Part 5 (In which our heroes will do something...I haven't decided yet.)

June 30th, 1985. A gig, with a crowd of 500. Solidus walks onstage as the boys are just setting up.

Liquid: Well well, look who's come crawling back!

Solidus: I have not come crawling back!

Liquid: Oh yeah, I guess you're right, since you never wanted to join.

Solidus: I did too! Ever since the beggining, I wanted to join! You wouldn't let me!

Liquid: Now, we always seem to argue about things like this, so I recorded you saying you didn't want to join.

(Plays tape into microphone)

Tape: Liquid (Very poorly impersonated gay British accent): I'm forming a band. Solidus: Can I join? Liquid: no.

Liquid: Who's been screwing with this thing?

(Crowd boos him offstage, and Solid. However, they all cheer for Solidus.)