GOOD OL' LEMBAS
Bread !
Frodo,Sam and Gollum are Camping near an ancien guard tower in mordor:
Frodo-What do we have for the sixth meal of the day Sam?
Sam-EEEEEE....Lembas! Frodo-Ah...do we have anything?
Sam-No!Just lembas bread sir!
Frodo-I told you before that i never want to eat that elven crap again!SO FIND SOMETHING ELSE WOULD YOU!
(Gollum arrive with something in his hands)
Gollum-The Master want something good to eat?
Frodo-Yes!
Gollum-I just caught some fresh and yummy birds!
Frodo&Sam-BIRDS?!(suprised)
Gollum-Yes!See by yourself!
(The two Famous birds were a mix of a wolf head attached to a green rat body (with the rat tail)with small nazgul wings.
So Frodo&Sam Barfed at the sight of the birds
Gollum-See!I told the master and my precious it was yummy birds!(he's happy)
Frodo-Sam?
Sam-What?
Frodo-I think we'll continue to eat the bread!Ok?(Sigh!)
Sam-But sir you just sayed that was Elven Crap!
Frodo-Sam!What do you prefer?Eating lembas bread or the YUMMY BIRDS of Gollum....?
Sam-Eh...Lembas Bread.
And so they continued to eat that crap instead of Gollum's mordor exotic food,AH good ol' lembas bread the only crap the elves made usefull!
By:LordDarkNeko
Bread !
Frodo,Sam and Gollum are Camping near an ancien guard tower in mordor:
Frodo-What do we have for the sixth meal of the day Sam?
Sam-EEEEEE....Lembas! Frodo-Ah...do we have anything?
Sam-No!Just lembas bread sir!
Frodo-I told you before that i never want to eat that elven crap again!SO FIND SOMETHING ELSE WOULD YOU!
(Gollum arrive with something in his hands)
Gollum-The Master want something good to eat?
Frodo-Yes!
Gollum-I just caught some fresh and yummy birds!
Frodo&Sam-BIRDS?!(suprised)
Gollum-Yes!See by yourself!
(The two Famous birds were a mix of a wolf head attached to a green rat body (with the rat tail)with small nazgul wings.
So Frodo&Sam Barfed at the sight of the birds
Gollum-See!I told the master and my precious it was yummy birds!(he's happy)
Frodo-Sam?
Sam-What?
Frodo-I think we'll continue to eat the bread!Ok?(Sigh!)
Sam-But sir you just sayed that was Elven Crap!
Frodo-Sam!What do you prefer?Eating lembas bread or the YUMMY BIRDS of Gollum....?
Sam-Eh...Lembas Bread.
And so they continued to eat that crap instead of Gollum's mordor exotic food,AH good ol' lembas bread the only crap the elves made usefull!
By:LordDarkNeko
