Chill out, whatcha yelling for

Lay back, you've been royal before

And if you could let your caged heart free,

Then you could see-

I liked you the way you were

But now, you're stupid I'm sure

That now I can easily say that you're

A royal bore and-

Somebody odd round everyone else

You're watching your back, a king should relax

You try to be cool but are a fool to all who see,

Tell me-

Why'd ya hafta go and make Tortall so freakin' hated

The Carthaks laugh at us behind our backs and nothing can keep them sedated.

I'll make sure of this, oh-

You will fall

You will crawl

Bones will break

You can't take

Any of this so promise me that you won't fake it,

Or else I'll make sure that your mouth will soon have a stake in it

Oh, oh, oh

You come over with a flounce

I wish you were someone else

All the laughter is at you you see,

You're makin' me

Roll eyes when you strike a pose

Always takin' off your clothes

Being dumb, you think that you've fooled everyone

When you've become-

Somebody odd round everyone else

You're watching your back, a king should relax

You try to be cool but are a fool to all who see,

Tell me-

Why'd ya hafta go and make Tortall so freakin' hated

The Carthaks laugh at us behind our backs and nothing can keep them sedated.

I'll make sure of this, oh-

You will fall

You will crawl

Bones will break

You can't take

Any of this so promise me that you won't fake it,

Or else I'll make sure that your mouth will soon have a stake in it

Oh, oh, oh

Chill out, whatcha yelling for

Lay back, you've been royal before

And if you could let your caged heart free,

Then you could see-

Somebody odd round everyone else

You're watching your back, a king should relax

You try to be cool but are a fool to all who see,

Tell me-

Why'd ya hafta go and make Tortall so freakin' hated

The Carthaks laugh at us behind our backs and nothing can keep them sedated.

I'll make sure of this, oh-

You will fall

You will crawl

Bones will break

You can't take

Any of this so promise me that you won't fake it,

Or else I'll make sure that your mouth will soon have a stake in it

Oh, oh, oh

Why'd ya hafta go and make Tortall so freakin' hated

The Carthaks laugh at us behind our backs and nothing can keep them sedated.

I'll make sure of this, oh-

You will fall

You will crawl

Bones will break

You can't take

Any of this so promise me that you won't fake it,

Or else I'll make sure that your mouth will soon have a stake in it

Oh, oh, oh