Part 8 (In which our two heroes (And one very bad anti-hero) Become a proper band, with a record deal and stuff.)

July 3rd, 1985. Sony Music International Headquarters. (That old place again) The band is there, as is Sony Bad Man.

Bad Man: So, do you want a record deal?

Solid: For f**k's sake, YES!

(Ocelot whips him. I know, I didn't say Ocelot was there, but he is.)

Solid: Ow! Son of a bitch!

Ocelot: Thanks. (Pokes him with red-hot poker)

Solid: OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!

Solidus: Hey, it's left writing on you!

Solid: Son of a! What does it say?

Solidus: Sony Music International! Shit!

Liquid: What?

Bad Man: You belong to us now. Slaves.

Solid: Son of a bitch. Where's my gun?

Bad Man: (Doing that evil laugh that evil people do) Well, I'd hardly have got my job as a...well, I can't tell you my real identity, can I? (He and Ocelot laugh)

Liquid: Why? What's your real identity? Transvestite prostitute?

(Bad Man is so annoyed by this he forgets to keep his identity secret)

Bad Man: No, you gay Brit with a gay British accent, I'm a Patriot! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Liquid and Solidus: I really hate patriots.

Bad Man: How do you know about the la-li-lu-le-lo?

(Author's Note - You might well ask. The answer is that Hideo Kojima's plots constantly have problems regarding when things happened. Just see Aries Draco's Can You Handle The TRUTH?)

Liquid and Solidus: Errrrrmmmm...

Ocelot: Shut up! Things that don't make sense don't matter! (Pokes bad man with another red hot poker)

Bad Man: Oooooowwww! What does it say?

Ocelot: Possession of Shalshaska, also known as Revolver...Revolver...Revolver...

Snake: Ocelot?

Ocelot: Ocelot! I was just about to say that! Now, become my possession! (Shoves poker in their direction. It burns through the ropes. Crap, I forgot to mention they were tied up, didn't I?)

(Solid, Liquid and Solidus run off. However, they still belong to Sony, so they could still potentially get a record deal. Bad Man runs after them with a contract. Ocelot is about to call him. So as not to breach legal contract, Bad Man covers his ears so he doesn't hear Ocelot. He writes down that he wants the band to sign. They do so, then run off.)

Bad Man: (Uncovering ears) Wait! What's your name!

Liquid: Brotherhood Of Blood!