDead…

Link: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Young Link: Sheesh. How dense can you be? There wouldn't be a ReDead floating around in an ocean…

*At that precise moment, a ReDead floats by singing its horrible paralyzing song*

Everyone: *paralyzed*

DMG: *finger keeps pressing the button so she is taking pictures of the floating ReDead*

Everyone: *now unparalyzed*

DMG: OMG! How many pictures did I take of Link's face? How much film did I waste exactly?

Saria: DMG, that was the ReDead…

DMG: o.0;; I thought it was Link's face. (A/N: Actually, I think Link is sorta cute. But it was funny.)

Link: Hey! I'm not that ugly!

*mirrors shatter*

Link: *raises eyebrow*

DMG: -_-;; Sorry…couldn't resist the sound effects…

Zelda: ANYWAYS…into the temple we go…

DMG: Uhh…can we think this over?

Zelda: Nope. We have to go see Medli.

DMG: But I have almighty authoress powers! AND I have an atomic bomb! WHICH I STILL HAVE NOT USED!

Zelda: Okay Link…pick up the big heavy rock that just so happens to be shaped like a Stalfos…the one that is moving and has a big pointy weapon in its hand…

Young Link: Are you out of your mind?

Link: Stalfos? Where?!?!?!? *running around screaming*

DMG: *click* *click*

*bomb flies over from nowhere and sets the Stalfos-shaped rock on fire*

Everyone: Wha-?

Tetra: Hi everyone!!!

DMG: I wonder if she spooks easily…hey look, Tetra! There's a Stalfos behind you!

Tetra: Uh, no, whoever you are…there's one behind YOU…

DMG: O.O;; EH? *turns around* *sees huge looming Stalfos behind her* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*

Young Link: I wish I had my Picto-Box. Then we could have gotten revenge. *evil face* Okay, I'm normal now…*scary face* BWAHAHAHAHA! *returns to normal* Why are you guys all staring?

Saria: You're PMS-ing. And I never thought it was possible for a guy to PMS.

Young Link: ….!! *pulls out LARGE hammer*

Everyone: EEP!

Young Link: ^.^

DMG: How do I kill a Stalfos? How do I kill a Stalfos? *panic attack* *whips out digital camera* AHA!!!!!!!!!!!! *click* *click* *click*

Stalfos: *blink* *blink blink*

Link: O.O;; She's lost it.

Young Link: Yeah…

Tetra: Hey Link, who's she? *points at DMG* She certainly seems a bit strange.

Young Link: A photographer. Of embarassing scenes.

Tetra: Interesting.

Link: .

Zelda: Believe me…it's not interesting.

Young Link: Yeah, she plans to sell them on this place called eBay for money.

Tetra: …sounds…profitable…

Everyone: .

~Eventually, they manage to kill the Stalfos.~

Zelda: Okay…everyone inside now…

~They have been walking for a while now, when all of a sudden a big huge Floor Master comes out of the floor and tries to eat them alive!~

*loud gasps*

Young Link: *giving DMG funny looks* That's not really that funny…

Link: YOU BET IT'S NOT! *running back and forth across the room trying to escape the angry Floor Master*

Young Link: …I didn't mean that…I meant the sound effects.

Saria: What sound effects?

Young Link: I'm hearing things! *takes out earplugs*

Harry Potter: *randomly pops up* Hearing voices isn't a good thing, even in the wizarding world.

Young Link: Well, it's not the wizarding world, and they're not voices! THEY'RE SOUND EFFECTS!

Harry Potter: …oh. *vanishes*

Zelda: What sound effects are you talking about?

DMG: ARE YOU DEAF!?!?! *turns up the speakerphones to full volume* *screams through loudspeakers* CAN – YOU – HEAR – ME – NOW!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

*Link screams. LOUDLY.*

Link: HELP!!!!!

Floor Master: Nyuk nyuk nyuk! Nwahahaha! I have this….green person here! Bwahaha! One move and he goes somewhere else!

Link: O.O You called me a green person?

Floor Master: Yup yup.

DMG: This Floor Master is embarassing.

Floor Master: Yup yup.

DMG: O.O

Link: You called me GREEN!?!?!

Young Link: Well, you are green…

Link: Look who's talking, green boy!

Young Link: I'm green? I always thought I was purple…or blue…or red. Yeah, I think that was it…

Everyone: …-_-

DMG: *frantically takes out WW guidebook* HOW DO I BEAT THIS *censored* *censored* THING!?!?!?! *sees Stalfos emerge from shadows* OH DOUBLE *censored*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Young Link: Uhh…*whips out sword and bombs*

DMG: GAHH! OH SCREW THIS! *throws guidebook in Stalfos's mouth* Here. Eat. Now.

Stalfos: @_@ _;; EWW! *dies*

DMG: …Eww…Stalfos slobber…*wipes hands on Link's tunic*

Link: -_- I need a change of clothes…

Arren [friend that has a guidebook]: O_O DMG! YOU KILLED MY GUIDEBOOK!!!

DMG: Oh…s-*censored*

Tetra: Err…someone pressed the button too late…

DMG: GET THE FU-*censored* AWAY FROM ME! *runs, screaming bloody murder, out of the room* I'LL BUY YOU A NEW ONE! JUST STOP CHASING ME!

Arren: *growls* *eyes glow red*

DMG: Oh for the love of….O________________O

Young Link: *pokes DMG* Uh, we've got a problem…

Link: *mouth falls open*

DMG: I've got problems too…we've all got problems…the world has problems…we might as well stick it in a microwave…

Everyone: Uhh…

DMG: ^^;; Never mind…

Link: *mouth falls open about another six inches*

Young Link: *pokes repeatedly* I SAID WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!

DMG: *smashes pot on Arren's head* I said not now!

Young Link: I SAY WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!

DMG: WELL, I SAY NOT NOW!

Arren: @____@ My head…*falls over…onto other Floor Master*

Link: Um, my Floor Master is licking me…

DMG: O__________O I could have gone my whole life without knowing that *faints dead away*

Arren: HELLLLLP! IT'S EATING ME!

Link: HELP ME! HE'S LICKING ME!

Young Link: O____O;;

Zelda: *zaps Floor Master that's holding Arren*

Tetra: *stabs Link's Floor Master, eyes glow red* DON'T TOUCH MY LINKY-POO!

DMG: What the *censored*???? -_- This *censored* censoring is getting annoying…yo, technical dude! FIX THE CENSORING!!

~Behind the Scenes~

Technical Dude: Kyahahahaha…*programs weird virus into program* That's for not paying me a salary! I'm outta here! *runs*

DMG: BUT I DO PAY YOU A SALARY! YOU JUST LOSE IT ALL THE TIME!

Technical Dude: *pauses* Oh well. Then I get to see you lose your mind. *buys popcorn and sits in first row*

DMG: -_- *boots Technical Dude's *censored* out of the so-called 'theatre'* Screw you.

~Back in the Earth Temple~

Arren: o_O Did Tetra just call Link "Linky-poo"????

Tetra: Linky-winky!!

Zelda: Why I never!!

Arren: *faints*

Young Link: *snicker*

Link: Hey, don't laugh. You're going to turn out like this in the end too.

Young Link: But I'm 2-D! You can't…er…

DMG: *comes back from kicking personnel's butts* Don't finish that. I mean, look at Paper Mario. He was *bomb*ing made out of paper…and he still got with Princess Peach, who was also *flute*ing made out of paper…how the *surfboard* can someone like someone who goes around doing ballet as a form of acceleration all day?

Saria: …Is it just me, or did you just say bombing and fluting and surfboard?

DMG: Uhh…

Everyone: *looks at each other*

DMG: *swears so much that everyone covers their ears* I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE DONE WORSE THAN KICK THAT GUY'S ARSE FROM HERE TO PLUTO AND BACK!

Arren: That's pretty harsh already…

DMG: DO I LOOK LIKE THE TYPE TO CARE?

Arren: …Point.

Young Link: She is a baaaad influence…we should kick her out of this adventure.

DMG: *fumes* If you do that, I'll make you "accidentally" fall into a lake full of piranahs and let them eat you…

Link: I wonder if the inside of piranahs also look like cows?

Zelda: Now that I think about it, Jabu-Jabu might just be a piranah. We don't know this for certain…

Young Link: They're cows, not cows.

Link: No, they're COWS!!!!!

DMG: NOOOO! THEY STARTED AGAIN!!!

Young Link: COWS!

Link: No, COWS!

Young Link: COWS!!!

Link: COWS!!

Everyone: _;;

DMG: HOW CAN THIS DAY STILL BE GOING ON????? IT'S BEEN LIKE 74 HOURS!!!

Everyone: _;;

DMG: *sighs* This is…going to STAY a very long day…

[Notes]: Wow. I updated.

Arren is real, and yes, that's where I get my WW-ness from. I didn't do much temple development because I haven't played WW for forever. I need to steal their guide…but he's a girl! XDD